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Will it be an issue for Joey Vento owner of the “Best DAW Philly shitty-shitty cheese steak” ekkkk ewww if somebody cut to the front line of his famous daw cheese steak store na nilalangaw? I don’t think so! And would never thought of that - cause his cheese steak sucks wit or witout! How in the world I can cut thru the line? If there’s no line? Earth to Joey! Cause according to the definition of illegal and legal immigrantsis that the legal waited in the line and the illegal cut thru that line stayed in America and broke the law ecklachuchu.

Is this a sign of an entrepreneur wanna be politician? A-GAIN *On a heavy Mexican accent!*Manny Villar istatue?

What ef I do fund raising to deport Joey Vento for the crime of errr selling the most sucky yuckie cheese steak wit or witout pweeee!

I dunno if Joey Vento has issues with immigRANTS - back in 2006 he had a sign upfront his windows saying “This is America, when ordering speak English” wow pare bigat!

So back to the issue Mr. Vento wit or witout brains, definitely the latter, is supporting Arizona state law (And in FA-Q he even made a fund raising noh!) in regards to throwing out all the illegals out of the said state (It’s not federal noh! So I cun’t say in the kwantri.) Soooooo, hmmm does this apply to all illegals (I prefer undocumented!!!) or just the brown skinsssss only? Hmmmm… Hmmmm… Hmmmm… At isa pang hmmm…

Another quarter of my penny - I say let’s BOYCOTT GENO’S steak!!! Now na! Joey Vento you suck just like your cheese steak!

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What a view! That’s Ben Franklin bridge with Patco train - NJ bato bound lol.

Still loving the city o ha, dutch why I really took time off from work noh *2 weeks hahaha leche! And counting? Ah wan, ah tu, ah three*

I likey likey instantaneous stuff - like hmmm instant game such as scratch! Ehehehe, only in San Antonio babey - instant request - instant slaughter bwahahahaha… Tang*** mga stekwa talaga to o! Their everywhere ugh! Kapit bahay ko panay stekwa - kahit saan ako pumunta andoon sila punyeta pati sa Chinatown nagkalat syet!!! *Don’t say bad words!*

The Divine Lorraine Hotel in Girard Ave. - Ayan inaamag na…

Not most parts of Philadelphia are ghetto-ghetto or tai-tai ha some are posh too! Way posh like Alabang oo doon sa amin sa San Antonio lahat class… as in class L ang mga tau leche! Laborer lol. Sa isip, sa gawa at sa diwa BOW!

Olde City is too overrated just like Rittenhouse Square bwahakanabitchabygollywow…

Ah waaaaaannnnnn, ahhhhhh tu, ah tree, ah por

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Sometime last week there was a huge beri big anlakeeee lakeeeeng chizmacks hearsay that the diwata is not updating the site cause namimilipit “daw” sa sobrang sakit ang mga kamay with gout — pucha — NOT TRUE! *Syet, ganun ba kalala ang kamay ko, parang paa?*

I em so busy sobra with my mga bagong mga alaga — the diwata trooperz, wala na si Sargent Major. Baklava, sinibak ko na panay na ang bale mahilig pa mag no call at no show pucha. (Sssshhh, ang katotohanan eh pag sinama ko sya sa byaning trooperz, she might feel shes a minority noh!) *Kamot-ulo* Achually she was deployed sa Kosovo , yan ang katotohanan - pambala sa kanyon, that what the last time I heard from her. (He is a She! In transition po.) Footah anlala pati mga SEX Toys ko noh di magkaintindihan?

Syet-syet-syet FREE parking daw! Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk… This is what the byaning trooperz do on their free time, sa ads section browsing lol…

The diwata trooperz, busy haunting for a place to live in - paano ba naman di magiging busy, ang sabi ko kasi sa criteria ko I want those big windows kagaya sa pabrikang pinapasukan ko noon ha, as in BIG ha ayaw ko ng port hole ekkkk! High ceilings, parking para sa padyak ko? I want hard wood floors (Para madaling linisin, hmmm on a sekantot mukang malinis! Lols.) And most of all I want to be - where everyone wants to be yong mala Bonifacio High street na lugar na shalashalahan na lugar. I been living here in Tramo all my life noh. For a change ba. But what can the trooperz do if the budget is just base on what section 8 has to offer? Tanginang buhay to o!

The search is not ovah mga ka-Ovarrio! Mala Journey itech.

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I have been having nightmares lately, and I hate it… The other day I dreamed of being chased and terrorized ng mga punyetang ******… [Buti na lang mabilis ako tumakbo, mala Marion Jones/Palos/Lydia De Vega kaya hindi nila ako nabutan…]

In my translation: [Di kaya collection agency lang yon? O kaya IRS? It could be no? Bwahahah.] Syet, huwag naman sana lol.

I just hate the feeling of being scared, anxious at kung ano pang eklachuchu. *Mind you I don’t sleep with negative thoughts on my mind, panay happy thoughts lang — as in happy happy si Spongebob lang at Patrick nasa merry go round?*

Nakakashockot kung nakakashockot. *Nananahimik ka sa pagtulog mo, sabay may hahabol sayo ng itak, ano ba yon!* Buti na lang wala akong sakit sa puso. Bweheheh.

Siguro ito yong mga stress ko na hindi nailalabas ~~~ Kaya mamaya, ilalabas ko stress ko kay bunny bwahahah pagsasasaksakin ko sya sa muka nya!

