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PUNYETA!!!

Bakit naman walang nag-warning sa akin na para palang tubig pala ang pera dito??? *Taken from Ate Vi’s dialogue in Anak.

Need travel tips? Dito ka na! Ika nga ni Tita Mega Shawie *Talagang trip kita, sakay na!*

Dami kong natutuhan sa bakasyon na ito, isa na dito ang…

MMNMKM – Hehehe for short ito ang ibig sabihin nyan Mahiyaing Makapal Na Manggagantso Kung Makakalusot! Leche flanggggganita madaming ganito sa Pinas kaya mag-ingat lang po mga kapwa turista – sumbong natin sila kay ‘Tulfo’!

Eksampol 1. I-tinoro kami ng tricycle driver ng half-day somewhere in Northern Luzon it’s a stop and go, stop and go, stop and go cheverlyn. Kasi nga pinasyalan namin lahat ng cave doon punyeta pare-parehas lang naman, although ka-enjoy naman, pero kung sasamantalahin ka di yan ka-enjoy ha! Tanungin nyo kung magkano ang damage sa tricycle on that stop and go x 10 lol charing mga 5 lang ata at half-day toro lang yan.

Tumataginting na 1,000 pesoses. (Taga diba? Sobra!) Hahahaha muntik na akong himatayin sa gulat sa laki ng damage ha. Taga kung taga! Anong kala nya sa akin walking US$? Porket alam nya na taga U$ ka, ganun? (FYI, di ko ni-re-release yang FAQ na yan. Hahaha di ko ipapahamak ang sarili ko ng ganun ha. It happened na pinsan nya sa kuko ang isa sa mga kakilala ko dito sa Ovarrio.)

Ang may sala sya din ang salarin!

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Tandaan ang plakang itechi agbayani kung ayaw mataga at maging victim! *Ouch!!!*

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Customer: Magkano po?

Driver: Ahhhh *Kamot-ulo* ahihihih…

Customer: Magkano nga ulit?

Driver: Ahhhhhiiiii (May kasamang hiya… With a smile ng aso.)

Customer: Magkano nga? Di ko kasi alam ang takbuhan dito…

Driver: Ahhhh… Hehehe… (May kasamang smile ~~~ at hanggang tengga sya!)

Customer: Baling ang atensyon sa isa sa mga kasamahan ng driver isa sa mga malayong kamaganak as in relathieves sya ng kakilala ko dito sa Ovarrio. (Isa ding mangangantso ang futah!)

Middle man: *Sabay senyas* Itinuro ang hintuturo *Sabay bulong ng* [Isang kiaw...] nahihiya kasi tong magsabi eh (Referring the driver…) *Sambit ng middle man.*

Customer: Bakit sya nahihiya? Anong dapat ikahiya? (Yan ang mga tanong ko sa sarili ko ng sandaling iyon…) Nakahubad ba sya? Umeebak ba sya sa plato nya? Kinakain nya ba sarili nyang ebak? Nanlake ang aking mga mata at di ko sure kung tama ba ang pagkakaintindi ko kasi nga lahat sila tila mahiyain pero nang-de-dengoy na. *Sa isip ko lang. * Isang daan ba o isang libo? Isang libo nga ata!!! E, hehehe kung ako man ang mamang driver, mahihiya din ako sa balat ko ang KAPAL!

Middle man: O kasama na din jan ang pamasko… (As in may hirit na ganun? As in close ba tayo??? Bakit may pamasko? Inaanak ba kita?)

Secret Service -At shempre Bentambling din si Jose C. Sison; Kapag May Katuwiran, Ipaglaban Mo!!!

Eksampol 1. Kumain kami sa Triple V as in doon sa Dad’s, Saisaki, Kamayan at Paahan leche! Di naman masarap syet ~~~ After kumain na sight nila atashi at watashi ang moist towelette. Eh di malamang saan pa ba yon para, diba? Di pinamunas na namin. Nang makita ang cheat mula sa waiter, laking gulat namin na may charge na 8.00Php – OMG as in Oo May Ganun talaga, as in gumaganun talaga! Chi-narge kami sa paggamit ng nasabing tuwalyalita. Hahaha, tinawag ang head waiter at tinanong ang nasabing hidden charge na itech…

Customer: Ano po tong 8.00Php na ito?

Waiter: Yong towelette po.

Customer: May charge pala sya? Di ko alam eh, sana diba nilagyan nyo na kapag ginamit may bayad!

Waiter: *Sabay kamot sa ulo sa baba, sabay inamoy pa. Hahaha.* Errrggg, pangit naman po na ilalagay namin na kapag ginamit nyo may charge.

