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S for spam bwahahaha!

I am quite pissed, as I got an email sent to me last Sunday - ng makita ko Lunes na. (To make a long story short, umaga na ng hinugot kasi! Hahaha…) While I was reading the email, I was in shock, surprised and in awe [Oh not really!]. *While scratching my head, sa taas!*

Back to the email para on topic, omg trulili nag orgasm akong tunay while reading it! (Kaya nga hindi ako nag-update ng blog ko kasi may hung-over pa ako? Hehehe.) Paano ba naman lahat, sumbat? Graveh na itoh. (Pero don’t worry, hindi kita babastushin. If you know what I mean. *WINK*) [Ibig sabihin nito matakot ka? Bwahaha. Charing lang!] Gentle dawg naman ako kahit na most of the time I speak and may look rough hahahah.

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I want to drink this now as in now na!!!

There’s just too much stress going on with my life right now. People who doesn’t give a fcuk and a slack to me… And one of em’ was my instructor. She is really gettin’ on my nerves earlier, the other day and alllllllllll the time, longggggggggg time - paano ba naman, nak ng pota may date ata si potah kanina nagmamadali ng nagmamadali… I just hate it. Might as well dismiss the class diva? One of the girls in my class told me that we don’t really need the stuff that she was sayin’ earlier - tipo bang just for the heck of it - basta maibigay at nasabing ibinigay nya. Ganun lang… Footang ina *Malutong sa dulo!*

Secondly, my phone’s been acting such dramassssssseesss lately. Minsan mamatay ng sarili, minsan sisindi magisa ka-urat. Kapag nag off bago mo magamit txt or call after an hour pa, ultimo phone book, di maka-access. Punyeta, poverty! Haysigh *Buntong hiningang malalim na hinugot sa pwet mo!* So para wala nang stress… I will call my cell phone provider and cancel the service, para manahimik na din ang buhay ko… Naiirita na ako sa mga letcheng no number at mga letsugas na number na natawag sa akin na hindi ko naman kilala ang number. (I guess it’s okay to cancel, wala namang nagmamahal sa akin eh., Bukod kay Jake [Wala namang cell yon eh, and besides aso po si Jake lol.] At hindi para magbayad ako ng monthly service ng wala - as in wala lang.)

Later bitches!

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[D-d-dddd-ding ang bato!]

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Can’t touch this…

Hindi ba kayo nagtataka? Kung bakit ang tubig hahawakan mo pa lang wala na agad?

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kahit pa Ferragamo yan ekkkkk dream on diwata lol. Again you don’t want to be in my shoes, not that I have alifungfung or hadhad (yong makating buni na nakasiksik sa mga singit-singit ng mga paa…) but it’s painful to be in my shoes, especially if it’s this ugly Chucks!… Really makes my toes cramped. In English kasi you know I was born in L.A, as in Legaspi, Albay so I am a native speaker of English so,,, - Everyone’s journey has some painful parts…

Dahil,

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Today is cold (53?F) tomorrow is going to be even colder (46?F) wala pang windshield factor yan…

Y’all know it’s 53?F today but feels like 30?F - BrrrrRRrrrR.

Napaguusapan lang naman ang wind… At para on topic tayo… *Tantantinin*

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This road seems so long. Am tired, for I have been walking for awhile. My toes and heels are sore and blistered.

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Sometimes we have to put ourselves in someone else’s shoes to understand them…

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Therapy ‘daw’ ang maglakad… Ewan ko ba kaninong at sinong barbero ang nagsabi non.

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MommyDearest,

The moment you pass on. I pretend you are away on a very long vacation. Having the best time ever.

I miss you…

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