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Sorry if I haven’t been updating my blog on a regular basis… For I am away, on a vacation - a veryyyyyyyyy long one (and loving it!!! mmm-mmmm-mmmmm good!) - and I don’t think I am coming back anytime soon!

Bawal at ayaw ko pa-istorbo [Walang dalang cellphone or laptop. Andito sa internet cafe sa kanto ng Espana, malayang nag-u-update.] How could I let that devices *Cell at Laptop* ruin this moment noh? Nevah! - Ni wala nga akong dalang camera? Syet sarili ko lang at damit at bente pesos psssshhh… Enjoy ako, sobra! Priceless!!!

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My dreams into reality — slogan doon sa isang spa sa tapat ng aming favrica… Hmmm binibnili nga nila tong photo na to, kaya lang daw may konting problema, magaspang daw masyado yong kamay ng mowdel! Para daw kamay ng magsasaka - di uubra. Sayang!

Just smelling the flowers rather

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I’ve been in hell for almost errrr 10 months ata, (vacations, day offs, rendezvous not counted lol.) parang sangol na di mailabas-labas sa sinapupunuan ampotah ganun katagal overdue na. Sabi ko nga yong bahay ko noon parang nasa Jalalabad/Chechnya/Iran/North Korea/Peshawar/Impiyerno sabay ikot sa purgatoryo sabay balik ulit ng Jalalabad/Chechnya/Iran/North Korea/Peshawar ugh… Everyday in that span of 10 months hmmm exxag siguro hmmm 8 months sige na nga! I’ve been losing 10 lbs of ego/5 kilos of self-esteem/10 tons of confidence everyday. Trulala!!! Syet.

Home, home, home, oh home! Wheeeeeeeee - psshhht… Priceless! *You really get what you pay for, kaya kung hindi ka nagbabayad ng renta — sigaw ang abot mo bwahahaha! For reals…*

Naalala ko noon, kung saan-saan ako natutulog. Ganun kung saan na lang dapuan ng antok. Minsan sa upuan sa mall (Napagod kakalakad? O walang pang shopping?) sa lobby ng Bally not so total fitness at kung saan-saan pa! But now I can say - loud and froud Am here, Am queer get use to it! that I found home, I am much more happier and at peace - I feel hole again…

Others may prefer their home to have a dash of Balinese or Japanese eklachuchu in it… I prefer mine, Filipiniana! Sariling atin… Of course, love your own!

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Ano yon bulate, bakterya, mikrobyo? Ackkk - Today as I wake up sa mala motmot kong room [Kasi ang aking windows may shutter, sosyal? Parang feeling ko nga nasa Anito ako eh. Mapa-umaga/gabi sa akin gabi lagi shhheet!] Ang putla ko na nga, di nasisikatan ng araw?

So anyways para on topic! Nagising ang lola na in peace (yong wala akong inintindi na kasama.) — and wala lang, I am sooooooo soooooooo sooooo thankful! Na tahimik eklachuchu na yung buhay ko, yong ganun ba? For 8 months grabe just picture this - daig ko pa ang pumunta sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay umikot sa imperno ugh at sabay bumalik ulit sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay side trip sa North Korea bwahaha, just imagine kung paano at gaano yan…

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As in pweeeee talaga!!!

Finally I have move in last night sa bagong tirahan (Bat cave it is, kasi ako si Batman? Hmmm… Ekk not!) ko. It was good - I was a little bit buzzed, kasi naman tinunga ko yong isang boteng sparkling wine magisa ko, at bakit hindi diba? Kasi hindi ko na maipisok ang cork! Kesa naman masayang diva?

I had a very goodnight sleep, as always — Hahaha, di nyo na itatanong… Nakakatulog ako kung saan-saan. Kung saan dapuan ng antok, yong ganun ba. (Literally. Not so Kimmy Dura!)

