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We all have one thing in common. WE have issues! HAHAHA…

I love the new Carrie Underwood ohhh geez! She lost alot of weight, by the way did she have a divorce? LOLS! Let alone Ricky Lake and Star Jones!

I diwatang_byaning is on a weight-loss program too, that started last Monday! [But unlike Britney Spears, I am not spending gazzilions and bazzilions of $$$ just to get rid away of my hagdan-hagdan palayan or what other people refer to as salbabida or peras!] If ChuvaChienes has Team True Love, Team Walang True Love and Team Pariwa. I have Team Inggitera! So far I only have 3 members naming ChuvaChienes, Tashanini Pantsyadora the FA -Flying Atchay?, and Doring *Nag chi-cheer nga sila sa background o?!%##$*(* These people are really very double triple lordie lordie great balls of fire very supportive in me. Their the MAIN reason why I decided last Monday night to get meself a trainer, NO not Jackie Warner, which is a good thing no baka kung si Jackie Warner yan eh mag-hadahan lang kami o kaya naman eh mag whale watching lang bwehehehe.

Recently I’ve had some emotional problems, and whenever I am going through a time like that - I turn to food - it’s like, food is my only haven I get really comfortable eating and for me that’s the only thing I can escape from my issues my emotions and chorva chorva! *Oppps, sorry I think I ate my bestfriend hahaha* [Kaya nga tuwang-tuwa yong may ari ng Golden Palace Buffet jan sa may kanto namin no.] Dahil kulang na lang higupin ko pati iba nilang costumers doon arg!

Okay so where I am? My friends being really supportive right? OO naman very-very! Sabihan ka ba naman na anlake-lake ng chanena mo graveh! Para kang batang Ethiopia. Protruding sya, paang ina-eye-ball ako ng chanena mo. [Graveh, kaya after ng mga panlalait nila, paguwi ko surprise may trainer na ako!] Ang Wafuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *Which is very good na wafu sya kasi hindi ako mahilig sa wafu. Maganda hanap ko! At kung maganda malamang eh hindi ako maka-concentrate hahaha… Maninigas lang ako noon, kukulot lang buhok ko sa ilong at pagpapawisan ang mariang palad ko at for sure magpariwara lang ako lols* Pero ang wafu talaga ni Josh ang laki ng wankata ang sarappppppppp hawakan - Ekkkkkkkkkk, sinapian ata ako ni ChuvaChines. LOLS~!

I’ve had trainer before, a female trainer dutch is why 2 years ago meron akong napakagandang abs no! Gusto ko lang ulit bumalik ang maganda kong abs at isinusumpa ko iyan noong araw ng Lunes na Kapag ang abs ko bumalik lahat kayong mga team inngitera sasambahin nyo ako! I stopped seeing that trainer kasi na achieve ko na ang gusto ko hindi ko alam na hindi pala forever yon, may hangganan din pala waaaaaa, I stopped seeing her cause I could not afford her anymore, ang mahal kaya no!
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Sarap ng working from home, I can do whatever I want on my break… Mapa number 1 o number 2 - ng walang rush ahhhhh…

First thing in the morning mamaya eh magkakape muna ako, para naman kabahan ako diba? (Kelangan ko ng matinding kaba!!!) Tapos punta sa gym as in work mah @$$ (You see for ghey people, that really is important no…) Kasi kung chakaness ang katawan mo eh wala kang booty call aka hada hahaha… Lost ang karir mo sa makatuwid. *Aray ko*
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Just a thought - I’ve had girlfriends in the past (Here and There…) And when I say it’s over, it is really over… The biggest question is - when is over, really over? WHEN I SAY SO!!! (It’s the time that I love myself until I love another…)

My work out was so GREAT earlier!!! *Plastic!* HAHAH… I could feel that blood, sweat and tears flowing in my peras… (Shet na malagkit nagkadikit-dikit andramuh.) Malamang babalik ang readership ko? Kasi may Lesbian Drama na naman? LOLS! Asa pa ako no?

Mainit ang ulo ko, bad-trip ako pero… Pero hindi ako galit! Ako? GALIT? HINDE!!!!!! HINDE AKO MARUNONG MAGALIT FOOTAH!!!! *Hagis pingan, tapon kutsara sa cabinet, basag baso* [Nag tatangal ako ng mga kasangkapan sa dish washer while doing this entry.] With this kind of weather? 100 degrees eh talagang sino ang hindi iinit ang ulo? Feeling ko luto na utak ko. Sa tarbahu hindi ako makaisip, nauutal ako feeling ko na stroke ako sa sobrang inet!!! Buti na lang may Bally at natatangal ang aking stress…

Ito ang proof na nag wotk out ako, at hindi ko kayo inoulol! Sarap mag work out hahaha enjoy lols… Buti na lang walang maganda kung di panay mata lang na work out ko (Choros!)
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Yes I am! Kahit na puyat ako from last night, tuloy pa din ang pag work-out… I want my body back. [That body for life… Yong dati kong katawan!]

