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Say, may it be a - happy pussie, sad pussie, complicated pussie, fat pussie I love it!

I would love to adopt a pussie, but - it’ll be unfair if I don’t have that much of a time right?

It’s hard to resist these pussies! Innit?

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I had fun at our house party… I am surprise I am invited! (I just hope America’s Top Monay is still busy moving stuff to their Mansion lol.) Sasabihin na naman nyan hindi sya imbitado, haller girl ako nga doon na nakatira minsan di pa din imbitado no ***DABOG, DABOG, DABOG***

Chuva could be a swetty patootie at times. Is this my welcome back party (GEE THANKS!!!) or just same old same old pity party? Bwehehehe… (I/WE did not expect that everybody will have a blast!) I enjoyed all those pangookray really… [I love having a good laugh really.]

How sweet naman!

Mga KaBaranGHAY you know the drill right? *Lasingin ang dalawang iyan!* Okay basta akong bahala sa babae, kayong bahala sa lalake! Mwahahaha…

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I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya - hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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Italian artisans will get to work this week assembling a steel and fiberglass model of Leonardo da Vinci’s “Sforza Horse” in front of San Jose’s Tech Museum of Innovation.

The giant equine is a herald for the exhibition, “Leonardo: 500 Years into the Future,” which opens Sept. 27 at the Tech, and will be on display at the corner of Market Street and Park Avenue until Jan. 4

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This is not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
= In the trash can lols…

2. Your crush?
= I am no longer in high school no!

3. Your hair?
= LikePepe Smith’s

4. Your mother?
= Fathah, Brotah, Sistah how do you brush your teeth?

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The week was indeed full of headlines such as - suicide bombings in the Middle-East, presidential politics and the like and Ohhh a cat that has captured the nation’s attention. [If there is PuppyLove, there is PussyLove as well!]

It turns out, that the economy is the reason a 44-pound cat was found lumbering the streets of New Jersey became homeless.
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As much as I love exotic women I love my food to be exotic as well - Diwata

I woke up very early today since I have plethora of plans for my life… [You know it’s just weird - cause whenever I am off from work it’s very easy for me to get up from my bed. I could get up in just a snap uhg, I wish I could be like this too during weekdays lol.] I started my day with a dose of OCD (Over Chorva Diwata) ChorvaChorva Hahaha! Meaning I mop the kitchen floor first before doing anything else…
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Continuation…

Sinabi nyo mga ka-Ovarrio naloka ako sa daming lalakeng andoon sa beach sa totoo lang! *Lagay ng 10 na medyas sa aking crotch area - BWAHAHAHA!!!* [ARAY!!!]

Really caught my attention as in… Yong naka pulang trunks po hindi yong nakaitim - tusukin ko pa ng harpoon yan eh hehehe… [Natomboy ako sa bekbek na ito pramis! Fogiiiiii as in… Macho pa!] Kahit na byaning ako, marunong ako mag appreciate ng BY as in Male Beauty no…
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It’s sad but I truly miss her majesty HRH Mam’ ChuvaChienes (WHAT? YOU a royalty now? Since when?) I miss you, I hope you really come home this Friday! [May you have the safest trip ever!] It’s really boring here without you! (I will be cooking your favorites those ever-ever greasy Filipino delicacy lols)

See all that liqueurs? It’s all been sitting in our not so “fancy” counter top for a month now - waiting for you….
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Since Pinay BIG Sister “Ate” [Nasa La Germania - Nagpapakasawa sa malalaki at masasarap Wiener at Bratwurst.] is not here, I am the acting “Ate” sa bahay ni BIG sister. Lahat ng task ako ang nagpapatupad ngayon - paglilinis ng bahay ni ate, pagdidilig ng mga halaman ni ate, pagbubukas ng mga bills ni ate, hindi pagpapasok ng kung “sino” man sa kwarto ni ate at higit sa lahat ang pagpapatuloy ng training ni Jake ang aming housedawg.

Ang nakaraan sa bahay ni BIG sister…

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