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Archive: Pretentious

Kaya ko to!

As in KTYT (Keep Telling Yourself That!!!) Hahahaha…

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Hahaha natatawa ako sa pektur na to *Dyslexic ampootah* baligtad ang S? lol *Kamot-ulo* (On a shout out mode) Diiiinnggg ang bato BILIS! Anyways pansinin ang dibdib ni diwata? Anong napansin nyo? Para bang dibdib ng matipunong majic? Bwahahahah! (Kung may ibang nakapansin non bukod sa akin, bigyan ko kayo ng lobo at bebelgum!) Wapak!

Moments like this I really want to be super… Super sexy, super ganda, super witty, super gorgeous, super bait – master bait it is!!! (Lol) super star? Ekkkkk…

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Great dinner!

Yan ang walang hanap-buhay, pa-dinner-dinner na lang! Hahaha…

Ampootah! Kapag ang tao talaga walang magawa sa buhay nya — lahat naiisip gawain… Cause yesterday afternoon – pootah nanahimik akong nagiinom, humahagikgik at nagiling [Kulang na lang cage, hahaha go-go na!] sa kitchen/bar ko ng biglang nag-ring and phone ko at may aabush ng bisita sa akin! His/Her Royal Ka-Chuvahan went here o diva — paano ba naman kasi, nabalik ako sa kanya – gusto ko ulit mamasukan sa kanya – nak ng teteng sabi ba naman sa akin gumawa ka muna ng dissertation bago kita employ ulit! Ano daw ang gagawin ko??? ANO?

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For a start

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Tell it to my heart [DUI]

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Dear Diwata,

First of all, let me greet you and your 5 readers a happy new year! Consider me as one of your 5 readers. I love reading your stories and inspiring advises of wisdom.

My dilemma is whenever I drink and get drunk I call my ex. It’s like a habit forming and it seems like I am enjoying this new addiction and at the same time I so feel low. What should I do? I want my ex back so bad. It’s like getting drunk now is my only way or excuse I have just to hear the other persons voice.

I hope you can read this letter before January 10, our supposed 7th monthsary. And lastly, can you please play NEED YOU NOW by Lady Antebellum for me. Thank you and looking forward for your urgent response. Please help me clear my mind.

Thank you in advance for taking time to read my story.
Cheverlyn

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Mga bekbek, andetrax na si atashi!

Pootah na-iimbei ako! *Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, erase-erase-erase!!!* Wala nang negative tots i-play ang vedeo sa baba… (Epektib naman…) Ganun!

Mga tivoli bars kaya pag nanood ng Paquiao game ganito rins kaya sila? Bwahahahaha… At para hindi ako nag wo-wonder, papa Pacquiao party ako tapos imbetahin ko mga repaks – and well see kung mag picharahan ang sangkaPARE-han. LOLs. Have a nice weekend… *Syet why am I nice like, pa nice – nice weekend pa akong nalalaman dito?* Syet hehehe ambait ko, kukunin na ata ako ni Lord! Syet~~~

HOMO Improvement!

OMG! Sa wakas ha, naka kuha na din kami ng aming last renter (Pang 15 ulo, na nakaukupa sa 2 bedroom ekkk ekkk luxury apartment ditech sa cuidad!) Shifting nga ang pagtulog diba??? Hahaha luxury apartment ek-ek na panay tarima na double deckers lol!

Kaya naman mga ka-Ovarrio ang ateng nyo improving na – may internet connection na sa wakas, naka-afford na din!

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(Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk at isa pang matinding ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk from the top of my lungs!) Naka pc na lang? Ang cheaaaaaaaappppweee!

Ito muna ang update for now kasi GTG na dahil may nakatok  — baka potential bed spacer ampootah hehehe. Bablich!

Trick or Treat: The Annual Henry David Ball

This is the time of the year again – where everyone’s going to dress whatever they want and show it off!

Every year I have a plethora of visitors nationwide searching for “Henry David Ball” and most of the searches are about “not having a ball this year” – I dunno where this gossip coming from! Guess what? I personally spoke to the founder/grand father of this said “Henry David Ball” himself Mr. Henry David yesterday afternoon! (Totoo, hindi ako nag-fe-feeling ha! As in fangako, mamatay man kapitbahay ko! Hehehe… But trulili nakausap ko talaga sya!) Of course there will be a “Henry David Ball’ this year 2010 at The Sheraton.

Remember boy and girls – Don’t come as you are; but come as you want to be. *Now let me strut my pootah red stap on.* Bwehehehe… Ahihihih…

Okay, Tagalog moments na itu – hinihingal na ako sa isang paragraph na yan!

At bakeeetttt ka nagtatas ng kilay sa mamula-mula kong stap-on? Eh kasi naman daw sabi ni Pantasha, nawawala sa puwistu ang iyong mala-pootah-pootah red curious case na strap-on mo…

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Ay syet natangal – palibhasa detachable kasi… Walang himala!

Me: Gurl, itali mo kaya ng lubed at idocktape mo kaya?

Tasha: Que barbaridad!

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Aparisyon ni Judiel Nieva na mala Nazareno sa Quiapo lol. Bad daw kasi ako…

Diwata in daring moments: Time space warp ngayon din!!!

Cast of Characters

Shaider – Ako yan! Equipped with my special moves at shempre may babylos din ako at blue hawk na motorsiklo, na maasahan sa oras ng pangangailangan – mga oras na sasambitin ni IDA ang mga katagang ANG TIME SPACE WARP NGAYON DIN *May puot sa kanyang boses.*

Annie – Yong babaeng kala mo eh kandita si Cory Aquino, lagi ding naka-dilaw? At pag nasipa na sya ampootah talaga namang napaka kinish *WINK-WINK-WINK* alam nyo na (May lambing sa dulo~~~)

Fu-ma Ley-ar – Yong isang lola sa BH na nagpaligo kay Annie. (Just like Fu-ma Ley-ar, panay muka lang din sya, laki kasi ng muka parang monay walang katawan! Hahaha (Syet, ang sama!) Hahaha.

IDA – Yan yong mga lola sa BH oo as in sa Batis Hane, na nagpaligo sa amin.

TIME SPACE WARP NGAYON DIN!

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I wonder where can I get a vinyl of this hahahahaha – I am dead seryus ano!

I am really a big fan of Rey Valera – Loved his songs… I.E If as in IFagfatawad mo *Bago kasi fustiso ko sa harap, dutch why…* And oh yeah I like the Maging sino ka man too!

Ang pag_ibig ay sadyang ganyan
Tiwala sa isa’t isa’y kailangan
Dati mong pag_ibig wala akong pakialam
Basta’t mahal kita kailan pa man
‘wag kang mag_isip ng ano pa man
Mga paliwanag mo’y di na kailangan
At kahit ano pa ang iyong nakaraan
Mamahalin kita maging sino ka man
Mahal kita pagka’t mahal kita
Iniisip nila ay hindi mahalaga
Mahal kita maging sino ka man — sino ka man? kahit chakaness? isipin ko muna ha… *Kamot-Ulo!* Ang weird, namula at uminit ang tenga ko hahaha that is like blushing for me. lol.

Pining Garcia series: Size does not matter!

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True that! But preference does, alot!!! Hmmm just like Jimboy and Mahal. It was never an issue for Mahal being a small person the real issue is Jimboy. Jimboy is not Jimboy – He is Jimgirl hahahaha!!!

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Pining Garcia series: Mood Swings

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