Diwatang Byaning

Pak U ka din!

Kung alam ko lang na lalaki ka ng ganyan, sana noong sangol ka pa lang pinisil ko na ang ilong mo ~~~ Carol <- Nanay ni May.

This is May. My friend back en the Pelepens. May was the first person amongst my friends to see me. [Nakikipagunahan?] O diba, atatitat kala ata nya bayong-bayong na dollar$ dala ko at sampung sakong choclits di nya alam, sya pa magpapakain sa akin noong sinundo nya ako. Hahaha… *Bilib din ako dito kay Maytibs, sana sinabi na lang nya sa akin na mag taxi na lang ako magisa at sira ang sasakyan nya - pero syet talagang sinundo pa nya ako ng taxi sa hotel (From her work sa Makati Ave. dinaan nya ako sa Ayala Ave. tapos sabay bumalik ulit kami ng office nya. Ano to school bus?) Nakamput eh di doble tarbaho pa at gatos, kamot-ulo!!!* I cannot blame her, miss nya ako? Takot sya na ma kiss-nap ako? Hahaha… Whatever her reasons are, eh masasabi ko lang leche ang mahal ng taxi ha!

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Single on Valentines day? Not a problem! Call me, 1-800-TRANNYLIVE

So anyways, since I been recently single and not really looking [bwaahahaha] the other day was online and was reading personals on the net. I can really tell the difference between straight female sexuality and gay female sexuality in a personals ad. Like a gay female personals ads goes something like - single, 41, seeks slender lady for loooooonggggg conversations, must like whale watching, long walks at the beach and foreign films, non-smoker a plus [~~~ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzzzz snore~~~] (B-O-R-I-N-G) A straight female ads is like - wanted a$$ bandit! [Kaya naman ang lola nyo, straight ang hanap ever hehehe!!!]

I may be single, but I am definitely going to get that some-some no matter what that some-some something is… That the stupid in loves are gettin’ get it?

Since love is in the air? Ayan kunwari daw sweet ako, kaya me-i-post ng ka-swetan bwhehehe…

I like kissing people I love, kissing them is one way of showing my affection and feelings that I have for them… [Ayan na miss ko bigla yong lola ko — yong amoy na binabalikbalikan ko, yong hmmm amoy bengay hehehe.]

Babe? Babe? Babe? Alam mo — miss na miss na kita. Miss ko nang mga yakap mo at ang tamis ng iyong halik, ahhhhh

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I am so pa-sweet ever! Mag-babalentimes kaya no?

I am so disappointed last night while playing the game she love me, she loves me not. Ayan ang prueba she loves me not! Talagang alindog ko lang ang habol ng barookang yon.

I remember I used to play she loves me, she loves me not. Just want to find out if the other person really loves me or just wasting my time tehehehe *Footah, talagang bata pa lang immoral na no?* Hehehe, NO - I just copy it from my cousins. Being the young one, I always copy what they do. In short inggitera ako.

I may be alone on valentines day, heck that won’t stop me from posting something mushy “daw” bweheheh… More to come!

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For some people a diamond might be forever, but for me - I consider photos a memory of forever. For they capture moments that’ll last forever… In my mind and in my heart. [Sa puso? Sa isip? At sa gawa?] Haaaaahaaaa…

This is the only photo I have with me in memory of my mother, that I really hold close in my heart.
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Could you believe that my memories can go back, as far as when I was 2-3 years old. [Flashing moments…]

I remember when I was young, around 8-9 years old I would go outside and play with other children in the block. [It’s too ghetto if I use the word hood! It’s such a B word lol - if you know what I mean???. Basura?]

We would play games such as hide and seek - the usual - you will hide and someone’s going to look for you, there came a time too that (We would hide things, like our stuffs such as - our slippers and matchboxes too! dang!) Hehehe! OMFG! I used to have a huge crush too at that time with Rianne. [Footah, bata pa lang ako talaga, babae na talaga ang gusto ko? Ang lala!]

