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I have alot of self-esteem, which is amazing. Cause I am probably somebody who wouldn't necessarily have alot of self-esteem... As I am considered a Minority.

Another Tit-Bit...

If you are a woman, a person of color, gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans-gender, a person of size, a person of intelligence, a person of integrity... Then you are considered a Minority in this world.

Girl haunting

With all accessories pa ako nyan fatigue, muk up na itim sa ilalim ng mata and all that, para akong hunyangong nagtatago sa mga halamanan bwahahaha… Makakuha lang ng photo opps for bubelyas at mga keps if there is lol (Itong natutuhan ko sa BFF ko as in Baklang Friend Forever ampootah. Kumuha ng picturakas ng mga naggagandahang babae. Ekkkkk!)

Nabalitaan ko kasi na magaganda daw mga babae sa West Coast? Totoo kaya ito? Kaya kahapon talagang i-shi-nure ko na mag girl hauting (As in hindi hunting — HAUNTING ampootah!) [Sabay kanta ng pinaka favorite song ko]

~~~ *California girls, we’re unforgettable, Daisy dukes, bikinis on top! Sunkissed skin, So hot we’ll melt your popsicle!

Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!*~~~

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Nakakalowka!

Pootah nawala lang ako ng ilang araw ang mga searches sa site ko nakakabaliw!

Merong taga Poland na nag search ng NAKET FILIPIN GEL — ampootah kung paano sya magsalita malamang ganun din sya mag spell hahahaha!!! Merong naghahanap ng PINAY BOOBS anobah??? (If I can recall, never naman ako nagpakita pa ng dyojing ko ditech diva?) May naghahanap din ng TIBO NA INLOVE? ano daw??? Pero pinakamadami ang naghahanap ng SCANDAL or PINAY SCANDAL — now, ganun ba ako ka-scandelicious para sa akin mapunta ang mga linchak na mga searches na iyan???

Pero ang mas nakakalowkang balita eh nalowka ako sa dinnerech ko kagabi! Hindi ako masyadong pala-kain ng isda kasi pagkaing pang-mahirap yon noh bwahahaha lol chika lang. Mahilig ako sa KARNE por kilo lol pero pwede ding i-substitute ng TAHONG hahahah! (Pritong isda ni wala man lang asin o paminta na timpla? Ni walang sawsawang suka. Kasi di nakabili ng organic na suka, take note ORGANIC na suka lol. Sauteed kale on garlic and lots of onions? At Daikon – ANO DAW? Leche labanos lang sya pinasosyal lang ang pangalan! As is ang mga pagkain.

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C for Karir?

NAMAN! Kinareer ang pakikipaglaflafan!

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My sincere apologies… Sorry for not uploading Halloween photos as of yet, footah my gash, gash abelgash — sobrang daming work. Katunayang dinugo ako – literal ha – talagang dinugo ako sa work noong isang araw – work… Too much work to do, not too much speaking english lol.

Eto pa ang katunayan – at pawang katunayan, talaga namang the whole week akong nakayod ngayon, bakit kamo? Hehehe, may mga pinag-aaral ako ng narsing sa Pinas diba? Ekkkkkkkkkk… Di pala ako yon. Wala lang pang baon sa nalalapit na bakasyon Asia Truliiiii Asia Malaysia Pakistan mo! Bwahahaha…

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*Footah ka, wag ka maniwala jan, binobola ka lang nyan!*

Walang kakupas-kupas… Tsk…

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At shempre di naman daw mag papatalo sila Romeo at Juliet sina Marc Anthony at Cleopatra! *Talagang gumaganun!*

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Mga Asianacs? Yesa, look may tulo pa ng toyo sa may kwelyo si lalake!

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Naangat pa ang pwit? As in… OMG! (Oo May Ganun!)

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Walang kasawa-sawang tukaan…

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*Hooooooooooy mga footah, nahinga pa ba kayo???*

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Re-posted: Diwata Production Presents…

I love this ever-ever (Kaya nga eto, re-post daw eh…) I did this post, when I was just starting to blog. Sisihin si Barbie kung bakit madaming naging tibo ek-ek magic bwahahaha…

WARNING: Parental guidance is needed — BADLY! Do not click it you is a minor!

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Sunday: New York, NY!

I will be going to New York tomorrow! *Baket? Naingit sa fabulous dinner ni Gloria at ng kanyang entourage sa Le Cirque? Which cost the Filipino people almost a million dollar$?* Hahaha, mga footah… It’s just “Allegedly noh!’ Hehehe…

I will be getting my detailed schedule, will do some photo opps, will eat some authentic Mediterranean street food [Nadala ako sa pag-ho-hokah!] *Puff the magic dragon…* Footah isang oras na session nak-nang, feeling ko nasa alapaap pa ako, syet!

