Diwatang Byaning

I been looking for this show for quite sometime! This is one hella of a show on t.v. na talagang pinanonood ko lang lalo na kung urat na urat na ako sa paulit-ulit na ka-chakkahan na mga palabas sa cable! But then, na-kaka-adik tong si Eleanor she’s sooooo funny! Nakakatawa sya ng sobra - ROTFL!!!

Walang ginawa yang bubaitang yan kung di mamasyal, kumain at mag convert ng Yen to Peso (sa Japan!) sa twing maglalabas ng pera - ka-lurki! *Kamustahin naman natin diba? Talagang gumaganun sya pramis! Mamatay man patay kong kuko sa paa…*

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As I could remember Eleanor would buy something errrr well she buyr anything from the any random store that she see and will elaborate what she’s doing with it, like when she bought that Ramune (Japanese soda) inilatha (Syet ang lalim noon!) nya na agad mula sa pagbukas ng bote hanggang sa kanyang paglagay ng bote sa kanyang bibig at hanggang matikman nya ito - at syemrers pa kung magkano ito sa Yen at conversion nito sa Piso! *Talagang gumaganun sya!* Lakas ng powers di ko kinakaya talaga kakatawa —- since then I became an avid fan and so are my friends too, of Eleanor (OW TOWKOW!) and I am soooo glad that she made my day - again! *Smiles na may halong ka-plastikan*

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Will it be an issue for Joey Vento owner of the “Best DAW Philly shitty-shitty cheese steak” ekkkk ewww if somebody cut to the front line of his famous daw cheese steak store na nilalangaw? I don’t think so! And would never thought of that - cause his cheese steak sucks wit or witout! How in the world I can cut thru the line? If there’s no line? Earth to Joey! Cause according to the definition of illegal and legal immigrantsis that the legal waited in the line and the illegal cut thru that line stayed in America and broke the law ecklachuchu.

Is this a sign of an entrepreneur wanna be politician? A-GAIN *On a heavy Mexican accent!*Manny Villar istatue?

What ef I do fund raising to deport Joey Vento for the crime of errr selling the most sucky yuckie cheese steak wit or witout pweeee!

I dunno if Joey Vento has issues with immigRANTS - back in 2006 he had a sign upfront his windows saying “This is America, when ordering speak English” wow pare bigat!

So back to the issue Mr. Vento wit or witout brains, definitely the latter, is supporting Arizona state law (And in FA-Q he even made a fund raising noh!) in regards to throwing out all the illegals out of the said state (It’s not federal noh! So I cun’t say in the kwantri.) Soooooo, hmmm does this apply to all illegals (I prefer undocumented!!!) or just the brown skinsssss only? Hmmmm… Hmmmm… Hmmmm… At isa pang hmmm…

Another quarter of my penny - I say let’s BOYCOTT GENO’S steak!!! Now na! Joey Vento you suck just like your cheese steak!

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Panalo! Pasok sa Japan and view ditech sa aming bagong balai! Kaya di nag-u-update? Ekkkkk mali!

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Holidays came by and now my birthday is fast approaching sa Enero, *Singing mode* Pebrero, Marso, Abril, Mayo, Hunyo, Hulyo, Agosto, Syetembre, Oktubre, Nobyembre, Disyembre lubi-lubi (What the F is lubi-lubi? Used to sing this song noon sa mababang paaralan sa aming Ovarrio.) - Enero malapit na diba?

It’ll be my 26th birthday and every year during holidays and at this time I update my wish list, wala lang baka kasi, may lukaret na may magbigay ng nasa listahan ko hahaha, so far walang lukresya na nasakay sa trip ko, but hey there’s really no harm in trying diba? Ika nga try lang ng try… Ganun eh?

It’s so pathetic noh! Just like Bisita Iglesia and Rehoboth beach — Wish list has been in my tradition, every year I update this wish lish and up to now it is still a freakin’ Bernadette Sembrano ‘wish ko lang’ list - anlala footah!

