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PUNYETA!!!

Bakit naman walang nag-warning sa akin na para palang tubig pala ang pera dito??? *Taken from Ate Vi’s dialogue in Anak.

Need travel tips? Dito ka na! Ika nga ni Tita Mega Shawie *Talagang trip kita, sakay na!*

Dami kong natutuhan sa bakasyon na ito, isa na dito ang…

MMNMKM – Hehehe for short ito ang ibig sabihin nyan Mahiyaing Makapal Na Manggagantso Kung Makakalusot! Leche flanggggganita madaming ganito sa Pinas kaya mag-ingat lang po mga kapwa turista – sumbong natin sila kay ‘Tulfo’!

Eksampol 1. I-tinoro kami ng tricycle driver ng half-day somewhere in Northern Luzon it’s a stop and go, stop and go, stop and go cheverlyn. Kasi nga pinasyalan namin lahat ng cave doon punyeta pare-parehas lang naman, although ka-enjoy naman, pero kung sasamantalahin ka di yan ka-enjoy ha! Tanungin nyo kung magkano ang damage sa tricycle on that stop and go x 10 lol charing mga 5 lang ata at half-day toro lang yan.

Tumataginting na 1,000 pesoses. (Taga diba? Sobra!) Hahahaha muntik na akong himatayin sa gulat sa laki ng damage ha. Taga kung taga! Anong kala nya sa akin walking US$? Porket alam nya na taga U$ ka, ganun? (FYI, di ko ni-re-release yang FAQ na yan. Hahaha di ko ipapahamak ang sarili ko ng ganun ha. It happened na pinsan nya sa kuko ang isa sa mga kakilala ko dito sa Ovarrio.)

Ang may sala sya din ang salarin!

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Tandaan ang plakang itechi agbayani kung ayaw mataga at maging victim! *Ouch!!!*

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Customer: Magkano po?

Driver: Ahhhh *Kamot-ulo* ahihihih…

Customer: Magkano nga ulit?

Driver: Ahhhhhiiiii (May kasamang hiya… With a smile ng aso.)

Customer: Magkano nga? Di ko kasi alam ang takbuhan dito…

Driver: Ahhhh… Hehehe… (May kasamang smile ~~~ at hanggang tengga sya!)

Customer: Baling ang atensyon sa isa sa mga kasamahan ng driver isa sa mga malayong kamaganak as in relathieves sya ng kakilala ko dito sa Ovarrio. (Isa ding mangangantso ang futah!)

Middle man: *Sabay senyas* Itinuro ang hintuturo *Sabay bulong ng* [Isang kiaw...] nahihiya kasi tong magsabi eh (Referring the driver…) *Sambit ng middle man.*

Customer: Bakit sya nahihiya? Anong dapat ikahiya? (Yan ang mga tanong ko sa sarili ko ng sandaling iyon…) Nakahubad ba sya? Umeebak ba sya sa plato nya? Kinakain nya ba sarili nyang ebak? Nanlake ang aking mga mata at di ko sure kung tama ba ang pagkakaintindi ko kasi nga lahat sila tila mahiyain pero nang-de-dengoy na. *Sa isip ko lang. * Isang daan ba o isang libo? Isang libo nga ata!!! E, hehehe kung ako man ang mamang driver, mahihiya din ako sa balat ko ang KAPAL!

Middle man: O kasama na din jan ang pamasko… (As in may hirit na ganun? As in close ba tayo??? Bakit may pamasko? Inaanak ba kita?)

Secret Service -At shempre Bentambling din si Jose C. Sison; Kapag May Katuwiran, Ipaglaban Mo!!!

Eksampol 1. Kumain kami sa Triple V as in doon sa Dad’s, Saisaki, Kamayan at Paahan leche! Di naman masarap syet ~~~ After kumain na sight nila atashi at watashi ang moist towelette. Eh di malamang saan pa ba yon para, diba? Di pinamunas na namin. Nang makita ang cheat mula sa waiter, laking gulat namin na may charge na 8.00Php – OMG as in Oo May Ganun talaga, as in gumaganun talaga! Chi-narge kami sa paggamit ng nasabing tuwalyalita. Hahaha, tinawag ang head waiter at tinanong ang nasabing hidden charge na itech…

Customer: Ano po tong 8.00Php na ito?

Waiter: Yong towelette po.

Customer: May charge pala sya? Di ko alam eh, sana diba nilagyan nyo na kapag ginamit may bayad!

