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Great dinner!

Yan ang walang hanap-buhay, pa-dinner-dinner na lang! Hahaha…

Ampootah! Kapag ang tao talaga walang magawa sa buhay nya — lahat naiisip gawain… Cause yesterday afternoon – pootah nanahimik akong nagiinom, humahagikgik at nagiling [Kulang na lang cage, hahaha go-go na!] sa kitchen/bar ko ng biglang nag-ring and phone ko at may aabush ng bisita sa akin! His/Her Royal Ka-Chuvahan went here o diva — paano ba naman kasi, nabalik ako sa kanya – gusto ko ulit mamasukan sa kanya – nak ng teteng sabi ba naman sa akin gumawa ka muna ng dissertation bago kita employ ulit! Ano daw ang gagawin ko??? ANO?

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For a start

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The byaningtrooperz are back – due to bipolar demand!

And they is going to the Philippines! OMG as in Oo May Ganun – Talaga! From Philadelphia-New York-Korea-Pinas. Tinalo ang from Paris to Pinas ni KC as in KClyn Francisco bwahahaha!!! *Footah, na-bu-buang na naman ako!!!*

A few daze from now will be in PI – Not Putang Ina but Pinas ang lupang hinirang! And I won’t disclose the dates bwahahah – eh kung ma-Ninoy Aquino ekk Benzahir Bhuto ako sa airpot ng mga kaaway ko? Eh di lost na agad ang karir ko?

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Of course the byaningtrooperz had their passport ready at dapat 6 months beyond pa ito bago mag expire or else lost ang karir mo! At para no need for a visa – Pina-dual-citizenshipssss ko sila! Diva kapag foreign born ka, you are only allowed to stay in Pinas for only 21days without a visa — Tandaan yan mga foreign borns, na kagaya ko na born in L.A. as in Legaspi, Albay bwehehehe…

Isa pang travel tip mula sa byaningtrooperz… Travel light! Wag na wag magdala ng bagahe – magdala ka ng bagahe ng iba (Di worth lalo na yong kargamentong dala namin pucha may libre atang kagaw! Nangati kami ng mga trooperz habang iniempake itech! Libreng allergy din dahil ang baho-baho ng mga kargamento nya footah tong merkanong nagpadala sa akin eh magsasabog ata ng lagim ng kagaw sa PI syet!) Ng kumita ka! O diba!!! Ngayon pa, na madaming nagpapa-cargo, samantalahin ang monument na itech! [That is the Italian (Ita at Ilocanong heritage of me at Jewish.) Ibang klase diba? Lethal sa pagka Elofanga!] Hahahaha. *Check-in mo ang bagahe na binayaran sayo, but make sure that you check it! Bawat hibla tignan mo at baka ma-broke-down palace ka ala Claire Danes or Bridger Jones Diarrea ka!!!*

Itong modus operandi: Ang handy carry mo make sure na di makikita ng airline personel dahil andoon lahat ang personal na kargamento mo – at kapag nakalusot ka winner! Plangang butas! Kahit pa 200lbs ang laman nyan hahahaha!!! Just make sure that you can lift that hand carry and it’s going to fit at the overhead cabin.

Isa pang tip, call your cell phone provider ask if they can unlock your phone so that you can bring it with you kung saan ka man papunta – sa impyerno, ewan ko kung may service doon – pero since ang phone ko daw eh quad band at napakatagal ko nang gagung customer na nag tya-tyaga sa serbisho nila – eh pwedeng pwede ko daw sya gawin, kahit saang lupalop ng mundo! At eto pang isang tip – ask them (Your service provider.) If they can turn off your phone/service while your gone – aba malaki din matitipid mo jan mga PISO ata – aba wala ka naman so sino maaring gumamit ng phone mo? Si Kokey??? At kahit maglakad ka mula Monumento to Baclaran I don’t think makakapulot kapa ng Piso sa ngayon!

Ito pang isang tip ha, do your shopping ahead of time. As in waywayway ahead of time. Pag nag sale ang mga chocolate ng Easter go lalush bayola ka na, sasabihin ng mga relathieves mo pag binigay mo yon at di pa season diba sikat sila saan sila mamakita ng may Easter chocolates? Sila lang meron nyan! Samantalang mag-pa-Pasko pa lang diba? At ang mga chocolates ngayon theme eh Santa Clause, sayo mga kuneho na! Hehehe… (Talaga namang pinakyaw ko ang mga chocolate doon sa tindahan noong nakaraang Easter at ang sabi ng hitad na kahera – whoaaaa that’s alot! Well I have a sweet tooth! Who cares? Even the care bears doesn’t!!!) Benta na yon!