Still wanting this fisheye lens, kahit walang SLR keber ko! As I always say, tsaka ko na pro-problemahin kung saan ko sya ikakabit no.

Di kelangan ng abcDLSR, wala sa camera yan nasa talent! Hahaha… Aray ko syet! *Tamaan wag sana magalit bwehehehe…*

But seryuslee I don’t really need all this things noh. I have everything pucha - what more could I aks for? Nada! Wala na… Y’all see I am living below poverty line which is $.99 cents a day - isang burger ng Roy Rogers? Tapos ang soda sa kinabuksan na iinumen from the dollah store $.35cents - wow I am richer by $64cents no. Hahaha… Anlufet, syet… Well my foint is — One can live richly and money has nothing to do with it — all this time sa haba ng sinulat ko at pasakalye ko yan lang naman ang gusto kong sabihin eh — Thehehehehe…

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My dreams into reality — slogan doon sa isang spa sa tapat ng aming favrica… Hmmm binibnili nga nila tong photo na to, kaya lang daw may konting problema, magaspang daw masyado yong kamay ng mowdel! Para daw kamay ng magsasaka - di uubra. Sayang!

Just smelling the flowers rather

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[I Feel like am walking on clouds…]

There’s nothing more blissful, than

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I’ve been in hell for almost errrr 10 months ata, (vacations, day offs, rendezvous not counted lol.) parang sangol na di mailabas-labas sa sinapupunuan ampotah ganun katagal overdue na. Sabi ko nga yong bahay ko noon parang nasa Jalalabad/Chechnya/Iran/North Korea/Peshawar/Impiyerno sabay ikot sa purgatoryo sabay balik ulit ng Jalalabad/Chechnya/Iran/North Korea/Peshawar ugh… Everyday in that span of 10 months hmmm exxag siguro hmmm 8 months sige na nga! I’ve been losing 10 lbs of ego/5 kilos of self-esteem/10 tons of confidence everyday. Trulala!!! Syet.

Home, home, home, oh home! Wheeeeeeeee - psshhht… Priceless! *You really get what you pay for, kaya kung hindi ka nagbabayad ng renta — sigaw ang abot mo bwahahaha! For reals…*

Naalala ko noon, kung saan-saan ako natutulog. Ganun kung saan na lang dapuan ng antok. Minsan sa upuan sa mall (Napagod kakalakad? O walang pang shopping?) sa lobby ng Bally not so total fitness at kung saan-saan pa! But now I can say - loud and froud Am here, Am queer get use to it! that I found home, I am much more happier and at peace - I feel hole again…

Others may prefer their home to have a dash of Balinese or Japanese eklachuchu in it… I prefer mine, Filipiniana! Sariling atin… Of course, love your own!

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Ugh, a beer simply won’t do it - I had a really-really-really rough day! (Sakit sa ulo!) But it’s all good now — aalis na ako dito sa tarbahu pagpitada ng ala seis!, which is now na!!! Hmmm cranberry vodka greygoose *Hahaha, kala mo tumador eh?*

Happy Friday y’all - Later bitches!!!

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Ano yon bulate, bakterya, mikrobyo? Ackkk - Today as I wake up sa mala motmot kong room [Kasi ang aking windows may shutter, sosyal? Parang feeling ko nga nasa Anito ako eh. Mapa-umaga/gabi sa akin gabi lagi shhheet!] Ang putla ko na nga, di nasisikatan ng araw?

So anyways para on topic! Nagising ang lola na in peace (yong wala akong inintindi na kasama.) — and wala lang, I am sooooooo soooooooo sooooo thankful! Na tahimik eklachuchu na yung buhay ko, yong ganun ba? For 8 months grabe just picture this - daig ko pa ang pumunta sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay umikot sa imperno ugh at sabay bumalik ulit sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay side trip sa North Korea bwahaha, just imagine kung paano at gaano yan…

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