Diwatang Byaning

NAMAN! Kinareer ang pakikipaglaflafan!

My sincere apologies… Sorry for not uploading Halloween photos as of yet, footah my gash, gash abelgash — sobrang daming work. Katunayang dinugo ako – literal ha – talagang dinugo ako sa work noong isang araw – work… Too much work to do, not too much speaking english lol.

Eto pa ang katunayan – at pawang katunayan, talaga namang the whole week akong nakayod ngayon, bakit kamo? Hehehe, may mga pinag-aaral ako ng narsing sa Pinas diba? Ekkkkkkkkkk… Di pala ako yon. Wala lang pang baon sa nalalapit na bakasyon Asia Truliiiii Asia Malaysia Pakistan mo! Bwahahaha…

*Footah ka, wag ka maniwala jan, binobola ka lang nyan!*

Walang kakupas-kupas… Tsk…

At shempre di naman daw mag papatalo sila Romeo at Juliet sina Marc Anthony at Cleopatra! *Talagang gumaganun!*

Mga Asianacs? Yesa, look may tulo pa ng toyo sa may kwelyo si lalake!

Naangat pa ang pwit? As in… OMG! (Oo May Ganun!)

Walang kasawa-sawang tukaan…

*Hooooooooooy mga footah, nahinga pa ba kayo???*

Sya *Turo ang kamay sa babaeng nakaputi, sa kanan.* Sya ang lumapastangan sa 18k gold-plated kong Pechay! *Huhuhuhuhu…* Yan si Dyobelle (Dyogang nasa belle belle?) yong OB na rumatsada sa akin…

I love this ever-ever (Kaya nga eto, re-post daw eh…) I did this post, when I was just starting to blog. Sisihin si Barbie kung bakit madaming naging tibo ek-ek magic bwahahaha…

WARNING: Parental guidance is needed — BADLY! Do not click it you is a minor!

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I totally forgot that today is Dec. 16 ugh — Which reminds me of The annual Oblation run held at UP.

If my motha is only alive (A UP alumna/APO.) and could only see me, I bet she will be very froud of me. I am sure! *I just want to run all over Malacañang Palace or in Maguindanao lol sa harap ng mga Ampatuan potah syet… — Di kaya ako ilibing din ng buhay? Lol. While holding my uncut jurassic amplayang kulubot pa!* Pffft!

True that! But preference does, alot!!! Hmmm just like Jimboy and Mahal. It was never an issue for Mahal being a small person the real issue is Jimboy. Jimboy is not Jimboy – He is Jimgirl hahahaha!!!

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Hahaha parang Coca-Cola, Enjoy Temptation - bagong slogan ng ating bida?

[Galing-galing noong photographer ugh hindi man lang inayos... Okay lang!] Nanabotahe?

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Last July 3rd we (Me and my pimp — Jake!) was at Cape May. It was all good! It’s been years since the last time I have been there.

And it was my first time to eat at The Lobster House, pootah they call it lobster house ni wala namang tindang lobster lol…

Rapsa!

Loster House is indeed pet friendly! Eh paano ba naman? Sinama ko na si Jake sa loob ng resto (open air sya…) footah nagkalat pa syet ka talaga Jake pinahihiya mo ang auntie mo! *Bawas puntos yan!*

Thank God hindi naman kami na kick out hehehe. *May phobia ang lola sa mga kick-out, alam nyo naman, ilang beses na ako na kick-out sa club hahaha kahit nanahimik ako!*

I soooooo love having a dog most specially cute dogs like Jakelina paano ba naman, nilalapitan kami ng mga babae as in!!! *Pa-cutes*

It was such a lovely day to be at the shore… Hindi ganun kainit, but dawgs aren’t allowed at the beach and even at the boardwalk *Boardwalk? Boardwalk-boardwalk-an hahah!* Dutch why — we was a little bored, *Anong ginagawa ni diwata pag bored? Eh mag pipol watching…*

Happy family! Pero now so happy ang 3, kasi they forgots to buy a sunblock!

Obyus ba na sunburn!

*Tabi nga jan di ko makita!*

Ililis-lilis mo pa, hindi ko makita!

=( the day went too fast, time to go home,

If I only knew that I will be molested that night of July 3 – Sana hindi na ako umuwi! *Waaaaaaaaa, wag po… Maawa na kayo sa akin.*

To be continued!

Pusoy ka!

Everything was great and perfect! *except for the time na muntik na tayong magsabunutan noong asa Quad tayo?* lol…

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Sorry to update this late! Uber busy ang lola nyo, paghahanp ng work lalush pangkabuhayan! You see I am not out, pero sa panahong ito ultimo sa mga les club eh pinapatulan ko na din. Hahaha… I don’t hangout sa mga les bar o kung saan mang ka lesbyanahan na lugar kasi nga hindi na ako OUT! ArgggggRrrrrggg… Hirap!

Pero noong isang araw, pinuntahan ko ang isang les bar dine sa kanto at chinekout ng lola nyo, aba baka may bakante sila doon kahit man lang bouncer pantawid gutom! Pero since it’s a small pub hindi daw sila nangangailangan waaaaaaaa… So naginom na la ng ang lola doon… Sa totoo lang lesbian clubs here in Jameirika sucks arg! (Except sa L.A. – Palaban po mga tibo doon!!!) Bakit kamo? Eh leche mga bar dito at sa Philadelphia na ang byaning puta alas 9 pa lang wala nang tao, naguwian na mga tibolya! Ayun walang tao ako lang!!! Ano kayang ginagawa nila sa bahay nila? Nagbuburda? Hahaha!!! You see kasi, kaya ako ganito dahil palake ako ng bakla? Kaya pariwara ako? Hmmm… It could be… But anyways… Ayon sa aking observation ha, these lesbians here sa club na to they just come and go as in order ng isa tapos uwi ano yon? *Uhaw ka ba neng?* Kaya kung mag bi-bisnis kayo never-ever think ang lesbian bar/club dahil lecheng mga tibo to ayaw ata gumastos at talagang lalangawin ang iyong bisnis! GrrrrrRrrrrRrrrr…

Single on Valentines day? Not a problem! Call me, 1-800-TRANNYLIVE

So anyways, since I been recently single and not really looking [bwaahahaha] the other day was online and was reading personals on the net. I can really tell the difference between straight female sexuality and gay female sexuality in a personals ad. Like a gay female personals ads goes something like – single, 41, seeks slender lady for loooooonggggg conversations, must like whale watching, long walks at the beach and foreign films, non-smoker a plus [~~~ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzzzz snore~~~] (B-O-R-I-N-G) A straight female ads is like – wanted a$$ bandit! [Kaya naman ang lola nyo, straight ang hanap ever hehehe!!!]

I may be single, but I am definitely going to get that some-some no matter what that some-some something is… That the stupid in loves are gettin’ get it?

Since love is in the air? Ayan kunwari daw sweet ako, kaya me-i-post ng ka-swetan bwhehehe…

I like kissing people I love, kissing them is one way of showing my affection and feelings that I have for them… [Ayan na miss ko bigla yong lola ko --- yong amoy na binabalikbalikan ko, yong hmmm amoy bengay hehehe.]

Babe? Babe? Babe? Alam mo — miss na miss na kita. Miss ko nang mga yakap mo at ang tamis ng iyong halik, ahhhhh

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