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Yes some studies from 20 years ago, pointed a finger at coffee as a possible cause of breast cancer. More recent research of 60,000 Swedish women over 13 years did not reveal such a link. Well of course it is cancerous! That is if you consume more than the regular daily allowance of coffee-findot and coffee-fisil bwahahaha… Source: My lesbione research elves.

So Demi it is okay for you to consume more than 3 or more cups of coffee a day! Cause you know huwat? Scientist in your suking laboratory found out that about half of women have a gene that links breast size to coffee intake!!! Those women are premenopausal women with the gene who drink three or more cups of coffee a day have smaller breasts. [Now you have all the answers why in heaven yours is smaller ha!] Atchaka you know huwat? You are also lucky, cause you have a lower risk to have breast cancer! (Kung totoong coffee man yang titirahin mo not the coffee-fisil and coffee-findot of my darn lesbione research elves!)

Hoooooooyyyy stop drinking coffee na maawa ka sa sarile mo at sa akin! Ayaw ko naman na sasabihan nila ako na am dating a 12 year old boy noh! Bwahahaha

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Y’all maybe wondering why all the text are in P!NK… No I didn’t turn gay at all. There is no reason to turn gay, cause am so gay! - Ohh one time I remember, that I have this wedding to attend to and I really wanted to wear a PINK velvet suit from top to bottom. (Just for the record you know.) Just like Elton John.

Almost all of the people close to my heart, was taken away by Cancer. Both of my Mom’s and Dad’s side are high risk to Cancer. Actually I already knew that if ever I will get sick, it’ll be Cancer lol. Well I just hope it’ll skip my generation, but then again my greatest-great-great chuvalais ancestors never skip theirs. Oh gosh.

Well today is the beginning of Breast Cancer Awareness Month around the World. And according to statistics the breast cancer research foundation has raised 160 million dollars and has supported more than 115 scientist across the world.

I urge everybody to do a monthly self-exam, urge a friend or a loved one to get an overdue mammogram, or simply shop for products donating a portion of sales to the cause. We can beat breast cancer! Be P!NK and be PROUD!

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