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Dear Diarya,

During my 3 week vacation in Pinas, (Specially in between my trips from Manila to Caticlan and Manila to Puerto Princessa!!! *Anak ka ng pinasabog.*) most of the time I was confined in the toilet bowl aka CR daw! I know I should have taken Viagra instead of Diatabs no? *Putotoy nga ni 100 year old kong lolo napapatigas non ebak pa kaya?*

Even I had a BM enjoy pa din! Yon na nga lang minsan, napapahinto ang lola sa paglakad at bigla na lang maninigas at pagpapawisan ng malamig hahaha poocha i know right!

Before boarding the plane in terminal 3 jusko buti na lang ang dami ding stores doon like mini stop no. I asked the cashier if they have Diatabs o Imodium… Sabi ng hitad na kahera…

Kahera: Ay wala pong Imodium o Diatabs! Generic lang po…

Me: Okay sige, bigyan mo ng ako kahit ano basta gamot sa diarya ko! *Bago ako magkalat dito!*

Kahera: Generics nga lang po ang meron kami! *She’s quite upset.*

Me: Eh ano bang sabi ko? Diba bigyan mo ako ng punyeta mong Generic! Leche!!!

Kahera: Mga kagaya lang po ng Mefenamic Acid.

Me: Footah! Syet ka, humanap ka nga nga kausap mo!!! Adik ka ba? Maga ba pwet ko? Syet ka no!

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Pusoy ka!

Everything was great and perfect! *except for the time na muntik na tayong magsabunutan noong asa Quad tayo?* lol…

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Quote for the day: Kahit hindi ka masyadong kagandahan, hindi ka madaling iwanan! LOL…

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second time around daw? Punyeta it’s more than second time ha leche even more than 10th time na nga din eh… Hehehe…

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Happy valentines day y’all! I been single recently, like 2 weeks ago? Pero ang lola nyo is in love na ulit! O diba, I found someone just before valentines day. Ako papahuli? Nevah!

Here’s to you, Sriracha my heart and the words I heart you. *Syet, sweet pala ako?*

I’ve known Sriracha for years already, but just noticed her lately as in, saan-saan ako nakatingin susmeryosep anjan lang pala ang hinahanap ko… I never thought I could be this happy again, with her. Sobra!

Noong isang araw nga tinawagan nya ako, kahit matindi ang snow, talaga namang pinuntahan ko pa din sya. Mag-bonding daw kami. Ayun masaya naman… Ang sweet-sweet nya ever. Nag bonding kami sa snow, ako daw ang magpala ng buong parking spot nya at sya naman daw ang maglalagay ng asin.

Ang isang kina-in-laban ko sa kanya, eh mapagkawang gawa sya. Madalas nga humiram ng pera yon sa akin, kasi may sakit yong kapatid nya, nanay nya at tatay daw nya. Minsan nakakapagtaka, kasi madalas may sakit ang pamilya nya, halos ata lingo-lingo may sakit sila? Pati nga anak ng kapit bahay nya nagkasakit, ayon sa akin din inutang ang pambili ng gamot.

Hindi sya nanghingi ng pang load sa akin ever, pero madalas nauubos ang load ko pag kasama ko sya. [Potanginang yon, kumukupit ata ng load sa akin at pinapasa load sa celpown nya.] Minsan naiisip ko sa sarili ko, hindi kaya ginagamit nya lang ako? Kasi minsan madalas nawawalan ako ng pera sa pitaka ko. Pero siguro hindi naman, burara lang siguro ako, baka na mis-place ko lang…

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doesn’t begin with falling in love with others. it begins with falling in love with ourselves. loving ourselves is healthy and as God intended. learn to deeply and fully cherish your heart, your soul, and your body and only then will you understand what it is to truly love another. [Hindi ako ang may sabi nyan ha! Kinopya ko lang yan dun sa shower gel na falling in love daw hehehe.]

