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my stalker? Somebody sent me flowers, last valentines day *ganda ko? nakulot ang mga buhok ko sa ilong.* not just ordinary santan or gumamela fresh from the jardin ni lola ha, tulips daw sya freshly picked from holeland! I am so surprised as in!

<<<REWIND>>> Friday, Feb 13.

As usual I woke up late last Saturday afternoon [Ikaw ba naman makipag dinner ng 10 hours no?] Yesa! Me and some of my friends went out last Friday night, kasi nga daw loveless na kami tapos magbuburo pa daw ba kami sa bahay? So went out lalush ang mga bekbek sa paradigm. The food wasn’t that great at ang mahal-mahal pa pweeee, I ordered fillet mignon *I know it’s divided by, bakit ako o-order ng sliders? Hahaha.* (medium well - hindi ako nakain ng may dugo!) punyeta para akong nakain ng hallow block with a side of buhangin sa sobrang dry arggghh! Though I have enjoy their most expensive daw na wine *Lasing nga ako diva?* hehehe… (It’s another experience yon lang masasabi ko, at masasabi ko na once in my life, kahit papano nakakain ako sa sosyalan bwahahaha…) Sorry walang pektors, sosyalan - nakakahiya mag pektor baka sabihin, alam nyo na taga-boonduck.

<<<FAST FORWARD>>> Saturday, Feb 14.

While walking down the stairs, pramis kumapal ang buhok ko hehehe… I saw nakita ko ang 1800-flowers na bukas na, of course doon yan sa amo kong nag-feeling Bb. Pilipinas 2nd runner up noong Feb 14 noh! And then I saw nakita ko another box from proflowers an unopened box. [While approaching where the box full of flowers, I was feeling kinda hmmm envious/angry/furious/sad/lonely eklachuchu ha.] Ang ganda naman ni Chuva? 2 boxes of flowers on valentines day pa mismo and it is a Saturday delivery? Arghggg, handang-handa na ako kunin yong jungle bolo ko ng bigla ko makita ang aking full name… Ekkkkkkk, ang tangi kong nasabi sa aking sarili? GLYD as in

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Last week we have out of towner’s here who spent their weekend here at chateau chuva chienes. [Lahat ng bisita babae! OMG, talaga.]

Mga pamangkin ng amo ko. 4 girls are from New York and 1 from Maryland. (Chuva, pamangkin mo talaga sila? Di halata!)

It was so much fun! Kahit na I almost run out of English words ha.

We played this thing-a-ling I dunno what’s it called, but it’s like your going to say 3 things about yourself and one can be lie yadda-yadda-yadda… And their going to guess which is a lie and which is trulili *I have a twin, am 19 years old, and am really a boy* O which is which? Hahaha, footah! Kasi nga we don’t know each other no, so it’s like a getting to know you game chorva!

Then after that, we played truth or dare. Shempre ang lola nyo always dare, daming babae nyan no? Hahaha *ninuninuni* Actually my first dare was, they told me to call Demi and tell her how much, I love her daw… Hehehe, syet pa-sweet? O sige na nga! Good thing is, she did not pick up the call, baka na-hada ng iba??? *I love you more than sunflowers, I love you more than, sunshine, I love you more than everything?, I love you more then gay porn… Hahaha

Chuvas angels, making yosi sa fireplace, it’s like 15 degrees outside noh.

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Social climbing means when you are one hell of alagad ng Mahal na Reyna at you faithfully follow her damn rulez at faithfully follow her footsteps then pasok ka sa banga - that is social climbing.

Feed mo ego nya. Purihin mo sya day and night tiyak BFF ka nya all the way. Bff=ReynaElena=she will give you expensive gefts! (parang formula lang ng Ritz=Best friends diba?)

I am damn froud-truly-faithfully-lovingly-fabulously-mega-greatballsoffire-tothe-diamond-super-forallseason one of her followers no! Dinaig pa ang pag follow ko kay Nura at Velma, Brader Mike Velarde, Brod. Pete, Tammy Faye at Jim Bakker…

Then malalaman ko na sa lahat ng kanyang froud- truly-faithfully-lovingly-fabulously-mega-greatballsoffire-tothe-diamond-super-forallseason followers ako lang hindi nya ma gives loves on Christmas day!. (ni taho hindi mo man lang ako mabili! grrrrrrRrrrrRrr) Buti pa yang ceremonial wife mo at legal concubine mo GrrrrrrRrrrrr *inis*

For world peace ayan…

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I had fun at our house party… I am surprise I am invited! (I just hope America’s Top Monay is still busy moving stuff to their Mansion lol.) Sasabihin na naman nyan hindi sya imbitado, haller girl ako nga doon na nakatira minsan di pa din imbitado no ***DABOG, DABOG, DABOG***

Chuva could be a swetty patootie at times. Is this my welcome back party (GEE THANKS!!!) or just same old same old pity party? Bwehehehe… (I/WE did not expect that everybody will have a blast!) I enjoyed all those pangookray really… [I love having a good laugh really.]

