Diwatang Byaning

*Waves at the people~~~ My name is Diwatang Byaning and I am from the Land of Lust, Sodom and Gumuho.* Shout out!

Maghapon akong nagsasaliksik, *Naks Tangalog na Tangalog ba?* malapit na akong maging dalubhasa sa aking pana. Leche!

Dami kong binabasang - Question and Answers (As in Answers talaga?) O diba ang diwata kinakareer ang mga possible Q and A sa ng mga possibleng itatanong sa akin ang isang interviewer sa isang beauty pageant ekkkkkkk…

I swear I haven’t done this for a verrrrrryyyyyy as in very very very very very long time [Ang lala diba? Ganun sya ka long time…] Ikaw ba naman ang humamig ng monie$ from the trustfund$ at welfare check$ sa buong buhay mo, kailangan mo ba mag tarbaho? Nevah! Hehehe… *Nababaliw ako, sa totoo lang.* Nagiisip sa mga possible itatanong sa akin - eh paano kung di ko alam sagutin eh di lost na ang karir ko?Asin sawi?

Paano kung tanungin ako sa Math? Paano kung pag computin ako ng anik anik na variables at ka-lechehang constants? Pano kung pa-spell sa akin ang Fushia o Mississippi? Punyeta pag spell nga ng Philippines minsan nagkakamali ako - bwahahaha nag double ang L at single P sya minsan? *Dyslexic ba?* Hmmm on a sekantot pwede kong gamitin to as a strength and weakness ko ah. Bwahahaha… Weakness ko sya - pero naging strength sya kasi inalam ko kung paano mag solve ng variables at alamin ang spelling ng aneklava sa pamamagitan ng gogol! O diva ang tarush? Lol.

I was never a pro at this… I haven’t changed my job (Bread and Butter uh-huh! Kuno.) in the past 10 as in oo TEN years pootah! *Iba syempre yong part-time gigs ko. Pero kahit part-time ko nagtatagal din ako, ano ba? Ano bang meron sa akin? Ganun ba ako ka-SATISFIED? Ganun ba ako ka-LIKE ng mga amo ko? Lol.* Ngayon lang… Kung kelan ako nagkabuhok ngayon pa lang ako magpapalit ng tarbaho lol. It’s just scary… Specially if it’s something you haven’t done in a while. *Aminin! Hmmmpt.* Today I felt like a baby - as in sangol na parang natututo pa lang mag gumapang gamit ang mga paa nya at kamay nya… *Ang lalim ata - syet saan ito nangaling? Aber?* And of course intercourse  eventually the baby will walk by itself and stand on it’s own feet — darating tayo jan. That I know… (Pwede ko na kaya tong isagot sa aking Strengths at Weaknessesss na Q and A? Ano sa tingin mo? Dahil from Negative kuno naging Positive sya? Bwahaha…) Panalo kaya? Hehehe…

I wish myself luck on this journey… Job haunting ba tawag dito? *Kamot-ulo.* Bwahaha di ko alam eh - ngayon pa lang ako nag explore sa aspect na ito. Thehehehe…

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12/19/2009 - It snowed whole day/night non-stop, and it was a pretty much heavy snow. In fact it was up to the neck, kung si mahal yong tao diba? For me since matangkad ako? It’s up to my thighs hahaha nakaluhod kasi ako? [Ayaw na nga ako paalisin ng amo ko kahapon eh, natatakot na hindi mag call in ang tao ng Sunday, ang sagot ko - are you for real? Hahahaha… Kahit 20 feet ang snow uuwi ako, kahit maglakad ako ng nakaluhod. Am just not comfortable sleeping there. Takot mapagsamantalahan? Hahaha. Hindi din! Takot ako sa contamination!!! Hahahaha as in biohazardous stuffs… Ekkkk!]

Ngayon lang ako nagpala ng snow for a very longgggg period of time. At hindi na mauulit ito kasi next week lilipat na ulit ako sa condo wheeeeeeeee… *Ang sakit sa braso ang sakit sa lower back, kakagaling lang ng tuhod ko, ngayon eto panibangong sakit na naman ng katawan.* Pota [Don’t say bad words!]

After I cleared the drive way, I took a dive on the other side of the driveway - you know kasi, I word hard - I even play harder bwahihihihi… I wanted to make maize con heilo and a snowman (Hahaha parang ngayon lang nakakita ng snow? Bagong salta? Lol.) But then, I didn’t. It’s texture is still soft — just perfect for a snow cone lol.

Patnubay ng magulang ang kailangan: If you is 18 or below please do leave now as in now na! But if you is 50 and above… CLICK - CLICK - CLICK.

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Don’t you just hate when someone double dips their food into the dip after they have placed it in their mouth? Ang baboyyyyyyyyyyy syet! May serving spoon naman kaya no? Hehehe… Dapat kutsarahin ng di mapanis!

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kahit pa Ferragamo yan ekkkkk dream on diwata lol. Again you don’t want to be in my shoes, not that I have alifungfung or hadhad (yong makating buni na nakasiksik sa mga singit-singit ng mga paa…) but it’s painful to be in my shoes, especially if it’s this ugly Chucks!… Really makes my toes cramped. In English kasi you know I was born in L.A, as in Legaspi, Albay so I am a native speaker of English so,,, - Everyone’s journey has some painful parts…

Dahil,

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Thanksgiving is done so back to regular program. Alam nyo naman I can only be nice like 3 times a year noh. Hehehe… Thanksgiving. Pasko at Bagong taon. So 29 days from now I might - might pa ha, have something nice to post.

