Diwatang Byaning

Sailing
Takes me away

To where I’ve always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me

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Last July 3rd we (Me and my pimp — Jake!) was at Cape May. It was all good! It’s been years since the last time I have been there.

And it was my first time to eat at The Lobster House, pootah they call it lobster house ni wala namang tindang lobster lol…

Rapsa!

Loster House is indeed pet friendly! Eh paano ba naman? Sinama ko na si Jake sa loob ng resto (open air sya…) footah nagkalat pa syet ka talaga Jake pinahihiya mo ang auntie mo! *Bawas puntos yan!*

Thank God hindi naman kami na kick out hehehe. *May phobia ang lola sa mga kick-out, alam nyo naman, ilang beses na ako na kick-out sa club hahaha kahit nanahimik ako!*

I soooooo love having a dog most specially cute dogs like Jakelina paano ba naman, nilalapitan kami ng mga babae as in!!! *Pa-cutes*

It was such a lovely day to be at the shore… Hindi ganun kainit, but dawgs aren’t allowed at the beach and even at the boardwalk *Boardwalk? Boardwalk-boardwalk-an hahah!* Dutch why — we was a little bored, *Anong ginagawa ni diwata pag bored? Eh mag pipol watching…*

Happy family! Pero now so happy ang 3, kasi they forgots to buy a sunblock!

Obyus ba na sunburn!

*Tabi nga jan di ko makita!*

Ililis-lilis mo pa, hindi ko makita!

=( the day went too fast, time to go home,

If I only knew that I will be molested that night of July 3 - Sana hindi na ako umuwi! *Waaaaaaaaa, wag po… Maawa na kayo sa akin.*

To be continued!

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Joy? Hmm JoyJoy? Of Filipino Lesbian? [Ngek…]

Masaya lang ako! *Nakapasa sa job interview?*

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With thousands of people headed to the shore for the last weekend in summer I diwatang byaning aka YoungCan decided to cook for my friends.

Uhg I’d rather cook than go to the shore! (And that’s exactly what I did yesterday!) Who goes to shore (Ocean city, Atlantic city, Barnegat etc. etc. etc anyways? With all that crappy hypodermic needles, gauze and other medical waste you don’t want to know floating around it? Uhg never mind!

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This is the best form of rest and relaxation for me…

What more can I ask for? I have the sun, beach and most of all my dos equis ahhh! [I could die right now!] AHaaahhaaa…

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Ever since we’ve known each other

Were just inseparable…

Am very happy right now. Little did I know I could be this HAPPY…

Khap khun khap. Phom rak khun…

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I’ve seen ya darling,
Seen you hanging round town
You in a short skirt,

Shining eyes of deep brown,
You had a dirty look.
You caught me on your hook.
Turn up the thermostat,
I want to see you sweat…

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As y’all would know Am very excited for summer already! This is my very anticipated season. The only time i can wear my F*** me clothes hah hah!!! I’ve been goin to the gym and had this special diet the eat-no-food diet! — before I was also on a diet, SEE FOOD DIET it is! I eat just anything i put my hands on.

I have a different outlook now! I have to be beautiful this season! Beat that! I dunno my market, it’s just sooooo competitive! — Whatever that market is lol.

I guess it doesn’t matter now, if i go to the gym and spend 10 hours there and not eat at all. I will be working my ass of this summer *Isn’t that sexy? Uhhhg.*

Starting June I will be working Saturdays and Sundays from 10:30AM - 6:30PM. I just have to do, what i have to do. It’s hard living below the poverty line. [Just call me DUKE, short for DUKHA!]

Definitely I’ll be missing alot… of fun under the sun… BBQs and The Shore.

My ass is just gonna end up at some Tanning Salon. *Damn it!*

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Oh my gawd, I so cun’t believe it! It was so effin’ hot today. It’s about 80 degrees, and the thing is it’s not summer yet! I heat it… Ask me why? %)(%$!*&^$# Naman! Jina-Jabar ako! [My under arms are really sweatin’… Like the famous basketball star… You know Abdul Kareem Jabar.]

I can’t wait for summer! [Masusuot ko na din yong bathing suot ko! Weeee.] *Yong band aid at yong bao!*

Summer is ready for me. Question ei Am i ready for summer? HINDI! Naman i just back to my normal life last Monday. After 1 and half month of rest *Lamunation, Puyatation at Tamadation kumilos at tangalin ang mga natutulog na tabaaaa! Dahil sa katimangan sa pag-bla-blog. [Ngayon timang na timang ako kaka work-out dahil na nga sa nalalapit na tag-araw. Shempre dapat muganda ako sa summer noh!]

Endless bilaran sa tag-araw to! Habang nainom ng ice cold Kulafu! [This is it] *Todo na ito!* . There’s nothing better than this!

I actually like warm weather! Just no-no-no to 80 degrees and higher!!! *Di pa man ako nakakapunta sa Imperno eh na-fil ko na kung paano sya ngarks! Alam ko na ang pakiramdam noH! Ayaw ko yan, ayaw kong parang sinisilaban ako at ayaw ko ding manuyot pleaze!*

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