Diwatang Byaning

From bottom of my heart, your all time favorite all American ghel - diwatang_byaning! (Have fun! Just a ghey friendly reminder, don’t do drugs! DO DRAG!)

The economy’s still down, food prices are up and we’re still at war in Iraq? BUT it’s July 4th… SO HAVE FUN!

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Geez, this is not another episode of Chef Bobby Flay!

Hot off the grill - sausage kabobs - of course sausage (kaya nga sausage kabobs diba?, peppers (yellow, green and orange - kulang na lang blue at pink buo na ang bioman hahaha), muchrooms (3 lang tinipid ko, ang mahal nyan no, parang ginto - imagine for 6 pcs nitong portobello it’s whooping $5 ANO DAW?), at shempre onions alot of onins. - Anong sinabi ng tinda ni Mohamad jan sa kanto? WALA!
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Parang buhay?

I may not be summering in some island in the Caribbean or in the Mediterranean - (Iraq? Iran? Afganistan?) HAHAHA!!!
But most definitely I am enjoying my time , wherever I am =]
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For I write reviews about identity and fraud protection companies, and yet here I am…

A few weeks ago, I was doing online banking with Bank of America, at my surprise there is an unfamiliar charge, it’s almost $200 and I don’t remember that I have used that card lately (at that time when it happened) not in my knowledge that I have used that card with an amount of almost $200 - I called them immediately and asked for that certain charge. [Now, I don’t really remember using that card after purchasing some toys at fantasy world *hahaha* that was the last time I know that I have use that credit card. KY jelly doesn’t cost that MUCH!] lols…

I was really happy with Bank of America’s service - it is quite a service! They’ve remove that charge (unauthorized charge) immediately - after being on the phone with them for 5 long hours hahaah!
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It’s sad but I truly miss her majesty HRH Mam’ ChuvaChienes (WHAT? YOU a royalty now? Since when?) I miss you, I hope you really come home this Friday! [May you have the safest trip ever!] It’s really boring here without you! (I will be cooking your favorites those ever-ever greasy Filipino delicacy lols)

See all that liqueurs? It’s all been sitting in our not so “fancy” counter top for a month now - waiting for you….
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Of Tyson Foods, to sponsor the US Olympic Teams! By sponsoring, Tyson has provided all United States team members with a hot pot, a power adaptor, recipes and replenishable pouches of chicken that they can take to international qualifying events over the next few months…

O diva ang taray! Shempre naman no, our team needs energy para todo na ito! Ano bang makakain sa China? Panay Chinese food sa fast food?, Malamang may formalin? HAHAHA… Kaya they decided to ship tons and tons of meat doon? (Uyyy, KK… Wag kang magalit sa akin ha? lols.) Actually athletes needs food with a quality of high protein that is essential to their performance. Naman korakness!
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You must be kiddin’ me! But on second thoughts she, [Amy Gutmann - President] is well deserved for that $1.1M compensation, that she received last year, for running one of the most prestigious universities [University of Pennsylvania] in the country is no easy task…

Honestly speaking, Yes - I think - I feel - I am well taken care by UPenn (Wharton!)
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30 Minute Meals, Tasty Travels and $40 a Day by Rachel Ray! [Ngek, baka ma-hate crime na naman ako ng mga hater lovers ko ulit nito…] You see me and one of my harem’s still has this hung uber, remember last Saturday, that “Kwentong Saudi” OMG, katuwan lang po, naglaro kami ng eye-for-an-eye [As in nagtitigan kami, hanggang ang isa sa amin eh makurap.] Graveh, nakakagutom pala iyon… Kaya ito…

Sucuk (Turkish Sausage) with onions and peppers [Ahhh, hot-hot-hot, sarap] Promise, after mo kainin itong dish na ito eh “Melon ka ng amoy” sa daming sibuyas nyan, ewan ko na lang kung hindi baktolin ang kumain nito! HAHAHA!!! Pero panalo sa sarap ang sibuyas na ito! Mind you guys, I don’t put tak-tak-tak ajinomoto on anything that I cook, kasi narinig ko na nakaka-panot “daw” iyon!

You wanna see my Lebanese Blond server? Sino kaya? Si Princess Jasmine from Aladdin? O si Sarah Balabagan ng ako’y minsan mong inangkin? Hmmm…

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Last Saturday and Sunday I/WE was really worried. I know by heart that one of my loyal couriers is supposed to comeback from the Philippines with all that goodies that I have told her to bring. (Daing, Dangit, Tuyo, Tinapa at Lucban Longanissa) I have been calling her since 2PM Eastern time Saturday, but there is no answer… That really made me and my Nueva Yorka Amigas worried, for we don’t know where the hell is that courier and the “good stuff” that we told her to bring us hehehe…

I even called the airlines and could not provide me further information on her whereabouts ugh… *Hindi kaya na chorva na sa customs, dahil sa mga kontrabandong dala nya?*
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As soon as I got up, I took a quick shower, and drank 2 cups of coffee. (Kelangan ko ng matinding kabog sa dibdib!) My plan was to work out first. But since I got up a little late (dahil late na ako natulog na naman) mga past 9 am na late na at wala na akong time… Gusto kong matapos ng maaga for I have a family affair mamayang konti, dinner daw at formal-formalan (porma pwede?) HAHAHA…

I am such a geek (ngek!)

*Puts on my French Maid Suit*
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