Diwatang Byaning

As I’ve posted in my 2 previous entry what women want and what women really want. I am back again for a follow up. [O diva?] Just keep em’ coming all that emails and phone in questions.

Last week a dear friend called me and is asking for an advice about women on how to be successfool with them… Nice question! [Of all the questions yan pa, hahaha… Sabugan mo muka mo ng asido! Yan baka sakaling may eebeg sayo. Just kiddin’ ano!] So how do you really attract women? By giving her everything? By doing all her favors? By kissing her @$$? Well, guess what…??? As in malaking ??? By doing nothing! As in do don’t have to do anything for someone to like you, just be yourself.

Oh wel, there’s more… What I meant for nothing is, you don’t have to please her for her to like you, cause attraction doesn’t happen that way.

Attraction is created by you and only YOU! *Git it?* If Vincent and Chelo na mga kapwa daga eh nagagawa yan kayo pa?

So lets say you were at the party and meet someone. You were already talkin’ and suddenly she needs to leave *Alas 12 na magiging patola na ang tampoons nya… Hahaha NO! Of course am just kiddin’.* You got her number and all that info. Well first things first, you don’t call her the next morning and say Yadda blah-blah-blah. [Paginitin muna natin ang bangkay. Hmmm maybe give her a call hmmm 3 or 4 days after, not later than that, baka mamaya panis na ang gatas!]

So everything was OK and BLAH!

Here is my list on how not to spoil everything…

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Nanawagan po ako kung sino man ang nakakita sa doon sa huling ka-relasyon ko, pakisabi na lang kung asan man sya jan na lang sya lol jowk! Okay seryus na! I wanted you to know wherever you are, you’ll always remain in my heart! You have given me more than, I could ever have wanted… Wala akong ma-say! Sa sampung hiningi/ipinakiusap ko sayo labinglima ang sinunod mo day antaray! *Yong nga lang diba, sana nagparamdam ka, para at least may closure!!!* Hahahah, syet hindi na nga nagparamdam ng 48 years - Hindi pa ba closure yon? BWUHAAAAHHAAA… Kung ako naman ang kakamustahin mo, eto maganda pa din. Kaines noh?

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Sorry if I have not been updating my 2 otha blogs. Busy kasi? Pero if you guys ask how I am - Eh eto sobrang ganda pa din… Syet, you know that feeling? Ugh, doncha’ just hate it? Hahaha… Ever busy ang lola from working, studies (Eternal student kasi ako? hahaha nakngput**** walang kakupas-kupas.) and side trips sa gym *Kuyukot watching that is.* hahah talagang kinareer na noh. Eh bakit ba? Single naman ako! Eh ano pa bang gagawin ko diba? Kundi magpaganda! (But always remember, walang silbi ang ganda, kung walang nagmamahal sayo - ARAY KO SYET!)

Oh well papel, yours trulili has been really observant here. Eh paano ba naman, ano bang meron si Chelo M and Vincent N na wala sa ibang tao? (Both their real names. Teheheheh!) They has been really successfool with their dating life and relationships. They seem to get what they want, when they want it. (Eh kung titignan mo naman si Chelo pucha mukang daga/patay na kuko! Then Vincent on the otha hand is like Vincent Dafalong, parang nasagasaan ang ilong ng pison and mind you ang mga kamot sa kili-kili at braso ekkkk!!! So in-short both are not so awww-some… [Walang halong pintas ha. Nagsasabi lang ako ng totoo. But my foint here is not how Vincent and Chelo look physically.]

But!

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No names will be mentioned to protect the ho! Hahaha… Jowk! Ang kabit, mas mahal… Mas matapang - diba sa Filipino movies si Janice Jurado laging kabit? Have you seen her make sugod the wifey? O diva, ang tarush! Hahaha…

I was talking to a friend last night. He happens to have two girlfriends (Haba ng buhok mo pre, rocker ka ba?) *Isang live in at isang stay out. Hahaha parang maid?* It happens that the live in went somewhere [OFW?] so given si lalake since lalake nga noh, tumunog ang orasan so naghanap… He meet girlfriend number 2 from a their ‘common friends’ — LABAS AKO JAN!!! Wala akong kinalaman jan, trulili - gf2 knows about gf1 - and it’s okay with her. Since gf1 is in a far-far-far-far away land. [Hoping si gf2???]

La-la-la-la-la-la time passes away si lalake at si gf2 eh talagang araw-araw magkasama! As in kinareer!

Masaya naman ang 8 months nilang 2, just recently hahaha mga 2 days na nakakalipas? Gf1 took a vacation to be with her man. Si lalake nakipag-cool off muna kay gf2.

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Pusoy ka!

Everything was great and perfect! *except for the time na muntik na tayong magsabunutan noong asa Quad tayo?* lol…

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second time around daw? Punyeta it’s more than second time ha leche even more than 10th time na nga din eh… Hehehe…

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Last Friday, I ran into or should I say she ran into me [Ehehe, feeling Rapunzel na naman ako! :WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Haba buhok ko ever ever ever after…]

Mwehehehe… I met up with an old friend (The one, I used to talk to the whole effin’ night before I started dating Manat. Uhg lols! OO sya yong sinolotan ni Manat sa akin HAHAHA!!!) and really we gots and lotsa catching up to do no. It seems like forever since we last spoke and saw each otha noh! I sure do miss her, awwww… *O Demi, selos mode? Nah!* Anuvey!

Y’all meet my friend Tran! O diva? (Will she be the next Tila “Tequila” Nguyen?) I have been friends with her [As in friends with NO benefits, kasuya diba? SNAPPING fingers heeeheehhee] for a bit 5 years already.

I met her at some club in the city, where we always hang out and just every time were there, she was there too. (Sinusundan ata ako ng barookang ito eh?) And the rest is history loka-loka din kasi tong si kebigan kong to eh - She is funny, awesomely and fabulously gorgeously beautifuly and sexy ohhlala great balls of fire perfect! Hahahaha…

-WOOT-WOOT-

as for me? I am so effin’ liar hehehe… Peace Tran!

Want to see more of Tran? CLICK-CLICK-CLICK (HOY mya byaning jan, tama na ang pantaserye! Straight yan no!!! Sabi nya “straight daw sya” bweheheh…)

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Continuation…

Diwata: [Still in shock and awe!!!]
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Okay, here is my first letter sender ever (I just opened this segment yesterday afternoon and whoa, first letter - seriously, I did not expect that someone would write me and this soon uhg lols.)

First letter sender is sandok, how are you sandok? Of all names why sandok? Is it okay if I call you Sandy for short?

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Well that’s what Bradshaw [Sarah Jessica Parker] and her gal pals [Miranda, Charlotte and Samantha] prove over the weekend that sex sells after the movie ‘Sex In The City’ strutted to a $55.7 million opening weekend.
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