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Hey Baseball die-hards! Heard of this new software? Getting excited? Well not yet!

I am talking about the “Fantasy Baseball Software Launch Spring 2008″. Whether you are a pro fantasy player or a beginner you should know that it’s very difficult to do really well in fantasy baseball. You have to constantly predict and pray for victory - It’s just great that FantasySportsProphet.com is here… It is a

o Web-based – access from anywhere
o Player rankings based on Predictive Modeling by PhD scientists
o Most advanced Draft assistance tool - all the data needed to make the right decision about any player
o Full season roster management including updated mid-season projections via artificial intelligence
o All stats, injury reports and major updates available from within software

Baseball season is fast approaching and that is good that fantasy baseball is here, a better way to start off the season with a fantasy team that you know will do well… Right?

That is not all…

There is a $10 off special for using promo code BMC200 for their readers.

Fantasy baseball draft software offers a multitude of advanced features that assist the fantasy baseball player in preparing for the draft and making the best selection. These features cater to the more sophisticated fantasy sports player, yet their user friendly design makes them accessible to the novice as well.

What are you waiting for? Visit FantasySportsProphet.com

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I consider this as one of my therapies… I just think that the person who pissed me off is one of the targets bwehehehe. Try it, if it worked for me sure thing it’ll work for you too!=)

Kaya yong mga bitter jan, eto na ang solusyon… Kung nagaway man kayo ng mga kasintahan’s nyo imbis na saktan nyo sila ng pisikal? Eto, isipin nyo na lang na ang ina-asinta nyo dine eh ang inyong nobyo/nobya! SWAK! PASOK na PASOK sa banga!

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I was about to buy an instant game (scratch off) yesterday at some vending machine (o diba pati lottery vending na din!) I asked her to pick anything that she think that is interesting cause am just like that am superstitious when it comes to people with non-gambling experiences! She doesn’t like to pick anything and told me not to buy any.

She told me a story about, her grandmother which was a hardcore gambler she even sold her house, car and even her soul for gambling money. That’s why she kind of not like it. i did not know that not until yesterday.

She hates gambling. She hates smoking and it’s smell. She hates drinking and people getting f*ck up.

Everything she hates, is in me. [I smoke like a chimney, I drink as if there’s no tomorrow, I gamble a little just lottery thou.] Let alone my bah eating habits… The binging and purging…

I asked her… What did you like about me? It seems like everything you hated is what makes me happy!*^$@@^^&_). I cannot change you, and just smiled at me… [I am confused.]

I was thinking if she’s also like other girls that I have dated before… Like she just want me for my body… I hoped not! [I want her to want me for what I am. Not for what I can do and what I have!] Not to brag or anything but I have a nice bod and nice bazoongas! [My brains are bigger than my boobbies!]

At the end of the day, I lighted a cig and she said that’s gonna be your last okay! [You had 12 already!] Aba binibnilangan pala ako. Ano ka mathematician?

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Last week I was at the 76ers game at Wachovia Center. I am not really a basketball person. I am more of a football/hockey fan. But since the ticket was free and it’s gonna be on a premium seating [Mind you on a suite.] I just grab that op with no hesitations. *Who doesn’t want freebies? Eh?*

See those lovely ladies?

I think i am gonna have a heart attack on this one… [They just keep on flaunting those bosoms.]

Is that a butt??? *Mi dios por santo my virgin eyes are being corrupted Ekkk.* Believe me the bazoongas are everywhere!!!

I really don’t care about the game! Well in fact i dunno what’s the score at this moment. I am here for this. Ha ha ha… *I just have to blur those beautiful faces. Since i didn’t have any release forms with me.*

YOUR A WANKER NO.4!!! [Ooopsie I got carried away… I taught i was in a football game.]

Proof that Mr. Games is such really a wanker! *Uh-oh GIRLFRIEND you don’t hit yout playmates!*

See that lil girl? *I believe i can fly… I believe I can touch the sky… I think about it every night and day… la la la la*

There is an anomaly here! Why do they have to put up sexy girls here and the goons as back up dancers? Why??? Can someone please explain this to me! [Is that Notorious BIG? Now that’s what i call Gangsta!]

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