Diwatang Byaning

I love this ever-ever (Kaya nga eto, re-post daw eh…) I did this post, when I was just starting to blog. Sisihin si Barbie kung bakit madaming naging tibo ek-ek magic bwahahaha…

WARNING: Parental guidance is needed — BADLY! Do not click it you is a minor!

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Last Friday, I ran into or should I say she ran into me [Ehehe, feeling Rapunzel na naman ako! :WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Haba buhok ko ever ever ever after…]

Mwehehehe… I met up with an old friend (The one, I used to talk to the whole effin’ night before I started dating Manat. Uhg lols! OO sya yong sinolotan ni Manat sa akin HAHAHA!!!) and really we gots and lotsa catching up to do no. It seems like forever since we last spoke and saw each otha noh! I sure do miss her, awwww… *O Demi, selos mode? Nah!* Anuvey!

Y’all meet my friend Tran! O diva? (Will she be the next Tila “Tequila” Nguyen?) I have been friends with her [As in friends with NO benefits, kasuya diba? SNAPPING fingers heeeheehhee] for a bit 5 years already.

I met her at some club in the city, where we always hang out and just every time were there, she was there too. (Sinusundan ata ako ng barookang ito eh?) And the rest is history loka-loka din kasi tong si kebigan kong to eh - She is funny, awesomely and fabulously gorgeously beautifuly and sexy ohhlala great balls of fire perfect! Hahahaha…

-WOOT-WOOT-

as for me? I am so effin’ liar hehehe… Peace Tran!

Want to see more of Tran? CLICK-CLICK-CLICK (HOY mya byaning jan, tama na ang pantaserye! Straight yan no!!! Sabi nya “straight daw sya” bweheheh…)

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First of all I wanted to thank, all the people who supported me and my drama all the way through…
Thanks to my sponsors - dahil kung hindi sa inyo, I will not be here [blogging for money ako no!] LOL.

I feel like crying right now, I was given an award by my “employer” Chuva , as a “beautiful and sexy blogger” o diba naman… Thanks Ate! [mubait na maganda pa yan!] saan kayo nakakita ng amo at katulong magkasabay kumain? kung ano man ang kinakain nya kanya lang yon, akin flurwax! bait diba?

I will be posting the above photo again, but it’ll be unedited! [abangan nyo. ang mainip talo!] RAW and no holds barred! Wait for my Paparazzi cut!

Kagandahan ako diba? Medyo may kalakihan lang ang ilong ko, pero WHO CARES!()*$$@#@

At Sexy pa!!! Ayan ang prueba, kagat labi!

Now am passing this award/crown to the following bloggers who are beautiful and sexy o diba?

Rebecca - Standing 5′5 and weighing 98′lbs [O diba, parang sa boxing ang intro lol.] beautiful and sexy ka ever! Just my type, slim ever - anong sekreto mo? dieters tea? he he he…

My - Diwata presents the beautiful and sexy Marlene Lemback fresh from Switzerland, ang nagiisang maganda at sexy sa Alps region.

PusaCat - Ganda ka ever, [winwinwin] Pasok ka pa din dito, kahit nagawa mo na to dahil sa ganda mong yan! Hay lab u and Hay miss u!

Bea - Sige na nga aawardan na din kita, baka sakaling lumabas ka sa lungga mo… Super hinhin babaeng Pilipina gandaganda ever-ever gotesco!!! Kahit pa nangsinungaling ka, [Ika nga ng bestpren mong si Parker YOU LIED!]

JJ - Your MEME machine is back. Awardawardaward ever… Pasok ka din dito! You are beautiful!!! And you are sexy too - I know it by heart~@

Pazing - Nagtatampo ka ba? O sige na nga, sama ka din dito. Ganda-ganda mo eh, ganda mong patayin! [ni anino mo hindi ko makita, saan ka na ba?] Iniwan mo na ba talaga ako at tuluyan kang sumama kay JJ? Hay miss u p!

Ross - Ang nagiisa at natatanging beautiful at sexy girl ng Italya! [represent!] Hay miss u, saan ka na ba?

At kung wala sya, wala din ako. Dahil sa kanya… Ako’y timang-na-timang

Presenting *drum rolling*

HRH Kamahalan Queen Reyna Elena - GANDALICIOUS! Inlab ako sayo ever, hay lab u - tall-dark and handsome!!!

Enjoy being a woman! [Ika nga ni Summer’s Eve]

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So here is the continuation of Day 2… After Madame Tussuad’s we went to a SEX Museum somewhere in Downtown, I never thought we have such museums like this in America, I though it only existed in Netherlands. [Mga ma-e-elya kasi mga tao doon eh.]

This is outside the museum… O diba kink kung kink ang labanan!

This is inside the museum’s store. [Yeah they sell almost everything here… like sex toys and books of how to BLAH for dummies… and some barriers too. I should have bought JC, Bea and Tita C5’s token here the dental dam. Lima piso lang eh. *Sayang sabay snap ng fingers!*]

Uh okay… No thanks… Please I will never touch or lick that exhibit! Let alone stroke! ha ha ha… Ewwwww…

This is before we enter the SEX mueum…

This is the first floor of the museum… On this floor they exhibit fetishes and the like and it’s sub-categories like BDSM/SM etc.. etc.. etc..

… See the photo? Innit that enough?

Oh well i know y’all want to see more… I’ll be back for part 3 of this SEX museum… Be ready!

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Last week I was at the 76ers game at Wachovia Center. I am not really a basketball person. I am more of a football/hockey fan. But since the ticket was free and it’s gonna be on a premium seating [Mind you on a suite.] I just grab that op with no hesitations. *Who doesn’t want freebies? Eh?*

See those lovely ladies?

I think i am gonna have a heart attack on this one… [They just keep on flaunting those bosoms.]

Is that a butt??? *Mi dios por santo my virgin eyes are being corrupted Ekkk.* Believe me the bazoongas are everywhere!!!

I really don’t care about the game! Well in fact i dunno what’s the score at this moment. I am here for this. Ha ha ha… *I just have to blur those beautiful faces. Since i didn’t have any release forms with me.*

YOUR A WANKER NO.4!!! [Ooopsie I got carried away… I taught i was in a football game.]

Proof that Mr. Games is such really a wanker! *Uh-oh GIRLFRIEND you don’t hit yout playmates!*

See that lil girl? *I believe i can fly… I believe I can touch the sky… I think about it every night and day… la la la la*

There is an anomaly here! Why do they have to put up sexy girls here and the goons as back up dancers? Why??? Can someone please explain this to me! [Is that Notorious BIG? Now that’s what i call Gangsta!]

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