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*Puts on my Hillary mask and waves to people*

Like Hillary baby I am really doing my best, but unlike Hillary I don’t look tired and stress. (I am not aging poorly just because of the stress of this campaign.)

Please boat for me, nagmamakaawa po ako sa inyong lahat! I must say that it was really tiring (Yong pangangampanya ko kagabi, pero ang result naman wow tumaas.)
Kalimutan na natin ang mga scandals ko VOTE for me please… Si Ate Vi nga eh - May scandal din pero lookie-lookie Governess na sya ng Batangas.

You haven’t voted yet? Eto, o… CLICK-CLICK-CLICK! (Promise I will be on national yahoo webcam pag ako ang nanalo - RealWorld Chicago kung RealWorld Chicago!!!)
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Well, Demi… I hope all is well with you there at Punta Fuego (Fire Island). Oh I have heard ha Punta Fuego “daw” is the vacation haven of the country’s most prominent families. Totoo kaya? Saan ka pala mag stay jan? Sa bahay ba ng friend mong si Chut Cuerva? Ewww… I hope not in some cheepiee cheepieee condo no (Amara En Terrazas)! I heard narinig ko sabi-sabi that “the Cuerva beach house “sucks daw” compared to the Villaraza beach house in nearby Tali”, anong say mo Demi totoo ba? Ibulong mo na lang sa akin k.
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Ekkkkkkkk… Not, maybe by the year hmmm 2090 if I am still be alive?

I was surprised when I heard that I was one of the lucky home partner nominees for that “Week ending May 4 Panalo ever of our $5 NFA Rice!” Na pa-contest ng mahal na HisRoyalHer ReynaElena… Nakakaiyak, hindi ko ito ine-expect ito, sobra. *Pang Cannes na arte!* Teka-teka-teka anong contest ba ito (Kamot-ulo) ni hindi ko alam kung paano ako na nominate no? Ano ba ito beauty pageant?

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So after last night’s dinner party we just decided to continue it at home (Our home - Gaysha house, GaySha, GayDinSha, GaySilangLahat, GayAko, GayTayongLahat - Kita nyo si Mamasang Gaysha?), everybody is just too tired/lazy to go out tatanda nyo na kasi eh!
OMG, there’s alot of moments of truth ano ba yon, parang si Boy Abunda kung makapag tanong. Butsi Gang left Gaysha house around 4 AM already. Well, me and my lovely homewhacker love having people over kahit hindi sila marunong gumamit ng coaster ha ha ha (Biro lang!)
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Hayyy it’s a really nice day today. It’s still freezing outside but sunny, and besides that - today is my birthday!

Oh well, since I am off from work I decided to cook brunch for me and my employer chuva a not so fancy brunch. I am so sick and tired of eating oatmeal during weekdays uhg… I know it’s good for the heart!, But sometimes you need a 911 food… You know heart attack specials lols…I cooked tuyo, pusit, fried egg and garlic fried rice and of course to compliment these foods, there is phress kamatis and itlog na pula.
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I have survived holy week, so am back on my feet and my regular regimen…

HAHAHAH *rolls on the floor* I just can’t stop laughin’ really. This is the reason why I love reading Brian Gorrell’s blog, it’s very addicting and controversial.

But there are times that I wonder (what if the stuff that he wrote is just a figment of his imagination?) I don’t him or the said Gucci Gang personally… But what if this is his kind of revenge for DJ Montano? You know like a lover scorned…

And another thing… If DJ Montano owes him money why the hell is he blogging about his friends too? Not just that, even Celine Lopez’s mom and dad are also a target in his blog>_(O*^^#@$_+ It’s not about DJ’s friends… They did not owe Brian anything… It is DJ who owes him… Well I am glad I wasn’t associated with DJ Montano/Manila’s Elitist or else my ass will be dragged too in his blog lol… *sigh… What a relief* Well I am not a for real elite. I am a pretentious social climber. Like HRH Reyna Elena herself. (It’s all your fault HRH!)