Customer: Ahhh ganun ba? Kaya charge nyo na lang kami ng hindi namin alam? Di ba mas pangit yon?

Waiter: *Di naka-imik ang hamak na taga bigay ng secret service na ito.*Binura na lang nya ang walong piso sa cheatshit nya… Heheheh.

Hehehe, *Kamut ulo, sabay kagat-labi.* eh kung makakalusot – lulusot talaga… Pero di nakalusot ang nasabing restauran sa mga ellofanggang customer. Kaya sorry na lang! Sa uulitin… That is kung meron pa?

Kung ako naman sa Triple V, bakit di na lang sila maglagay ng X10 na Evat leche o service fee? May kagaguhan pang ganun? Ano ba? Imberna ha! Kahit hindi ka na-inom ng kape magkakaron ka ng kaba sa dibdib mo about that hidden charge. Hehehe buti 8.00Php pero paano nga kung mas mataas na sa 8.00Php ang hidden charge ng secret service na ito? Ahhh malamang baka mag-amok na ako doon sa Glorietta!

Negosyo – In your fez. Di na kailangan imemorice iyan.

Eksampol 1. Upon arrival in Caticlan (Well I got the prepaid boat and land transfers roundtrip, para wala nang aberya!) We was picked up by someone from Boracay Tropics, he got our luggages from Caticlan and transfered it to the tricycle. He came with us from the airport to the jetty port at ang hitad na ito di man lang nagpaalam basta na lang ibinigay ang bagahe sa isa sa mga porter para isakay sa bangka… Laking gulat namin ng sinisilgil na kami ng porter, bayad daw namin pagpapabuhat ng bagahe? Huh? Ako nagpabuhat sayo? Kelan? Ang gagung taga Boracay Tropics ibinigay pala sa porter – gagu! Syet di naman kasalanan ng porter yon, pero sasabihin ko sana eh di yong taga Boracay Tropics ang singilin mo! Huwag ako lol. dahil binigyan ko na sya… NAKAKAIRITA yong pagpapasa-pasahan ang bag mo, negosyo sobra… Dami kailangan bigyan ng TIP yong nagbuhat sayo originally tapos bibigyan mo pa yong inutusan nila tapos yong inutusan nila may inutusan din lecheng NEGOSYO yan o!

Expectant – Parang buntis korak as in expectant mothers lols. As in di ka nila lulubayan hanggat di mo sila na aambunan ng tippanya! PSBNASPa Simpleng Bulok Naman Ang Style aksaktimo!!! Nakakainis sobra.

Eksampol 1. At bakit nga naman ako magbibigay ng TIP sayo? May hiningi ba akong serbisyo mo? Binuhat mo ba mga bagahe ko? Kung hindi lahat ang sagot dito – then no TIP! Asa ka pa! (Ang nakakainis dito nangunguna pa sayo, diba? Pinangungunahan ka na di ako aalis sa muka mo *As in inyourfez!* Kung di ka maglalabas ng andalucia jan! Di nya verbally na sinabi yan. Pero SYET-SYET-SYET Elvie (Tago na lang natin sya sa kanyang tunay na pangalan shhhhsss…. Bwahaha… Tandaan si Diwa kapag inurat, mas murat pa sa urat!) denelayed nya kami sa pag alis sa Norte para ano? Makalibre ng pasahi pa-Maynila pwe what-not! Asar ha! Gusto mo pala ng andalucia eh gusto mo pala ng PAMASKO daming pasikot sikot di derechahan – ayan diyan na nalabas ang MAHIYAIN PERO MAKAPAL NAMAN PALA… Gush Abelgush! As in ayaw nya kami paalisin – alis na alis na kami no, as in gusto nya sya masunod at magplano sa bakasyon namin doon as in doon sa Norte, denelay nya kami ng denelay yon lang pala ang pakay – di na lang nagsabi… Dami pasikot-sikot! Paikot-ikot sobra… Isa lang pala pakay! Asan na ang BAYANIHAN? Que barbaridad!!!

Pootah ka kusa kang sinamahan kami kala namin for the goodness of your heart pero pailalim ka leche! Mas nag enjoy ka pa nga sa mga caves at pasyal-pasyal. Libre lahat ang entrance mo then ganun pa gagawin mo? Gagu! (Wala naman kasing gaguhan, kung nagpakaayos sana sya na di parang Kapal Muks baka may konsederasyon pa.) At hindi ako nanunumbat na kesyo-kesyo. Asar na lang.

