Diwatang Byaning

*Puts on my Hillary mask and waves to people*

Like Hillary baby I am really doing my best, but unlike Hillary I don’t look tired and stress. (I am not aging poorly just because of the stress of this campaign.)

Please boat for me, nagmamakaawa po ako sa inyong lahat! I must say that it was really tiring (Yong pangangampanya ko kagabi, pero ang result naman wow tumaas.)
Kalimutan na natin ang mga scandals ko VOTE for me please… Si Ate Vi nga eh - May scandal din pero lookie-lookie Governess na sya ng Batangas.

You haven’t voted yet? Eto, o… CLICK-CLICK-CLICK! (Promise I will be on national yahoo webcam pag ako ang nanalo - RealWorld Chicago kung RealWorld Chicago!!!)
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Well, Demi… I hope all is well with you there at Punta Fuego (Fire Island). Oh I have heard ha Punta Fuego “daw” is the vacation haven of the country’s most prominent families. Totoo kaya? Saan ka pala mag stay jan? Sa bahay ba ng friend mong si Chut Cuerva? Ewww… I hope not in some cheepiee cheepieee condo no (Amara En Terrazas)! I heard narinig ko sabi-sabi that “the Cuerva beach house “sucks daw” compared to the Villaraza beach house in nearby Tali”, anong say mo Demi totoo ba? Ibulong mo na lang sa akin k.
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Ekkkkkkkk… Not, maybe by the year hmmm 2090 if I am still be alive?

I was surprised when I heard that I was one of the lucky home partner nominees for that “Week ending May 4 Panalo ever of our $5 NFA Rice!” Na pa-contest ng mahal na HisRoyalHer ReynaElena… Nakakaiyak, hindi ko ito ine-expect ito, sobra. *Pang Cannes na arte!* Teka-teka-teka anong contest ba ito (Kamot-ulo) ni hindi ko alam kung paano ako na nominate no? Ano ba ito beauty pageant?

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This old man from UK by the name of Ellumbra Tim Curper is one very very sad and lonely man. Desperately longing for a Filipina yet never found time to get to know our Filipino culture. Now, he’s back in UK so miserable, the only thing he does now is open a free website and post all of his miserable Tierra Maria Estates scam hoax stories, his hospital scams Philippines hoax stories, his Tierra Maria UK scam hoax stories and his pathetic life.

How could one buy some cheap slippers and think he’s now a Golden Goose? If you read Reyna Elena’s Was there a scam – Part 2, you will find out point by point that his Tierra Maria Estates scam story is just a figment of his imagination. I don’t know this old man, but if you read his blog, you will find out that there’s something wrong with his brain. He must have one very bad childhood memories that’s why he is such a negative person.

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It’s been a month long that I really wanted to be alone, and now it’s going to happen… I know that socializing and blogging can’t help me with what I am going through right now… It just covers up my issues and I can’t deal with that anymore (I just hate being pretentious). Ugh, me and my big mouth, baka ilabas ko lang lahat ng ka-chorva-han dine, kaya mas nanaisin ko munang magisa as in alone. Pwede na naman siguro diba?

Tapos na ang mga social-climbing.I’ll miss you all…Most specially you! (Ang aking newly found imaginary friend). May nagtatanong na kung si Malen daw ba iyon? Imaginary nga diba? SO HINDE SYA IYON.HOLD ON - WAIT A MINUTE: Sa mga asal byaning jan na mas madami pang drama sa akin - calling-calling Chuva and HRH (HisRoyalHer) Reyns magbati na kayo for WORLD PEACE mga kabisyo! Ikaw Reyns ha inisnab mo party ko ha ang taray mo para kang artista! Ang saya-saya parang may lamay! HA HA HA… Okay tapos na ang (commercial).
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So after last night’s dinner party we just decided to continue it at home (Our home - Gaysha house, GaySha, GayDinSha, GaySilangLahat, GayAko, GayTayongLahat - Kita nyo si Mamasang Gaysha?), everybody is just too tired/lazy to go out tatanda nyo na kasi eh!
OMG, there’s alot of moments of truth ano ba yon, parang si Boy Abunda kung makapag tanong. Butsi Gang left Gaysha house around 4 AM already. Well, me and my lovely homewhacker love having people over kahit hindi sila marunong gumamit ng coaster ha ha ha (Biro lang!)
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Hayyy it’s a really nice day today. It’s still freezing outside but sunny, and besides that - today is my birthday!

Oh well, since I am off from work I decided to cook brunch for me and my employer chuva a not so fancy brunch. I am so sick and tired of eating oatmeal during weekdays uhg… I know it’s good for the heart!, But sometimes you need a 911 food… You know heart attack specials lols…I cooked tuyo, pusit, fried egg and garlic fried rice and of course to compliment these foods, there is phress kamatis and itlog na pula.
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Like what Reyns said “Anyone can be a judge! Except those who live across the Pasig River”. That is why, I am casting my boat right now on my blag, Ever since, I’ve hung out with Reyns I became an uber social climber like herself the HRH, it is very contagious! Ayan Agnes, masaya ka na?

I envy these contestants ever, if I am just a techie and could do a logo and not this uber busy, I would really love to join and get those prizes (pang date din namin ni *ubo-ubo* iyan). So I am not going to beat around the bush, Let’s keep this social climbing alive! I now cast my vote…

1. Malen - Beat this! Kung ikaw man ang manalo, wag mo akong kalimutang balatuhan okay?

2. Kotseng Kuba - Kahit hindi tayo close, boat kita! Ganda ng logo mo, i love ko ang faerie mo! WINNER! (tulungan mo naman akong ayusin ang site ko, parang awa mo na, mukang basurahan diba?). *samid*

3. Ambo - Pasok ka sa number 3 slut ko!

4. Malen - Hindi kita favorite no? Hindi uso sa akin ang favoritism CHARING… LOL

5. Itot - O ayan boat din kita ha, kahit hindi kita kilala. FYI po, hindi laptop ang gamit ni Reyns, La Germania po lol.

It’s very simple to join. Here are the rules

1. Vote for your favorite logo design by posting it on your blog and rank them from 1 to 5 with no tie votes.

2. Here are the point winnings:

a. Number 1 – 5 votes
b. Number 2 – 4 votes
c. Number 3 – 3 votes
d. Number 4 – 2 votes
e. Number 5 – 1 vote

3. Announcement of winners on February 29th.

4. Here are the prizes to win!

a. Grand Prize = Php5,000
b. 1st runner up = Php2,000
c. 2nd runner up = Php1,500
d. 3rd runner up = Php1,000
e. 4th runner up = Php500

What are you waiting for? BOAT na!

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I had a wine and caviar party last weekend! Of course the Queen of all the social climbers is there… The party will be nothing without her.

I really had fun! I love the wine and caviar together, since I am now one big certified and licensed “socialite” I decided to throw out a party for new beginnings all at my expense…
Here’s the whine the made us all drunkitty-drunk that night.

Here’s the uber sosyal caviar…

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And the social climbing continues…

This is the first time I have drank starbucks coffee and been to it’s store ever, the coffee was good! *yummieee*.

My choice of coffee is dunkin’donuts and or wawa coffee, why? starbucks is so expensive. Before, I even told myself that I’d rather drink petrol than starbucks… Do the math, petrol is much cheaper than starbucks *just being realistic here*! Not that I couldn’t afford it… But I hate capitalism *bleehh*!
But now that I am introduced to social climbing 101, 102, 103, 104,… This is the best coffee evah *echos*!

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