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I miss her during the days that she doesn’t get drop off at my workplace.

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I’ll take care of you
Don’t be sad, don’t be blue
I’ll never break your heart in two

I’ll take care of you
I’ll kiss your tears away
I’ll end your lonely days
All that I’m really tryin’ to say
Is I’ll take care of you

I want you to know that I love you so
I’m proud to tell the world you’re mine
I said it before, I’ll say it once more
You’ll be in my heart ’til the end of time

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please handle it with care… *Mr. Postman?*

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Anything that you hold on too tightly, will slip through your fingers…

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and I’ll shoe mine… (Sabi nila bisaya man daw ak, wa man silang ibidins!)

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I have been in a massive job haunt for days now. Yes po Pepe Bahaghari inyong linkod [Copying Mike Enriquez tone and accent.] still jobless pa din waaaaaaaaaa well at least hindi ako loveless no bweheheh… *Kahit na $5.00 na lang ang laman ng aking checking eh may nagmamahal pa din sa akin… LOLS!*

Imagine ultimo casting calls hindi ko na pinalalagpas *Malay mo naman maging sikat na artista ako?* [Wala lang open naman ako. And besides sinong Asiana ba ang sikat bukod kay Hello Kitty? Footah yang pusang yan ni walang bibig and could not even say HI BACK TO YOU after you saying HELLO KITTY eh sumikat, ako pa kaya?] Casting calls para sa mga ihuhulog sa hagdan o yong mga sinasampal sa movies ganun bwehehe… Hindi naman ako pang SOAP.net or mala Chloe Lane sa ‘Days of our lives no’ Hehehe… I may not be like Chloe Lane pero ang acting ko noong isang araw mala Aubrey Hepburn sa ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ hehehe… WINNER kung WINNER! You know I am not that choosy. Basta wag lang tipong adult entertainment lols… Wala akong talent jan gaya ni Tera Patrick

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Single on Valentines day? Not a problem! Call me, 1-800-TRANNYLIVE

So anyways, since I been recently single and not really looking [bwaahahaha] the other day was online and was reading personals on the net. I can really tell the difference between straight female sexuality and gay female sexuality in a personals ad. Like a gay female personals ads goes something like - single, 41, seeks slender lady for loooooonggggg conversations, must like whale watching, long walks at the beach and foreign films, non-smoker a plus [~~~ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzzzz snore~~~] (B-O-R-I-N-G) A straight female ads is like - wanted a$$ bandit! [Kaya naman ang lola nyo, straight ang hanap ever hehehe!!!]

I may be single, but I am definitely going to get that some-some no matter what that some-some something is… That the stupid in loves are gettin’ get it?

Since love is in the air? Ayan kunwari daw sweet ako, kaya me-i-post ng ka-swetan bwhehehe…

I like kissing people I love, kissing them is one way of showing my affection and feelings that I have for them… [Ayan na miss ko bigla yong lola ko — yong amoy na binabalikbalikan ko, yong hmmm amoy bengay hehehe.]

Babe? Babe? Babe? Alam mo — miss na miss na kita. Miss ko nang mga yakap mo at ang tamis ng iyong halik, ahhhhh

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NO, I am not dating an FA as in Flying Atchay now… NO-NO-NO! OMG mag-vavalentines na naman at talang kahit saan ako tumingin sa paligid ko, wala akong makita kundi lahat sila tukaan ng tukaan ano ba? Wala ba kayong mga kwarto?

As for me I had my first ever ever ever kissie when I was 14, (pigil pa yon!) takot kasi ako eh, sabi ng mga magulang ko pag-nakipaghalikan daw ako majojontis ako? Ekkkk eh di sana sang dosena na anakis ko ngayon no? Pwede ba! Hehehe…

At sa mga di nakakaalam I don’t like kissing ng nakapikit no, malay ko ba kung hehehe kinukupitan na ako noong kahalikan ko? LOLS!

Magsipsipan ba ng ngalala in public?

O diba? Kahit kulang na lang kawayan, manzanas at sarsa ni Mang Tomas nagmamahalan naman sila? Kainis grrrrrr… Nagmamahalan sila kahit ganyan sila!

As for me wala pa akong valentines gift sa aking bitter half… After valentines day ko sya bibilihin, para 70% off hehehe…

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