Do you hear these walls weeping, giggling and whispering?

We was hear last year… This years it’s just too much to spend on Halloween event since “the butse gang” is doing it’s yearly tradition of Henry David Ball… Which will cost about $25 each person to get in w/costume plu$$$ drink$$$ and besides, the gang watched Paranornal activity na no which is $10 leche - walang kwenta, nahilo lang ako…

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OMG, I just can’t wait for October 31 2009! Y’all know that for years that ‘The Butsi Gang’ had been going to Henry David Ball right? And of course yours truly has been always commissioned to do the photo opps. It’s been a yearly tradition for the gang to go to the ball…

Here’s some photo from the last ball @ Sheraton Hotel.

okay closer lol…

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WHERE: Sheraton City Center Hotel on 17th and Race Sts., Philadelphia, PA
Cover: $25 in costume / $60 without
21 and over to get in, Tickets available at the door.

Aside from ‘The Butse Gang’s’ Traditional ‘Bisita Iglesia’ it’s been also a tradition of the said gang to go to the biggest Halloween party ever in Philadelphia - The gayest ever Henry David Ball…

The Henry David Halloween Ball is held every year on Halloween night at some hotel in Center City Philadelphia (This year it’s going to be held in Sheraton.)

Little about Henry David Ball: Costumes are amazing and the drag queens are gorgeous,

the people are fabulous and the music will definitely keep you on the dance floor.

I will be ‘again’ the official photographer of the ‘Butse Gang’ - As for the balls motto Don’t come as you are; come as you want to be. So I guess pa-bonggahan na naman itech ng mga costumes!

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As y’all know last October 31 we was at Henry David’s ball, everybody had fun! [Kahit na walang hada?] Hahaha…

As I have promise, here it is… The behind the scenes from last Halloween… Enjoy!

We was almost late, kasi naman ang mga babaeng dalana na kasama ko eh

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super todo sa ayos, syet hirap palang maging babae ngayon ko lang na-realize lol…

Nails, courtesy of me… part-time manucurista ako hindi nyo na itatanong. *Hik*

Pagkatapos mag pa beauty of course choreo muna ng mga posings diba? Ekkkkkkk, normal yang mga yan, partida - wala pa silang naiinum nyang lagay na yan.

Very stressful ang preparasyon! (May mga akusasyong sinasabotahe no ganito si ganyan at ganun din naman si ganito. LOLS!!!)

Sa pinagkahaba-haba din naman ng prusisyon, sa Henry Davids Ball din tutungo…

AR we der yet?

Ekkkkkkkkkkk-Ekkkkkkkkkkk-Ekkkkkkkkkkkk ano ba mga adik ba kayo? I tot tapos na ang pictorial? Anobbbbeeeehhhhh… [In fairview, ang ganda ever ng ating double trouble twins, kamuka noong Siamese twins sa Big Fish lols.] Pwede nyo nang palitan si Shiela Ysrael sa V.O.S brandy commercial.

Aktuali, parang syang may-ari ng camera no? Pansin nyo??? [Salamat pala Tasha sa isang bote ng Heineken! Talaga naman tinutukan pa kita ng patalim sa leeg mo no, ilibre mo lang ako. Tehehehe.]

Everybody happy!

And bubbly…

Pwera sa isang to! HMFT! [Halloween na Halloween sya naman Viernang-Vierna.]

Tsalappppppppppp, inget ako… GrrrrrrrrrRRrrrrRRrrrr *Tu-tuuu-ttuuuuu-migassss an dila ko pramis* Buti pa si Fred hmptttt…

Eto pa GrrrrRRrrrrRRrrrr ulit. *MJ anjan na ako, wag ka magalala…*

Eto matindi! Pati si Richard Simmon kinarir… HOY may libre bang work-out jan? *Hoy palagpasin mo naman yan si Kulot!*

Masaya, masayang-masaya talaga… Dahil kainan na hehehe…

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Is the largest Halloween party in the city of Philadelphia. It was held at Sheraton City Center Hotel on 17th and Race streets.

Last night was my 3rd time to be at Henry David’s Balls - Ekkkkkkkkk, I was supposed to be a ballerina with leotards/leggings and a tutu, but then since I am on a recession this is all I could afford ekkkk re-phrase all i could be. (Ninakaw ko sa closet ng lola ko.)

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Last Saturday and Sunday I/WE was really worried. I know by heart that one of my loyal couriers is supposed to comeback from the Philippines with all that goodies that I have told her to bring. (Daing, Dangit, Tuyo, Tinapa at Lucban Longanissa) I have been calling her since 2PM Eastern time Saturday, but there is no answer… That really made me and my Nueva Yorka Amigas worried, for we don’t know where the hell is that courier and the “good stuff” that we told her to bring us hehehe…

I even called the airlines and could not provide me further information on her whereabouts ugh… *Hindi kaya na chorva na sa customs, dahil sa mga kontrabandong dala nya?*
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*Stares at the fountain while popping my gum* (Think-think-think) I am thinking how to beat this crazy heat wave…

Tempting but no… [I really want to jump in this fountain, I am just thinking if I fill this with ice… Ahhh wouldn’t that be great?] BUT NO… it’s still durrttty *OC po ako* hahahah germophobic pa! (If there is such a thing bwahahah.)

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