Diwatang Byaning

Sya *Turo ang kamay sa babaeng nakaputi, sa kanan.* Sya ang lumapastangan sa 18k gold-plated kong Pechay! *Huhuhuhuhu…* Yan si Dyobelle (Dyogang nasa belle belle?) yong OB na rumatsada sa akin…

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Inaantok ako! Pucha, ang hirap kasi sa tarbahu ko, palibhasa sa pabrika - quality control, pare-parehas ang ginagawa. (Tignan ang produkto. Silipin/busisiin kung okay na. At sabay iimpake. Tapos ulitin mo yang step1 - 2 at 3 tapos i-raise to 100th power mo pa!) Subukan mong gawin tignan natin kung ikaw di ka maantok! Sobra! Lechugas!

Kailangan ko ng pampagising…

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Probably hmmm more of a tune-up? Okay whatever it is… Hahaha… Di pa naman ako ganung ka-tanders! *EHEM* (Sabay lunok…) Ng ano? *Presses the buzzer!* Ng bato??? *Si Darna ka?*

Some kinda words of wisdom: Pagnagkaka-edad ka kelangan mo ng matinding Overhaul!

Kakalowka!!!

It all started with… I have to find another dentist BLAH - one who does accept my insurance PPO daw kasi, so kahit saan pwede? Hmmm all over the nation? Hahaha - May naalala ako… (PPO ang insurance ko noh - so kahit saan ako pumunta pwede! D kelangan ng referral. Kahit saan… Nationwide ito noh, all over the kwantri!) Giit ng babae, di ako nagsabi non! Sabi ko naman *May kasamang pagkamangha sa insurance nya!* Really? Kahit saan? Hahaha, huling balita ko sa Alaska ata sya nakakita ng nearest Neuro wala kasing Neuro na natangap ng PPO sa kanilang baranghey sa east coast bwehehe kasi PPO nga! Nationwide! All over the kwantri nga iyon!

Oo sa cuidad nga ako nakatira pero lahat ng mga ka-ek-ekan sa boquirin pa din nagaganap, palibhasa malapit sa factoring pinagpapartyman ko.

10 weeks ago (Tindi!) before my scheduled appointment, went to nearby dental office, *Tantantinin* (Parang background musak sa mga action movies ni WengWeng.) Nanlaki ang mga mata ko sa aking nasilayan. Sabay sabi sa aking sariling (Asan ba ako? Sabay kamot sa ulo sa itaas.) Pootah kulang na lang may maglako ng shingaling, balot, chicharon, mineral water na galing sa poso! At yong mga tao kulang na lang may dalang mga lata ng biskwit pucha. Nagaantay ng huling byahe papuntang L.A. as in Legaspi, Albay! Syet parang istasyon ng bus sa Maynila parang nasa Farinas bus station <<<— hahah plugging? Ekkk! Dental office daw ito! Hahaha… Syetness! Meron pa lang ganyan dito sa prominent shala-shalahang boquirin daw??? Malamang tong dentistang to by quantity ang drama sa PPO - pakyawan ba, kaya naman ganun kadami talaga ang pasahero nya ey shet paseyente pala, sorry!

Lagare kung lagare! Dahil pagkatapos doon sa istayon ng bus takbo naman kami (Yesa, kami. Nagsama ako ng hatak as in entourage. Isa lang nauto ko eh lol. Para pag tapat ng spot light sa akin eh may taga palakpak ako!) sa patak center ni Doc Juan Flavier. Cuz you know, I need to DOH it noh! Hahaha… At times like this, I wish I have notabels, kahit kasing haba lang ng vienna sausage at kasing payat lang ng panda ballpen bwahaha *Wala akong paki sa machismo, na kesyo kelangan kasing lake ng braso ni Hulk Hogan syet!* It’s all in the performance, at nag BOW pa kamo after ng nasabing performance. HAHAHAH!!!

Paunawa: Hindi ito bastos! Huwag klikin, kung ayaw makakita ng puday!

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So I therefore conclude I am not a failure!!! I tried to break free with it for a week or 2 weeks but am just not at my best at that time. [long time ago.] I think I am ready now. Hahaha pinaghandaan talaga?

I know I have a demon inside me we all do mga ka-Ovarrio! (Lucky me…) compared to other people I know. Some have demon in their houses; may alam nga ako - their freaking demon knows how to criticize, cook, drink, give child support? *Baet? Hahaha, nasisiraan ng baet kamo! Syet!* laundry, dial the phone [ekkkk, marunong kaya syang mag tix?] What else? Those damuhong demonyo can do just any verb you can imagine. Pootah!

I have a long time love/hate relationship with smoking! A FA-Q and nothing but a FA-Q, is that, it’s longest relationship I ever had in my entire life. Love and hate baga? Hahahaha… Love that every smoke that comes outta my mouth. It simply satisfies my addiction to nicotine, and yet every smoke that comes out sa pugon ko gives me fear… A fear; like what’s going to happen to me if I don’t stop now…

So when is one really ready to break free from it? I am not ready and I don’t think I will ever be anytime soon… But if I don’t try now, when will I? When it’s too late? *Wala na akong baga?* Hahaha… I guess no one is a failure, unless they stop trying!

Life is precious and is worth fighting for…

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Last week I was sick worried that either having an early monopause or I am preggers [Walang himala, my brotha is not a pig.] Footangenang syet I was delayed noh tapos ito pa nagsusuka ang ateng ano ba yon? Eh di buntis, not monopausal. Ganun ba talaga pag di nakakainom ng allergy pill? I just missed a day with allegra noh…

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Cam whoring???

Ahhhh talaga ha, ganyan pala ang ginagawa nyo kapag wala ako?

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For the byaning trooperz found a place already that’s within their means o sige na nga criteria daw aka budget/section8

No.1 Parking — ekkkk laki ng parking doon sa park which is 5 kandirits away from the house yon nga lang kelangan mong mag vest ng bakal lol, sabi ng kebigan ko anywhere in the city you need to where a vest, which is not bad kasi ang neighborhood na ito isang vest lang ang kelangan.

No.2 Laundry — daming washer sa tapat ng property hahaha maytag pa kamo!, Tapat nya LavanderaKo noh!

No.3 Accessibility — lurve it sobrang accessible ng padyak! Isang kandirit asa Vietnam/Italian town ka na, at ang bus hindi once a month nadaan - trice a month naman po bwahahaha…

I am so excited to move in the city!!!

The byaning trooperz next assignment is to look for a storage hehehe…

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pokengina! kaurat na ang weather dito — it really, really, really, really, really really really sucks not for play-play! *On my dead seryus tone* pucha minsan kala mo may unos sabay pagkatapos ng isang araw kala mo tag-inet na ulit, syet na malagkit — nagkadikit-dikit sa pwit.

balot na balot sa damit ang ateng nyo, just like in the above image, nakanang boogie o. i didn’t know that it’ll be this hot today — fukingina, kung alam ko lang di sana nilabas ko yong mga 101 colors tang-ga at peplum ko?

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