I have alot of self-esteem, which is amazing. Cause I am probably somebody who wouldn't necessarily have alot of self-esteem... As I am considered a Minority.
Punyeta walang pinagkaiba ang Cebu City sa Menila! (Ang dami ding tao hahaa! Saan ba wala masyadong tao dito?) *Taga bundok kasi ako, di sanay makakita ng iba!!!* The only difference between Manila and Cebu City is that in Cebu it’s just 45 minutes away from the beach…
In Fairview, Quezon City - Masarap ang pagkain!!!
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And they is going to the Philippines! OMG as in Oo May Ganun - Talaga! From Philadelphia-New York-Korea-Pinas. Tinalo ang from Paris to Pinas ni KC as in KClyn Francisco bwahahaha!!! *Footah, na-bu-buang na naman ako!!!*
A few daze from now will be in PI - Not Putang Ina but Pinas ang lupang hinirang! And I won’t disclose the dates bwahahah - eh kung ma-Ninoy Aquino ekk Benzahir Bhuto ako sa airpot ng mga kaaway ko? Eh di lost na agad ang karir ko?
Of course the byaningtrooperz had their passport ready at dapat 6 months beyond pa ito bago mag expire or else lost ang karir mo! At para no need for a visa - Pina-dual-citizenshipssss ko sila! Diva kapag foreign born ka, you are only allowed to stay in Pinas for only 21days without a visa — Tandaan yan mga foreign borns, na kagaya ko na born in L.A. as in Legaspi, Albay bwehehehe…
Isa pang travel tip mula sa byaningtrooperz… Travel light! Wag na wag magdala ng bagahe - magdala ka ng bagahe ng iba (Di worth lalo na yong kargamentong dala namin pucha may libre atang kagaw! Nangati kami ng mga trooperz habang iniempake itech! Libreng allergy din dahil ang baho-baho ng mga kargamento nya footah tong merkanong nagpadala sa akin eh magsasabog ata ng lagim ng kagaw sa PI syet!) Ng kumita ka! O diba!!! Ngayon pa, na madaming nagpapa-cargo, samantalahin ang monument na itech! [That is the Italian (Ita at Ilocanong heritage of me at Jewish.) Ibang klase diba? Lethal sa pagka Elofanga!] Hahahaha. *Check-in mo ang bagahe na binayaran sayo, but make sure that you check it! Bawat hibla tignan mo at baka ma-broke-down palace ka ala Claire Danes or Bridger Jones Diarrea ka!!!*
Itong modus operandi: Ang handy carry mo make sure na di makikita ng airline personel dahil andoon lahat ang personal na kargamento mo - at kapag nakalusot ka winner! Plangang butas! Kahit pa 200lbs ang laman nyan hahahaha!!! Just make sure that you can lift that hand carry and it’s going to fit at the overhead cabin.
Isa pang tip, call your cell phone provider ask if they can unlock your phone so that you can bring it with you kung saan ka man papunta - sa impyerno, ewan ko kung may service doon - pero since ang phone ko daw eh quad band at napakatagal ko nang gagung customer na nag tya-tyaga sa serbisho nila - eh pwedeng pwede ko daw sya gawin, kahit saang lupalop ng mundo! At eto pang isang tip - ask them (Your service provider.) If they can turn off your phone/service while your gone - aba malaki din matitipid mo jan mga PISO ata - aba wala ka naman so sino maaring gumamit ng phone mo? Si Kokey??? At kahit maglakad ka mula Monumento to Baclaran I don’t think makakapulot kapa ng Piso sa ngayon!
Ito pang isang tip ha, do your shopping ahead of time. As in waywayway ahead of time. Pag nag sale ang mga chocolate ng Easter go lalush bayola ka na, sasabihin ng mga relathieves mo pag binigay mo yon at di pa season diba sikat sila saan sila mamakita ng may Easter chocolates? Sila lang meron nyan! Samantalang mag-pa-Pasko pa lang diba? At ang mga chocolates ngayon theme eh Santa Clause, sayo mga kuneho na! Hehehe… (Talaga namang pinakyaw ko ang mga chocolate doon sa tindahan noong nakaraang Easter at ang sabi ng hitad na kahera - whoaaaa that’s alot! Well I have a sweet tooth! Who cares? Even the care bears doesn’t!!!) Benta na yon!
