Diwatang Byaning

First of all, allow me to apologize for not having blogged for such a very long time. I have been very busy these days. At saan naman daw aber? *Sabi ng na-epal sa likod ko.* (Saan pa ba? Sa pagluto, pag-saing, pag-lampaso, pag-linis ng bahay, pati bahay ng kapit bahay ni ate, sa paglaba at notaryo sa araw ng pangingilin - syet! Business ever gotesco diba? Dahil bumalik na po ako sa bahay ni ate, yes namamahay ulit ang inyong lingkod!

Abangan

May tinatapos pala akong libro 2,000 pages sya at back to back yan di lang sa harap ang sulat ekkk! Sa 6 readers ko (including me) paumanhin! Don’t worry you guys will be the first ones that have my book at say may pirma ko pa yan bawat page! At sa 6 na readers ko (includes me pa din!!!) na mamalasin at di ko ma-pirmahan ang 2,000 (so bale 4,000 pirma yan? syet!) pages na back to back na librong iyan eh kayo ang magiging lucky home partner at magwawagi ng diwata body hugger — dahil may bago akong raket - gumawa na din po ako ng diwata clothing line at yon na nga ang soooper pinag-kaka-busy-han ko sa ngayon.. [Syimpri pa naka-rigistir iyan sa DTI anoh!]

I will be back — Promise, saranghamidabo!

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! (Kunwari pa daw ayaw click-in - echoserang palaka ka!)

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So I therefore conclude I am not a failure!!! I tried to break free with it for a week or 2 weeks but am just not at my best at that time. [long time ago.] I think I am ready now. Hahaha pinaghandaan talaga?

I know I have a demon inside me we all do mga ka-Ovarrio! (Lucky me…) compared to other people I know. Some have demon in their houses; may alam nga ako - their freaking demon knows how to criticize, cook, drink, give child support? *Baet? Hahaha, nasisiraan ng baet kamo! Syet!* laundry, dial the phone [ekkkk, marunong kaya syang mag tix?] What else? Those damuhong demonyo can do just any verb you can imagine. Pootah!

I have a long time love/hate relationship with smoking! A FA-Q and nothing but a FA-Q, is that, it’s longest relationship I ever had in my entire life. Love and hate baga? Hahahaha… Love that every smoke that comes outta my mouth. It simply satisfies my addiction to nicotine, and yet every smoke that comes out sa pugon ko gives me fear… A fear; like what’s going to happen to me if I don’t stop now…

So when is one really ready to break free from it? I am not ready and I don’t think I will ever be anytime soon… But if I don’t try now, when will I? When it’s too late? *Wala na akong baga?* Hahaha… I guess no one is a failure, unless they stop trying!

Life is precious and is worth fighting for…

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Will it be an issue for Joey Vento owner of the “Best DAW Philly shitty-shitty cheese steak” ekkkk ewww if somebody cut to the front line of his famous daw cheese steak store na nilalangaw? I don’t think so! And would never thought of that - cause his cheese steak sucks wit or witout! How in the world I can cut thru the line? If there’s no line? Earth to Joey! Cause according to the definition of illegal and legal immigrantsis that the legal waited in the line and the illegal cut thru that line stayed in America and broke the law ecklachuchu.

Is this a sign of an entrepreneur wanna be politician? A-GAIN *On a heavy Mexican accent!*Manny Villar istatue?

What ef I do fund raising to deport Joey Vento for the crime of errr selling the most sucky yuckie cheese steak wit or witout pweeee!

I dunno if Joey Vento has issues with immigRANTS - back in 2006 he had a sign upfront his windows saying “This is America, when ordering speak English” wow pare bigat!

So back to the issue Mr. Vento wit or witout brains, definitely the latter, is supporting Arizona state law (And in FA-Q he even made a fund raising noh!) in regards to throwing out all the illegals out of the said state (It’s not federal noh! So I cun’t say in the kwantri.) Soooooo, hmmm does this apply to all illegals (I prefer undocumented!!!) or just the brown skinsssss only? Hmmmm… Hmmmm… Hmmmm… At isa pang hmmm…

Another quarter of my penny - I say let’s BOYCOTT GENO’S steak!!! Now na! Joey Vento you suck just like your cheese steak!

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A week from now me and the byaning trooperz are moving to our new posh fantabolous nicey nicey but not super niceynicey ha (Exagge na yon!) NY style loft (10′ feet ceiling, hardwood bamboo floors at anik-anik pa doon sa BaranGHEY San Antonio!) in the heart of Khiladelphia wheeeeee *Jumps for joy… While putting my Kevlar vest and preparing my pepper spray* It took us months to finally figure out where will be our final destination ngak…
Pucha, Section 8 hello!

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Cam whoring???

Ahhhh talaga ha, ganyan pala ang ginagawa nyo kapag wala ako?

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For the byaning trooperz found a place already that’s within their means o sige na nga criteria daw aka budget/section8

No.1 Parking — ekkkk laki ng parking doon sa park which is 5 kandirits away from the house yon nga lang kelangan mong mag vest ng bakal lol, sabi ng kebigan ko anywhere in the city you need to where a vest, which is not bad kasi ang neighborhood na ito isang vest lang ang kelangan.

No.2 Laundry — daming washer sa tapat ng property hahaha maytag pa kamo!, Tapat nya LavanderaKo noh!

No.3 Accessibility — lurve it sobrang accessible ng padyak! Isang kandirit asa Vietnam/Italian town ka na, at ang bus hindi once a month nadaan - trice a month naman po bwahahaha…

I am so excited to move in the city!!!

The byaning trooperz next assignment is to look for a storage hehehe…

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pokengina! kaurat na ang weather dito — it really, really, really, really, really really really sucks not for play-play! *On my dead seryus tone* pucha minsan kala mo may unos sabay pagkatapos ng isang araw kala mo tag-inet na ulit, syet na malagkit — nagkadikit-dikit sa pwit.

balot na balot sa damit ang ateng nyo, just like in the above image, nakanang boogie o. i didn’t know that it’ll be this hot today — fukingina, kung alam ko lang di sana nilabas ko yong mga 101 colors tang-ga at peplum ko?

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Sorry if I haven’t been updating my blog on a regular basis… For I am away, on a vacation - a veryyyyyyyyy long one (and loving it!!! mmm-mmmm-mmmmm good!) - and I don’t think I am coming back anytime soon!

Bawal at ayaw ko pa-istorbo [Walang dalang cellphone or laptop. Andito sa internet cafe sa kanto ng Espana, malayang nag-u-update.] How could I let that devices *Cell at Laptop* ruin this moment noh? Nevah! - Ni wala nga akong dalang camera? Syet sarili ko lang at damit at bente pesos psssshhh… Enjoy ako, sobra! Priceless!!!

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Thank you, please *Blogging live from the Obedient school.*

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