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The byaningtrooperz are back – due to bipolar demand!

And they is going to the Philippines! OMG as in Oo May Ganun – Talaga! From Philadelphia-New York-Korea-Pinas. Tinalo ang from Paris to Pinas ni KC as in KClyn Francisco bwahahaha!!! *Footah, na-bu-buang na naman ako!!!*

A few daze from now will be in PI – Not Putang Ina but Pinas ang lupang hinirang! And I won’t disclose the dates bwahahah – eh kung ma-Ninoy Aquino ekk Benzahir Bhuto ako sa airpot ng mga kaaway ko? Eh di lost na agad ang karir ko?

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Of course the byaningtrooperz had their passport ready at dapat 6 months beyond pa ito bago mag expire or else lost ang karir mo! At para no need for a visa – Pina-dual-citizenshipssss ko sila! Diva kapag foreign born ka, you are only allowed to stay in Pinas for only 21days without a visa — Tandaan yan mga foreign borns, na kagaya ko na born in L.A. as in Legaspi, Albay bwehehehe…

Isa pang travel tip mula sa byaningtrooperz… Travel light! Wag na wag magdala ng bagahe – magdala ka ng bagahe ng iba (Di worth lalo na yong kargamentong dala namin pucha may libre atang kagaw! Nangati kami ng mga trooperz habang iniempake itech! Libreng allergy din dahil ang baho-baho ng mga kargamento nya footah tong merkanong nagpadala sa akin eh magsasabog ata ng lagim ng kagaw sa PI syet!) Ng kumita ka! O diba!!! Ngayon pa, na madaming nagpapa-cargo, samantalahin ang monument na itech! [That is the Italian (Ita at Ilocanong heritage of me at Jewish.) Ibang klase diba? Lethal sa pagka Elofanga!] Hahahaha. *Check-in mo ang bagahe na binayaran sayo, but make sure that you check it! Bawat hibla tignan mo at baka ma-broke-down palace ka ala Claire Danes or Bridger Jones Diarrea ka!!!*

Itong modus operandi: Ang handy carry mo make sure na di makikita ng airline personel dahil andoon lahat ang personal na kargamento mo – at kapag nakalusot ka winner! Plangang butas! Kahit pa 200lbs ang laman nyan hahahaha!!! Just make sure that you can lift that hand carry and it’s going to fit at the overhead cabin.

Isa pang tip, call your cell phone provider ask if they can unlock your phone so that you can bring it with you kung saan ka man papunta – sa impyerno, ewan ko kung may service doon – pero since ang phone ko daw eh quad band at napakatagal ko nang gagung customer na nag tya-tyaga sa serbisho nila – eh pwedeng pwede ko daw sya gawin, kahit saang lupalop ng mundo! At eto pang isang tip – ask them (Your service provider.) If they can turn off your phone/service while your gone – aba malaki din matitipid mo jan mga PISO ata – aba wala ka naman so sino maaring gumamit ng phone mo? Si Kokey??? At kahit maglakad ka mula Monumento to Baclaran I don’t think makakapulot kapa ng Piso sa ngayon!

Ito pang isang tip ha, do your shopping ahead of time. As in waywayway ahead of time. Pag nag sale ang mga chocolate ng Easter go lalush bayola ka na, sasabihin ng mga relathieves mo pag binigay mo yon at di pa season diba sikat sila saan sila mamakita ng may Easter chocolates? Sila lang meron nyan! Samantalang mag-pa-Pasko pa lang diba? At ang mga chocolates ngayon theme eh Santa Clause, sayo mga kuneho na! Hehehe… (Talaga namang pinakyaw ko ang mga chocolate doon sa tindahan noong nakaraang Easter at ang sabi ng hitad na kahera – whoaaaa that’s alot! Well I have a sweet tooth! Who cares? Even the care bears doesn’t!!!) Benta na yon!

Kapag nag-bakasyon ka, ang gastos di nagsisismula sa destinatyon mo, nagsisimula sya bago ka pa lang lumayas ~~~ Diwatangbyaning  (And you can quote me on this one.)

Always buy pasalubong from the wholesalers! Yong mga kahon-kahong candies doon mo bilihin… Sabay tangalin ang kahon, dahil masyado syang bulky okay. Ito dapat handy sayo always – dahil kapag papasok ka na sa Philippine immigration at customs may bumati sayo ng Merry Christmas at expected you have to be polite too. Greet them accordingly and you know finalize it hahaha isplurk ng trooper sabay bigay ng tig-iisang fruit loop sa bawat isa sa kanila.