Kapag nag-bakasyon ka, ang gastos di nagsisismula sa destinatyon mo, nagsisimula sya bago ka pa lang lumayas ~~~ Diwatangbyaning  (And you can quote me on this one.)

Always buy pasalubong from the wholesalers! Yong mga kahon-kahong candies doon mo bilihin… Sabay tangalin ang kahon, dahil masyado syang bulky okay. Ito dapat handy sayo always – dahil kapag papasok ka na sa Philippine immigration at customs may bumati sayo ng Merry Christmas at expected you have to be polite too. Greet them accordingly and you know finalize it hahaha isplurk ng trooper sabay bigay ng tig-iisang fruit loop sa bawat isa sa kanila.

Hmmm chika update sa aking second day may itinerary agad – May party agad [Di pa man nag iinit ang bangkay!] and I hope it’s not one of those pity parties that I had before… Geezzz…

I feel love, really… They will take time to spend it to me, with good food? For sure all my relathieves will be there…

I really really really feel special as in special child footah! May naka organize agad na DysFUNCTION!

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Halloween @ Voyeur

What happens in the dark, stays in the dark! Hahaha, secret di ko i-po-post ang mga ka-hindik-hindik na mga litrato… Pero kung ako’y pipilitin, pwede din…

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Thought for the season: Ang tae maskrahan mo man, tae pa din… Hehehe… *Aray!*

Bwahahahah (Tawang Ben David…) I will be back for more.

Overhaul?

Probably hmmm more of a tune-up? Okay whatever it is… Hahaha… Di pa naman ako ganung ka-tanders! *EHEM* (Sabay lunok…) Ng ano? *Presses the buzzer!* Ng bato??? *Si Darna ka?*

Some kinda words of wisdom: Pagnagkaka-edad ka kelangan mo ng matinding Overhaul!

Kakalowka!!!

It all started with… I have to find another dentist BLAH – one who does accept my insurance PPO daw kasi, so kahit saan pwede? Hmmm all over the nation? Hahaha – May naalala ako… (PPO ang insurance ko noh – so kahit saan ako pumunta pwede! D kelangan ng referral. Kahit saan… Nationwide ito noh, all over the kwantri!) Giit ng babae, di ako nagsabi non! Sabi ko naman *May kasamang pagkamangha sa insurance nya!* Really? Kahit saan? Hahaha, huling balita ko sa Alaska ata sya nakakita ng nearest Neuro wala kasing Neuro na natangap ng PPO sa kanilang baranghey sa east coast bwehehe kasi PPO nga! Nationwide! All over the kwantri nga iyon!

Oo sa cuidad nga ako nakatira pero lahat ng mga ka-ek-ekan sa boquirin pa din nagaganap, palibhasa malapit sa factoring pinagpapartyman ko.

10 weeks ago (Tindi!) before my scheduled appointment, went to nearby dental office, *Tantantinin* (Parang background musak sa mga action movies ni WengWeng.) Nanlaki ang mga mata ko sa aking nasilayan. Sabay sabi sa aking sariling (Asan ba ako? Sabay kamot sa ulo sa itaas.) Pootah kulang na lang may maglako ng shingaling, balot, chicharon, mineral water na galing sa poso! At yong mga tao kulang na lang may dalang mga lata ng biskwit pucha. Nagaantay ng huling byahe papuntang L.A. as in Legaspi, Albay! Syet parang istasyon ng bus sa Maynila parang nasa Farinas bus station <<<— hahah plugging? Ekkk! Dental office daw ito! Hahaha… Syetness! Meron pa lang ganyan dito sa prominent shala-shalahang boquirin daw??? Malamang tong dentistang to by quantity ang drama sa PPO – pakyawan ba, kaya naman ganun kadami talaga ang pasahero nya ey shet paseyente pala, sorry!

Lagare kung lagare! Dahil pagkatapos doon sa istayon ng bus takbo naman kami (Yesa, kami. Nagsama ako ng hatak as in entourage. Isa lang nauto ko eh lol. Para pag tapat ng spot light sa akin eh may taga palakpak ako!) sa patak center ni Doc Juan Flavier. Cuz you know, I need to DOH it noh! Hahaha… At times like this, I wish I have notabels, kahit kasing haba lang ng vienna sausage at kasing payat lang ng panda ballpen bwahaha *Wala akong paki sa machismo, na kesyo kelangan kasing lake ng braso ni Hulk Hogan syet!* It’s all in the performance, at nag BOW pa kamo after ng nasabing performance. HAHAHAH!!!

