Diwatang Byaning

Long overdue!

Footangenang itchura yan o, parang nag-aantay ng costumer sa casa bwahahaha… Lawrence of Arabi, ikaw ba yan? *Presses the buzzer* Sya ba yong - Little Mommy, Real Loving Baby Doll? Whose, spouting ISLAMIC MESSAGES? Haaaa… (Don’t ya be hatin’)

(more…)

Popularity: 2% [?]

I had fun at our house party… I am surprise I am invited! (I just hope America’s Top Monay is still busy moving stuff to their Mansion lol.) Sasabihin na naman nyan hindi sya imbitado, haller girl ako nga doon na nakatira minsan di pa din imbitado no ***DABOG, DABOG, DABOG***

Chuva could be a swetty patootie at times. Is this my welcome back party (GEE THANKS!!!) or just same old same old pity party? Bwehehehe… (I/WE did not expect that everybody will have a blast!) I enjoyed all those pangookray really… [I love having a good laugh really.]

How sweet naman!

Mga KaBaranGHAY you know the drill right? *Lasingin ang dalawang iyan!* Okay basta akong bahala sa babae, kayong bahala sa lalake! Mwahahaha…

(more…)

Popularity: 14% [?]

I was reading my morning paper earlier and how I felt so fortunate - read: (I am baktol and baskil free :::wheee:::) that the Muslim cleric (Sheikh Habadan) in Saudi Arabia has called on women to wear a full veil, or niqab, that reveals only one eye.

The niqab is the head to toe covering for women which only reveal the eyes.

This 2 eye niqab is too seducing for Sheikh Habadan? Ohh brother, shut up! My mowdel surely is not that seducing, it’s madusing lol. [Chika lang babygherl!]

SheikhHabadan said showing both eyes meant mean could see women’s eye makeup. Such seduction is un-Islamic. [Yon ang sabi ng Sheikh, hindi ako ang nagsabi noon!]

Popularity: 16% [?]

Reyna Elena the sole proprietor and owner of reynaelena dot com was featured in 2 newspapers in the Philippines. (Malaya, Ellen Tordesillas Section, Monday Edition, 10/06/2008 and The Philippine Daily Inquirer, Monday Edition, 10/06/2008)

Upon reading both chismaks in the said newspapers I really got darn confused. [Not about my issues (if I am a boy or girl). But in Reyna Elena’s sexuality!]

Can anyone tell me who the hell she/he is? *confused*

(more…)

Popularity: 19% [?]

I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya - hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

(more…)

Popularity: 22% [?]

I just hope that Tito Manoling wont shut down my website.

Just a thought, from a sexual perspective, many people prefer to give oral right? At least to someone who at the very least trims or shaves their privates so that it doesn’t get in their teeth/mouth.

Thoughts-Thoughts-Thoughts, it’s just disgusting noh if ever going down on someone and coming back with a mouth full of pubic hair. Ewwwwwwwwww!!!

I think shaving your “down under” is normal and hygenic. But not until I saw this image at http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ kind of asked myself and my best friend immediately (Is it normal though? lols…) Tanging mga porn stars lang ba ang may karapatang mag ahit? HINDEEEEE… [While looking the image above, naiisip ko ang kili-kili hairs ng kapatad kong lalake lol.]

(more…)

Popularity: 22% [?]

Okay, so it’s only the beginning of October, but am already psyched for Halloween!!!

I am not decided as of yet on what I am going to be this coming Halloween… Will my costume be a

(more…)

Popularity: 29% [?]

After being so bitchy in the past 3 weeks or more? (Somebody have the balls??? and have told me yesterday that I am so bitchy “daw” - Hahaha… I admit, but not that aware, that it’s been that long.)

I guess that what happens if you are gettin’ old lol…

Today, I have finally found

(more…)

Popularity: 37% [?]

Will ya Pumpkin?

Popularity: 37% [?]

Without you (Demi the Cougar) nakakamiss ng sobra ang mga pagsasamantala mo sa akin… [Your harassments and all that uhg…]

(more…)

Popularity: 37% [?]