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But what if I knew something? *NAGTATAKSIL ANG GELPREN KO???*

I have been really ‘faithful to everything’ may it be a friend asking me kung fanget sya at kung fanget sya - I would honestly say right into her face, fanget mo! [HAHAH] that’s how faithful I am! Not just that… I am so faithful to my manicurista, parlorista, facialista and most of all I have been really reallly really to the 9th power to Ballys and to T-mobile!

Sometimes being faithful to ‘others’ doesn’t mean that they’re going to give you back the favor!

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Right after new year’s day, I woke up around 2pm and have so much plans for the day, and gambling is not of of those things ha - not until my amo asked me to go to Borgata to watch a free comedy show (kahit anong show pa yan basta libre sodom and GOgorrah ako jan!)

We was in AC very early for the show, so laro muna at cocktails [I love going to casinos kasi I could have unlimited drinks hehehe kapalit noon? ang mga milyones ko syet!]

Ang ganda ng pasok ng 2009 sa akin! I am winning [I am gonna go home a winner!!!] at sabi ko sa sarili ko syet feel na feel ko ma hihit ko ang progressive jackpot sa nilalaro kong wheel of fortune (mantakin mo panay ang pa spin ng wheel sa akin, and that has never happened before.) hehehe as in ang kati ng mga mariang palad ko.

I was playing crazy, I’ve played almost all the games (beto-beto, sakla, jueteng). Para akong lukaret na feeling na sa showdown ng all-stars world cup of poker na live sa HBO.

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I am mad as hell talaga… Then after a few minutes of ranting… I gots this tix msg from Demi.

Yan naman ang gusto ko sayo eh ala sais y medya pa lang chorva na lol. HOY Maga pa! It’s just 6:35 pm ano ba.

(As y’all know the other day inaaway ako nitong barookang ito sa tix, omg nakikipag break - hoy hindi na tayo katorse anyos ano! Lalo ka na tanda mo na ha. Sa susunod harapin mo ako kung makikipag break ka o kaya man lang tawagan mo man lang ako. Ano ba naman yong kausapi mo ako ng 5 0 kaya 10 minuto?) *Aba huwag na huwag ka gagaya sa ibang tao na walang betlog na makipagusap* Tehehehe… Aray ko. Isa pa ARAYKO hehehe…

Physically I may not have the betlogs na aalog alog at kakalog kalog but I surely have it somewhere sa loob ng katawan ko nakatago lol… *Sana nga physically I have it, para justified bwahahah* pero sana hindi kasing itim at laki ng russet potatoes bwahahaha. At pinoprostate pa kamo sa laki at itim ekkkkk ekkkk ekkkk at isa pang ekkkkkk! (OMFG FCOL kina-cancer pa din ako sa galit GrrrrrRrrrrrr…)

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Kung may konti kang hiya mahiya ka! Hindi sa akin, kahit sa pamilya ko na lang footah… O kaya sa mga kebigan mo. Ikaw pa may gana magalit walanghiya kang bwakanabitch ka!

How could you freakin’ afford to spend my hard earned ca$h monie$$$??? Give me my freakin’ BENJAMINS BACK!!! No not next year or some other fucken time — BUT NOW!

For me every penny that I have is counted. Ako na super mandorogas ang durugasan mo? Oh well as the saying goes by…*Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa nya magnanakaw!!!* Hehehe… But I am no thief! I don’t spend or thieve other “peoples” HARD EARNED monies noh. (Asus the monies that you have is now considered blood money!) Tandaan mo yan… *Yan ang pinagbentahan ng dugo ko sa Tayuman blood banks footangena mo!!!* Kasama din jan yong pinagbentahan ko ng kidneys, plasma (not HD!), atay, balubbalunan ko syet ka!!!

