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Finally I have move in last night sa bagong tirahan (Bat cave it is, kasi ako si Batman? Hmmm… Ekk not!) ko. It was good - I was a little bit buzzed, kasi naman tinunga ko yong isang boteng sparkling wine magisa ko, at bakit hindi diba? Kasi hindi ko na maipisok ang cork! Kesa naman masayang diva?

I had a very goodnight sleep, as always — Hahaha, di nyo na itatanong… Nakakatulog ako kung saan-saan. Kung saan dapuan ng antok, yong ganun ba. (Literally. Not so Kimmy Dura!)

I woke up late - paano ba naman wala akong makitang liwanag, bat cave nga diba? I was like Speedy Gonzales kanina noong paggising ko? Wala nang inat-inat, haripas agad ng takbo sa bathroom ang ateng - I thought I was late, advance lang pala ang relo ko, and when I found that out tapos na ang lahat… *Sayang!, Sabay snap ng fingers.*

Funny thing is sa sobrang pagmamadali ko, I didn’t even know that the toothbrush that I used was not mine, pota magkamuka at magkakulay kasi no? I only knew that, by the time I got into my bat cave, shet! Kadiiiiire!!! Although, nag gargol nanaman ng Zonrox at Amonia kaya okay na lol, fudgeeeee - feel na feel ko pa naman ang pag brush ko kanina it was a good 5 minutes noh hahaha… *Sana lang wala silang herpes sa bibig, kung kanino man sa 15 kong room mates lol.*

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Life always gets better… Happiness is not a mood or emotion - it is a choice.

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Figuratively it takes alot of strength to let go…

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As I’ve posted in my 2 previous entry what women want and what women really want. I am back again for a follow up. [O diva?] Just keep em’ coming all that emails and phone in questions.

Last week a dear friend called me and is asking for an advice about women on how to be successfool with them… Nice question! [Of all the questions yan pa, hahaha… Sabugan mo muka mo ng asido! Yan baka sakaling may eebeg sayo. Just kiddin’ ano!] So how do you really attract women? By giving her everything? By doing all her favors? By kissing her @$$? Well, guess what…??? As in malaking ??? By doing nothing! As in do don’t have to do anything for someone to like you, just be yourself.

Oh wel, there’s more… What I meant for nothing is, you don’t have to please her for her to like you, cause attraction doesn’t happen that way.

Attraction is created by you and only YOU! *Git it?* If Vincent and Chelo na mga kapwa daga eh nagagawa yan kayo pa?

So lets say you were at the party and meet someone. You were already talkin’ and suddenly she needs to leave *Alas 12 na magiging patola na ang tampoons nya… Hahaha NO! Of course am just kiddin’.* You got her number and all that info. Well first things first, you don’t call her the next morning and say Yadda blah-blah-blah. [Paginitin muna natin ang bangkay. Hmmm maybe give her a call hmmm 3 or 4 days after, not later than that, baka mamaya panis na ang gatas!]

So everything was OK and BLAH!

Here is my list on how not to spoil everything…

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Continuation…

As I’ve wrote on my previous post (What women want.) Women aren’t attracted to someone who acts needy and clingy, they want someone who is confident and knows how to lead. They want an Alpha - Someone who can dominate them,  someone who is kinda leader of the pack. *Cesar Millan istatue?* [Babae rin ako, alam ko yan - Bwahahah!!! Well, hmmm last time I checked babae pa po ako. LOL!]

My subject Chelo and Vincent (Mga totoo po nilang pangalan yan!) aren’t that physically attractive (As in kaya! Kahit bayaran ako ng $1M hindi ko papatulan yang 2. Bwahaha.) but hey - You can never can tell who this biyatches are dating noh., Not just that who are the women begging for their attention and affection.

May agimat ba sila Chelo at Vincent? Hahaha… Lemme share you what’s their secret. Well hindi sila needy. They don’t get easily intimidated. Most specially they are confident.

Ganito lang yan mga ka-Ovarrio cake! Women can be tricky most of the times, as in - they will tell you this that ecklachuchu blah-blah-blah yeah yeah yeah kiaw-kiaw-kiaw but you know what what they really want is the opposite footah hahaha…

I.E. They all say that they want someone who is mabait, magandang lalake?,successfool, tapat ek-ek-ek at yeah kung ano pang ka-eklachuchan but try to notice it yong magiging shota nya ni isa jan sa mga sinabi nyang standards ni ISA - NADA… (It’s perfectly fine for her to say something and does another, she’s following her feelings.) Cause maybe this guy who has all this standards might be needy and clingy and is not confident at all.

What I am trying to say here is, you have to have a confident (hindi mayabang, confident lang. ehehe.) attitude with a little bit of humour, yes it can be attractive. Yes? No? Inbetween? Makinig kayo sa ate nyo…

If YOU is trying to please her just to get that approval. STOP, right there… Kahit gaano ka pa ka fogi, it’s not going to work. You are sending a message that you is insecure and blahhh! It’s a NO-NO!!!

Tune in lang mga ka-Ovarrio, and I guarantee y’all hindi kayo magagaya sa ateng na isang platonic friend lamang bwahahahahah!!!

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Sorry if I have not been updating my 2 otha blogs. Busy kasi? Pero if you guys ask how I am - Eh eto sobrang ganda pa din… Syet, you know that feeling? Ugh, doncha’ just hate it? Hahaha… Ever busy ang lola from working, studies (Eternal student kasi ako? hahaha nakngput**** walang kakupas-kupas.) and side trips sa gym *Kuyukot watching that is.* hahah talagang kinareer na noh. Eh bakit ba? Single naman ako! Eh ano pa bang gagawin ko diba? Kundi magpaganda! (But always remember, walang silbi ang ganda, kung walang nagmamahal sayo - ARAY KO SYET!)

Oh well papel, yours trulili has been really observant here. Eh paano ba naman, ano bang meron si Chelo M and Vincent N na wala sa ibang tao? (Both their real names. Teheheheh!) They has been really successfool with their dating life and relationships. They seem to get what they want, when they want it. (Eh kung titignan mo naman si Chelo pucha mukang daga/patay na kuko! Then Vincent on the otha hand is like Vincent Dafalong, parang nasagasaan ang ilong ng pison and mind you ang mga kamot sa kili-kili at braso ekkkk!!! So in-short both are not so awww-some… [Walang halong pintas ha. Nagsasabi lang ako ng totoo. But my foint here is not how Vincent and Chelo look physically.]

But!

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Thought of the day: Life is too short not to be enjoyed, too short not to enjoy every minute we have.

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