Kaya sa mga single jan? Huwag na malungkot - LOVE yourselves first! Ika nga ng shower gel hehehe… As for me, I am so ready to fall in love. Mag sho-shower na po ako hehehe.

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NO, I am not dating an FA as in Flying Atchay now… NO-NO-NO! OMG mag-vavalentines na naman at talang kahit saan ako tumingin sa paligid ko, wala akong makita kundi lahat sila tukaan ng tukaan ano ba? Wala ba kayong mga kwarto?

As for me I had my first ever ever ever kissie when I was 14, (pigil pa yon!) takot kasi ako eh, sabi ng mga magulang ko pag-nakipaghalikan daw ako majojontis ako? Ekkkk eh di sana sang dosena na anakis ko ngayon no? Pwede ba! Hehehe…

At sa mga di nakakaalam I don’t like kissing ng nakapikit no, malay ko ba kung hehehe kinukupitan na ako noong kahalikan ko? LOLS!

Magsipsipan ba ng ngalala in public?

O diba? Kahit kulang na lang kawayan, manzanas at sarsa ni Mang Tomas nagmamahalan naman sila? Kainis grrrrrr… Nagmamahalan sila kahit ganyan sila!

As for me wala pa akong valentines gift sa aking bitter half… After valentines day ko sya bibilihin, para 70% off hehehe…

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Yes some studies from 20 years ago, pointed a finger at coffee as a possible cause of breast cancer. More recent research of 60,000 Swedish women over 13 years did not reveal such a link. Well of course it is cancerous! That is if you consume more than the regular daily allowance of coffee-findot and coffee-fisil bwahahaha… Source: My lesbione research elves.

So Demi it is okay for you to consume more than 3 or more cups of coffee a day! Cause you know huwat? Scientist in your suking laboratory found out that about half of women have a gene that links breast size to coffee intake!!! Those women are premenopausal women with the gene who drink three or more cups of coffee a day have smaller breasts. [Now you have all the answers why in heaven yours is smaller ha!] Atchaka you know huwat? You are also lucky, cause you have a lower risk to have breast cancer! (Kung totoong coffee man yang titirahin mo not the coffee-fisil and coffee-findot of my darn lesbione research elves!)

Hoooooooyyyy stop drinking coffee na maawa ka sa sarile mo at sa akin! Ayaw ko naman na sasabihan nila ako na am dating a 12 year old boy noh! Bwahahaha

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The week has been really hot (not the weather, but the news!) you know the final episode of the Philadelphia soap opera, starring the CBS3 co-anchors (Larry Mandte and Alycia Lane) introducing Dawn Stensland (Larry’s wifey). [Y’all this drama is better than any Koreanovela and Lakorn out there ha!] Synopsis: The 51 uugod-ugod year old Mandte had apologize before a courtroom that included Alycia Lane, the woman ang babaeng whose e-mail he (Larry) snooped through over thousands and hundred of times for over two years! NOT just that, he even passed some gossips to some gossip writers in quest to make Alycia look the bad. [MY GAWG Larry, don’t you have a freeking life?] Dapat sa mga kagaya mo eh pinuputulan! (Maputulan ka sana…) ng Internet connection bwehehehe… *O yong iba jan, matuto sana! Ehemmmm* It is an invasion of privacy, even just snooping at your co-workers internet/surfing activity.

Mandte along with the house arrest, will received three years probation and 250 hours of community service *Now I won’t be serprise, if one day isang araw I see Larry nagwawalis ng kalsada!* along with a 5,000 fine! 5,000 lang? He will be wearing an electronic monitoring device for 6 months *Oh Larry, nice anklet! Hahaha, 6 months lang?* and of course his internet behavior will be monitored as well *Fudge! Sabi nang dapat jan potolan ng Internet!*

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Last Sunday we was invited to a wedding.

[Our neighbors wedding - Kelli and Nick, congratulations to you guys! So when is the divorce? Hahaha - Biro lang Kelly!] It was a very fabulous wedding!

It was held (wedding and reception) at Down town Club in Center City.

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