Diwatang Byaning

Just got back today (June from Manila [Whew kapagod!] Hahaha kala mo nagararo eh lol! Naka wheelchair po ang lola nyo! Say?

*Tuttling sound* I know dami kong kapansanan no? Pilay na tibo pa at deaf pa daw bwahahaha… But at least I missed all that long lines at the security areas. Walang pakialaman, I want to seat next to business class no kaya ako nagpalagay na pilay at bingi lol. In fairview the plane from Japan to Detroit is not that full. There were two vacant seats next to me, dutch why I was able to lay down for the whole flight from Nagoya. (Charing-charing di ako naka wheelchair, si lola ko po ang pilay. Ako ay deaf lang lol.)

For the last time, I was disapointed before leaving Manila!!! Dahil yong pukenginang mama na nagtutulak kay lola (excuse my Français) I gave him 40Php, pagbigay ko may attitude na kasama at on the side na pakamot-kamot pa ng ulo. What can I do? Wala na akong Peso no at lalong wala na akong Dollar hehehe!!! Naurot na. (Point is… Tarbahu mo yon, tips are just a plus!!!) Punyeta!!! Ke trenta o bente bigay ko wala ka na dapat say… Tangina kung yong sekretarya ko ka-deal nya malamang 10Php lang sya dun lols.

The Japs were great, not that I am being bias (Diva nga I have sister and brother na half Japs? From anotha motha fotha.) Walang attitude o kung ano man sa pagtulak sa lola ko kahit walang tip$$$!!! Wow Felepins is not so Wow Felepens at all! Kainis! More exposé to come… Wait lang kayo!

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~~~Sings~~~ dito ba, dito ba, o dito ba. Ang dapat kong kalagyan. Na isang sulok kong hiram. Sa ilalim ng araw. [Nadala ako dun ah!] Paano ba naman no! Twing burpday ko na lang laging nakikisabay tong Earth day na ito!

The invitation was 7 o’clock ang mga footah nagdatingan ng 830 at gutom na gutom ang mga hinayupak! Ano ba, earth hour kami no! Mga footah dito pa ata balak makigamit ng gasera! At FYI FCOL hindi ito lobby! Hehehe…

Imvernang-imverna ang mga bisita namin, dahil hindi nila makita kung ano na ba ang kinakain nila lols… Dahil nga sa dilim no! Yong iba namang bisita kala serprise party ito kaya walang ilaw o pa-epek daw as in ambiance ekkkkkkkkkkkkkk ano ba!

Ang saya-sayang ng party ko noong Sabado! The best party ever, saya-saya parang lamay! (If not for the abuloys na nakuha ko, sows hindi ako maghahanda no!) Salamat sa $40, $25 at 191.85 hehehe as in may butal pa talaga! Ika nga share your blessings! O diva!!! Salamat sa umuulan na wine as in parang may sale [As n buy 1 get 3 lols.] ang yellow tail naulan ng wine dine, sa mga nagbigay ng cake speak and monay thanks sabi ko naman huwag na kayo magabala asos bukas ang aking palad sa mga cashita at checkitas! Hehehe…

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Sorry to update this late! Uber busy ang lola nyo, paghahanp ng work lalush pangkabuhayan! You see I am not out, pero sa panahong ito ultimo sa mga les club eh pinapatulan ko na din. Hahaha… I don’t hangout sa mga les bar o kung saan mang ka lesbyanahan na lugar kasi nga hindi na ako OUT! ArgggggRrrrrggg… Hirap!

Pero noong isang araw, pinuntahan ko ang isang les bar dine sa kanto at chinekout ng lola nyo, aba baka may bakante sila doon kahit man lang bouncer pantawid gutom! Pero since it’s a small pub hindi daw sila nangangailangan waaaaaaaa… So naginom na la ng ang lola doon… Sa totoo lang lesbian clubs here in Jameirika sucks arg! (Except sa L.A. - Palaban po mga tibo doon!!!) Bakit kamo? Eh leche mga bar dito at sa Philadelphia na ang byaning puta alas 9 pa lang wala nang tao, naguwian na mga tibolya! Ayun walang tao ako lang!!! Ano kayang ginagawa nila sa bahay nila? Nagbuburda? Hahaha!!! You see kasi, kaya ako ganito dahil palake ako ng bakla? Kaya pariwara ako? Hmmm… It could be… But anyways… Ayon sa aking observation ha, these lesbians here sa club na to they just come and go as in order ng isa tapos uwi ano yon? *Uhaw ka ba neng?* Kaya kung mag bi-bisnis kayo never-ever think ang lesbian bar/club dahil lecheng mga tibo to ayaw ata gumastos at talagang lalangawin ang iyong bisnis! GrrrrrRrrrrRrrrr…

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I am mad as hell talaga… Then after a few minutes of ranting… I gots this tix msg from Demi.

Yan naman ang gusto ko sayo eh ala sais y medya pa lang chorva na lol. HOY Maga pa! It’s just 6:35 pm ano ba.