My usual playmates are the boys, cause we clicked! There came a time too that I/WE would hang out with the girls and bully them lol (Play Barbie and other girlie/kikay stuffs) But that is just every now and then, cause - they have cooties?… LOLS!
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NO it is not another episode of QEFTSG - giving makeovers to some of their straight girlfriends…

Everybody loves to hate… (Well - In fact, I love to hate someone too, si Jackie Warner…) - - — Too bad I gots my eye on just Jackie…

I want have more lesbian friends as I could imagine, right before my eyes. But it seems that every lesbian that I get acquainted with seems to be a hater! (Awww, that’s sad! Really…)

Damn it! Of course every “potential lesbian friend” that comes my way deserves a chance - my chance, just don’t be hatin’ on me you lesbos!!! (Yeah, oftentimes I don’t practice what I preach! For I love to hate, Jackie. - Jackie Warner is like mmm Mr. Zulu - They are fictional, Jackie although not some character in some movie but she’s still to be considered fictional…) - Kilala ba nya ako? Ako lang naman nakakakilala sa kanya no! For I don’t exist in her life - sya lang nag e-exist sa buhay ko, hehehe…
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Yesterday I bump into someone, someone who I don’t expect to see or talk too… Am just serprise how small the world is. Singing, *It’s a small world after all* It’s my piano teacher. Kebigan sya ng kebigan ng kebigan ng kebigan ni Doreen. The last time I saw or talk to her (piano teacher) was decades ago, after naming magbatuhan ng baso… It was my 5th and last piano teacher. ::sigh:: *tinigilan na din ako ni motha*

I used to do gymnast class, ballet, tap dancing, guitar lessons (palibhasa elyatis ako doon sa nagtuturo - bata pa lang ako elya-elyatis na ako sa mugagandang babae, kebigan ni piano teacher na taga San Jose, CA). Lahat ito dahil sa kagustuhan ng nanay ko! Palibhasa byaning nga ako so, hindi ko talaga interest ang mga ito, gusto ko karate at boksing! Pasin na ng nanay ko na malakas ang potential kong maging tu-bya (tunay na byaning) kaya pinigilan na nya hanggat maaga (me and my mom used to argue alot with me “being” a big lesbian dyke… may time pa na tinanong nya ako habang nilulublob ang ulo sa drum-drum ng tubig “babae ka ba o lalaki?” lalaki ako! lalaki ako! lalaki ko! uulitin ko ang tanog “babae ka ba o lalaki?” and so on… hanggat magka ear infection na ata ako sa sobrang lunod… at sinagot ko sya ng babae… babae… babae ang gusto ko! bwehehehe) Charing, baka isuplong nyo nanay ko sa 911 *sumalangit nawa ang kanyang kaluluwa*

Di ba social climber na tunay! Bakit kamo? Yong mga hindi nya naranasan pinadadanas lang daw nya sa akin at nagrereklamo pa ako… (kung karate at boksing wala akong reklamo okay!). Palibhasa noong mga panahong yan, lagi silang nagkikita ng mga kaibigan/kapatad nya at nag-kokomparahan sila ng mga kani-kaniyang mga anak nila (which I really hate, para bang kelangan kong laging makipagkopetensya sa kanila, pero kung tutuusin sya ang nakikipag kompetensya). Give me a lone! Ayaw ko ng atenshun!!! Loner na kung loner… By the way hindi kami mayaman, yon na nga eh… Isa din syang hampas lupang kagaya ko (diba nga like motha like daugtha) parehas kaming R.N. - Registered Nanny!

Back to the piano teacher….

Just surprise!!! Really, of all people sya pa ang makikita at makakausap ko ulit! Whew… (kwento-kwento-kwentong barbero-catsup-catsup-catsup). And then she pop up the ultimate question… So, are you still playing the piano? Nah, after that I stopped already!, after that recital that’s it! After your mom pass away? Hindi ah! Pagkatapos mong ipaghampas-hampas ang kamay ko sa keys which is lagi mong ginagawa, tinigilan ko na!!!

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