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I have alot of self-esteem, which is amazing. Cause I am probably somebody who wouldn't necessarily have alot of self-esteem... As I am considered a Minority.

Another Tit-Bit...

If you are a woman, a person of color, gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans-gender, a person of size, a person of intelligence, a person of integrity... Then you are considered a Minority in this world.

Serprise!!! (I am feeling so generous!)

Your Miss. Minchin here is so feeling good and generous these days, and I decided again-again-again to have a secret contest. [Of course ako lang nakakaalam kung ano ang rules nitong contest na ito - kasi nga secret nga sya diba?]

Like huwat I have said before, ipapamimigay ko na ang aking macbook sa susunod na contest at hindi ito MACncheese na luto ni Young ha! I decided to give away my macbook - since I was brought up by the Dominican nuns - (good deeds daw) at pramis hindi talaga ako mahilig sa kamundohan, mabait talaga ang aking nature ehemmm. *Eh ano naman ang gagawin ko sa 2 mac? Aber? Hindi naman ako IT no!* Ipapamigay ko na ang isa kong mac! Cause you know I have a very beautiful and very sexy [lalo na pag nakatalikod] nice [pag tulog lamang] kind at heart [ultimo karpintero, kina-inlaban nya!] na BFF (me very liar waaa ubod ng liar lol) and she is giving me a mac air no. *Hoy BFF ko, buti hindi ka nagala Mike Arroyo/Jokjok Bolante doon sa airport habang kinukuha mo yong pamana?* Bwehehehe… I am so happy for you! *Orocan smile*

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I, nominated? As the first minority female colored lesbian president ever… PART 3 (Chelsea or Chorva?)

There is no nominee yet…

Democrat Hillary Clinton yesterday said her opponent Barack Obama may still be getting a little ahead of himself in acting like the party’s nominee before the final contests of the primary season.
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I, nominated? As the first minority female colored lesbian president ever… PART 2 (Vote for me, right here!)

*Puts on my Hillary mask and waves to people*

Like Hillary baby I am really doing my best, but unlike Hillary I don’t look tired and stress. (I am not aging poorly just because of the stress of this campaign.)

Please boat for me, nagmamakaawa po ako sa inyong lahat! I must say that it was really tiring (Yong pangangampanya ko kagabi, pero ang result naman wow tumaas.)
Kalimutan na natin ang mga scandals ko VOTE for me please… Si Ate Vi nga eh - May scandal din pero lookie-lookie Governess na sya ng Batangas.

You haven’t voted yet? Eto, o… CLICK-CLICK-CLICK! (Promise I will be on national yahoo webcam pag ako ang nanalo - RealWorld Chicago kung RealWorld Chicago!!!)
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I, nominated? As the first minority female colored lesbian president ever…

Ekkkkkkkk… Not, maybe by the year hmmm 2090 if I am still be alive?

I was surprised when I heard that I was one of the lucky home partner nominees for that “Week ending May 4 Panalo ever of our $5 NFA Rice!” Na pa-contest ng mahal na HisRoyalHer ReynaElena… Nakakaiyak, hindi ko ito ine-expect ito, sobra. *Pang Cannes na arte!* Teka-teka-teka anong contest ba ito (Kamot-ulo) ni hindi ko alam kung paano ako na nominate no? Ano ba ito beauty pageant?

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What the hell is this Reyna Elena?

Ano tong naririning kong si Reyna Elena eh nag sa - Santa Clause at mamumudmod ng salapi eh malayo pa naman ang Pasko ah? At ang chika pa daw eh ang sponsors daw eh SYA, SYA, SYA at wala nang iba pa kungdi SYA! Anong anomalya to Reyn? Paki esplika nga? Plizz!!! Nakalimutan mo na naman bang uminom ng Adderall?

Aba 10,000.00 pesoses pala! *Kuha ang calulator at i-coconvert ko nga!* Ang dami mo namang pinagagawa! But anyways supurtahan kata dine!

Eto ang prueba! From Reyna Elena’s Website…

I love my OFW’s! And so, www.reynaelena.com is proud to announce the OFW Slogan & Logo Design Competition. The whole idea is simple. Create a catchy slogan and a sleek logo that captures the spirit and best expresses and exemplifies what an Overseas Filipino Worker is all about.

Sponsors

This competition is sponsored by me, myself and I. Should you wish to join this project as a sponsor, I’d be forever grateful to you, receiving a great clap, clap, clap from me. “YOU” could be a Pinoy blogger, a local or foreign employer, a corporation perhaps or, another overseas Filipino who believes in us – the Overseas Filipino Workers. I’m sure, I’d be needing some judges. If you intend to donate some more prize, so much the better! Be a sponsor! Send me an email at ofwcenter@gmail.com.

