Diwatang Byaning

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Since the trooperz are moving soon to the city of vest - all they need is an all around finger blaster grenade laban sa mga tulisan at masasamang loob! At arm and hammer for that perfect not sooooo dry tapa lol.

The byaning trooperz aka loyal servants of diwatangbyaning! Attttt isa pang AKA My slavezzzz.

Byaning trooperz were totally loyal to diwatangbyaning and they cannot be bribed, seduced or blackmailed… *Hindi ako ipagbibili ng mga hitad na to! Pangako!* They have abandoned their individuality just to loyalty serve moi!

The byaning trooperz had a specialized training unlike Sargent Marjor. Baklava - The byaning trooperz are trained to be a TIGAS - Tigas-saing, Tigas-salok, Tigas-sandok — they are tigas. They obey me without questions aksed!

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Sorry if I haven’t been updating my blog on a regular basis… For I am away, on a vacation - a veryyyyyyyyy long one (and loving it!!! mmm-mmmm-mmmmm good!) - and I don’t think I am coming back anytime soon!

Bawal at ayaw ko pa-istorbo [Walang dalang cellphone or laptop. Andito sa internet cafe sa kanto ng Espana, malayang nag-u-update.] How could I let that devices *Cell at Laptop* ruin this moment noh? Nevah! - Ni wala nga akong dalang camera? Syet sarili ko lang at damit at bente pesos psssshhh… Enjoy ako, sobra! Priceless!!!

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Malayo ang tingin???

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I am stuck in the middle of errrrg Nowhere? Am bored… Kaya, hmmm what I did is — Nagaliaw sa sarili.

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Tag-araw
Sa may dagat namasyal
At pagdilim
Sa may baybay humimlay

At nagyakap
Sabay sa pagsabog ng alon
Sabay sa paghuni ng ibon
Saksi ay liwanag ng buwan.

‘Di ba sabi mo pa
Na wala pang iba
Na ako ang una
Sa pagmamahal mo, Sinta.

At ang buhay
Nating dal’wa ay nagbunga
Ng makulay na pag-ibig na dakila
Ngunit bakit
Ngayong umuugong ang hangi’t ulan
‘Sing lamig ng gabi ang mga halik mo
Ni wala ng apoy titig mo sa akin
Naglaho ba ang pagmamahal mo, Sinta.

At nagyakap
Sabay sa pagsabog ng alon
‘Di ba sabi mo pa
Na wala ng iba
At sa habang buhay
Tayo’y magsasama
Nakamtan ko ang pagmamahal mo, Sinta
Ngunit bakit
Sa tag-ulan ay naglaho
‘Sing lamig ng gabi ang gma halik mo
Ni wala ng apoy titig mo sa akin
Naglaho na ang pagmamahal mo, Sinta.

(I left my heart in Boracay, diba nga press release — may na-meet ako doon na aeta? lols…) Updates will be posted here! Bukas lol… Am busy! Hardly working ang lola.

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Felepens truly! *Walang halong eklachuchu* Pootah ikaw na maghapon magsukat ng kama at mag veach, mag-pamasahe sa veach, mag kuyokot watching sa veach, mag SMB sa harap ng veach while watching the sun sets diba? Wouldn’t you miss it too?

I miss Veyoncé - Veyoncé na Veyoncé kung gumiling syetttttttttt!!!

Besides her, I miss them…

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Dear Diarya,

During my 3 week vacation in Pinas, (Specially in between my trips from Manila to Caticlan and Manila to Puerto Princessa!!! *Anak ka ng pinasabog.*) most of the time I was confined in the toilet bowl aka CR daw! I know I should have taken Viagra instead of Diatabs no? *Putotoy nga ni 100 year old kong lolo napapatigas non ebak pa kaya?*

Even I had a BM enjoy pa din! Yon na nga lang minsan, napapahinto ang lola sa paglakad at bigla na lang maninigas at pagpapawisan ng malamig hahaha poocha i know right!

Before boarding the plane in terminal 3 jusko buti na lang ang dami ding stores doon like mini stop no. I asked the cashier if they have Diatabs o Imodium… Sabi ng hitad na kahera…

Kahera: Ay wala pong Imodium o Diatabs! Generic lang po…

Me: Okay sige, bigyan mo ng ako kahit ano basta gamot sa diarya ko! *Bago ako magkalat dito!*

Kahera: Generics nga lang po ang meron kami! *She’s quite upset.*

Me: Eh ano bang sabi ko? Diba bigyan mo ako ng punyeta mong Generic! Leche!!!

Kahera: Mga kagaya lang po ng Mefenamic Acid.

Me: Footah! Syet ka, humanap ka nga nga kausap mo!!! Adik ka ba? Maga ba pwet ko? Syet ka no!

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Dear Heart,

Today is not an ordinary day where I am posting an entry about foolish things that I/some taxi driver did. It really never occurred to me that one day, I’ll be writing my own story and will need advise here at my own segmet, Tell it to my heart…

I met someone while on vacation, and for the very first time felt that I was cared and loved for the very first time. But it had to end soon, this soon… 3 linggong pag-ibig lang sya! Everything seems to be perfect. Tsk mali lang talaga ang pasok! Out of tune, cause I have to leave and go back here in the States. *Masakit sya! Promise.*

As I could remember, after Manat. I did pray… And have ask for someone who will love me truly, madly and deeply [HAHAH] Alam ko ito na yon…

*Never ko syang pinuwersa sa ayaw nya. Iginalang ko kung ano ang gustohin nya.*

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Footah baklang-bakla talaga!

Michael Jordan istatue?

More of my Pinas trip HERE

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