Diwatang Byaning

This is the time of the year again - where everyone’s going to dress whatever they want and show it off!

Every year I have a plethora of visitors nationwide searching for “Henry David Ball” and most of the searches are about “not having a ball this year” - I dunno where this gossip coming from! Guess what? I personally spoke to the founder/grand father of this said “Henry David Ball” himself Mr. Henry David yesterday afternoon! (Totoo, hindi ako nag-fe-feeling ha! As in fangako, mamatay man kapitbahay ko! Hehehe… But trulili nakausap ko talaga sya!) Of course there will be a “Henry David Ball’ this year 2010 at The Sheraton.

Remember boy and girls - Don’t come as you are; but come as you want to be. *Now let me strut my pootah red stap on.* Bwehehehe… Ahihihih…

Okay, Tagalog moments na itu - hinihingal na ako sa isang paragraph na yan!

At bakeeetttt ka nagtatas ng kilay sa mamula-mula kong stap-on? Eh kasi naman daw sabi ni Pantasha, nawawala sa puwistu ang iyong mala-pootah-pootah red curious case na strap-on mo…

Ay syet natangal - palibhasa detachable kasi… Walang himala!

Me: Gurl, itali mo kaya ng lubed at idocktape mo kaya?

Tasha: Que barbaridad!

Aparisyon ni Judiel Nieva na mala Nazareno sa Quiapo lol. Bad daw kasi ako…

Popularity: 39% [?]

(more…)

Popularity: 37% [?]

I have been having nightmares lately, and I hate it… The other day I dreamed of being chased and terrorized ng mga punyetang ******… [Buti na lang mabilis ako tumakbo, mala Marion Jones/Palos/Lydia De Vega kaya hindi nila ako nabutan…]

In my translation: [Di kaya collection agency lang yon? O kaya IRS? It could be no? Bwahahah.] Syet, huwag naman sana lol.

I just hate the feeling of being scared, anxious at kung ano pang eklachuchu. *Mind you I don’t sleep with negative thoughts on my mind, panay happy thoughts lang — as in happy happy si Spongebob lang at Patrick nasa merry go round?*

Nakakashockot kung nakakashockot. *Nananahimik ka sa pagtulog mo, sabay may hahabol sayo ng itak, ano ba yon!* Buti na lang wala akong sakit sa puso. Bweheheh.

Siguro ito yong mga stress ko na hindi nailalabas ~~~ Kaya mamaya, ilalabas ko stress ko kay bunny bwahahah pagsasasaksakin ko sya sa muka nya!

Do you hear these walls weeping, giggling and whispering?

We was hear last year… This years it’s just too much to spend on Halloween event since “the butse gang” is doing it’s yearly tradition of Henry David Ball… Which will cost about $25 each person to get in w/costume plu$$$ drink$$$ and besides, the gang watched Paranornal activity na no which is $10 leche - walang kwenta, nahilo lang ako…

Popularity: 30% [?]

There quite rumors going on about Henry David ball not happening this coming October 31, well it’s just rumor!!! *I just can’t believe from one mouth to another and so it goes…*

I called ‘Halloween’ the jewelry store Mister Gay Mayor Henry David owns to check this rumor out. Yes it’s not true that there will be no Henry David ball this year. Again it’ll be held at Sheraton Hotel in Center City, October 31st - $25 in costume / $60 without
21 and over to get in, Tickets available at the door or you can get it in advance at Halloween located at (1329 Pine St. NE corner of Juniper and Pine streets.)

Don’t come as you are; come as you want to be.

Popularity: 24% [?]

MANYAK

Sagot sa tawag ng laman ng taong libog… Ekkkkkkkkk hindi to porn site noh!

(more…)

Popularity: 37% [?]

OMG, I just can’t wait for October 31 2009! Y’all know that for years that ‘The Butsi Gang’ had been going to Henry David Ball right? And of course yours truly has been always commissioned to do the photo opps. It’s been a yearly tradition for the gang to go to the ball…

Here’s some photo from the last ball @ Sheraton Hotel.

okay closer lol…

(more…)

Popularity: 48% [?]

As y’all know last October 31 we was at Henry David’s ball, everybody had fun! [Kahit na walang hada?] Hahaha…

As I have promise, here it is… The behind the scenes from last Halloween… Enjoy!

We was almost late, kasi naman ang mga babaeng dalana na kasama ko eh

EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

super todo sa ayos, syet hirap palang maging babae ngayon ko lang na-realize lol…

Nails, courtesy of me… part-time manucurista ako hindi nyo na itatanong. *Hik*

Pagkatapos mag pa beauty of course choreo muna ng mga posings diba? Ekkkkkkk, normal yang mga yan, partida - wala pa silang naiinum nyang lagay na yan.

Very stressful ang preparasyon! (May mga akusasyong sinasabotahe no ganito si ganyan at ganun din naman si ganito. LOLS!!!)

Sa pinagkahaba-haba din naman ng prusisyon, sa Henry Davids Ball din tutungo…

AR we der yet?

Ekkkkkkkkkkk-Ekkkkkkkkkkk-Ekkkkkkkkkkkk ano ba mga adik ba kayo? I tot tapos na ang pictorial? Anobbbbeeeehhhhh… [In fairview, ang ganda ever ng ating double trouble twins, kamuka noong Siamese twins sa Big Fish lols.] Pwede nyo nang palitan si Shiela Ysrael sa V.O.S brandy commercial.

Aktuali, parang syang may-ari ng camera no? Pansin nyo??? [Salamat pala Tasha sa isang bote ng Heineken! Talaga naman tinutukan pa kita ng patalim sa leeg mo no, ilibre mo lang ako. Tehehehe.]

Everybody happy!

And bubbly…

Pwera sa isang to! HMFT! [Halloween na Halloween sya naman Viernang-Vierna.]

Tsalappppppppppp, inget ako… GrrrrrrrrrRRrrrrRRrrrr *Tu-tuuu-ttuuuuu-migassss an dila ko pramis* Buti pa si Fred hmptttt…

Eto pa GrrrrRRrrrrRRrrrr ulit. *MJ anjan na ako, wag ka magalala…*

Eto matindi! Pati si Richard Simmon kinarir… HOY may libre bang work-out jan? *Hoy palagpasin mo naman yan si Kulot!*

Masaya, masayang-masaya talaga… Dahil kainan na hehehe…

(more…)

Popularity: 21% [?]