Note from the blahgah: Objective of this entry is to inform all bakasyonista, turista, parlorista, elitista, sabunggera eklachuchu – yo no soy marinero; mechado-menudo-afritada. Whom in the future might plan to be on the same situation. *Thehehe, talagang i-pli-nano bang madengoy ka no?*

And to partially end this entry I will leave you all (Yong 6 na readers ko; which includes me.) This, ~~~Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa nya! Kung may nagpapaloko, naturalmente may manloloko.

Bwahahaha…

Ito pala ang mas matindi —- Mahiyain pala ako. As in mahiyain! Nahihiya ako manabla o diba, yan pala yong natatago kong ka-baitan syet! Mahirap kasi minsan yong ang daming kesyo-kesyo kiaw-kiaw so para walang usap i-give in ko na, kahit ayaw ko; sige na nga eto na, pero MALI – at ang isang kamalian ay di matutuwid ng isa pang ka-malian ~~~ Iboto nyo po ako running for first lady! Syet…

Lastly but surely maginat lagi sa mga mapagsamantala kaya ang i-press release OFW ka! Pasok yan sa banga. *Kaka press release ko na OFW ako, ayun pinaalis naman ako sa pool sa Cebu, kasi naka long eslebs ako! Hmmm bakit yong Koreana di nila pinaalis? Naka maong at long eslebs din naman sya ah?* Eh bakit ba walang pakialaman – ayaw ko umitim no, kaya kanyang trip lang yan! Ibang klase no? Gets nyo ka-Ovarrio??? So saan ba ako talaga lulugar??? Dito ba??? O dito ba? O ditoooooo ba???

Ob kors may follow up itechi agbayani! ABANGAN… Heheh di pa ako inaatake sa puso, all is well, minsan nakakainis lang dami kailangan lagyan at padulasan… This is my second trip to the Philippines, kala ko noong una ko pwede ko palusutin, dala na din ng pagka hilo (18 hours kaya byahe? Lol.) pero ganun ata na talaga mga Pilipino ngayon… Tsk, sayang… Asan na yong mabuting loob ng mga Pilipino? Yong kusa? Yong kultura??? Asan na sila??? *Drinks my Lipitor…*

What I don’t know won’t hurt ME!

But what if I knew something? *NAGTATAKSIL ANG GELPREN KO???*

I have been really ‘faithful to everything’ may it be a friend asking me kung fanget sya at kung fanget sya – I would honestly say right into her face, fanget mo! [HAHAH] that’s how faithful I am! Not just that… I am so faithful to my manicurista, parlorista, facialista and most of all I have been really reallly really to the 9th power to Ballys and to T-mobile!

Sometimes being faithful to ‘others’ doesn’t mean that they’re going to give you back the favor!

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Happy Happy Happy 2009?

Right after new year’s day, I woke up around 2pm and have so much plans for the day, and gambling is not of of those things ha – not until my amo asked me to go to Borgata to watch a free comedy show (kahit anong show pa yan basta libre sodom and GOgorrah ako jan!)

We was in AC very early for the show, so laro muna at cocktails [I love going to casinos kasi I could have unlimited drinks hehehe kapalit noon? ang mga milyones ko syet!]

Ang ganda ng pasok ng 2009 sa akin! I am winning [I am gonna go home a winner!!!] at sabi ko sa sarili ko syet feel na feel ko ma hihit ko ang progressive jackpot sa nilalaro kong wheel of fortune (mantakin mo panay ang pa spin ng wheel sa akin, and that has never happened before.) hehehe as in ang kati ng mga mariang palad ko.

I was playing crazy, I’ve played almost all the games (beto-beto, sakla, jueteng). Para akong lukaret na feeling na sa showdown ng all-stars world cup of poker na live sa HBO.

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Lonely daw? Owss – Totoo kaya?

I am mad as hell talaga… Then after a few minutes of ranting… I gots this tix msg from Demi.

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Yan naman ang gusto ko sayo eh ala sais y medya pa lang chorva na lol. HOY Maga pa! It’s just 6:35 pm ano ba.

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(As y’all know the other day inaaway ako nitong barookang ito sa tix, omg nakikipag break – hoy hindi na tayo katorse anyos ano! Lalo ka na tanda mo na ha. Sa susunod harapin mo ako kung makikipag break ka o kaya man lang tawagan mo man lang ako. Ano ba naman yong kausapi mo ako ng 5 0 kaya 10 minuto?) *Aba huwag na huwag ka gagaya sa ibang tao na walang betlog na makipagusap* Tehehehe… Aray ko. Isa pa ARAYKO hehehe…

Physically I may not have the betlogs na aalog alog at kakalog kalog but I surely have it somewhere sa loob ng katawan ko nakatago lol… *Sana nga physically I have it, para justified bwahahah* pero sana hindi kasing itim at laki ng russet potatoes bwahahaha. At pinoprostate pa kamo sa laki at itim ekkkkk ekkkk ekkkk at isa pang ekkkkkk! (OMFG FCOL kina-cancer pa din ako sa galit GrrrrrRrrrrrr…)

Where the hell my Benjamins at???

