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OMG have you guys heard about the rumor? That Anne Hathaway’s EX (ehem) Italian playboy band scam artist Raffaello Follieri, had a huge stash of nude photos of the actress, which are now in the hands of the FBI… Or maybe somewhere else? (Oi, don’t look at me like that - wala sa akin!) Isn’t it a perk to be an FBI agent? LOLS! Bukas na bukas din, mag-aaral ako ng criminology! (hahaha)
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I got another email. Why they keep sending me emails like this? It is very tempting I must say, (specially for someone like me, whose living below poverty line). Read it, millions and millions and millions of money$$$ are involve here ($5.5MILLION).

This is the second time I got an email like this. I’ll wait for another email and if I get one more email, maybe that is a sign that I should really get involved with this.

No more sleepless nights for me, due to blogging. I don’t have to work my a$$ off anymore, cause I will be a millionaire soon, One more email!

Read on…

FROM THE DESK OF: MOHAMED ADAMS
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION,
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA),
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA.

EMAIL: mohamed_adams200@yahoo.fr PRIVATE

(PLEASE SEND ALL INFORMATION BY EMAIL FOR THE SECRET OF THE
TRANSITIONS / THE BANK INFORMATION’S PHONE NUMBER - 0022676634733)
(CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS)
DEAR FRIEND,
THIS MESSAGE MIGHT MEET YOU IN UTMOST SURPRISE; HOWEVER, IT’S JUST MY
URGENT NEED FOR FOREIGN PARTNER THAT MADE ME TO CONTACT YOU FOR THIS
TRANSACTION. I AM A BANKER BY PROFESSION FROM BURKINA FASO IN WEST
AFRICA AND CURRENTLY HOLDING THE POST OF DIRECTOR AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING
UNIT OF THE BANK.I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TRANSFERRING THE LEFT OVER
FUNDS ($5.5MILLION) OF ONE OF MY BANK CLIENTS WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS
ENTIRE FAMILY ON 31ST OCTOBER 1999 IN A PLANE CRASH.

YOU CAN CONFIRM THE GENUINE OF THE DECEASED DEATH BY CLICKING ON THIS
WEB SITE http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm HENCE,I AM
INVITING YOU FOR A BUSINESS DEAL WHERE THIS MONEY CAN BE SHARED
BETWEEN US IN THE RATIO OF 60/30 WHILE 10% WILL BE MAPPED OUT FOR
EXPENSES.IF YOU AGREE TO MY BUSINESS PROPOSAL.FURTHER DETAILS OF THE TRANSFER
WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOU AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR RETURN MAIL AND PHONE
CALL. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

WITH BEST REGARD
MRS MOHAMED ADAMS

Note: Mag-ingat lang po sa mga manloloko. Kung walang magpapaloko, walang maloloko!

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I think I’ll quit blogging, read this letter, anytime soon I’ll be one of the the riches man in America.

I just hope that we have the same skin color the (DECEASED PERSON). Cause if not… Money turned to rock. *ouch*

I can’t wait to have that millions and millions of moniessss… I can’t imagine, no more sleepless nights because of blogging! hehehe…

FROM THE DESK OF MR.ZONGO AHMED.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA,
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO,
WEST AFRICA.
TEL:00226-78900178
http://www.bank-of-africa.net/

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR.ZONGO AHMED, THE AUDITTING MANAGER OF INTERNATIONAL BANK
OF AFRICA BURKINA FASO.DURING MY INVESTIGATION AND AUDITTING IN THIS
BANK, I CAME ACROSS A VERY HUGE SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED
PERSON WHO DIED ON 31ST JULLY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH AND THE FUND HAS
BEEN DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THIS BANK WITHOUT ANY CLAIM OF THE
FUND IN OUR CUSTODY EITHER FROM HIS FAMILY OR RELATION BEFORE MY
DISCOVERY TO THIS ISSUE.THE SAID AMOUNT WAS U.S$25,700, 000. (TWENTY
FIVE MILLON SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS).

MEANWHILE ALL THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT TO PUT CLAIM OVER THIS FUND AS
THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED, GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL
AND TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE.
THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND WILL REQUIRE A SECOND PARTY OR FELLOW WHO
WILL FORWARD CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A
FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE RE-TRANSFERRED AFTER PAYMENT
APPROVAL IS GRANTED.THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDLING HERE STIPULATES THAT
IF SUCH FUND REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER TEN YEARS IT WILL BE TRANSFERED
INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND.THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS
NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASSIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE
CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A BURKINABE CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN
TO A FOREIGNER.

MOREOVER, I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100%
RISK FREE. AND ON SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, YOU WILL BE
ENTITLED TO 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE 10% WILL BE
SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF
TRANSFER AND ALSO TELEPHONE BILLS, WHILE 50% WILL BE FOR ME.I WILL BE
MONITORING THE WHOLE TRANSACTION HERE IN THIS BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM
THE TOTAL FUND IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY
FOR MY OWN SHARE OF THE FUND.PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY VIA MY
DETAILS STATED BELOW FOR MORE CLARIFICATIONS.I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR
YOUR REPLY.

NAME: MR.ZONGO AHMED
PHONE: 00-226-78900178
EMAIL ADDRESS zongo_ahmed99@yahoo.fr)

THANKS AND BE BLESSED.

YOUR’S FAITHFULLY,
MR.ZONGO AHMED

(ingat lang po sa mga manloloko!)

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