Kapag nag-bakasyon ka, ang gastos di nagsisismula sa destinatyon mo, nagsisimula sya bago ka pa lang lumayas ~~~ Diwatangbyaning (And you can quote me on this one.)
Always buy pasalubong from the wholesalers! Yong mga kahon-kahong candies doon mo bilihin… Sabay tangalin ang kahon, dahil masyado syang bulky okay. Ito dapat handy sayo always - dahil kapag papasok ka na sa Philippine immigration at customs may bumati sayo ng Merry Christmas at expected you have to be polite too. Greet them accordingly and you know finalize it hahaha isplurk ng trooper sabay bigay ng tig-iisang fruit loop sa bawat isa sa kanila.
Hmmm chika update sa aking second day may itinerary agad - May party agad [Di pa man nag iinit ang bangkay!] and I hope it’s not one of those pity parties that I had before… Geezzz…
I feel love, really… They will take time to spend it to me, with good food? For sure all my relathieves will be there…
I really really really feel special as in special child footah! May naka organize agad na DysFUNCTION!
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Since the trooperz are moving soon to the city of vest - all they need is an all around finger blaster grenade laban sa mga tulisan at masasamang loob! At arm and hammer for that perfect not sooooo dry tapa lol.
The byaning trooperz aka loyal servants of diwatangbyaning! Attttt isa pang AKA My slavezzzz.
Byaning trooperz were totally loyal to diwatangbyaning and they cannot be bribed, seduced or blackmailed… *Hindi ako ipagbibili ng mga hitad na to! Pangako!* They have abandoned their individuality just to loyalty serve moi!
The byaning trooperz had a specialized training unlike Sargent Marjor. Baklava - The byaning trooperz are trained to be a TIGAS - Tigas-saing, Tigas-salok, Tigas-sandok — they are tigas. They obey me without questions aksed!
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Sometime last week there was a huge beri big anlakeeee lakeeeeng chizmacks hearsay that the diwata is not updating the site cause namimilipit “daw” sa sobrang sakit ang mga kamay with gout — pucha — NOT TRUE! *Syet, ganun ba kalala ang kamay ko, parang paa?*
I em so busy sobra with my mga bagong mga alaga — the diwata trooperz, wala na si Sargent Major. Baklava, sinibak ko na panay na ang bale mahilig pa mag no call at no show pucha. (Sssshhh, ang katotohanan eh pag sinama ko sya sa byaning trooperz, she might feel shes a minority noh!) *Kamot-ulo* Achually she was deployed sa Kosovo , yan ang katotohanan - pambala sa kanyon, that what the last time I heard from her. (He is a She! In transition po.) Footah anlala pati mga SEX Toys ko noh di magkaintindihan?
Syet-syet-syet FREE parking daw! Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk… This is what the byaning trooperz do on their free time, sa ads section browsing lol…
The diwata trooperz, busy haunting for a place to live in - paano ba naman di magiging busy, ang sabi ko kasi sa criteria ko I want those big windows kagaya sa pabrikang pinapasukan ko noon ha, as in BIG ha ayaw ko ng port hole ekkkk! High ceilings, parking para sa padyak ko? I want hard wood floors (Para madaling linisin, hmmm on a sekantot mukang malinis! Lols.) And most of all I want to be - where everyone wants to be yong mala Bonifacio High street na lugar na shalashalahan na lugar. I been living here in Tramo all my life noh. For a change ba. But what can the trooperz do if the budget is just base on what section 8 has to offer? Tanginang buhay to o!
The search is not ovah mga ka-Ovarrio! Mala Journey itech.
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