Waiter: *Sabay kamot sa ulo sa baba, sabay inamoy pa. Hahaha.* Errrggg, pangit naman po na ilalagay namin na kapag ginamit nyo may charge.

Customer: Ahhh ganun ba? Kaya charge nyo na lang kami ng hindi namin alam? Di ba mas pangit yon?

Waiter: *Di naka-imik ang hamak na taga bigay ng secret service na ito.*Binura na lang nya ang walong piso sa cheatshit nya… Heheheh.

Hehehe, *Kamut ulo, sabay kagat-labi.* eh kung makakalusot – lulusot talaga… Pero di nakalusot ang nasabing restauran sa mga ellofanggang customer. Kaya sorry na lang! Sa uulitin… That is kung meron pa?

Kung ako naman sa Triple V, bakit di na lang sila maglagay ng X10 na Evat leche o service fee? May kagaguhan pang ganun? Ano ba? Imberna ha! Kahit hindi ka na-inom ng kape magkakaron ka ng kaba sa dibdib mo about that hidden charge. Hehehe buti 8.00Php pero paano nga kung mas mataas na sa 8.00Php ang hidden charge ng secret service na ito? Ahhh malamang baka mag-amok na ako doon sa Glorietta!

Negosyo – In your fez. Di na kailangan imemorice iyan.

Eksampol 1. Upon arrival in Caticlan (Well I got the prepaid boat and land transfers roundtrip, para wala nang aberya!) We was picked up by someone from Boracay Tropics, he got our luggages from Caticlan and transfered it to the tricycle. He came with us from the airport to the jetty port at ang hitad na ito di man lang nagpaalam basta na lang ibinigay ang bagahe sa isa sa mga porter para isakay sa bangka… Laking gulat namin ng sinisilgil na kami ng porter, bayad daw namin pagpapabuhat ng bagahe? Huh? Ako nagpabuhat sayo? Kelan? Ang gagung taga Boracay Tropics ibinigay pala sa porter – gagu! Syet di naman kasalanan ng porter yon, pero sasabihin ko sana eh di yong taga Boracay Tropics ang singilin mo! Huwag ako lol. dahil binigyan ko na sya… NAKAKAIRITA yong pagpapasa-pasahan ang bag mo, negosyo sobra… Dami kailangan bigyan ng TIP yong nagbuhat sayo originally tapos bibigyan mo pa yong inutusan nila tapos yong inutusan nila may inutusan din lecheng NEGOSYO yan o!

Expectant – Parang buntis korak as in expectant mothers lols. As in di ka nila lulubayan hanggat di mo sila na aambunan ng tippanya! PSBNASPa Simpleng Bulok Naman Ang Style aksaktimo!!! Nakakainis sobra.

Eksampol 1. At bakit nga naman ako magbibigay ng TIP sayo? May hiningi ba akong serbisyo mo? Binuhat mo ba mga bagahe ko? Kung hindi lahat ang sagot dito – then no TIP! Asa ka pa! (Ang nakakainis dito nangunguna pa sayo, diba? Pinangungunahan ka na di ako aalis sa muka mo *As in inyourfez!* Kung di ka maglalabas ng andalucia jan! Di nya verbally na sinabi yan. Pero SYET-SYET-SYET Elvie (Tago na lang natin sya sa kanyang tunay na pangalan shhhhsss…. Bwahaha… Tandaan si Diwa kapag inurat, mas murat pa sa urat!) denelayed nya kami sa pag alis sa Norte para ano? Makalibre ng pasahi pa-Maynila pwe what-not! Asar ha! Gusto mo pala ng andalucia eh gusto mo pala ng PAMASKO daming pasikot sikot di derechahan – ayan diyan na nalabas ang MAHIYAIN PERO MAKAPAL NAMAN PALA… Gush Abelgush! As in ayaw nya kami paalisin – alis na alis na kami no, as in gusto nya sya masunod at magplano sa bakasyon namin doon as in doon sa Norte, denelay nya kami ng denelay yon lang pala ang pakay – di na lang nagsabi… Dami pasikot-sikot! Paikot-ikot sobra… Isa lang pala pakay! Asan na ang BAYANIHAN? Que barbaridad!!!