*Usok tenga, ilong pati na pwit* I am MAD AS HELL! And FYI hindi ako bumbay kaya HUWAG NA HUWAG mo akong gawin hulugan. Dahil when you gots those moniee$$$ as in buo sya ibinigay sayo okay pumpkin - GIVE ME MY MONIE$$$$$ back.

Just so you know, all these years I have never touch or have spend part of that money, I have never enjoyed it. As in never… Then ikaw? Pakasasa ka? Saya mo ha!

Karmas a biyatch and you damn well know that… What’s been happening to you is just a start…

AGAIN *Me and Brian Gorrell shouting* GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU WHORE!!!

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I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya - hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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Having extra income aside from your full time job is really helpful. I have been blogging for money here and there since last year and I could say that I earned pretty much decent money from it. [There even came a time that I am paying my rent through the money I earned in blogging and still have some extra change - as in barya-barya pang date? Hehehe.]

These past few days - I have alot of time, to spend “onto something” or on the net. (Instead of spending my cold ca$he$ into something senseless, I spend my time hehehe.)

I have been bidding here and there for opportunity’s. But lookie-lookie there must be something wrong in this picture…

200 WORDS? For a dollar? (Eh kung ikaw kaya binibigyan ko ng $1.00 na tunatagingting? Hmmm! Susulatin mo kaya? Buset na mga advertisers to! Kapal ng muka.)

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J. Lo must be lying when she said these lines “even if you were broke - my love don’t cost a thing.” Hello to Earth J.Lo! Sure money makes the world go around honey… And I say Love does cost a thing! [From courtship-exclusive-living together.]

So you are seeing this new guy/gal? Of course you have to keep up the appearance (Don’t tell me that you don’t create perfect impression? Gaga! Hindi ito yong impression ng Google Adsense!) no? ,and for that you have to shell out a little bit of moniesss… From your fresh mint breath which is a must!!! ($1.25) to your pomada ($15.50) to your outfits ($300.00 - just an estimate) and condoms/dental dams ($10-$20) so does love cost a thing? You, tell me Pumpkin!

Wait! Here’s even more…
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Many people have been camping out of stores for this said sneakers - designed by Roots drummer Ahmir “?uestlove” Thompson since last Saturday, to get themselves a pair of this Nike 1World Air Force Ones - innit crazy? [I, myself ain’t buying a pair of sneakers for whooping amount of $235.] I could not even afford myself a pair of mighty kid/spartan and advan no!

According to my research elves - “Only 300 lucky people in the whole wide universe will have this sneakers” - And I guess, I am not one of them lols… Here’s even more, people obsessing for this said shoes have traveled as far as from Virginia to the city of brotherly love.

You want to see the sneakers?

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Before I used to eat out (Dinner) at least once every weekend at some not so fancy restaurant around my area - just a treat for myself, kind of like that. But with the high prices of food these days I could not afford to do that anymore. I’d rather cook for myself than to eat out (Tutal, mas masarap naman ang luto ko no! HAHAHA, wala pang vetsin!) Food prices have gone up and I say it’s crazy, they just keep climbing up (The prices of course!)
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It is really good that about 2 millions Americans will get a raise as the federal minimum wage wage rises to 70 cents. [WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, sana minimum wage earner din ako, at least sila may raise Hmft!] *On a bitter tone.*

This is the second of three annual increases required by a 2007 law. [Law? Lolo mong panot!] *Still on a bitter tone.*

With the high prices of GAS and hmmm food - a raise of 70 cents is really a BIG deal! [I need an effin’ REVIEW NOW!] *Wears gas mask, puts up the banner that says (DAGDAG SAHOD! NGAYON DIN) gots pots ands pans and doing some noise and a hunger strike outside Sir’s bedroom.*

Na E-Eh-Bee ako as in highblud ako. Buti pa sila. Now how I wanted to be classified too as a minimum wage earner! *Hagis tear gas sa loob ng work place.* Magtatayo ako ng sarili kong UNION! At times like this… Reminds me of Ka Beltran! *May soul rest in peace.*

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