Paunawa: Hindi ito bastos! Huwag klikin, kung ayaw makakita ng puday!

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Gheysha Diaries: It’s a ghey, ghey, gheyyyy world after all

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Pre-game: iyotan na ta!!!

Putukan na!!! *Hoy mga magickera, careful-careful, alam nyo na. Aba mahirap na ang maputukan no…*

I love wine. [A meal is not a meal to me if there is no wine.] (Kahit pa tukneneng lang ang hapunan?) I wasn’t really into wines — but then again, kapag naTANDA KA, sometimes you wanted something tame right? Hahahaha…. Owkey, so who am I fooling here? I think I can drink almost anything. *Presses the buzzer* Ekkk Malt liquor? Bwahahaha – Pucha, try harder! *Presses the buzzer again* Everclear? Hahaha, ekkkk no – not ever.

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Re-posted: Diwata Production Presents…

I love this ever-ever (Kaya nga eto, re-post daw eh…) I did this post, when I was just starting to blog. Sisihin si Barbie kung bakit madaming naging tibo ek-ek magic bwahahaha…

WARNING: Parental guidance is needed — BADLY! Do not click it you is a minor!

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let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!

12/19/2009 – It snowed whole day/night non-stop, and it was a pretty much heavy snow. In fact it was up to the neck, kung si mahal yong tao diba? For me since matangkad ako? It’s up to my thighs hahaha nakaluhod kasi ako? [Ayaw na nga ako paalisin ng amo ko kahapon eh, natatakot na hindi mag call in ang tao ng Sunday, ang sagot ko - are you for real? Hahahaha... Kahit 20 feet ang snow uuwi ako, kahit maglakad ako ng nakaluhod. Am just not comfortable sleeping there. Takot mapagsamantalahan? Hahaha. Hindi din! Takot ako sa contamination!!! Hahahaha as in biohazardous stuffs... Ekkkk!]

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Ngayon lang ako nagpala ng snow for a very longgggg period of time. At hindi na mauulit ito kasi next week lilipat na ulit ako sa condo wheeeeeeeee… *Ang sakit sa braso ang sakit sa lower back, kakagaling lang ng tuhod ko, ngayon eto panibangong sakit na naman ng katawan.* Pota [Don't say bad words!]

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After I cleared the drive way, I took a dive on the other side of the driveway – you know kasi, I word hard – I even play harder bwahihihihi… I wanted to make maize con heilo and a snowman (Hahaha parang ngayon lang nakakita ng snow? Bagong salta? Lol.) But then, I didn’t. It’s texture is still soft — just perfect for a snow cone lol.

Patnubay ng magulang ang kailangan: If you is 18 or below please do leave now as in now na! But if you is 50 and above… CLICK – CLICK – CLICK.

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Strength is measured not by holding on, but by letting go…

Figuratively it takes alot of strength to let go…


I badly needed a stress buster!!!

I want to drink this now as in now na!!!

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There’s just too much stress going on with my life right now. People who doesn’t give a fcuk and a slack to me… And one of em’ was my instructor. She is really gettin’ on my nerves earlier, the other day and alllllllllll the time, longggggggggg time – paano ba naman, nak ng pota may date ata si potah kanina nagmamadali ng nagmamadali… I just hate it. Might as well dismiss the class diva? One of the girls in my class told me that we don’t really need the stuff that she was sayin’ earlier – tipo bang just for the heck of it – basta maibigay at nasabing ibinigay nya. Ganun lang… Footang ina *Malutong sa dulo!*

Secondly, my phone’s been acting such dramassssssseesss lately. Minsan mamatay ng sarili, minsan sisindi magisa ka-urat. Kapag nag off bago mo magamit txt or call after an hour pa, ultimo phone book, di maka-access. Punyeta, poverty! Haysigh *Buntong hiningang malalim na hinugot sa pwet mo!* So para wala nang stress… I will call my cell phone provider and cancel the service, para manahimik na din ang buhay ko… Naiirita na ako sa mga letcheng no number at mga letsugas na number na natawag sa akin na hindi ko naman kilala ang number. (I guess it’s okay to cancel, wala namang nagmamahal sa akin eh., Bukod kay Jake [Wala namang cell yon eh, and besides aso po si Jake lol.] At hindi para magbayad ako ng monthly service ng wala – as in wala lang.)

Later bitches!

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