You want to know my opinion? WELL I DON’T HAVE ANY! Just playing! Heheh…

In my opinion, granted - DJ Montano did something very horrible to Brian, I don’t think he supposed to drag other people on their mess? Right, I mean, yeah Celine Lopez and DJ were BFF but then whatever DJ does Celine is totally not in control of it… It’s not about consenting other people to do something bad… BUT, it’s their life and you just can’t control someone’s life… You know what am sayin’ here?
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One Line, Two Lines, Three Lines, Four Lines. - The latest from Brian Gorrell’s blog. You know Brian (The blog owner) Vs. DJ (Delfin Justiniano Ocampo Montano II), Celine Lopez, Tim Yap, Wendy Puyat, Tina Tinio and the rest of the Gucci Gang… Oh my god! There’s just alot of controversies on his entries! That is why I always visit his blog for that juicy chika!

This said gang “Gucci Gang” also known as Manila’s Elitist are a bunch of thieves and freeloaders - Well, I don’t know. I don’t know them personally, am just here for the chika! Well, it is really up to you guys my only advice is to visit Brian’s blog and you’ll be the judge…

I don’t like gossips. But I don’t consider this a gossip, this is like those reality shows that we use to see in the television lol - WAY MUCH BETTER!!!

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Like what Reyns said “Anyone can be a judge! Except those who live across the Pasig River”. That is why, I am casting my boat right now on my blag, Ever since, I’ve hung out with Reyns I became an uber social climber like herself the HRH, it is very contagious! Ayan Agnes, masaya ka na?

I envy these contestants ever, if I am just a techie and could do a logo and not this uber busy, I would really love to join and get those prizes (pang date din namin ni *ubo-ubo* iyan). So I am not going to beat around the bush, Let’s keep this social climbing alive! I now cast my vote…

1. Malen - Beat this! Kung ikaw man ang manalo, wag mo akong kalimutang balatuhan okay?

2. Kotseng Kuba - Kahit hindi tayo close, boat kita! Ganda ng logo mo, i love ko ang faerie mo! WINNER! (tulungan mo naman akong ayusin ang site ko, parang awa mo na, mukang basurahan diba?). *samid*

3. Ambo - Pasok ka sa number 3 slut ko!

4. Malen - Hindi kita favorite no? Hindi uso sa akin ang favoritism CHARING… LOL

5. Itot - O ayan boat din kita ha, kahit hindi kita kilala. FYI po, hindi laptop ang gamit ni Reyns, La Germania po lol.

It’s very simple to join. Here are the rules

1. Vote for your favorite logo design by posting it on your blog and rank them from 1 to 5 with no tie votes.

2. Here are the point winnings:

a. Number 1 – 5 votes
b. Number 2 – 4 votes
c. Number 3 – 3 votes
d. Number 4 – 2 votes
e. Number 5 – 1 vote

3. Announcement of winners on February 29th.

4. Here are the prizes to win!

a. Grand Prize = Php5,000
b. 1st runner up = Php2,000
c. 2nd runner up = Php1,500
d. 3rd runner up = Php1,000
e. 4th runner up = Php500

What are you waiting for? BOAT na!

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I had a wine and caviar party last weekend! Of course the Queen of all the social climbers is there… The party will be nothing without her.

I really had fun! I love the wine and caviar together, since I am now one big certified and licensed “socialite” I decided to throw out a party for new beginnings all at my expense…
Here’s the whine the made us all drunkitty-drunk that night.

Here’s the uber sosyal caviar…

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And the social climbing continues…

This is the first time I have drank starbucks coffee and been to it’s store ever, the coffee was good! *yummieee*.

My choice of coffee is dunkin’donuts and or wawa coffee, why? starbucks is so expensive. Before, I even told myself that I’d rather drink petrol than starbucks… Do the math, petrol is much cheaper than starbucks *just being realistic here*! Not that I couldn’t afford it… But I hate capitalism *bleehh*!
But now that I am introduced to social climbing 101, 102, 103, 104,… This is the best coffee evah *echos*!

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