Diwatang Byaning

Can’t touch this…

Hindi ba kayo nagtataka? Kung bakit ang tubig hahawakan mo pa lang wala na agad?

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I have been having nightmares lately, and I hate it… The other day I dreamed of being chased and terrorized ng mga punyetang ******… [Buti na lang mabilis ako tumakbo, mala Marion Jones/Palos/Lydia De Vega kaya hindi nila ako nabutan…]

In my translation: [Di kaya collection agency lang yon? O kaya IRS? It could be no? Bwahahah.] Syet, huwag naman sana lol.

I just hate the feeling of being scared, anxious at kung ano pang eklachuchu. *Mind you I don’t sleep with negative thoughts on my mind, panay happy thoughts lang — as in happy happy si Spongebob lang at Patrick nasa merry go round?*

Nakakashockot kung nakakashockot. *Nananahimik ka sa pagtulog mo, sabay may hahabol sayo ng itak, ano ba yon!* Buti na lang wala akong sakit sa puso. Bweheheh.

Siguro ito yong mga stress ko na hindi nailalabas ~~~ Kaya mamaya, ilalabas ko stress ko kay bunny bwahahah pagsasasaksakin ko sya sa muka nya!

Do you hear these walls weeping, giggling and whispering?

We was hear last year… This years it’s just too much to spend on Halloween event since “the butse gang” is doing it’s yearly tradition of Henry David Ball… Which will cost about $25 each person to get in w/costume plu$$$ drink$$$ and besides, the gang watched Paranornal activity na no which is $10 leche - walang kwenta, nahilo lang ako…

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Gone are the days, I can drink all I can for FREE (may ka table pa yan, KAPAL BA?) waaaaaaaaaaaaaa *lols* wag ka may kasama pang mga sabit yan! Hahaha… Libre na may sabit pang 5 hahaha talagang hahaha!!!

I really wanted to go out tonight! *Bday kaya ni Americas Top Monay noh!* But…, since may na-damage ako na $***.00 (Nakabasag sa mall?) hindi sa casino ha, pootah sana nga, naglaro na lang ako! May chance pang dumoble [Pera na naging batyo pa!] grrrRrrrrr! Eh maghihigpit muna ng sintoron ang inyong lingkod! *Mga pootah sana nag eenjoy kayo ngayon jan sa Vallani ha! Masaya ba? Parang lamay?* Lahat ba ng butsi gang anjan? Anyways okay lang diet naman ako eh! Hahaha…

To Monay, sana masaya ka sa birthday mo! Happy Birthday tita!

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Just got back today (June from Manila [Whew kapagod!] Hahaha kala mo nagararo eh lol! Naka wheelchair po ang lola nyo! Say?

*Tuttling sound* I know dami kong kapansanan no? Pilay na tibo pa at deaf pa daw bwahahaha… But at least I missed all that long lines at the security areas. Walang pakialaman, I want to seat next to business class no kaya ako nagpalagay na pilay at bingi lol. In fairview the plane from Japan to Detroit is not that full. There were two vacant seats next to me, dutch why I was able to lay down for the whole flight from Nagoya. (Charing-charing di ako naka wheelchair, si lola ko po ang pilay. Ako ay deaf lang lol.)

For the last time, I was disapointed before leaving Manila!!! Dahil yong pukenginang mama na nagtutulak kay lola (excuse my Français) I gave him 40Php, pagbigay ko may attitude na kasama at on the side na pakamot-kamot pa ng ulo. What can I do? Wala na akong Peso no at lalong wala na akong Dollar hehehe!!! Naurot na. (Point is… Tarbahu mo yon, tips are just a plus!!!) Punyeta!!! Ke trenta o bente bigay ko wala ka na dapat say… Tangina kung yong sekretarya ko ka-deal nya malamang 10Php lang sya dun lols.

The Japs were great, not that I am being bias (Diva nga I have sister and brother na half Japs? From anotha motha fotha.) Walang attitude o kung ano man sa pagtulak sa lola ko kahit walang tip$$$!!! Wow Felepins is not so Wow Felepens at all! Kainis! More exposé to come… Wait lang kayo!

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~~~Sings~~~ dito ba, dito ba, o dito ba. Ang dapat kong kalagyan. Na isang sulok kong hiram. Sa ilalim ng araw. [Nadala ako dun ah!] Paano ba naman no! Twing burpday ko na lang laging nakikisabay tong Earth day na ito!

The invitation was 7 o’clock ang mga footah nagdatingan ng 830 at gutom na gutom ang mga hinayupak! Ano ba, earth hour kami no! Mga footah dito pa ata balak makigamit ng gasera! At FYI FCOL hindi ito lobby! Hehehe…

Imvernang-imverna ang mga bisita namin, dahil hindi nila makita kung ano na ba ang kinakain nila lols… Dahil nga sa dilim no! Yong iba namang bisita kala serprise party ito kaya walang ilaw o pa-epek daw as in ambiance ekkkkkkkkkkkkkk ano ba!

Ang saya-sayang ng party ko noong Sabado! The best party ever, saya-saya parang lamay! (If not for the abuloys na nakuha ko, sows hindi ako maghahanda no!) Salamat sa $40, $25 at 191.85 hehehe as in may butal pa talaga! Ika nga share your blessings! O diva!!! Salamat sa umuulan na wine as in parang may sale [As n buy 1 get 3 lols.] ang yellow tail naulan ng wine dine, sa mga nagbigay ng cake speak and monay thanks sabi ko naman huwag na kayo magabala asos bukas ang aking palad sa mga cashita at checkitas! Hehehe…

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Sorry to update this late! Uber busy ang lola nyo, paghahanp ng work lalush pangkabuhayan! You see I am not out, pero sa panahong ito ultimo sa mga les club eh pinapatulan ko na din. Hahaha… I don’t hangout sa mga les bar o kung saan mang ka lesbyanahan na lugar kasi nga hindi na ako OUT! ArgggggRrrrrggg… Hirap!

