Diwatang Byaning

First of all, allow me to apologize for not having blogged for such a very long time. I have been very busy these days. At saan naman daw aber? *Sabi ng na-epal sa likod ko.* (Saan pa ba? Sa pagluto, pag-saing, pag-lampaso, pag-linis ng bahay, pati bahay ng kapit bahay ni ate, sa paglaba at notaryo sa araw ng pangingilin - syet! Business ever gotesco diba? Dahil bumalik na po ako sa bahay ni ate, yes namamahay ulit ang inyong lingkod!

Abangan

May tinatapos pala akong libro 2,000 pages sya at back to back yan di lang sa harap ang sulat ekkk! Sa 6 readers ko (including me) paumanhin! Don’t worry you guys will be the first ones that have my book at say may pirma ko pa yan bawat page! At sa 6 na readers ko (includes me pa din!!!) na mamalasin at di ko ma-pirmahan ang 2,000 (so bale 4,000 pirma yan? syet!) pages na back to back na librong iyan eh kayo ang magiging lucky home partner at magwawagi ng diwata body hugger — dahil may bago akong raket - gumawa na din po ako ng diwata clothing line at yon na nga ang soooper pinag-kaka-busy-han ko sa ngayon.. [Syimpri pa naka-rigistir iyan sa DTI anoh!]

I will be back — Promise, saranghamidabo!

CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! (Kunwari pa daw ayaw click-in - echoserang palaka ka!)

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What a view! That’s Ben Franklin bridge with Patco train - NJ bato bound lol.

Still loving the city o ha, dutch why I really took time off from work noh *2 weeks hahaha leche! And counting? Ah wan, ah tu, ah three*

I likey likey instantaneous stuff - like hmmm instant game such as scratch! Ehehehe, only in San Antonio babey - instant request - instant slaughter bwahahahaha… Tang*** mga stekwa talaga to o! Their everywhere ugh! Kapit bahay ko panay stekwa - kahit saan ako pumunta andoon sila punyeta pati sa Chinatown nagkalat syet!!! *Don’t say bad words!*

The Divine Lorraine Hotel in Girard Ave. - Ayan inaamag na…

Not most parts of Philadelphia are ghetto-ghetto or tai-tai ha some are posh too! Way posh like Alabang oo doon sa amin sa San Antonio lahat class… as in class L ang mga tau leche! Laborer lol. Sa isip, sa gawa at sa diwa BOW!

Olde City is too overrated just like Rittenhouse Square bwahakanabitchabygollywow…

Ah waaaaaannnnnn, ahhhhhh tu, ah tree, ah por

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Panalo! Pasok sa Japan and view ditech sa aming bagong balai! Kaya di nag-u-update? Ekkkkk mali!

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Cam whoring???

Ahhhh talaga ha, ganyan pala ang ginagawa nyo kapag wala ako?

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For the byaning trooperz found a place already that’s within their means o sige na nga criteria daw aka budget/section8

No.1 Parking — ekkkk laki ng parking doon sa park which is 5 kandirits away from the house yon nga lang kelangan mong mag vest ng bakal lol, sabi ng kebigan ko anywhere in the city you need to where a vest, which is not bad kasi ang neighborhood na ito isang vest lang ang kelangan.

No.2 Laundry — daming washer sa tapat ng property hahaha maytag pa kamo!, Tapat nya LavanderaKo noh!

No.3 Accessibility — lurve it sobrang accessible ng padyak! Isang kandirit asa Vietnam/Italian town ka na, at ang bus hindi once a month nadaan - trice a month naman po bwahahaha…

I am so excited to move in the city!!!

The byaning trooperz next assignment is to look for a storage hehehe…

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Sometime last week there was a huge beri big anlakeeee lakeeeeng chizmacks hearsay that the diwata is not updating the site cause namimilipit “daw” sa sobrang sakit ang mga kamay with gout — pucha — NOT TRUE! *Syet, ganun ba kalala ang kamay ko, parang paa?*

I em so busy sobra with my mga bagong mga alaga — the diwata trooperz, wala na si Sargent Major. Baklava, sinibak ko na panay na ang bale mahilig pa mag no call at no show pucha. (Sssshhh, ang katotohanan eh pag sinama ko sya sa byaning trooperz, she might feel shes a minority noh!) *Kamot-ulo* Achually she was deployed sa Kosovo , yan ang katotohanan - pambala sa kanyon, that what the last time I heard from her. (He is a She! In transition po.) Footah anlala pati mga SEX Toys ko noh di magkaintindihan?

Syet-syet-syet FREE parking daw! Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk… This is what the byaning trooperz do on their free time, sa ads section browsing lol…

The diwata trooperz, busy haunting for a place to live in - paano ba naman di magiging busy, ang sabi ko kasi sa criteria ko I want those big windows kagaya sa pabrikang pinapasukan ko noon ha, as in BIG ha ayaw ko ng port hole ekkkk! High ceilings, parking para sa padyak ko? I want hard wood floors (Para madaling linisin, hmmm on a sekantot mukang malinis! Lols.) And most of all I want to be - where everyone wants to be yong mala Bonifacio High street na lugar na shalashalahan na lugar. I been living here in Tramo all my life noh. For a change ba. But what can the trooperz do if the budget is just base on what section 8 has to offer? Tanginang buhay to o!

The search is not ovah mga ka-Ovarrio! Mala Journey itech.

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Still walking. But this time I take my time and the vest things [As in plural?] is I finally has a new trainers di na naka-chucks (I call them trainers ekkkk not rubber shoes or sneakers no ack ack ack!) - I rest, if needed pero di nakurap, baka may ma-miss ako syet sayang naman noh! *Puffs yosi kadire and looks around, smelling that fresh air of vulva - EKKKKKK!*

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pokengina! kaurat na ang weather dito — it really, really, really, really, really really really sucks not for play-play! *On my dead seryus tone* pucha minsan kala mo may unos sabay pagkatapos ng isang araw kala mo tag-inet na ulit, syet na malagkit — nagkadikit-dikit sa pwit.

balot na balot sa damit ang ateng nyo, just like in the above image, nakanang boogie o. i didn’t know that it’ll be this hot today — fukingina, kung alam ko lang di sana nilabas ko yong mga 101 colors tang-ga at peplum ko?

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Thank you, please *Blogging live from the Obedient school.*

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