Diwatang Byaning

Am I really getting ready to be jobless? I woke up very early today (Sunday - But first I took shower and walk the Jake.) to make sure I get to Panera Bread on time - by the time they open, I wanted to be their first customer lol, and be able to choose a great seat. (Big table that can occupy a family lol - hindi ako kadamutan no?, and at least has some outlet somewhere near my table.)
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I AM thankful that I have the friends like Pretty - thanks for this tag!
I WANT everything! As in everything I put my hands on…
I HAVE a secret!
I WISH I had known from the very start…
I HATE being stabbed in the ass…
I FEAR nothing!
I REGRET… Being so stubborn!
I LOVE myself…
No Matter Where I go… I ALWAYS check if Kori’s there.
I DANCE for $20…. $20 for fy mini dance
I SING - no I don’t sing, I am not Freddie Aguilar!
Sometimes I CRY when am drunk!
I NEED to control myself for not eating anything lately

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Thanks Rebecca for this wonderful valentines/birthday gift… No i did not just get this today. I got this nice package a week before Valentine’s day, forgive me for posting just now… Been busy writing papers at that time…
Here’s what’s inside that bag… A card with a heart-full of m and m’s, a shirt and a cup from Belagio.
Waaahhh, just a proof that I don’t know how to use photo shop bweheheh… Can’t sharpen the name on the heart uhg!

Thanks ever Becca! I am blogging live from HRH Reyns garage… I am waiting for the delivery guy from 1800-Flowers bwehehehehe… *Andito ako, naka-squat habang naka-antabay na parang nag hunger strike sa labas ng bahay ni Reyns*

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I woke up around 4PM today! As soon as I get up, I read through Brian Gorrell’s blog (Gucci Gang Scandal), yes it is open again as well as the comments section… Too much SCANDAL! But I love it! Well Brian you might want to put adsense on your blog just like what Chuva have said… But before you do that, I think it is much better if you would buy your own domain - for more $$$ lol… Whaddaya think? That $70K DJ owes you would be double/triple/quadruple with that kind of traffic that you have…

Uhg, I am having migraines again. Since I did not eat the whole day… We (Me and chuva) just had our AlTangHap (BreakfastLunchDinner in one) just now 10:30PM, I don’t know what had triggered my migraine if it’s I haven’t eaten anything, reading through blogs or is it because of the radiation? (Well, there are 3 computers in front of me right now and yes I am using all 3 of them lol, the fog lights are open (that is my lamp but I call it fog lights/football stadium), tv and radio is on (I love, multi-tasking lol)…

Oh well, I’ll just sleep it off.. The Nyquil is taking effect now… *&%#@#$*&)__(($@#@@@**))*$%#$#%&&(*)(_+)))*&*%^$%#%$^%^&& *Dizzy$$*)(%#%%*)()_((&*^&(….

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…Last night! Yeah blogging was off last night, (I am entitled to have an off from blogging once in a while - I just needed a little break from it. Of course come to think of it… I have entries as minimum as 7 per day uhg). I decided to indulge last night after my class… Just sipping that martini and drowning all my sorrows! Ekkkk, no maybe in my dreams!

Really what I did last night was clean my room and did my 4 week old laundry and fold em while relaxing, now isn’t that so relaxing? Well, am back now to my regular programming, 7 post entries a day :::wheee:::

I got an email today from someone and was asking for my help, since these past few days I have been posting entries such as this and this and this and this. Well girl lemme tell you this, I am not Connie Angeles of Kapwa ko Mahal ko, Rosa Rosal of Damayan and or Reverend Pat Robertson of 700 Club. I myself is suffering from poverty too, and believe me I am living below the poverty line! I don’t belong in any charity organization or whatsoever… I am just a blogger expressing myself and hmm somehow I can and will accept any charity. Why not ask help from Bantay Bata they might help you.

Best of Luck,

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Blogging is some small time web venture that is turning into full-time job for some people…

My blog is not even a year old. BUT!, I already earned some serious ca$h monies here! Yeah it earned me enough pesosessssess for a weekend getaway to Barbados.

Do you know that advertisers spent $16.9 billion online, up steadily each year from $6 billion in 2002, well according to the Internet Advertising Bureau. Just in the first half of 2007, online advertising reached nearly $10 billion, a nearly 27 percent increase over the first half of the year 2006. Could you imagine all that monies?

Well all you need to have is a little skill to published a well read blog, which means just about anyone with something worthwhile to say can find an audience.

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Blog of the day! :::whee::: *Am I just dreaming or Huwatt?*

I’ve been blogging for a little bit over 8 months, and I have been a postie with (PPP) for like 5 months already.

I don’t know, what am feeling right now… I just did not expect that my blog will be voted as blog of the day, but thanks though…

I feel so… appreciated, important and most of all, this is the first time I felt that am alive too *ohh this would be the fault of my daily dosage, it hasn’t kick in yet! LOL*

Sign up now!!! And get paid t blog about the things that you love!

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First of all I wanted to thank, all the people who supported me and my drama all the way through…
Thanks to my sponsors - dahil kung hindi sa inyo, I will not be here [blogging for money ako no!] LOL.

I feel like crying right now, I was given an award by my “employer” Chuva , as a “beautiful and sexy blogger” o diba naman… Thanks Ate! [mubait na maganda pa yan!] saan kayo nakakita ng amo at katulong magkasabay kumain? kung ano man ang kinakain nya kanya lang yon, akin flurwax! bait diba?

