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As y’all (5 readers ko lol, 2 hindi pa nagpapakilala arggg - in hiding?) know I have this ongoing serprice contest diba? And that 5 tele audience readers maybe the lucky/unlucky wiener of this full of crap secret contest bweheheh… *Pucha 5 readerssssss syet!!! Lufets*

I was supposed to give out 10 pcs of this perfect gift daw for all super diamond mega occassion of 1000 pesoses worth of this Shakey’s crap but since I only have 5 readers eh wala naman atang kabulohan yong 10 piraso no? Hehehe *HIK*

Simple lang naman ang concept contest ko na ito no *easy as 1-2-3 and not hard as ABCDEFGHphd! [Imimurice nyo lahat ng post ko sa 10 blogs ko hehehe hindi pa kasama ang aking secret blogssss jan!] Syet ang yaman ko sa blogs talaga!

So sa aking wiener sana ma-enjoy mo ang iyong pizza as I have enjoyed mine Bon appetit! *Sayang, mas masarap ang pizza ko then Shakey’s lol!*

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3 days ago, I decided to have a secret contest. [wowoweee?] *sings: Igiling giling igiling giling. Igiling nyo ng matunaw ang taba. Igiling giling igiling giling. Hayaan nyong mata nila ay lumuwa* — Ngek, I am not going to be like Willy Revillame hehehe wala kayong mananakaw na relo sa akin, dahil wala akong relo! Wall clock lang.

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There is no nominee yet…

Democrat Hillary Clinton yesterday said her opponent Barack Obama may still be getting a little ahead of himself in acting like the party’s nominee before the final contests of the primary season.
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*Puts on my Hillary mask and waves to people*

Like Hillary baby I am really doing my best, but unlike Hillary I don’t look tired and stress. (I am not aging poorly just because of the stress of this campaign.)

Please boat for me, nagmamakaawa po ako sa inyong lahat! I must say that it was really tiring (Yong pangangampanya ko kagabi, pero ang result naman wow tumaas.)
Kalimutan na natin ang mga scandals ko VOTE for me please… Si Ate Vi nga eh - May scandal din pero lookie-lookie Governess na sya ng Batangas.

You haven’t voted yet? Eto, o… CLICK-CLICK-CLICK! (Promise I will be on national yahoo webcam pag ako ang nanalo - RealWorld Chicago kung RealWorld Chicago!!!)
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Ekkkkkkkk… Not, maybe by the year hmmm 2090 if I am still be alive?

I was surprised when I heard that I was one of the lucky home partner nominees for that “Week ending May 4 Panalo ever of our $5 NFA Rice!” Na pa-contest ng mahal na HisRoyalHer ReynaElena… Nakakaiyak, hindi ko ito ine-expect ito, sobra. *Pang Cannes na arte!* Teka-teka-teka anong contest ba ito (Kamot-ulo) ni hindi ko alam kung paano ako na nominate no? Ano ba ito beauty pageant?

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