Pero noong isang araw, pinuntahan ko ang isang les bar dine sa kanto at chinekout ng lola nyo, aba baka may bakante sila doon kahit man lang bouncer pantawid gutom! Pero since it’s a small pub hindi daw sila nangangailangan waaaaaaaa… So naginom na la ng ang lola doon… Sa totoo lang lesbian clubs here in Jameirika sucks arg! (Except sa L.A. - Palaban po mga tibo doon!!!) Bakit kamo? Eh leche mga bar dito at sa Philadelphia na ang byaning puta alas 9 pa lang wala nang tao, naguwian na mga tibolya! Ayun walang tao ako lang!!! Ano kayang ginagawa nila sa bahay nila? Nagbuburda? Hahaha!!! You see kasi, kaya ako ganito dahil palake ako ng bakla? Kaya pariwara ako? Hmmm… It could be… But anyways… Ayon sa aking observation ha, these lesbians here sa club na to they just come and go as in order ng isa tapos uwi ano yon? *Uhaw ka ba neng?* Kaya kung mag bi-bisnis kayo never-ever think ang lesbian bar/club dahil lecheng mga tibo to ayaw ata gumastos at talagang lalangawin ang iyong bisnis! GrrrrrRrrrrRrrrr…

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I am mad as hell talaga… Then after a few minutes of ranting… I gots this tix msg from Demi.

Yan naman ang gusto ko sayo eh ala sais y medya pa lang chorva na lol. HOY Maga pa! It’s just 6:35 pm ano ba.

(As y’all know the other day inaaway ako nitong barookang ito sa tix, omg nakikipag break - hoy hindi na tayo katorse anyos ano! Lalo ka na tanda mo na ha. Sa susunod harapin mo ako kung makikipag break ka o kaya man lang tawagan mo man lang ako. Ano ba naman yong kausapi mo ako ng 5 0 kaya 10 minuto?) *Aba huwag na huwag ka gagaya sa ibang tao na walang betlog na makipagusap* Tehehehe… Aray ko. Isa pa ARAYKO hehehe…

Physically I may not have the betlogs na aalog alog at kakalog kalog but I surely have it somewhere sa loob ng katawan ko nakatago lol… *Sana nga physically I have it, para justified bwahahah* pero sana hindi kasing itim at laki ng russet potatoes bwahahaha. At pinoprostate pa kamo sa laki at itim ekkkkk ekkkk ekkkk at isa pang ekkkkkk! (OMFG FCOL kina-cancer pa din ako sa galit GrrrrrRrrrrrr…)

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Kung may konti kang hiya mahiya ka! Hindi sa akin, kahit sa pamilya ko na lang footah… O kaya sa mga kebigan mo. Ikaw pa may gana magalit walanghiya kang bwakanabitch ka!

How could you freakin’ afford to spend my hard earned ca$h monie$$$??? Give me my freakin’ BENJAMINS BACK!!! No not next year or some other fucken time — BUT NOW!

For me every penny that I have is counted. Ako na super mandorogas ang durugasan mo? Oh well as the saying goes by…*Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa nya magnanakaw!!!* Hehehe… But I am no thief! I don’t spend or thieve other “peoples” HARD EARNED monies noh. (Asus the monies that you have is now considered blood money!) Tandaan mo yan… *Yan ang pinagbentahan ng dugo ko sa Tayuman blood banks footangena mo!!!* Kasama din jan yong pinagbentahan ko ng kidneys, plasma (not HD!), atay, balubbalunan ko syet ka!!!

*Usok tenga, ilong pati na pwit* I am MAD AS HELL! And FYI hindi ako bumbay kaya HUWAG NA HUWAG mo akong gawin hulugan. Dahil when you gots those moniee$$$ as in buo sya ibinigay sayo okay pumpkin - GIVE ME MY MONIE$$$$$ back.

Just so you know, all these years I have never touch or have spend part of that money, I have never enjoyed it. As in never… Then ikaw? Pakasasa ka? Saya mo ha!

Karmas a biyatch and you damn well know that… What’s been happening to you is just a start…

AGAIN *Me and Brian Gorrell shouting* GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU WHORE!!!

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I prefer receiving hand written letters sent in the “mail” through the post office than an email. I love to read and reread letters until my hearts content.

There’s something special about getting a letter from in the mail!, For me as the recieving end - (the other persons) taking the time to handwrite it, finding that special paper, that envelope and yeah taking the time to go to the post office and mail it. [haba ng buhok ko nyan sa ilong!]

Remember the good ol’ days where almost all of us waits for the mailman [wag nang mag deny!] as he hands out the mail? (do remember how excited are you??? nakikita mo pa lang papalapit si mamang kartero naglalaway ka na!) to read what’s the latest chismacks from your friends living abroad? (bwahaha.. the word abroad omg!) or maybe expecting some news from your childhood sweetheart who at that time joined the navy? [uyyyy, that’s is so 80’s!]

Sad to say, but I guess it’s almost obsolete now… (tell me when was the last time, you have received a letter in the mail?) Uh-huh!!! 1980 something-something? Hahahaha…

It saddens me REALLY…

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I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya - hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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