Pootah ka kusa kang sinamahan kami kala namin for the goodness of your heart pero pailalim ka leche! Mas nag enjoy ka pa nga sa mga caves at pasyal-pasyal. Libre lahat ang entrance mo then ganun pa gagawin mo? Gagu! (Wala naman kasing gaguhan, kung nagpakaayos sana sya na di parang Kapal Muks baka may konsederasyon pa.) At hindi ako nanunumbat na kesyo-kesyo. Asar na lang.

Note from the blahgah: Objective of this entry is to inform all bakasyonista, turista, parlorista, elitista, sabunggera eklachuchu – yo no soy marinero; mechado-menudo-afritada. Whom in the future might plan to be on the same situation. *Thehehe, talagang i-pli-nano bang madengoy ka no?*

And to partially end this entry I will leave you all (Yong 6 na readers ko; which includes me.) This, ~~~Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa nya! Kung may nagpapaloko, naturalmente may manloloko.

Bwahahaha…

Ito pala ang mas matindi —- Mahiyain pala ako. As in mahiyain! Nahihiya ako manabla o diba, yan pala yong natatago kong ka-baitan syet! Mahirap kasi minsan yong ang daming kesyo-kesyo kiaw-kiaw so para walang usap i-give in ko na, kahit ayaw ko; sige na nga eto na, pero MALI – at ang isang kamalian ay di matutuwid ng isa pang ka-malian ~~~ Iboto nyo po ako running for first lady! Syet…

Lastly but surely maginat lagi sa mga mapagsamantala kaya ang i-press release OFW ka! Pasok yan sa banga. *Kaka press release ko na OFW ako, ayun pinaalis naman ako sa pool sa Cebu, kasi naka long eslebs ako! Hmmm bakit yong Koreana di nila pinaalis? Naka maong at long eslebs din naman sya ah?* Eh bakit ba walang pakialaman – ayaw ko umitim no, kaya kanyang trip lang yan! Ibang klase no? Gets nyo ka-Ovarrio??? So saan ba ako talaga lulugar??? Dito ba??? O dito ba? O ditoooooo ba???

Ob kors may follow up itechi agbayani! ABANGAN… Heheh di pa ako inaatake sa puso, all is well, minsan nakakainis lang dami kailangan lagyan at padulasan… This is my second trip to the Philippines, kala ko noong una ko pwede ko palusutin, dala na din ng pagka hilo (18 hours kaya byahe? Lol.) pero ganun ata na talaga mga Pilipino ngayon… Tsk, sayang… Asan na yong mabuting loob ng mga Pilipino? Yong kusa? Yong kultura??? Asan na sila??? *Drinks my Lipitor…*

HOMO Improvement!

OMG! Sa wakas ha, naka kuha na din kami ng aming last renter (Pang 15 ulo, na nakaukupa sa 2 bedroom ekkk ekkk luxury apartment ditech sa cuidad!) Shifting nga ang pagtulog diba??? Hahaha luxury apartment ek-ek na panay tarima na double deckers lol!

Kaya naman mga ka-Ovarrio ang ateng nyo improving na – may internet connection na sa wakas, naka-afford na din!

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(Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk at isa pang matinding ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk from the top of my lungs!) Naka pc na lang? Ang cheaaaaaaaappppweee!

Ito muna ang update for now kasi GTG na dahil may nakatok  — baka potential bed spacer ampootah hehehe. Bablich!

A second chance for juvie lifers?

Are you fucking kiddin’ me???

INPUT: What they did is inhumane! It was an adult act of a cold blooded killer, therefore they should be tried as adults!!!

Juvies who committed premeditated and brutal murders should remain incarcerated!!! I say NO to parole within 15 years of incarceration… I don’t believe in redemption and as well as rehabilitationwhat another 2.2 million from taxpayer$ monie$?

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I’ll take care of you

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I’ll take care of you
Don’t be sad, don’t be blue
I’ll never break your heart in two


I’ll take care of you
I’ll kiss your tears away
I’ll end your lonely days
All that I’m really tryin’ to say
Is I’ll take care of you

I want you to know that I love you so
I’m proud to tell the world you’re mine
I said it before, I’ll say it once more
You’ll be in my heart ’til the end of time

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Bayanihan Fund Drive: Donate to Ondoy Flood Victims

“Ondoy brought a month’s worth of rain to Metro Manila in one day,” no wonder hanggang leeg ‘daw’ ang baha doon sa aming baranGHEY! *Leeg nino, ni Mahal at Mura?* My kuya called Saturday morning saying that there is a baha and he cannot save the piano anymore since hes just by himself and 1 helper.

