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As in pweeeee talaga!!!

Finally I have move in last night sa bagong tirahan (Bat cave it is, kasi ako si Batman? Hmmm… Ekk not!) ko. It was good - I was a little bit buzzed, kasi naman tinunga ko yong isang boteng sparkling wine magisa ko, at bakit hindi diba? Kasi hindi ko na maipisok ang cork! Kesa naman masayang diva?

I had a very goodnight sleep, as always — Hahaha, di nyo na itatanong… Nakakatulog ako kung saan-saan. Kung saan dapuan ng antok, yong ganun ba. (Literally. Not so Kimmy Dura!)

I woke up late - paano ba naman wala akong makitang liwanag, bat cave nga diba? I was like Speedy Gonzales kanina noong paggising ko? Wala nang inat-inat, haripas agad ng takbo sa bathroom ang ateng - I thought I was late, advance lang pala ang relo ko, and when I found that out tapos na ang lahat… *Sayang!, Sabay snap ng fingers.*

Funny thing is sa sobrang pagmamadali ko, I didn’t even know that the toothbrush that I used was not mine, pota magkamuka at magkakulay kasi no? I only knew that, by the time I got into my bat cave, shet! Kadiiiiire!!! Although, nag gargol nanaman ng Zonrox at Amonia kaya okay na lol, fudgeeeee - feel na feel ko pa naman ang pag brush ko kanina it was a good 5 minutes noh hahaha… *Sana lang wala silang herpes sa bibig, kung kanino man sa 15 kong room mates lol.*

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Putukan na!!! *Hoy mga magickera, careful-careful, alam nyo na. Aba mahirap na ang maputukan no…*

I love wine. [A meal is not a meal to me if there is no wine.] (Kahit pa tukneneng lang ang hapunan?) I wasn’t really into wines — but then again, kapag naTANDA KA, sometimes you wanted something tame right? Hahahaha…. Owkey, so who am I fooling here? I think I can drink almost anything. *Presses the buzzer* Ekkk Malt liquor? Bwahahaha - Pucha, try harder! *Presses the buzzer again* Everclear? Hahaha, ekkkk no - not ever.

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12/19/2009 - It snowed whole day/night non-stop, and it was a pretty much heavy snow. In fact it was up to the neck, kung si mahal yong tao diba? For me since matangkad ako? It’s up to my thighs hahaha nakaluhod kasi ako? [Ayaw na nga ako paalisin ng amo ko kahapon eh, natatakot na hindi mag call in ang tao ng Sunday, ang sagot ko - are you for real? Hahahaha… Kahit 20 feet ang snow uuwi ako, kahit maglakad ako ng nakaluhod. Am just not comfortable sleeping there. Takot mapagsamantalahan? Hahaha. Hindi din! Takot ako sa contamination!!! Hahahaha as in biohazardous stuffs… Ekkkk!]

Ngayon lang ako nagpala ng snow for a very longgggg period of time. At hindi na mauulit ito kasi next week lilipat na ulit ako sa condo wheeeeeeeee… *Ang sakit sa braso ang sakit sa lower back, kakagaling lang ng tuhod ko, ngayon eto panibangong sakit na naman ng katawan.* Pota [Don’t say bad words!]

After I cleared the drive way, I took a dive on the other side of the driveway - you know kasi, I word hard - I even play harder bwahihihihi… I wanted to make maize con heilo and a snowman (Hahaha parang ngayon lang nakakita ng snow? Bagong salta? Lol.) But then, I didn’t. It’s texture is still soft — just perfect for a snow cone lol.

Patnubay ng magulang ang kailangan: If you is 18 or below please do leave now as in now na! But if you is 50 and above… CLICK - CLICK - CLICK.

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Life always gets better… Happiness is not a mood or emotion - it is a choice.

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Isang sexy young actor nasopresa daw sa ginawa ng batikang telenovela young actress starlet lang pala lol. - SINOW SILA?

Wow ishtar!

Ang bango-bango, ang bango-bango
Ang bango-bango ng bulaklak
‘Pag inaamoy, ‘pag inaamoy
‘Pag inaamoy anong sarap
Ang bango-bango, ang sarap-sarap
Amuyin ang bulaklak
Ang laki-laki, ang laki-laki
Ang laki-laki ng bulaklak
Ang pula-pula, ang pula-pula
Ang pula-pula ng bulaklak
Ang laki-laki, ang pula-pula
Ng kulay ng bulaklak! *Singing mode.*

Press release ng young sexy actor - kumulot daw ang buhok nya sa ilong!