(As y’all know the other day inaaway ako nitong barookang ito sa tix, omg nakikipag break - hoy hindi na tayo katorse anyos ano! Lalo ka na tanda mo na ha. Sa susunod harapin mo ako kung makikipag break ka o kaya man lang tawagan mo man lang ako. Ano ba naman yong kausapi mo ako ng 5 0 kaya 10 minuto?) *Aba huwag na huwag ka gagaya sa ibang tao na walang betlog na makipagusap* Tehehehe… Aray ko. Isa pa ARAYKO hehehe…

Physically I may not have the betlogs na aalog alog at kakalog kalog but I surely have it somewhere sa loob ng katawan ko nakatago lol… *Sana nga physically I have it, para justified bwahahah* pero sana hindi kasing itim at laki ng russet potatoes bwahahaha. At pinoprostate pa kamo sa laki at itim ekkkkk ekkkk ekkkk at isa pang ekkkkkk! (OMFG FCOL kina-cancer pa din ako sa galit GrrrrrRrrrrrr…)

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Kung may konti kang hiya mahiya ka! Hindi sa akin, kahit sa pamilya ko na lang footah… O kaya sa mga kebigan mo. Ikaw pa may gana magalit walanghiya kang bwakanabitch ka!

How could you freakin’ afford to spend my hard earned ca$h monie$$$??? Give me my freakin’ BENJAMINS BACK!!! No not next year or some other fucken time — BUT NOW!

For me every penny that I have is counted. Ako na super mandorogas ang durugasan mo? Oh well as the saying goes by…*Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa nya magnanakaw!!!* Hehehe… But I am no thief! I don’t spend or thieve other “peoples” HARD EARNED monies noh. (Asus the monies that you have is now considered blood money!) Tandaan mo yan… *Yan ang pinagbentahan ng dugo ko sa Tayuman blood banks footangena mo!!!* Kasama din jan yong pinagbentahan ko ng kidneys, plasma (not HD!), atay, balubbalunan ko syet ka!!!

*Usok tenga, ilong pati na pwit* I am MAD AS HELL! And FYI hindi ako bumbay kaya HUWAG NA HUWAG mo akong gawin hulugan. Dahil when you gots those moniee$$$ as in buo sya ibinigay sayo okay pumpkin - GIVE ME MY MONIE$$$$$ back.

Just so you know, all these years I have never touch or have spend part of that money, I have never enjoyed it. As in never… Then ikaw? Pakasasa ka? Saya mo ha!

Karmas a biyatch and you damn well know that… What’s been happening to you is just a start…

AGAIN *Me and Brian Gorrell shouting* GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU WHORE!!!

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I prefer receiving hand written letters sent in the “mail” through the post office than an email. I love to read and reread letters until my hearts content.

There’s something special about getting a letter from in the mail!, For me as the recieving end - (the other persons) taking the time to handwrite it, finding that special paper, that envelope and yeah taking the time to go to the post office and mail it. [haba ng buhok ko nyan sa ilong!]

Remember the good ol’ days where almost all of us waits for the mailman [wag nang mag deny!] as he hands out the mail? (do remember how excited are you??? nakikita mo pa lang papalapit si mamang kartero naglalaway ka na!) to read what’s the latest chismacks from your friends living abroad? (bwahaha.. the word abroad omg!) or maybe expecting some news from your childhood sweetheart who at that time joined the navy? [uyyyy, that’s is so 80’s!]

Sad to say, but I guess it’s almost obsolete now… (tell me when was the last time, you have received a letter in the mail?) Uh-huh!!! 1980 something-something? Hahahaha…

It saddens me REALLY…

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I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya - hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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Having extra income aside from your full time job is really helpful. I have been blogging for money here and there since last year and I could say that I earned pretty much decent money from it. [There even came a time that I am paying my rent through the money I earned in blogging and still have some extra change - as in barya-barya pang date? Hehehe.]

These past few days - I have alot of time, to spend “onto something” or on the net. (Instead of spending my cold ca$he$ into something senseless, I spend my time hehehe.)

I have been bidding here and there for opportunity’s. But lookie-lookie there must be something wrong in this picture…

200 WORDS? For a dollar? (Eh kung ikaw kaya binibigyan ko ng $1.00 na tunatagingting? Hmmm! Susulatin mo kaya? Buset na mga advertisers to! Kapal ng muka.)

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J. Lo must be lying when she said these lines “even if you were broke - my love don’t cost a thing.” Hello to Earth J.Lo! Sure money makes the world go around honey… And I say Love does cost a thing! [From courtship-exclusive-living together.]

So you are seeing this new guy/gal? Of course you have to keep up the appearance (Don’t tell me that you don’t create perfect impression? Gaga! Hindi ito yong impression ng Google Adsense!) no? ,and for that you have to shell out a little bit of moniesss… From your fresh mint breath which is a must!!! ($1.25) to your pomada ($15.50) to your outfits ($300.00 - just an estimate) and condoms/dental dams ($10-$20) so does love cost a thing? You, tell me Pumpkin!

Wait! Here’s even more…
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Many people have been camping out of stores for this said sneakers - designed by Roots drummer Ahmir “?uestlove” Thompson since last Saturday, to get themselves a pair of this Nike 1World Air Force Ones - innit crazy? [I, myself ain’t buying a pair of sneakers for whooping amount of $235.] I could not even afford myself a pair of mighty kid/spartan and advan no!

According to my research elves - “Only 300 lucky people in the whole wide universe will have this sneakers” - And I guess, I am not one of them lols… Here’s even more, people obsessing for this said shoes have traveled as far as from Virginia to the city of brotherly love.

You want to see the sneakers?

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