[With right diet and proper exercise you can achieve the body that you really wanted. O diva? Todo na talaga ito - as in this is it!]
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feel so refresh and rejuvenated! [Not that I did hada-hada kagabi kung saang massage parlor jan sa kanto ng route 30 ha.] I did went to the gym last night after soooo freeking long time, I am back to working out again. I really need to work mah @$$ for I already look like a “peras” - *Bilis kuha ka ng peras, tignan mong mabuti, ganoon ang itsura ng katawan ko ngayon* For reals!

“Napabayan ako sa kusina ng magkaron ako ng jowa“… Yan ang mahirap, sasabihin at paaalala ko lang sa inyo. Sa tingin nating lahat na porket my jowa/asawa na tayo eh ang pagpapaganda at pagpapayat eh hinto na at para lang sya sa mga single ready to mingle at looking? Oh well, hindi ganun yon - makinig kayo sa lola nyo! Mas lalo at dapat kang maging maganda/competitive pag may jowa/asawa ka na for they will dump your sorry @$$ anytime pag may nakitang iba iyan… (Oi, hindi ako ang i-di-nump no FYI lang po…) For this, babangon ako’t dudurugin ko kayong lahat (Lalo ka na Jackie Warner!) *Kabog na!*

Sabi ng mga bakulaw kong friends sa akin huwag daw ako mag lift kasi magmoo-moo-ka daw akong bato as in Totoy Bato, in fairview - hindi ko alam saan ako nakakuha ng mala super powers na lakas parang sumapi ata sa akin si Totoy Mola… Ah basta tunawin ko daw muna ang aking mala “peras” kong hugis… At saka mag-lift. So I did alot of cardio yesterday, [takbo dito - takbo doon *hingal*] kasi sabi nila nakakaliit daw ng tiyan ang cardio? Really? Eh bakit yong kebigan nating FA super marathon pa iyon diva? Define nga ang legs pero ang tiyan define din ba? BWAHAHAHA (Nagbabasa ba sya ng blog ko? Hindi naman diba?)

Bakit ako nagpapaka healthy chorvaley? Eh paano no I want to feel good and great about meself! Lalo nat Thursday kagabi, so ibig sabihin… On ang Work Out ni Jackie sa Bravo channel and of course papanoodin ko sya and I want to feel great ahhhhm while watching it no!!!

Para makatotohanan ang palabas kong health and wellness na ito… Ayan ang aking nilafang kagabi, soy beans! Ang sarap maging healthy ever!!! (Sampung taon na kasi yang soy beans na iyan sa aming Kelvinator, eh kesa naman itapon ko sa basurahan, eh di tapon ko na lang sa tiyan ko… Tutal laman tiyan din iyan!)

O diva may siomai pa! Feel ko kasi ang Japanese kagabi dutch why…

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Lesbian sloth! HA HA HA (Jackie Warner fans, please don’t Sharon Stone me to death!) Don’t get me wrong, I admit (BIG TIME) I’ve always liked Work Out, because it’s totally escapist melodrama that doesn’t sink to the level of Flavor of Love… (Lesbian-Lesbians-Lesbians and their drama oh lordie-lordie.)

Well, I am yapping about Jackie, cause I am watching Work Out Season 3 as I am blogging about it right now… They went on to this “gay cruise” and almost all the straight girls are hitting on her, (WHY) DEMI, can you please answer that question please??? Yes it is given that she is sooo hot that she is in fact a magnet for straight women… Ang Taray!
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I swear i feel so tight and sore right now. [From working out!!!]

I am so excited for the summer! It’s really fast approaching!!!

So started goin again to the gym for almost 3 weeks now… Whew.., after a quite long rest. [READ: After being so addicted in blogging. Uh-huh i ditched goin’ there just to blog! My family even got me an interventionist! For this addiction to stop.]

I am so working-out much harder now. [Thanks to Jackie!] See that booty? Isn’t she delish? [Me love her loong time!]

In no time am gonna have that beautiful bod! Well i don’t spent 3 hours at the gym for nothing no! [Oh well, 3 hours right? Here’s the breakdown… You do the math. Well for a start i stretch for like 30mins, walk for freakin’ 10mins with red-bull on my right hand and my music slave on my left–busy-busy-busy!, i flirt for hmmm lemme see… 2.50 hours and again 30mins for stretching i just have to do alot of stretching cause you know, i don’t wannabe sore the next day. See i really spend alot of time there! And am really excited for the results. Am giving myself 3months to be the next Jackie!]

I am also eating much lesser now! [Yeah i eat once a day now. Maybe that’s also the reason why am always bitchin’@work, well now i know it’s not caused by pms! lol.]

I have an eating disorder… There are times that i would eat and not eat at all.

I noticed that whenever i felt angry/sad or just simply pissed off i always end up at the buffet place, no kidding the whole fucken day and i would sat there and i would just find myself eating all their dumplings, chicken feet and pork buns filled with so much flavor from the MSG! Ohh i love MSG! [I just hate those days! Don’t you?]

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I am so gonna watch the 2nd episode this coming Tuesday@ Bravo 10/9c… BTW it’s channel 273 on Direct TV.

I am excited about Jackie and Rebecca

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