I woke up late - paano ba naman wala akong makitang liwanag, bat cave nga diba? I was like Speedy Gonzales kanina noong paggising ko? Wala nang inat-inat, haripas agad ng takbo sa bathroom ang ateng - I thought I was late, advance lang pala ang relo ko, and when I found that out tapos na ang lahat… *Sayang!, Sabay snap ng fingers.*

Funny thing is sa sobrang pagmamadali ko, I didn’t even know that the toothbrush that I used was not mine, pota magkamuka at magkakulay kasi no? I only knew that, by the time I got into my bat cave, shet! Kadiiiiire!!! Although, nag gargol nanaman ng Zonrox at Amonia kaya okay na lol, fudgeeeee - feel na feel ko pa naman ang pag brush ko kanina it was a good 5 minutes noh hahaha… *Sana lang wala silang herpes sa bibig, kung kanino man sa 15 kong room mates lol.*

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Putukan na!!! *Hoy mga magickera, careful-careful, alam nyo na. Aba mahirap na ang maputukan no…*

I love wine. [A meal is not a meal to me if there is no wine.] (Kahit pa tukneneng lang ang hapunan?) I wasn’t really into wines — but then again, kapag naTANDA KA, sometimes you wanted something tame right? Hahahaha…. Owkey, so who am I fooling here? I think I can drink almost anything. *Presses the buzzer* Ekkk Malt liquor? Bwahahaha - Pucha, try harder! *Presses the buzzer again* Everclear? Hahaha, ekkkk no - not ever.

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I love this ever-ever (Kaya nga eto, re-post daw eh…) I did this post, when I was just starting to blog. Sisihin si Barbie kung bakit madaming naging tibo ek-ek magic bwahahaha…

WARNING: Parental guidance is needed — BADLY! Do not click it you is a minor!

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I was so bothered last week hmmm — I somehow find myself staring at the four corners of my ceiling, at kung nasa labas naman ako sa alapaap. (Habang nakain ng Sky Flakes? Hahahah. Tulala ampootah!) Now, I am a little bit OK - I have to right? Sometimes there are things that we just have to forget and let go. Although *May flashbacks pa din?* Somehow hindi pa din ako maka-get-over sa sakunang nangyari.

I am wandering, what happened - Where, How and Why - I have lost you…

For years you have protected me from harm…

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12/19/2009 - It snowed whole day/night non-stop, and it was a pretty much heavy snow. In fact it was up to the neck, kung si mahal yong tao diba? For me since matangkad ako? It’s up to my thighs hahaha nakaluhod kasi ako? [Ayaw na nga ako paalisin ng amo ko kahapon eh, natatakot na hindi mag call in ang tao ng Sunday, ang sagot ko - are you for real? Hahahaha… Kahit 20 feet ang snow uuwi ako, kahit maglakad ako ng nakaluhod. Am just not comfortable sleeping there. Takot mapagsamantalahan? Hahaha. Hindi din! Takot ako sa contamination!!! Hahahaha as in biohazardous stuffs… Ekkkk!]

Ngayon lang ako nagpala ng snow for a very longgggg period of time. At hindi na mauulit ito kasi next week lilipat na ulit ako sa condo wheeeeeeeee… *Ang sakit sa braso ang sakit sa lower back, kakagaling lang ng tuhod ko, ngayon eto panibangong sakit na naman ng katawan.* Pota [Don’t say bad words!]

After I cleared the drive way, I took a dive on the other side of the driveway - you know kasi, I word hard - I even play harder bwahihihihi… I wanted to make maize con heilo and a snowman (Hahaha parang ngayon lang nakakita ng snow? Bagong salta? Lol.) But then, I didn’t. It’s texture is still soft — just perfect for a snow cone lol.

Patnubay ng magulang ang kailangan: If you is 18 or below please do leave now as in now na! But if you is 50 and above… CLICK - CLICK - CLICK.

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Isang sexy young actor nasopresa daw sa ginawa ng batikang telenovela young actress starlet lang pala lol. - SINOW SILA?

Wow ishtar!

Ang bango-bango, ang bango-bango
Ang bango-bango ng bulaklak
‘Pag inaamoy, ‘pag inaamoy
‘Pag inaamoy anong sarap
Ang bango-bango, ang sarap-sarap
Amuyin ang bulaklak
Ang laki-laki, ang laki-laki
Ang laki-laki ng bulaklak
Ang pula-pula, ang pula-pula
Ang pula-pula ng bulaklak
Ang laki-laki, ang pula-pula
Ng kulay ng bulaklak! *Singing mode.*

Press release ng young sexy actor - kumulot daw ang buhok nya sa ilong!

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