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I want to drink this now as in now na!!!

There’s just too much stress going on with my life right now. People who doesn’t give a fcuk and a slack to me… And one of em’ was my instructor. She is really gettin’ on my nerves earlier, the other day and alllllllllll the time, longggggggggg time - paano ba naman, nak ng pota may date ata si potah kanina nagmamadali ng nagmamadali… I just hate it. Might as well dismiss the class diva? One of the girls in my class told me that we don’t really need the stuff that she was sayin’ earlier - tipo bang just for the heck of it - basta maibigay at nasabing ibinigay nya. Ganun lang… Footang ina *Malutong sa dulo!*

Secondly, my phone’s been acting such dramassssssseesss lately. Minsan mamatay ng sarili, minsan sisindi magisa ka-urat. Kapag nag off bago mo magamit txt or call after an hour pa, ultimo phone book, di maka-access. Punyeta, poverty! Haysigh *Buntong hiningang malalim na hinugot sa pwet mo!* So para wala nang stress… I will call my cell phone provider and cancel the service, para manahimik na din ang buhay ko… Naiirita na ako sa mga letcheng no number at mga letsugas na number na natawag sa akin na hindi ko naman kilala ang number. (I guess it’s okay to cancel, wala namang nagmamahal sa akin eh., Bukod kay Jake [Wala namang cell yon eh, and besides aso po si Jake lol.] At hindi para magbayad ako ng monthly service ng wala - as in wala lang.)

Later bitches!

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Y’all I’ll make this entry quick and short, dami kong ginagawa sa buhay ko no! There’s just too many ek-ek’s to read pucha eh kung magbasa pa naman ako - 1kph hahahaha. *Mind you it’s K not M.* And too much telenovela/koreanovela starring Thalia ang babaing walang tadyang ekkkkk!!!

Today I went to L.A. Boxing to try their boxing classes - it was alright, the thing is I cannot sign up even if I wanted too, kasi naman buset na bally not so total fitness eh may contract pa ako, so ayun na nga. I love the boxing and would really comeback for more i.e. Muay Thai, Kick Boxing, MMA at kung ano pang eklachuchu. [Even if I don’t sign up, it’s just $20 upfront. Ekkkkkkk just $20 *Kala mo ang yaman, na parang piso lang pinag uusapan…*]

Madami akong stress sa buhay ko… Isa na dito itong… Yong araw-araw nagdadasal ako na okay sana yong mapuntang pekpek sa akin, hindi isfookie bwahahaha… I’ve been dealing with alot of isfookies lately. *May puti, itim, brown, yellow (May Jaundice lol.) pink (Ohhhh, I like!) iba-ibang hugis din sya, OMG!!! (Kung may asim pa why o why not diba hahaha!!! Eh pota mapakla na panat pa.) Nakakaumay pala yon? My goodnessgraciousgreatballsoffire! Hahahaha, I been halucinating na nga eh, sometimes I see a pekpek infront of me, on my peripheral vision at kung saan-saan pang lugar na dapat wala sila doon ugh. Syet! Minsan asa lapag, nagapang ekkkkk - tapakan ko nga ng di maglandi!!!

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[D-d-dddd-ding ang bato!]

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Today it was indeed very cold, it rained snow, then may kasabay pang wind shield factor diba bwahahaha… Thank goodness I have my ella ella umbrella with me all the time, but then again it was a little bit small for me (Ulo ko lang ata ang natatakpan nito eh?) So ayon, twing gagamitin ko sya eh parang hindi din ako nag payong - since naabasa-basa pa din ako ng talsik ng ulan.

Try nyong gamitin ang ella ella ko, tignan natin kung hindi kayo mababasa!

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Inggit ako kay Reyns knowing asa Pinas sya ngayon nagbabakasyon daw, ene-enjoy mga boylets nya.

Na-miss ko tuloy yong aking maiinit na gabi sa Meynila. Ang pag drown ng sorrows doon sa aking tambayan, pero ang pinaka miss ko eh yong mga naiwan kong mga gurlets doon!

Nag txt nga kanina yong isa, kamusta na ako… Miss na miss na daw nya ako at kung kelan daw ako babalik doon. After exchanging 3 txt messages sabay sabing - pasa load mo naman a q. Syet! Ganun? Ano ba ako muka ba akong globe/smart/mobileline dealer ng mga call cards?

Pa-simpleng…

Pa-siko-siko… Hahaha!

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