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I have been so weak for the last 2 days… I hate taking meds, hanggat’ kaya ko, titiisin ko, waket? I don’t want to be dependent on meds - konting sakit - inom? Ganun? Tapos masasanay ka na, ma-a-addict ka na!

Ayaw ko ng ganun, nainom lang ang lola ng gamot kapag hindi na talaga kaya. Kaya naman eto high na high ang lola nyo, lakas tama!

I See Dead People nga ang drama eh!!! *Lilipas din to, high lang ako ngayon mga Ka-OVARIO…*

Naalala ko na naman ang sabi ni Inay~~~Anak wag ka matakot sa mga patay at mumu, kathang isip lamang yan… Matakot ka sa buhay, dahil ang buhay pwede kang patayin… Sa isip ko lang ko while nagsasalita si Inay (Panong kayang pagpatay? Sa sarap kaya? Hahaha.) Anak lagi mong isipin, ang mga patay hindi na pwedeng mabuhay pang muli… Iba ang mundo nila sa mundo natin. 

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I was so pissed today (What a beautifool Monday…) I am going somewhere this Friday, an orientation and gladly I called the office just to re-confirm. Dang, they told me to go somewhere doon sa bundok ng tralala daw - It was fine by me, at first. Then I asked so how about on Monday and the following days? Was it going to be here in the Bukirin?

Receptionist: Pumpkin it’ll be here on tralala… We moved 2 weeks ago.

ME: *DMV/USPS/DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SIGH* Nagngangawa na ako ng bonggga, at bakit? At bakit hindi? They moved? Without any acknowledgments? Ano ba ako dito? Hangin? Tae-taehan? I am pissed off really… Kelan nyo ako balak i-notify sa Biernes??? Siyet!

After an hour… I got my cool. Tapos na yon, wala na akong magagawa pa.

[Signs ba to na wag na akong mag career ng healthcare?]

[Bakit naka penguin outfit ang mga pingers? Hahaha… We was at a blacktie earlier.]

Then I called the Department of Health regarding my Finger Prints at about 11AM.

You’ve reach the Department of Health blaaaaaaaahhhh blaaaaaahhhh blahhhhhh… To speak to a customer service representative during business hours from 9AM-4PM Monday thru Friday — Press 4…

Ako si gaga I pressed 4… It just keeps on ringing. *Agang lunch break naman nito?* O Hmmm di kaya Hawaiian time ito? Kaya wala pang nasagot ng 9AM? Masayadong maaga ang alas 11AM ko na tawag?

I dialed again and again and again the toll free number even the regular number for hours, as in for hours no jowk! Ano ba tong Department of Health na to nasa Pilipinas??? At hanggang ngayon may hangover pa sa Undas? Lahat na ng option pinagpipindot ko na just to speak to someone LIVE! Pero lahat ata busy kapag Monday??? Looks at my calendar *Holiday ba ngayon?* Hindi naman no!

So finally after dialing their number for hours already. I got into some mailbox doon sa Criminal Background Investigation Department, I was relieved, not until I left a message and after speaking for about 20 seconds I was cut off - damn it!!! (Ang itatanong ko lang naman eh simpleng asan na ang finger prints ko? Is it on the way??? Hindi naman ako magtatanong ng tungkol sa math noh!)

How the F can you leave a message and speak clearly for effin’ 20 seconds and kung ano ano pang anik? 20 seconds??? (I tell you 20 seconds buntong hininga ko pa lang yan…) Ang lala nakakainis… I called again and press chorva chorva and got into that mailbox again - after matapos ng recordning nila magsalita akalain mong MAILBOX IS FULL DAW… Pucha! ANO BA!!! I just hate it… Sobrang nakakapuwerwisyo! Grrrrrrr — Iritang-irita ako to the maximum levels!

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I have been having nightmares lately, and I hate it… The other day I dreamed of being chased and terrorized ng mga punyetang ******… [Buti na lang mabilis ako tumakbo, mala Marion Jones/Palos/Lydia De Vega kaya hindi nila ako nabutan…]

In my translation: [Di kaya collection agency lang yon? O kaya IRS? It could be no? Bwahahah.] Syet, huwag naman sana lol.

I just hate the feeling of being scared, anxious at kung ano pang eklachuchu. *Mind you I don’t sleep with negative thoughts on my mind, panay happy thoughts lang — as in happy happy si Spongebob lang at Patrick nasa merry go round?*

Nakakashockot kung nakakashockot. *Nananahimik ka sa pagtulog mo, sabay may hahabol sayo ng itak, ano ba yon!* Buti na lang wala akong sakit sa puso. Bweheheh.

Siguro ito yong mga stress ko na hindi nailalabas ~~~ Kaya mamaya, ilalabas ko stress ko kay bunny bwahahah pagsasasaksakin ko sya sa muka nya!

Do you hear these walls weeping, giggling and whispering?

We was hear last year… This years it’s just too much to spend on Halloween event since “the butse gang” is doing it’s yearly tradition of Henry David Ball… Which will cost about $25 each person to get in w/costume plu$$$ drink$$$ and besides, the gang watched Paranornal activity na no which is $10 leche - walang kwenta, nahilo lang ako…

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like this before…

Pakingan mabuti…

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