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[I just wanted the pain to go away...] Don’t call me, I’ll call you *Syet, daig pa ang pinag-aaplyang tarbahu ah?* Those where the last words Demi told me, bago kami mag pahinga from ITCH other — 48 years na ang nakalipas – wala pa ding tawag? Waaaaaaa… [M-ma-maaa-masakit sya sa dibdib.] **HIKBI – Haba nguso* I think I might need a DiLUBED — Ekkk Dilaudid pala lol! *Bisaya man gyud? Di-loaded man, wa man ako pang Tix! Wa man gyud ako load.*

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along 53rd – 60th ave *Hahalughugin ko ang best shawarma in Manhattan!* [Breakfast lang yan ha! Hahaha... I know, I may be pa-sweet pero ang bituka ko is not pa-sweet!] And for lunch I’ll be going to Roosevelt Blvd in Queens for that ‘langhap sarap’ burger!

Gustuhin ko mang magpahinga, hindi pwede! Dami kayang ginagawa, pucha pagod na pagod na ako… *Pagod ako physicall, mentally at emotionally – dahil may mga emotions akong ganito kay Demi…*

ISwear

By the moon and the stars in the skies. And I swear. Like the shadow that’s by your side

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I swear kumapal ang buhok ko!

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Iba talaga ang nagagawa kapag may pera ka. Kapag pag mayaman ka diba?… Eksampol na lang: Ang tawag mo sa sugat ay rashes samantalang kapag ikaw ay mahirap galis aso ang tawag jan – Ang sagwa diba??? Ito pang isa, kapag mayaman ka at pokpok ka liberated ang tawag doon kapag ikaw naman ay mahirap ang tawag jan ay putah-putah o kaya naman ay paka as in pakawala. At kung addict ka man at mayaman ka ang tawag sayo eh social-user… Si Tehankee social-killer ekkkk eccentric o may toyo/baliw sa words ng isang mahirap! Bwahahaha… Wala lang just tots.

FUN day with Tran Nguyen!

Last Friday, I ran into or should I say she ran into me [Ehehe, feeling Rapunzel na naman ako! :WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Haba buhok ko ever ever ever after...]

Mwehehehe… I met up with an old friend (The one, I used to talk to the whole effin’ night before I started dating Manat. Uhg lols! OO sya yong sinolotan ni Manat sa akin HAHAHA!!!) and really we gots and lotsa catching up to do no. It seems like forever since we last spoke and saw each otha noh! I sure do miss her, awwww… *O Demi, selos mode? Nah!* Anuvey!

Y’all meet my friend Tran! O diva? (Will she be the next Tila “Tequila” Nguyen?) I have been friends with her [As in friends with NO benefits, kasuya diba? SNAPPING fingers heeeheehhee] for a bit 5 years already.

I met her at some club in the city, where we always hang out and just every time were there, she was there too. (Sinusundan ata ako ng barookang ito eh?) And the rest is history loka-loka din kasi tong si kebigan kong to eh – She is funny, awesomely and fabulously gorgeously beautifuly and sexy ohhlala great balls of fire perfect! Hahahaha…

-WOOT-WOOT-

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as for me? I am so effin’ liar hehehe… Peace Tran!

Want to see more of Tran? CLICK-CLICK-CLICK (HOY mya byaning jan, tama na ang pantaserye! Straight yan no!!! Sabi nya “straight daw sya” bweheheh…)

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Tell it to my heart [G-Spot! What does G stands for? Gotcha!] Part 2

Continuation…

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Here is the lettah from Glenda. She wants to know, where her G-Spot is located… [When was the last time you saw it Gherl?]
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As y’all know me, I’ve always been never to censor meself to anything, and for that here’s what I and my guess speaker Hairy G-spotter has to say to Glenda.

Glenda right? [Pucha, Glenda ang hirap ng tanong mo. Punta ka kaya dito para ma-illustrate ko sayo ng harap-harapan! Kung saan located ang G-SPOT mo! Hmft!] HAHAHA…

Glenda CLICK-CLICK-CLICK- Here’s where your G-Spot is! *Tantatinin* Surprise
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Tell it to my heart [G-Spot! What does G stands for? Gotcha!] Part 1

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Okay, I/WE is back again! For another heart-to-heart talk (That is WE – diwata and heart – tell it to my heart – wag na mag deny aminin!)

Heart: HOY, barooka gising ka na ba? We gots an email no *Tama na ang himas ng dibdib* May costumer tayo!

Diwata: *Checks email*

LookieLookie for that lucky home partner,
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Does “SEX” really sell?

Well that’s what Bradshaw [Sarah Jessica Parker] and her gal pals [Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha] prove over the weekend that sex sells after the movie ‘Sex In The City’ strutted to a $55.7 million opening weekend.
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