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What happens if you don’t have self-esteem?

You will hesitate to report a crime. You will hesitate to go for the job that you wanted. You will hesitate to ask for a “raise”. You will hesitate to vote. You will hesitate to call yourself an American.
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Here I go again… I miss Guantanamo!

Guantanamo is really calling me - I think I left my heart at Guantanamo… [Ngek!] Hmmm *Esep-Esep-Esep* may naiwanan ba akong girlet sa Guantanamo Del Mar last time I was there? WALA!!! *bitteretch na sagot.* I really don’t know how to start this…
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NO it is not another episode of QEFTSG - giving makeovers to some of their straight girlfriends…

Everybody loves to hate… (Well - In fact, I love to hate someone too, si Jackie Warner…) - - — Too bad I gots my eye on just Jackie…

I want have more lesbian friends as I could imagine, right before my eyes. But it seems that every lesbian that I get acquainted with seems to be a hater! (Awww, that’s sad! Really…)

Damn it! Of course every “potential lesbian friend” that comes my way deserves a chance - my chance, just don’t be hatin’ on me you lesbos!!! (Yeah, oftentimes I don’t practice what I preach! For I love to hate, Jackie. - Jackie Warner is like mmm Mr. Zulu - They are fictional, Jackie although not some character in some movie but she’s still to be considered fictional…) - Kilala ba nya ako? Ako lang naman nakakakilala sa kanya no! For I don’t exist in her life - sya lang nag e-exist sa buhay ko, hehehe…
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ME?
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30 Minute Meals, Tasty Travels and $40 a Day by Rachel Ray! [Ngek, baka ma-hate crime na naman ako ng mga hater lovers ko ulit nito…] You see me and one of my harem’s still has this hung uber, remember last Saturday, that “Kwentong Saudi” OMG, katuwan lang po, naglaro kami ng eye-for-an-eye [As in nagtitigan kami, hanggang ang isa sa amin eh makurap.] Graveh, nakakagutom pala iyon… Kaya ito…

Sucuk (Turkish Sausage) with onions and peppers [Ahhh, hot-hot-hot, sarap] Promise, after mo kainin itong dish na ito eh “Melon ka ng amoy” sa daming sibuyas nyan, ewan ko na lang kung hindi baktolin ang kumain nito! HAHAHA!!! Pero panalo sa sarap ang sibuyas na ito! Mind you guys, I don’t put tak-tak-tak ajinomoto on anything that I cook, kasi narinig ko na nakaka-panot “daw” iyon!

You wanna see my Lebanese Blond server? Sino kaya? Si Princess Jasmine from Aladdin? O si Sarah Balabagan ng ako’y minsan mong inangkin? Hmmm…

CLICK-CLICK-CLICK
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I don’t want the air that I breathe in… I feel so consumed by my own life… *Shet na malagkit, nagkadikit-dikit!*
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Last Saturday and Sunday I/WE was really worried. I know by heart that one of my loyal couriers is supposed to comeback from the Philippines with all that goodies that I have told her to bring. (Daing, Dangit, Tuyo, Tinapa at Lucban Longanissa) I have been calling her since 2PM Eastern time Saturday, but there is no answer… That really made me and my Nueva Yorka Amigas worried, for we don’t know where the hell is that courier and the “good stuff” that we told her to bring us hehehe…

I even called the airlines and could not provide me further information on her whereabouts ugh… *Hindi kaya na chorva na sa customs, dahil sa mga kontrabandong dala nya?*
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Kagabi sa bahay ni “Ate”

- I barely had sleep last night, but still managed to work today! Napakababaw po ng aking tulog. I was tossing and turning the whole time. Then finally I fell asleep but not that deep *Hindi pa ako naghihilik, binangugut na ako.* It’s like I am half awake/asleep… Nakakakot… Sobra… *HOY, mga baroooka may takot din naman ako noh!* It is good that I have snapped myself doon sa nightmare na iyon, nakakatakot… So I have to ask a favor from Demi, na mag-duty muna sya sa akin kagabi as security guard ko, na pag nababangungut ulit ako she’ll be giving me a ring (Marquee? O Princess cut? HAHAHA!!! Asa!) [Thanks Demi, for the wakeup call nga pala kanina… Alam mo naman ako sa katok sa pinto at ring ng phone lang nagigising, sa alarm ng BOOM BOX ko hindi hahaha…]
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Since Pinay BIG Sister “Ate” [Nasa La Germania - Nagpapakasawa sa malalaki at masasarap Wiener at Bratwurst.] is not here, I am the acting “Ate” sa bahay ni BIG sister. Lahat ng task ako ang nagpapatupad ngayon - paglilinis ng bahay ni ate, pagdidilig ng mga halaman ni ate, pagbubukas ng mga bills ni ate, hindi pagpapasok ng kung “sino” man sa kwarto ni ate at higit sa lahat ang pagpapatuloy ng training ni Jake ang aming housedawg.

Ang nakaraan sa bahay ni BIG sister…

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Sarap ng working from home, I can do whatever I want on my break… Mapa number 1 o number 2 - ng walang rush ahhhhh…

First thing in the morning mamaya eh magkakape muna ako, para naman kabahan ako diba? (Kelangan ko ng matinding kaba!!!) Tapos punta sa gym as in work mah @$$ (You see for ghey people, that really is important no…) Kasi kung chakaness ang katawan mo eh wala kang booty call aka hada hahaha… Lost ang karir mo sa makatuwid. *Aray ko*
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