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S for spam bwahahaha!

I am quite pissed, as I got an email sent to me last Sunday - ng makita ko Lunes na. (To make a long story short, umaga na ng hinugot kasi! Hahaha…) While I was reading the email, I was in shock, surprised and in awe [Oh not really!]. *While scratching my head, sa taas!*

Back to the email para on topic, omg trulili nag orgasm akong tunay while reading it! (Kaya nga hindi ako nag-update ng blog ko kasi may hung-over pa ako? Hehehe.) Paano ba naman lahat, sumbat? Graveh na itoh. (Pero don’t worry, hindi kita babastushin. If you know what I mean. *WINK*) [Ibig sabihin nito matakot ka? Bwahaha. Charing lang!] Gentle dawg naman ako kahit na most of the time I speak and may look rough hahahah.

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I totally forgot that today is Dec. 16 ugh — Which reminds me of The annual Oblation run held at UP.

If my motha is only alive (A UP alumna/APO.) and could only see me, I bet she will be very froud of me. I am sure! *I just want to run all over Malacañang Palace or in Maguindanao lol sa harap ng mga Ampatuan potah syet… — Di kaya ako ilibing din ng buhay? Lol. While holding my uncut jurassic amplayang kulubot pa!* Pffft!

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10 alphas at work? Hmmmm… Hard, parang bato! *Sige magbatuhan tayong lahat ng stapler! Hahaha, pero… Hindi ako napatol sa mga nakakatanda sa akin. Kaya iilag na lang ako!* Dadaanin ko na lang sa [TIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] I will never submit… Never! *I swear, kumapal man ang buhok ko sa ilong.*

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True that! But preference does, alot!!! Hmmm just like Jimboy and Mahal. It was never an issue for Mahal being a small person the real issue is Jimboy. Jimboy is not Jimboy - He is Jimgirl hahahaha!!!

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Two Sundays ago I was in NY diba? *Talagang uber busy ang lola, biruin mo siam-saiam bago mai-post?* Hahaha… Pucha hindi pa ako tapos sa Manila trip at eto may hirit pa! Nakamput!

Sorry for this last update lol, hindi ako makapag-update — for days masakit at maga ang mga binti at mga daliri sa paa ko juiceko day! Ikaw na ang lumakad from 35th street tapos bumababa sa 28th street tapos bumalik ulit papanik sa uptown 53rd street to be exact? Hahaha… From 28th up to 53rd I was just walking looking for best halal food I can find - but luck’s on my side, there’s sabret hotdog. Ekkkkkkk sawa na ako sa hotdog, and in that sabret cart

they have halal like kabobs as well as knish, ayaw ko noon - shawarma ang craving ko! *Naalala ko bandang 40th something-something ko natikman yong masarap na shawarma…* Hindi ko lang talaga maalala kung saan doon, kaya naman sinuyod ko sya na parang kuto! *Kamot ulo!* [Ginawa ko nga kahapon, nakakalimutan ko… 5 years ago pa. Yes 5 years ago ko natikman banda doon sa 40th street something-something yong masarap na shawarma lol.]

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As I am watching the funeral procession of former President Cory Aquino in TFC - I was just amazed! It’s like I witnessed the people power in EDSA last 1986 noh, that brought democracy to many Filipino people. Graveh it’s like people power talaga. Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng ganitong karaming tao na sumisigaw ng Cory-Cory-Cory at nagtataas pa ng kamay nila ng Laban sign, habang nadaan ang kanyang labi sa bawat kanto ng ke-Meynilaan!

Thanks tita Cory for reestablishing democracy in the Philippines, if not for our ‘Laban’ Filipinos would still be under an abusive regime.

Salamat at Paalam po…

May na-hirit…

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Ipagpatawad nyo mga dakilang readers, at talagang busy ang lola, kaya hindi masyado maka-pag-update!

Daig ko pa ang all-around yaya! GrrrrRrrrRrrr… Sobrang dami ko lang talagang obligasyon ngayon - daig ko pa si Gloria Mandaraya Arroyo lol sa kabisihan to think hindi naman ako kakandidato bilang Prisidinti noh!

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My deepest sympathy goes to the family of the late Philippine president Corazon Aquino. A hero, a world-renowned advocate of democracy and peace, women’s empowerment, and religious piety.

May her soul rest in peace.

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But what if I knew something? *NAGTATAKSIL ANG GELPREN KO???*

I have been really ‘faithful to everything’ may it be a friend asking me kung fanget sya at kung fanget sya - I would honestly say right into her face, fanget mo! [HAHAH] that’s how faithful I am! Not just that… I am so faithful to my manicurista, parlorista, facialista and most of all I have been really reallly really to the 9th power to Ballys and to T-mobile!

Sometimes being faithful to ‘others’ doesn’t mean that they’re going to give you back the favor!

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Aside from some disappointments during my Pinas trip, there were happy moments too! (Paunawa lang po: Di po ako tatakbong Prisidinti sa 2010 elections for baranGHEY chairman noh! At lalong hindi ako PedoPILYA hehehe.) Thanks to Pusa author of I Heart Manila for accompanying me last June 7 during my half-day Manila City tour ang huling El Bimbo! [Pictures of Manila and my Pinas trip will be posted in WalkWithYoung.Com in a later time, jetlaggers pa po ang lola.]

While I was in Pinas, very observant po kasi ang lola nyo di nyo na itatanong hehehe. I noticed that most of the people there are happy and contended in what they have, in comparison with people here in the States… *Trulili, Eklavu at Ecklabert!*

Iba ang happyness sa Pinas comparaed dito sa Jameirika!
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