I will be posting the above photo again, but it’ll be unedited! [abangan nyo. ang mainip talo!] RAW and no holds barred! Wait for my Paparazzi cut!

Kagandahan ako diba? Medyo may kalakihan lang ang ilong ko, pero WHO CARES!()*$$@#@

At Sexy pa!!! Ayan ang prueba, kagat labi!

Now am passing this award/crown to the following bloggers who are beautiful and sexy o diba?

Rebecca - Standing 5′5 and weighing 98′lbs [O diba, parang sa boxing ang intro lol.] beautiful and sexy ka ever! Just my type, slim ever - anong sekreto mo? dieters tea? he he he…

My - Diwata presents the beautiful and sexy Marlene Lemback fresh from Switzerland, ang nagiisang maganda at sexy sa Alps region.

PusaCat - Ganda ka ever, [winwinwin] Pasok ka pa din dito, kahit nagawa mo na to dahil sa ganda mong yan! Hay lab u and Hay miss u!

Bea - Sige na nga aawardan na din kita, baka sakaling lumabas ka sa lungga mo… Super hinhin babaeng Pilipina gandaganda ever-ever gotesco!!! Kahit pa nangsinungaling ka, [Ika nga ng bestpren mong si Parker YOU LIED!]

JJ - Your MEME machine is back. Awardawardaward ever… Pasok ka din dito! You are beautiful!!! And you are sexy too - I know it by heart~@

Pazing - Nagtatampo ka ba? O sige na nga, sama ka din dito. Ganda-ganda mo eh, ganda mong patayin! [ni anino mo hindi ko makita, saan ka na ba?] Iniwan mo na ba talaga ako at tuluyan kang sumama kay JJ? Hay miss u p!

Ross - Ang nagiisa at natatanging beautiful at sexy girl ng Italya! [represent!] Hay miss u, saan ka na ba?

At kung wala sya, wala din ako. Dahil sa kanya… Ako’y timang-na-timang

Presenting *drum rolling*

HRH Kamahalan Queen Reyna Elena - GANDALICIOUS! Inlab ako sayo ever, hay lab u - tall-dark and handsome!!!

Enjoy being a woman! [Ika nga ni Summer’s Eve]

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Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza search for 2008 Philippines 10 Best Humor Blogs - found this at Kwentongbarbero site.

Here are my boats for the blogs who always put a smile on my face.

First it was Reyna Elena, then Malen and then came Wanda Ilusyunada… Everytime I would read their entries, I always find myself on the floor… Laughing!

1. HRH Queen Reyna Elena - The one and only Queen of all Queens. Queen of OFWs all over the world. ‘Nuff said!

2. Chuvaness - This girl is soooo special! [as in special hindi regular!] I love her sooooo much, she always crack me up with her entries. You will always be my number 1! =D

3. Wanda Ilusyunada- She is so gay! Her wit and humour is very unique.

Join the Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza and support your favorite blog and get a chance to win in the process.

Paraan ng Pagsali:

1. Kailangang may sarili kang blog.

2. Iboto ang iyong 3-5 peyborit humor blogs sa pamamagitan ng pagpo-post tungkol sa mga ito sa iyong blog. I-rank ito mula Number 1 hanggang Number 5.

3. Ang mga binotong humor blogs ay magkakamit ng kaukulang boto:
- Number 1 – 5 votes
- Number 2 – 4 votes
- Number 3 – 3 votes
- Number 4 – 2 votes
- Number 5 – 1 vote

4. Ang title ng iyong post ay pwedeng “Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza”, “Super Cool Blogs”, “Best Humor Blogs”, “5 Blogs Na Nakakatawa” o kahit anong title na maisip.

5. Ang iyong post ay pwedeng in ispokening inglis o Tagalog.

6. Sa iyong post kelangan mong banggitin na sumasali ka sa Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza at i-link ang site ng http://kwentongbarbero.com

7. Kung sa tingin mo ay isa ka ding humor blog, pwede mong iboto ang sarili mo. Matapos naming i-evaluate kung humor blog ka din, ay sasabihan ka namin kung qualified ka nga.

8. Tandaan, tatlo hanggang lima lang ang pwedeng iboto. Hindi pwede ang tie sa iyong ranking.

9. Mag-iwan ng comment sa page na ‘to para malaman namin kung may pinost ka nang peyborit blogs sa blogsite mo under Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza.

10. Kung sakaling papalitan ang ranking ng mga binoto o kaya may papalitan kang peyborit blog [nag-LQ kayo, hindi bati, etc], kelangang i-inform kami.

11. Heto ang sample entry ng pagboto.

Premyo

1. Kung ang kahit isa sa mga binoto mo ay makapasok sa final tally ng Top 10, makakasama ang pangalan mo sa bubunuting raffle ng isang independent third party committee. Ang isang mabubunot ay pipili ng kanyang magiging premyo [isa lang sa mga sumusunod]: Nokia N70 Music Edition, Sony Cybershot Digital Camera, o halagang 15,000 pesos.

2. Ang mga makakapasok naman sa Philippines 10 Best Humor Blogs ay makakatanggap ng certificates at exclusive bragging rights. Ang Top 3 sa mga ito ay makakatanggap ng ‘Oscars of Blogging’ na tropeo. Ang mga mananalo ay i-aanounce sa site na ‘to sa 2008.

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Blogging had been really helpful to me. I get to release my thoughts and at the same time I am earning some extra cash!

I don’t earn that much from blogging…, But you know what?

I have been paying my rent and some bills with blogging… Innit great?

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