Kung may konti kang hiya mahiya ka! Hindi sa akin, kahit sa pamilya ko na lang footah… O kaya sa mga kebigan mo. Ikaw pa may gana magalit walanghiya kang bwakanabitch ka!

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How could you freakin’ afford to spend my hard earned ca$h monie$$$??? Give me my freakin’ BENJAMINS BACK!!! No not next year or some other fucken time — BUT NOW!

For me every penny that I have is counted. Ako na super mandorogas ang durugasan mo? Oh well as the saying goes by…*Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa nya magnanakaw!!!* Hehehe… But I am no thief! I don’t spend or thieve other “peoples” HARD EARNED monies noh. (Asus the monies that you have is now considered blood money!) Tandaan mo yan… *Yan ang pinagbentahan ng dugo ko sa Tayuman blood banks footangena mo!!!* Kasama din jan yong pinagbentahan ko ng kidneys, plasma (not HD!), atay, balubbalunan ko syet ka!!!

*Usok tenga, ilong pati na pwit* I am MAD AS HELL! And FYI hindi ako bumbay kaya HUWAG NA HUWAG mo akong gawin hulugan. Dahil when you gots those moniee$$$ as in buo sya ibinigay sayo okay pumpkin – GIVE ME MY MONIE$$$$$ back.

Just so you know, all these years I have never touch or have spend part of that money, I have never enjoyed it. As in never… Then ikaw? Pakasasa ka? Saya mo ha!

Karmas a biyatch and you damn well know that… What’s been happening to you is just a start…

AGAIN *Me and Brian Gorrell shouting* GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU WHORE!!!

A letter you must all read… [How Could You?]

I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya – hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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Bloggers earn cold ca$h!

Having extra income aside from your full time job is really helpful. I have been blogging for money here and there since last year and I could say that I earned pretty much decent money from it. [There even came a time that I am paying my rent through the money I earned in blogging and still have some extra change - as in barya-barya pang date? Hehehe.]

These past few days – I have alot of time, to spend “onto something” or on the net. (Instead of spending my cold ca$he$ into something senseless, I spend my time hehehe.)

I have been bidding here and there for opportunity’s. But lookie-lookie there must be something wrong in this picture…

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200 WORDS? For a dollar? (Eh kung ikaw kaya binibigyan ko ng $1.00 na tunatagingting? Hmmm! Susulatin mo kaya? Buset na mga advertisers to! Kapal ng muka.)

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Honey, love does cost a thing – trust me!

J. Lo must be lying when she said these lines “even if you were broke – my love don’t cost a thing.” Hello to Earth J.Lo! Sure money makes the world go around honey… And I say Love does cost a thing! [From courtship-exclusive-living together.]

So you are seeing this new guy/gal? Of course you have to keep up the appearance (Don’t tell me that you don’t create perfect impression? Gaga! Hindi ito yong impression ng Google Adsense!) no? ,and for that you have to shell out a little bit of moniesss… From your fresh mint breath which is a must!!! ($1.25) to your pomada ($15.50) to your outfits ($300.00 – just an estimate) and condoms/dental dams ($10-$20) so does love cost a thing? You, tell me Pumpkin!

Wait! Here’s even more…
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“Questlove” passion or obsession or just mere culture???

Many people have been camping out of stores for this said sneakers – designed by Roots drummer Ahmir “?uestlove” Thompson since last Saturday, to get themselves a pair of this Nike 1World Air Force Ones – innit crazy? [I, myself ain't buying a pair of sneakers for whooping amount of $235.] I could not even afford myself a pair of mighty kid/spartan and advan no!

According to my research elves – “Only 300 lucky people in the whole wide universe will have this sneakers” – And I guess, I am not one of them lols… Here’s even more, people obsessing for this said shoes have traveled as far as from Virginia to the city of brotherly love.

You want to see the sneakers?

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Food WARS

Before I used to eat out (Dinner) at least once every weekend at some not so fancy restaurant around my area – just a treat for myself, kind of like that. But with the high prices of food these days I could not afford to do that anymore. I’d rather cook for myself than to eat out (Tutal, mas masarap naman ang luto ko no! HAHAHA, wala pang vetsin!) Food prices have gone up and I say it’s crazy, they just keep climbing up (The prices of course!)
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