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my stalker? Somebody sent me flowers, last valentines day *ganda ko? nakulot ang mga buhok ko sa ilong.* not just ordinary santan or gumamela fresh from the jardin ni lola ha, tulips daw sya freshly picked from holeland! I am so surprised as in!

<<<REWIND>>> Friday, Feb 13.

As usual I woke up late last Saturday afternoon [Ikaw ba naman makipag dinner ng 10 hours no?] Yesa! Me and some of my friends went out last Friday night, kasi nga daw loveless na kami tapos magbuburo pa daw ba kami sa bahay? So went out lalush ang mga bekbek sa paradigm. The food wasn’t that great at ang mahal-mahal pa pweeee, I ordered fillet mignon *I know it’s divided by, bakit ako o-order ng sliders? Hahaha.* (medium well - hindi ako nakain ng may dugo!) punyeta para akong nakain ng hallow block with a side of buhangin sa sobrang dry arggghh! Though I have enjoy their most expensive daw na wine *Lasing nga ako diva?* hehehe… (It’s another experience yon lang masasabi ko, at masasabi ko na once in my life, kahit papano nakakain ako sa sosyalan bwahahaha…) Sorry walang pektors, sosyalan - nakakahiya mag pektor baka sabihin, alam nyo na taga-boonduck.

<<<FAST FORWARD>>> Saturday, Feb 14.

While walking down the stairs, pramis kumapal ang buhok ko hehehe… I saw nakita ko ang 1800-flowers na bukas na, of course doon yan sa amo kong nag-feeling Bb. Pilipinas 2nd runner up noong Feb 14 noh! And then I saw nakita ko another box from proflowers an unopened box. [While approaching where the box full of flowers, I was feeling kinda hmmm envious/angry/furious/sad/lonely eklachuchu ha.] Ang ganda naman ni Chuva? 2 boxes of flowers on valentines day pa mismo and it is a Saturday delivery? Arghggg, handang-handa na ako kunin yong jungle bolo ko ng bigla ko makita ang aking full name… Ekkkkkkk, ang tangi kong nasabi sa aking sarili? GLYD as in

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Single on Valentines day? Not a problem! Call me, 1-800-TRANNYLIVE

So anyways, since I been recently single and not really looking [bwaahahaha] the other day was online and was reading personals on the net. I can really tell the difference between straight female sexuality and gay female sexuality in a personals ad. Like a gay female personals ads goes something like - single, 41, seeks slender lady for loooooonggggg conversations, must like whale watching, long walks at the beach and foreign films, non-smoker a plus [~~~ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzzzz snore~~~] (B-O-R-I-N-G) A straight female ads is like - wanted a$$ bandit! [Kaya naman ang lola nyo, straight ang hanap ever hehehe!!!]

I may be single, but I am definitely going to get that some-some no matter what that some-some something is… That the stupid in loves are gettin’ get it?

Since love is in the air? Ayan kunwari daw sweet ako, kaya me-i-post ng ka-swetan bwhehehe…

I like kissing people I love, kissing them is one way of showing my affection and feelings that I have for them… [Ayan na miss ko bigla yong lola ko — yong amoy na binabalikbalikan ko, yong hmmm amoy bengay hehehe.]

Babe? Babe? Babe? Alam mo — miss na miss na kita. Miss ko nang mga yakap mo at ang tamis ng iyong halik, ahhhhh

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I may have publicly humiliated myself, my family and other people here in my site. But there are some things that are best kept in this black book full of sssilliness? That is my deepes, darkest — (Ang HD ko kay Lovely, is no longer a secret lols.)

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As y’all (5 readers ko lol, 2 hindi pa nagpapakilala arggg - in hiding?) know I have this ongoing serprice contest diba? And that 5 tele audience readers maybe the lucky/unlucky wiener of this full of crap secret contest bweheheh… *Pucha 5 readerssssss syet!!! Lufets*

I was supposed to give out 10 pcs of this perfect gift daw for all super diamond mega occassion of 1000 pesoses worth of this Shakey’s crap but since I only have 5 readers eh wala naman atang kabulohan yong 10 piraso no? Hehehe *HIK*

Simple lang naman ang concept contest ko na ito no *easy as 1-2-3 and not hard as ABCDEFGHphd! [Imimurice nyo lahat ng post ko sa 10 blogs ko hehehe hindi pa kasama ang aking secret blogssss jan!] Syet ang yaman ko sa blogs talaga!

So sa aking wiener sana ma-enjoy mo ang iyong pizza as I have enjoyed mine Bon appetit! *Sayang, mas masarap ang pizza ko then Shakey’s lol!*

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Your Miss. Minchin here is so feeling good and generous these days, and I decided again-again-again to have a secret contest. [Of course ako lang nakakaalam kung ano ang rules nitong contest na ito - kasi nga secret nga sya diba?]