How sweet naman!

Mga KaBaranGHAY you know the drill right? *Lasingin ang dalawang iyan!* Okay basta akong bahala sa babae, kayong bahala sa lalake! Mwahahaha…

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Reyna Elena the sole proprietor and owner of reynaelena dot com was featured in 2 newspapers in the Philippines. (Malaya, Ellen Tordesillas Section, Monday Edition, 10/06/2008 and The Philippine Daily Inquirer, Monday Edition, 10/06/2008)

Upon reading both chismaks in the said newspapers I really got darn confused. [Not about my issues (if I am a boy or girl). But in Reyna Elena’s sexuality!]

Can anyone tell me who the hell she/he is? *confused*

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I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya - hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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Last Friday, I ran into or should I say she ran into me [Ehehe, feeling Rapunzel na naman ako! :WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Haba buhok ko ever ever ever after…]

Mwehehehe… I met up with an old friend (The one, I used to talk to the whole effin’ night before I started dating Manat. Uhg lols! OO sya yong sinolotan ni Manat sa akin HAHAHA!!!) and really we gots and lotsa catching up to do no. It seems like forever since we last spoke and saw each otha noh! I sure do miss her, awwww… *O Demi, selos mode? Nah!* Anuvey!

Y’all meet my friend Tran! O diva? (Will she be the next Tila “Tequila” Nguyen?) I have been friends with her [As in friends with NO benefits, kasuya diba? SNAPPING fingers heeeheehhee] for a bit 5 years already.

I met her at some club in the city, where we always hang out and just every time were there, she was there too. (Sinusundan ata ako ng barookang ito eh?) And the rest is history loka-loka din kasi tong si kebigan kong to eh - She is funny, awesomely and fabulously gorgeously beautifuly and sexy ohhlala great balls of fire perfect! Hahahaha…

-WOOT-WOOT-

as for me? I am so effin’ liar hehehe… Peace Tran!

Want to see more of Tran? CLICK-CLICK-CLICK (HOY mya byaning jan, tama na ang pantaserye! Straight yan no!!! Sabi nya “straight daw sya” bweheheh…)

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Happy Happy Happy birthday Tom *mwah* ~ Pwe… lols

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I am t-t-t-ired! From the way I suffer during my efforts to the way I consistently go out to train day after day, week after week, year after year and even the way I deprive myself of dietary items. (Today, I have to call Josh and bail-out on him. I just want to pause for a moment.) Relax myself and Indulge. For all my discipline and deprivations today I have declared a holiday. :::::WHEEEEEEE:::::

Utterly shameful - Yes, I did it again… I just cannot help it. Choclits are addictive! I ate two. Ayan ang ividins…

Once I start eye-balling and eat it I cannot stop it. [Parang pringles, once you pop-u-can’t-stop.] You guys maybe unaware, but the resident fairie has a sweet tooth. Kaya naman ang tooth fairie ay anjan lang sa tabi-tabi nag-aabang hehehe.

*Phone Beeps* [A txt message from one of my re-search elves] Choclits lower cholesterol and prevent fat buildup in arteries. But don’t think this is a green light to go all choc-o-holic! Moderation is key, and not all chocolate is created equal, Dark varieties have the most antioxidant properties, followed by milk chocolate. - Ows? Talaga? Hmmm, justified na ba ang ginagawa ko? Hahahahaaaa… Basta, all I know is that I have this good feeling whenever I eat choclits. Life is truly sweet! [Kahit man kakahiwalay nyo lang mag-asawa o mag-jowa, mag-chocolate ka na, para feel good ever,ever,ever after!!!]

Love this maple choclits, awww - Thanks Chuva! Inggitera ka talaga… Talagang gusto mo akong hindi mag-succeed!!!
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Thanks to Ate!

For a start we had a sparkling wine [Peach Italian Spumante]

(Our patio)

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