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Ano yon bulate, bakterya, mikrobyo? Ackkk - Today as I wake up sa mala motmot kong room [Kasi ang aking windows may shutter, sosyal? Parang feeling ko nga nasa Anito ako eh. Mapa-umaga/gabi sa akin gabi lagi shhheet!] Ang putla ko na nga, di nasisikatan ng araw?

So anyways para on topic! Nagising ang lola na in peace (yong wala akong inintindi na kasama.) — and wala lang, I am sooooooo soooooooo sooooo thankful! Na tahimik eklachuchu na yung buhay ko, yong ganun ba? For 8 months grabe just picture this - daig ko pa ang pumunta sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay umikot sa imperno ugh at sabay bumalik ulit sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay side trip sa North Korea bwahaha, just imagine kung paano at gaano yan…

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12/19/2009 - It snowed whole day/night non-stop, and it was a pretty much heavy snow. In fact it was up to the neck, kung si mahal yong tao diba? For me since matangkad ako? It’s up to my thighs hahaha nakaluhod kasi ako? [Ayaw na nga ako paalisin ng amo ko kahapon eh, natatakot na hindi mag call in ang tao ng Sunday, ang sagot ko - are you for real? Hahahaha… Kahit 20 feet ang snow uuwi ako, kahit maglakad ako ng nakaluhod. Am just not comfortable sleeping there. Takot mapagsamantalahan? Hahaha. Hindi din! Takot ako sa contamination!!! Hahahaha as in biohazardous stuffs… Ekkkk!]

Ngayon lang ako nagpala ng snow for a very longgggg period of time. At hindi na mauulit ito kasi next week lilipat na ulit ako sa condo wheeeeeeeee… *Ang sakit sa braso ang sakit sa lower back, kakagaling lang ng tuhod ko, ngayon eto panibangong sakit na naman ng katawan.* Pota [Don’t say bad words!]

After I cleared the drive way, I took a dive on the other side of the driveway - you know kasi, I word hard - I even play harder bwahihihihi… I wanted to make maize con heilo and a snowman (Hahaha parang ngayon lang nakakita ng snow? Bagong salta? Lol.) But then, I didn’t. It’s texture is still soft — just perfect for a snow cone lol.

Patnubay ng magulang ang kailangan: If you is 18 or below please do leave now as in now na! But if you is 50 and above… CLICK - CLICK - CLICK.

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S for spam bwahahaha!

I am quite pissed, as I got an email sent to me last Sunday - ng makita ko Lunes na. (To make a long story short, umaga na ng hinugot kasi! Hahaha…) While I was reading the email, I was in shock, surprised and in awe [Oh not really!]. *While scratching my head, sa taas!*

Back to the email para on topic, omg trulili nag orgasm akong tunay while reading it! (Kaya nga hindi ako nag-update ng blog ko kasi may hung-over pa ako? Hehehe.) Paano ba naman lahat, sumbat? Graveh na itoh. (Pero don’t worry, hindi kita babastushin. If you know what I mean. *WINK*) [Ibig sabihin nito matakot ka? Bwahaha. Charing lang!] Gentle dawg naman ako kahit na most of the time I speak and may look rough hahahah.

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I totally forgot that today is Dec. 16 ugh — Which reminds me of The annual Oblation run held at UP.

If my motha is only alive (A UP alumna/APO.) and could only see me, I bet she will be very froud of me. I am sure! *I just want to run all over Malacañang Palace or in Maguindanao lol sa harap ng mga Ampatuan potah syet… — Di kaya ako ilibing din ng buhay? Lol. While holding my uncut jurassic amplayang kulubot pa!* Pffft!

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10 alphas at work? Hmmmm… Hard, parang bato! *Sige magbatuhan tayong lahat ng stapler! Hahaha, pero… Hindi ako napatol sa mga nakakatanda sa akin. Kaya iilag na lang ako!* Dadaanin ko na lang sa [TIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII] I will never submit… Never! *I swear, kumapal man ang buhok ko sa ilong.*

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True that! But preference does, alot!!! Hmmm just like Jimboy and Mahal. It was never an issue for Mahal being a small person the real issue is Jimboy. Jimboy is not Jimboy - He is Jimgirl hahahaha!!!

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Two Sundays ago I was in NY diba? *Talagang uber busy ang lola, biruin mo siam-saiam bago mai-post?* Hahaha… Pucha hindi pa ako tapos sa Manila trip at eto may hirit pa! Nakamput!

Sorry for this last update lol, hindi ako makapag-update — for days masakit at maga ang mga binti at mga daliri sa paa ko juiceko day! Ikaw na ang lumakad from 35th street tapos bumababa sa 28th street tapos bumalik ulit papanik sa uptown 53rd street to be exact? Hahaha… From 28th up to 53rd I was just walking looking for best halal food I can find - but luck’s on my side, there’s sabret hotdog. Ekkkkkkk sawa na ako sa hotdog, and in that sabret cart

they have halal like kabobs as well as knish, ayaw ko noon - shawarma ang craving ko! *Naalala ko bandang 40th something-something ko natikman yong masarap na shawarma…* Hindi ko lang talaga maalala kung saan doon, kaya naman sinuyod ko sya na parang kuto! *Kamot ulo!* [Ginawa ko nga kahapon, nakakalimutan ko… 5 years ago pa. Yes 5 years ago ko natikman banda doon sa 40th street something-something yong masarap na shawarma lol.]

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As I am watching the funeral procession of former President Cory Aquino in TFC - I was just amazed! It’s like I witnessed the people power in EDSA last 1986 noh, that brought democracy to many Filipino people. Graveh it’s like people power talaga. Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng ganitong karaming tao na sumisigaw ng Cory-Cory-Cory at nagtataas pa ng kamay nila ng Laban sign, habang nadaan ang kanyang labi sa bawat kanto ng ke-Meynilaan!

Thanks tita Cory for reestablishing democracy in the Philippines, if not for our ‘Laban’ Filipinos would still be under an abusive regime.

Salamat at Paalam po…

May na-hirit…

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Ipagpatawad nyo mga dakilang readers, at talagang busy ang lola, kaya hindi masyado maka-pag-update!

Daig ko pa ang all-around yaya! GrrrrRrrrRrrr… Sobrang dami ko lang talagang obligasyon ngayon - daig ko pa si Gloria Mandaraya Arroyo lol sa kabisihan to think hindi naman ako kakandidato bilang Prisidinti noh!

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My deepest sympathy goes to the family of the late Philippine president Corazon Aquino. A hero, a world-renowned advocate of democracy and peace, women’s empowerment, and religious piety.

May her soul rest in peace.

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