Diwatang Byaning

You know this segment? Hahaha today we don’t have 4 contestant na kailangan from ‘Rags to Ritzes’ ako lang to, at sana naman din hinaharana din ako ng mga “rain makers noh” habang sinasalaysay ang ‘Theme song ng Buhay ko…’ — Syet ang baduy ko talaga!

*With background musak pa yan, gaya ng mga background musak ni WengWeng noon sa Agent00 habang hinahabol ang mga tulisan…*

Ang nakaraan sa buhay ng ating bida…

While vacationing / summering (Kung ano pa man ang tawag mo doon!?) I met someone. We became close - very close (As in kulang na lang magkapalit kami ng muka sa sobrang close, syet wag naman sana!!!) Footah!

Everyone here in the States keeps telling me that setting the one I love (Refers doon sa nakilala kong babaitan.) free could give me peace of mind. But I never thought it would be this painful… As in sobrang painful ha! *Ansaket!!!* Syet! [Kasing sakit ng binubunot ang mga kuko mo — subukan mong bunutin ang kuko mo tignan natin kung di ka din umaray!]

The love I found and lost: It may be short (1 week?) as in tamang-tama ang tema tatlong linggong pag-ibig, sa theme song ng buhay kong to. But it was love beyond compare - well, at least to me! There were lots of sacrifices we endured . I must admit I was blinded, we tried to be like a normal couple but we were just not meant to be, feeling ko, (LDR itu!) To make a looooooonnnggg, very loooonnnggg story short. All of a sudden she changed, she avoided me. She weren’t answering my calls/txt’s and emails and I was left devastated…

I never heard from her again… Until today - I am wonderin, what did I do to her? For her to just walk away from me, and left me like this? (cold, alone, devastated… and what-not!)

Many days and months have passed but I still can’t get her of my mind… Para syang kuto na nagsusumiksik sa ulo ko. [Kainis!]

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Isang sexy young actor nasopresa daw sa ginawa ng batikang telenovela young actress starlet lang pala lol. - SINOW SILA?

Wow ishtar!

Ang bango-bango, ang bango-bango
Ang bango-bango ng bulaklak
‘Pag inaamoy, ‘pag inaamoy
‘Pag inaamoy anong sarap
Ang bango-bango, ang sarap-sarap
Amuyin ang bulaklak
Ang laki-laki, ang laki-laki
Ang laki-laki ng bulaklak
Ang pula-pula, ang pula-pula
Ang pula-pula ng bulaklak
Ang laki-laki, ang pula-pula
Ng kulay ng bulaklak! *Singing mode.*

Press release ng young sexy actor - kumulot daw ang buhok nya sa ilong!

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As I’ve posted in my 2 previous entry what women want and what women really want. I am back again for a follow up. [O diva?] Just keep em’ coming all that emails and phone in questions.

Last week a dear friend called me and is asking for an advice about women on how to be successfool with them… Nice question! [Of all the questions yan pa, hahaha… Sabugan mo muka mo ng asido! Yan baka sakaling may eebeg sayo. Just kiddin’ ano!] So how do you really attract women? By giving her everything? By doing all her favors? By kissing her @$$? Well, guess what…??? As in malaking ??? By doing nothing! As in do don’t have to do anything for someone to like you, just be yourself.

Oh wel, there’s more… What I meant for nothing is, you don’t have to please her for her to like you, cause attraction doesn’t happen that way.

Attraction is created by you and only YOU! *Git it?* If Vincent and Chelo na mga kapwa daga eh nagagawa yan kayo pa?

So lets say you were at the party and meet someone. You were already talkin’ and suddenly she needs to leave *Alas 12 na magiging patola na ang tampoons nya… Hahaha NO! Of course am just kiddin’.* You got her number and all that info. Well first things first, you don’t call her the next morning and say Yadda blah-blah-blah. [Paginitin muna natin ang bangkay. Hmmm maybe give her a call hmmm 3 or 4 days after, not later than that, baka mamaya panis na ang gatas!]

So everything was OK and BLAH!

Here is my list on how not to spoil everything…

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I didn’t know such holiday as this exist, thehehehe kung hindi pa ako napasyal doon sa kabilang barangay, tsk.

“The observance of Sweetest Day — on the 3rd Saturday in the month of October — originally began in the early 20th century to honor sweethearts, close friends, relathieves or employees with special gift of sweets or chocolate.”

I will surely brighten my amo’s gloomy October on Saturday for I will wear PINK overalls bwahahahah [Parang kending nakabalot, ugh.] *Pa-sweet*

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I miss her during the days that she doesn’t get drop off at my workplace.

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I’ll take care of you
Don’t be sad, don’t be blue
I’ll never break your heart in two

I’ll take care of you
I’ll kiss your tears away
I’ll end your lonely days
All that I’m really tryin’ to say
Is I’ll take care of you

I want you to know that I love you so
I’m proud to tell the world you’re mine
I said it before, I’ll say it once more
You’ll be in my heart ’til the end of time

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You said you loved me. That we’d marry…

Have kittens… Tell me why you betrayed me… WHY-WHY-WHY???

Hahahah, these pussies are making my me ROTFL…

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Nanawagan po ako kung sino man ang nakakita sa doon sa huling ka-relasyon ko, pakisabi na lang kung asan man sya jan na lang sya lol jowk! Okay seryus na! I wanted you to know wherever you are, you’ll always remain in my heart! You have given me more than, I could ever have wanted… Wala akong ma-say! Sa sampung hiningi/ipinakiusap ko sayo labinglima ang sinunod mo day antaray! *Yong nga lang diba, sana nagparamdam ka, para at least may closure!!!* Hahahah, syet hindi na nga nagparamdam ng 48 years - Hindi pa ba closure yon? BWUHAAAAHHAAA… Kung ako naman ang kakamustahin mo, eto maganda pa din. Kaines noh?

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Sorry if I have not been updating my 2 otha blogs. Busy kasi? Pero if you guys ask how I am - Eh eto sobrang ganda pa din… Syet, you know that feeling? Ugh, doncha’ just hate it? Hahaha… Ever busy ang lola from working, studies (Eternal student kasi ako? hahaha nakngput**** walang kakupas-kupas.) and side trips sa gym *Kuyukot watching that is.* hahah talagang kinareer na noh. Eh bakit ba? Single naman ako! Eh ano pa bang gagawin ko diba? Kundi magpaganda! (But always remember, walang silbi ang ganda, kung walang nagmamahal sayo - ARAY KO SYET!)

Oh well papel, yours trulili has been really observant here. Eh paano ba naman, ano bang meron si Chelo M and Vincent N na wala sa ibang tao? (Both their real names. Teheheheh!) They has been really successfool with their dating life and relationships. They seem to get what they want, when they want it. (Eh kung titignan mo naman si Chelo pucha mukang daga/patay na kuko! Then Vincent on the otha hand is like Vincent Dafalong, parang nasagasaan ang ilong ng pison and mind you ang mga kamot sa kili-kili at braso ekkkk!!! So in-short both are not so awww-some… [Walang halong pintas ha. Nagsasabi lang ako ng totoo. But my foint here is not how Vincent and Chelo look physically.]

But!

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