Like huwat I have said before, ipapamimigay ko na ang aking macbook sa susunod na contest at hindi ito MACncheese na luto ni Young ha! I decided to give away my macbook - since I was brought up by the Dominican nuns - (good deeds daw) at pramis hindi talaga ako mahilig sa kamundohan, mabait talaga ang aking nature ehemmm. *Eh ano naman ang gagawin ko sa 2 mac? Aber? Hindi naman ako IT no!* Ipapamigay ko na ang isa kong mac! Cause you know I have a very beautiful and very sexy [lalo na pag nakatalikod] nice [pag tulog lamang] kind at heart [ultimo karpintero, kina-inlaban nya!] na BFF (me very liar waaa ubod ng liar lol) and she is giving me a mac air no. *Hoy BFF ko, buti hindi ka nagala Mike Arroyo/Jokjok Bolante doon sa airport habang kinukuha mo yong pamana?* Bwehehehe… I am so happy for you! *Orocan smile*

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3 days ago, I decided to have a secret contest. [wowoweee?] *sings: Igiling giling igiling giling. Igiling nyo ng matunaw ang taba. Igiling giling igiling giling. Hayaan nyong mata nila ay lumuwa* — Ngek, I am not going to be like Willy Revillame hehehe wala kayong mananakaw na relo sa akin, dahil wala akong relo! Wall clock lang.

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Social climbing means when you are one hell of alagad ng Mahal na Reyna at you faithfully follow her damn rulez at faithfully follow her footsteps then pasok ka sa banga - that is social climbing.

Feed mo ego nya. Purihin mo sya day and night tiyak BFF ka nya all the way. Bff=ReynaElena=she will give you expensive gefts! (parang formula lang ng Ritz=Best friends diba?)

I am damn froud-truly-faithfully-lovingly-fabulously-mega-greatballsoffire-tothe-diamond-super-forallseason one of her followers no! Dinaig pa ang pag follow ko kay Nura at Velma, Brader Mike Velarde, Brod. Pete, Tammy Faye at Jim Bakker…

Then malalaman ko na sa lahat ng kanyang froud- truly-faithfully-lovingly-fabulously-mega-greatballsoffire-tothe-diamond-super-forallseason followers ako lang hindi nya ma gives loves on Christmas day!. (ni taho hindi mo man lang ako mabili! grrrrrrRrrrrRrr) Buti pa yang ceremonial wife mo at legal concubine mo GrrrrrrRrrrrr *inis*

For world peace ayan…

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I had fun at our house party… I am surprise I am invited! (I just hope America’s Top Monay is still busy moving stuff to their Mansion lol.) Sasabihin na naman nyan hindi sya imbitado, haller girl ako nga doon na nakatira minsan di pa din imbitado no ***DABOG, DABOG, DABOG***

Chuva could be a swetty patootie at times. Is this my welcome back party (GEE THANKS!!!) or just same old same old pity party? Bwehehehe… (I/WE did not expect that everybody will have a blast!) I enjoyed all those pangookray really… [I love having a good laugh really.]

How sweet naman!

Mga KaBaranGHAY you know the drill right? *Lasingin ang dalawang iyan!* Okay basta akong bahala sa babae, kayong bahala sa lalake! Mwahahaha…

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Having extra income aside from your full time job is really helpful. I have been blogging for money here and there since last year and I could say that I earned pretty much decent money from it. [There even came a time that I am paying my rent through the money I earned in blogging and still have some extra change - as in barya-barya pang date? Hehehe.]

These past few days - I have alot of time, to spend “onto something” or on the net. (Instead of spending my cold ca$he$ into something senseless, I spend my time hehehe.)

I have been bidding here and there for opportunity’s. But lookie-lookie there must be something wrong in this picture…

200 WORDS? For a dollar? (Eh kung ikaw kaya binibigyan ko ng $1.00 na tunatagingting? Hmmm! Susulatin mo kaya? Buset na mga advertisers to! Kapal ng muka.)

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To Jericho, for up to now I haven’t got any answer regarding your letter. Promise, I’ll be posting that response as soon as I can. I just got tied up with alot of things. (Unexpected things…)

Last night I got another email… That’s suppose to be for Young but unfortunately, Young didn’t have any contact form on his/her (lols) site… But luckily the letter sender was too smart enough to figure out that diwatangbyaning dot com and youngcancook dot net was owned by one person…

Anna, I’ll be posting my response in a minute… (Since it is an emergency?)

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