Prize Money:

It’s a Php10,000 winning prize money coming from all the paglalabada at pamama-lantsang ginagawa ko. Dugo at pawis nang isang Reyna.

Now, we do expect the possibility that there could be one great logo but not a great slogan. Or, that there could be one great slogan but not a great logo. Having said that, there could be two (2) winning entries and the winning entries will not only receive a worldwide clap, clap, clap but also, this:

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Php5, 000 to the winning Slogan
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Php5, 000 to the winning Logo

Now, if you bag both the winning Slogan and the winning Logo, you get the full prize of Php10,000. Winning entries officially becomes Reyna Elena’s intell-liling properties.

How to Join:

This competition is open to all Filipinos, hyphenated or not, with a talent, an email address and a paypal account that accepts and/or receives payments. I mean, I prefer them to be from the Philippines, but heck, we’re just all over the world!

Step 1 - Run your imaginations wild. No, no! Read it again. It’s not Girls Gone Wild.

a.) Slogan

We’re not looking for a one-paragraph slogan because that would be called The Philippine Daily Inquirer. Come up with a great slogan that captures the spirit and best expresses and exemplifies what an Overseas Filipino Worker is all about. Combine your creative and artistic design talent, with wit and intelligence, humor & laughter in one catchy line. No references to the notorious columnist or any of those daily papers. Pag di natawa si Reyna, susunugin namin ang entry nyo!

b.) Logo

Next, combine your slogan into a sleek logo design. Use the Philippine flag in your concept design. There are so many sample designs that you can use. One perfectly great site to look at is this. However, we will not accept any design that infringes on somebody else’s works of art. Should that happen, kukulamin namin kayo ang damages will be upon you.

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Format should be .gif or .png or .jpg
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Flash entries and .bmp files will not be accepted
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Background color should be white or transparent.
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Logo should contain in text, your slogan entry

Step 2 – Sambahin ang Reyna.

In one paragraph, write a blah blah blah about Reyna’s OFW Slogan & Logo Competition that links back to Reyna Elena and on how this contest will bring World Peace (*kumakaway na parang Miss Universe).

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Spelling and grammar will not be checked. This is not a PhD thesis nor a literary event. You may write in any language of your choice, badingerzie or swardspeak included, for as long as you include either an English or Tagalog translation.
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Post your OFW Slogan & Logo Entry within your article and explain why you chose your slogan and what does it represents.
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Your blog article should be funny but not insulting, uplifting and not degrading. The wittier and the humorous it is, the higher your Pogi points. Remember, Reyna abhors soap opera. Ako lang ang dramatista, wag nyong aagawin ang aking korona.

Make sure your Technorati tags include Reyna Elena, OFW, Overseas Filipino Workers, OFW Slogan and OFW Logo.

Step 3 – Send in your clown.

Send us your entry via email to: ofwcenter@gmail.com. Attach your Slogan & Logo Design entry as well as the complete link to your blog entry. We will use your Slogan to link back to your website entry. Your entry will be officially accepted once it gets posted on Reyna Elena.

The POGI POINTS

Pogi Points will be used in judging the entries. Pogi Points will be on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being the Pogi-est of them all and 1 will be ewan. We will rank your entry according to the following:

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OFW-centricity, meaning – does your design exemplifies, defines, describes and captures what an OFW represents?
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Originality, meaning – considering the so many patented logos around the world, I’m sure it will be very difficult for us to determine how original your work is. But we expect and you agree that what you are submitting to us is an original piece of work.
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Wit, intelligence and humor of the slogan.
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Sleek design that embodies the spirit of an OFW.
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Search engine rankings.

The JUDGES

We will consider public opinion in determining the relevance of your design as far as OFW’s are concerned. Based on that, the judges will determine how much Pogi points you will earn. Should we find it difficult to judge all of your works of art, we will narrow down our choices and might use polling to assist us.

The TIMETABLE

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October 14, 2007 at 11:59 Eastern Standard Time: Last day to submit entries.
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October 15, 2007 to October 20, 2007 – Review of all entries

These dates below are subject to change.

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October 21, 2007 – Announcement of the (5) Finalist
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October 22, 2007 to October 28, 2007 Polling (if needed)
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November 2, 2007 – Announcement of Winner

Reyna will be in Manila to drive the truck with it’s prized reward. Because of expected paparazzis, these dates are subject to change. Should this happen, an official announcement will be made in this site - but in any case, watch out for further announcements.

Should you have any questions, feel free to send it to me by email at ofwcenter@gmail.com subject line: Project OFW or leave it at the comment box.

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, SEND THE LINK, POST THIS IN YOUR BLOG! DO IT FOR US, the OFW’s!

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