I did not imagine that it’s that worst, not until last night while partying with the ‘butse gang’ I got a call from my kuya’s ‘friend daw’ na ultimo ‘laugh tough daw’ eh hindi na save! HAHAHA – laugh tough na lang hindi pa na save? Well he was still asleep sumakabilang bahay? I dunno… When it started to rain non-stop. His car was damaged with all that flood water, yong interior ha and it happens that his notebook was in his car ugh!!! — Nakalimutan ilikas? Ewan ko ba!!!

I am still thankful that nothing bad happened to my family in the PI! *sighs*

Here is the map that shows where most urgent cases need rescue. if you are near the said areas please try to help or if you know anyone who needs help please do call or inform the mergency hotlines:

National Disaster Coordinating Committee
911-1406 / 911-1873 / 911-1906 / 911-5061 / 912-0984 / 912-2665 / 912-3046 / 912-5296 / 912-5668

Help hotlines: 734-2118 / 734-2120

Bureau of Fire Protection, National Capital Region
729-5166 / 410-6254 / 413-8859 / 407-1230

Bureau of Fire Protection, Region III (Central Luzon)
Hotline (045) 9634376

Philippine Coast Guard
527-6136

Red Cross
143 / 911-1876 / 527-0000

Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA)
136 / 896-6000

Taguig emergency hotline
1623

Meralco
16220 / 0917-5592824 / 0920-9292824

Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. emergency hotlines
for dumptrucks going to flooded areas for rescue of stranded people:
0917 4226800 / 0917 2414864 / 0927 6751981

Sen. Dick Gordon (Philippine National Red Cross)
Please send address of stranded friends/family to
09178997898 / 0938444BOYSHOW CAN YOU HELP 

You can send in your donations in cash or in kind at the following links:


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What I don’t know won’t hurt ME!

But what if I knew something? *NAGTATAKSIL ANG GELPREN KO???*

I have been really ‘faithful to everything’ may it be a friend asking me kung fanget sya at kung fanget sya – I would honestly say right into her face, fanget mo! [HAHAH] that’s how faithful I am! Not just that… I am so faithful to my manicurista, parlorista, facialista and most of all I have been really reallly really to the 9th power to Ballys and to T-mobile!

Sometimes being faithful to ‘others’ doesn’t mean that they’re going to give you back the favor!

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LSS: Finding Out the Hard Way

I have been humming, singing this song [in the bathroom...] ever since I got back from Manila… *Hang0ver? Sa Parilya???* Hahaha… Actually! Miss ko na mga chikas doon… *Sabay snap ng fingerz.*

I can’t take all the blame, now can I
It takes more than one to lose
Such a fine line
That lies between that holds together
I’ll turn the night to turn the tide
Whoa, whoa, and I’m findin’ out the hard way
It’s gonna take some tears, a little bit of heartache
We’re like islands in the stream
Watchin’ all our dreams start to fade, fadin’ away…

Sorry walang updates as in “updates” maybe tomorrow istoryan ko kayo (How I was drugged, last July 3rd!) Busy sa hanapbuhay, busy sa training — pootah wala pang review yan. Lecheng buhay to – wala na akong kapanahon-panahong mag braid ng buhok ko! *Habang nag papaputok ng super lolo!* [May internet connection na din ako sa wakas] Simula kasi ng umalis ako sa Chateu ChuvaChienes which is about 3 months ago eh pucha sa library lang ako nakiki-internet grrr…

Y’all wish me luck tomorrow!, For I have a job interview, sana naman *Crosses fingerz* – Magustuhan ko sila! Hahaha – REALLY!

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Farewell Summer!

With thousands of people headed to the shore for the last weekend in summer I diwatang byaning aka YoungCan decided to cook for my friends.

Uhg I’d rather cook than go to the shore! (And that’s exactly what I did yesterday!) Who goes to shore (Ocean city, Atlantic city, Barnegat etc. etc. etc anyways? With all that crappy hypodermic needles, gauze and other medical waste you don’t want to know floating around it? Uhg never mind!

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Here kitty-kitty… Puuuuurrrrr

The week was indeed full of headlines such as – suicide bombings in the Middle-East, presidential politics and the like and Ohhh a cat that has captured the nation’s attention. [If there is PuppyLove, there is PussyLove as well!]

It turns out, that the economy is the reason a 44-pound cat was found lumbering the streets of New Jersey became homeless.
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