Hmmm chika update sa aking second day may itinerary agad – May party agad [Di pa man nag iinit ang bangkay!] and I hope it’s not one of those pity parties that I had before… Geezzz…

I feel love, really… They will take time to spend it to me, with good food? For sure all my relathieves will be there…

I really really really feel special as in special child footah! May naka organize agad na DysFUNCTION!

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Mga bekbek, andetrax na si atashi!

Pootah na-iimbei ako! *Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, erase-erase-erase!!!* Wala nang negative tots i-play ang vedeo sa baba… (Epektib naman…) Ganun!

Mga tivoli bars kaya pag nanood ng Paquiao game ganito rins kaya sila? Bwahahahaha… At para hindi ako nag wo-wonder, papa Pacquiao party ako tapos imbetahin ko mga repaks – and well see kung mag picharahan ang sangkaPARE-han. LOLs. Have a nice weekend… *Syet why am I nice like, pa nice – nice weekend pa akong nalalaman dito?* Syet hehehe ambait ko, kukunin na ata ako ni Lord! Syet~~~

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Inggit ako kay Reyns knowing asa Pinas sya ngayon nagbabakasyon daw, ene-enjoy mga boylets nya.

Na-miss ko tuloy yong aking maiinit na gabi sa Meynila. Ang pag drown ng sorrows doon sa aking tambayan, pero ang pinaka miss ko eh yong mga naiwan kong mga gurlets doon!

Nag txt nga kanina yong isa, kamusta na ako… Miss na miss na daw nya ako at kung kelan daw ako babalik doon. After exchanging 3 txt messages sabay sabing – pasa load mo naman a q. Syet! Ganun? Ano ba ako muka ba akong globe/smart/mobileline dealer ng mga call cards?

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Pa-simpleng…

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Pa-siko-siko… Hahaha!

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Right next to you,

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You changed my life as a woman

Ekkkkkkkkkkkk moment pala hehehe, mali lang ako ng pagkadinig. I am off today (Sunday diba? Nag Luneta? Heheh) Rest day naman po today, actually hindi din rest kasi halos half day din ako naghahanap ng work dito sa net no. Ang aking resume ipinamomod-mod ko na parang flyer dito sa ka-internetan hehehe… Kahit anong tarbahu basta marangal (Yan ang aking goal, marangal na tarbahu, since may marangal na akong titirahan in the next few weeks. Sana lang hindi ko makita na nakahilata ang aking room mate doon sa living room na walang dangal ha!) I decided na sumama sa aking newly found friends na mga baklang pariwara. Pamatay ang entrance $15 ano ba yan may kasama bang lobo yan? Buti sana kung may machine sa sinehan eh wala, *Para maka pag child o senior rate.* as in si manong cashita lang ang tinatangap at kaliwaan pa kamo!

So yon na nga yours trulili Pepe Bahaghari went to see ‘you changed my life in a moment’ hehehe *Bebe ko? Bebe ko? Bebe ko?* Fotangenang ringtone yan o hahaha naalala ko tuloy bebe ko kina Laida Magtalas at Miggy Montenegro bweheheh, as in parang kaming-kami kasi parehas silang Adik ni Laida eh! Like Miggy business minded ako, busy ako but unlike Miggy hindi po ako uber yaman hehehe… Tapos itong shota ko, mantakin mo na gustong mag-quit sa tarbahu nya? Para ano? Para mag full time daw sa akin? Ano ako sanggol kelangan pa duduin? Anong papakain ko sayo? Grava? (Totoo naman eh! Mga demands ni Laida parang ganyan din ang demands ng bebe ko as in!) [Siguro A ka, coz you're not meant to B.] *Whisper from the background.* Teeehehehe…

And my foint is… Ang pagmamahal walang sukatan yan. Ano yan harina, nasusukat? Walang mas walang more o kug anik-anik pa! Kapag sinasabihan ko ng I love you si bebe ko ang laging ang sagot niya, mas mahal kita o ako lang naman nagmamahal sayo sa relasyon na to eh [arggggggggggggg] – eksaktimo just like Laida ADIK! Kaya naman sobrang mas mataas din na expectations nila diba? Parehas silang ADIK ni Laida! Kung tutuusin naman talaga mahal ko talaga sya, misan lang hindi ko alam nasasaktan ko sya o na dededma gets nyo ba? Iba’t-ibang tao iba’t-iba ng pagpapakita ng pagmamahal. Diba? Just like John Lloyd kahit pagoda tragedy na me sa araw-araw I am trying my best too na mapakita sayo na mahal kita pero yon na nga lang kulang pa din… Ano bang kulang ha koya? Mag sundance ako while saying I love you? Heheheh…

Everything is falling into place?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… *Talon sabay tumbling, pagbagsak sabay split! WINNER!* Hehehe!

