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So as HisRoyalHer Reyna Elena!, Kaya lang Reyns ano ba yon 5 minuto lang - tsk… Kala ko pa naman magiging isang phenomenal blogger ka na Hfmt! At tatalunin mo ang Gucci Gang Scandal ni Brian Gorrell/DJ Montano bwahahah… Juicy-Juicy-Juicy-Juicy…. People have been waiting pa naman jan sa site mo kagabi sayang, ang mga hits mo day! HA HA HA HA… (Sometimes, I wonder if you are really a royalty, kasi naman no para kang byanak, daming mong drumuh!)

People nowadays they don’t want cheesemacks from known people, they want to see what other people have in their pants… Kaya nga hit na hit si Sally Jesse Raphael at Ricky Lake no?

Oi Demi, ikaw pakabait ka, mahirap kalaban ang Reyna. Lahat chorvahin mo na wag na wag lang si Reyns! Kung hindi scandalious labas mo talaga! Pag chi-norva mo si Reyns parang bumanga ka na din ang pader! Hello, boss nga nya no inaaway? Ikaw pa? EVER! Pag si Reyns nakita mong naaligid sa blog mo kabahan ka, kasi naghahanap yan ng maaaway! Nag-o-orgasm yan pag may kaaway no! (AHIHIHIHIHIH) Payong kebigan, ituloy pa din ang social-climbing para lahat happee… Reyns peace tayo ha? *haahaaahha*

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Last Friday the allegedly Butsi Gang members was caught in some gay bar in the city hanging out with the future first daughter Chelsea Clinton, like Gucci Gang - ganyan sila kasolyal at ka pretesyosa as in!!! (Rubbing elbows with the first daughter.) Unlike the Gucci Gang sino ba ka hang out nila? (Ahh OO, the first grand child of the ill-gotten wealth chova?)
I have never liked Politics, Uhg specially in the Philippines. It’s so DURTYYY!!! (Hmm around maybe 1965 until 1986.) If you know what I mean…

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Today’s the big day… For today, I will know if am still be staying here in Guantanamo. While waiting for the jury I had a wonderful time BBQ-ing by myself! Ekkkkk, BBQ talong anyone?
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