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Pero madalas ko pa ding tanungin ang sarili ko ng mga tanong na [Tama ba ang ginagawa ko sa buhay ko?] Sabi nga ni Ate Chuva eh kung bumubukol naman diba? Sabagay!

Ewan ko ba noong Thursday I decided na talaga na I am moving here at dito ako magbabagong buhay. (As in bagong buhay kung bagong buhay!) Langya nagugulat din ako sa mga desisyon ko eh hehehe, tangina syet – nakalimot na naman kasi akong uminom ng Adderall eh bwhehehe, kaya ayan ang aking mga judgements.

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back to mah roots

Sorry to update this late! Uber busy ang lola nyo, paghahanp ng work lalush pangkabuhayan! You see I am not out, pero sa panahong ito ultimo sa mga les club eh pinapatulan ko na din. Hahaha… I don’t hangout sa mga les bar o kung saan mang ka lesbyanahan na lugar kasi nga hindi na ako OUT! ArgggggRrrrrggg… Hirap!

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Pero noong isang araw, pinuntahan ko ang isang les bar dine sa kanto at chinekout ng lola nyo, aba baka may bakante sila doon kahit man lang bouncer pantawid gutom! Pero since it’s a small pub hindi daw sila nangangailangan waaaaaaaa… So naginom na la ng ang lola doon… Sa totoo lang lesbian clubs here in Jameirika sucks arg! (Except sa L.A. – Palaban po mga tibo doon!!!) Bakit kamo? Eh leche mga bar dito at sa Philadelphia na ang byaning puta alas 9 pa lang wala nang tao, naguwian na mga tibolya! Ayun walang tao ako lang!!! Ano kayang ginagawa nila sa bahay nila? Nagbuburda? Hahaha!!! You see kasi, kaya ako ganito dahil palake ako ng bakla? Kaya pariwara ako? Hmmm… It could be… But anyways… Ayon sa aking observation ha, these lesbians here sa club na to they just come and go as in order ng isa tapos uwi ano yon? *Uhaw ka ba neng?* Kaya kung mag bi-bisnis kayo never-ever think ang lesbian bar/club dahil lecheng mga tibo to ayaw ata gumastos at talagang lalangawin ang iyong bisnis! GrrrrrRrrrrRrrrr…

A letter you must all read… [How Could You?]

I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya – hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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i sleep

It’s just a Lunesta away…

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Whenever I am feeling frustrated, angry and depressed I sleep all day long just to getaway… (Or if I am awake, I just sit in the bed doing lazy stuffs! Like mag duket? GAGA! Humilata lang no at manood ng telebisyon maghapon magdamag!!! As in hindi ako nagalaw, yeah parang bato lang bwahahaha…) Maybe to forget it, even just for a little bit.

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I am feeling frustrated with alot of things in my life right now… And aside from being and feeling frustrated I am dealing too with my anger. Just like Reyns I have anger management but unlike Reyns, my anger controls me rather than I control my anger. (It does really get into me!!!) And for that I will boat Reyns as the most friendliest blogger ever ever sa Philippine Blog Awards no. (I admit I pretty much have alot of issues within myself.) It’s just sometimes or rather oftentimes hahaha I am having such a hard time to express myself and my anger to someone. [People, Place or even a Thing] Di tiyak, Pambalana yong ganun ba bwahahaha…

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Fast-Forward: I am still alive!

I am still alive and kicking!!! I was just caught up with a few little things lately… I am still on the road, finding that much greener grass. (A few days ago, I felt so discourage and all that. I hope, everything falls into places *crossing fingers*)

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I have been doing alot of thinking these past few days… About my life and where it’s heading to. (Fota, it’s like a roller coaster ride no!)

Kaya ayan, I decided to time travel…. See the image above? That’s inside the time machine no hehehe, pramis walang ululan! (It’s much better than cialis ekkk prozac pala!!! Hahahhaa..)

For now, all I can say is — I have never stopped believing… (OO naman! I have never ever ever stop believing in myself… Lakasan ng loob lang yan…)

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