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Plop, plop, Fizz, fizz…

Dear Diarya,

During my 3 week vacation in Pinas, (Specially in between my trips from Manila to Caticlan and Manila to Puerto Princessa!!! *Anak ka ng pinasabog.*) most of the time I was confined in the toilet bowl aka CR daw! I know I should have taken Viagra instead of Diatabs no? *Putotoy nga ni 100 year old kong lolo napapatigas non ebak pa kaya?*

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Even I had a BM enjoy pa din! Yon na nga lang minsan, napapahinto ang lola sa paglakad at bigla na lang maninigas at pagpapawisan ng malamig hahaha poocha i know right!

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Before boarding the plane in terminal 3 jusko buti na lang ang dami ding stores doon like mini stop no. I asked the cashier if they have Diatabs o Imodium… Sabi ng hitad na kahera…

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Kahera: Ay wala pong Imodium o Diatabs! Generic lang po…

Me: Okay sige, bigyan mo ng ako kahit ano basta gamot sa diarya ko! *Bago ako magkalat dito!*

Kahera: Generics nga lang po ang meron kami! *She’s quite upset.*

Me: Eh ano bang sabi ko? Diba bigyan mo ako ng punyeta mong Generic! Leche!!!

Kahera: Mga kagaya lang po ng Mefenamic Acid.

Me: Footah! Syet ka, humanap ka nga nga kausap mo!!! Adik ka ba? Maga ba pwet ko? Syet ka no!

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Parilya

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I will be leaving on Jun 8, and for the last time - I will be meeting long time friends at my favorite hangout place! Parilya bar located at Bautista cor. Emilia Sts. off Buendia Ave. Makati City. (Palibhasa sponsore ko yan. Kaya kailangan i-blog bwahahah…)

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Dito ba?

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~~~Sings~~~ dito ba, dito ba, o dito ba. Ang dapat kong kalagyan. Na isang sulok kong hiram. Sa ilalim ng araw. [Nadala ako dun ah!] Paano ba naman no! Twing burpday ko na lang laging nakikisabay tong Earth day na ito!

The invitation was 7 o’clock ang mga footah nagdatingan ng 830 at gutom na gutom ang mga hinayupak! Ano ba, earth hour kami no! Mga footah dito pa ata balak makigamit ng gasera! At FYI FCOL hindi ito lobby! Hehehe…

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Imvernang-imverna ang mga bisita namin, dahil hindi nila makita kung ano na ba ang kinakain nila lols… Dahil nga sa dilim no! Yong iba namang bisita kala serprise party ito kaya walang ilaw o pa-epek daw as in ambiance ekkkkkkkkkkkkkk ano ba!

Ang saya-sayang ng party ko noong Sabado! The best party ever, saya-saya parang lamay! (If not for the abuloys na nakuha ko, sows hindi ako maghahanda no!) Salamat sa $40, $25 at 191.85 hehehe as in may butal pa talaga! Ika nga share your blessings! O diva!!! Salamat sa umuulan na wine as in parang may sale [As n buy 1 get 3 lols.] ang yellow tail naulan ng wine dine, sa mga nagbigay ng cake speak and monay thanks sabi ko naman huwag na kayo magabala asos bukas ang aking palad sa mga cashita at checkitas! Hehehe…

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Popularity: 89% [?]

Pepe Bahaghari hour!

Today’s agenda:

* Help BBGirl load her stuffs on the Uhaul van (Hays! Buti naman mababawasan na ng mga pasaway dito sa aming baranghey!)

* Go to the market and buy the ‘neccesary stuffs’ that I need for tonight’s dinner.

Twing kaarawan ko na lang laging nakikisabay tong earth day na ito argggg!!! At sabi ng amo kong si Mam Chuva dito sa aming mansyon ‘chateau ChuvaChienes’ i-oobserve daw namin to bukas which we usually do… Ekkkkkk pero paano na ang mga bisita kong A-lister daw? Last year okay lang kasi sa labas naman ako nag celebrate diba? *OO, nakigamit kami ng koryente ng iba hehehe.*

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Popularity: 73% [?]

You changed my life as a woman

Ekkkkkkkkkkkk moment pala hehehe, mali lang ako ng pagkadinig. I am off today (Sunday diba? Nag Luneta? Heheh) Rest day naman po today, actually hindi din rest kasi halos half day din ako naghahanap ng work dito sa net no. Ang aking resume ipinamomod-mod ko na parang flyer dito sa ka-internetan hehehe… Kahit anong tarbahu basta marangal (Yan ang aking goal, marangal na tarbahu, since may marangal na akong titirahan in the next few weeks. Sana lang hindi ko makita na nakahilata ang aking room mate doon sa living room na walang dangal ha!) I decided na sumama sa aking newly found friends na mga baklang pariwara. Pamatay ang entrance $15 ano ba yan may kasama bang lobo yan? Buti sana kung may machine sa sinehan eh wala, *Para maka pag child o senior rate.* as in si manong cashita lang ang tinatangap at kaliwaan pa kamo!

So yon na nga yours trulili Pepe Bahaghari went to see ‘you changed my life in a moment’ hehehe *Bebe ko? Bebe ko? Bebe ko?* Fotangenang ringtone yan o hahaha naalala ko tuloy bebe ko kina Laida Magtalas at Miggy Montenegro bweheheh, as in parang kaming-kami kasi parehas silang Adik ni Laida eh! Like Miggy business minded ako, busy ako but unlike Miggy hindi po ako uber yaman hehehe… Tapos itong shota ko, mantakin mo na gustong mag-quit sa tarbahu nya? Para ano? Para mag full time daw sa akin? Ano ako sanggol kelangan pa duduin? Anong papakain ko sayo? Grava? (Totoo naman eh! Mga demands ni Laida parang ganyan din ang demands ng bebe ko as in!) [Siguro A ka, coz you’re not meant to B.] *Whisper from the background.* Teeehehehe…

And my foint is… Ang pagmamahal walang sukatan yan. Ano yan harina, nasusukat? Walang mas walang more o kug anik-anik pa! Kapag sinasabihan ko ng I love you si bebe ko ang laging ang sagot niya, mas mahal kita o ako lang naman nagmamahal sayo sa relasyon na to eh [arggggggggggggg] - eksaktimo just like Laida ADIK! Kaya naman sobrang mas mataas din na expectations nila diba? Parehas silang ADIK ni Laida! Kung tutuusin naman talaga mahal ko talaga sya, misan lang hindi ko alam nasasaktan ko sya o na dededma gets nyo ba? Iba’t-ibang tao iba’t-iba ng pagpapakita ng pagmamahal. Diba? Just like John Lloyd kahit pagoda tragedy na me sa araw-araw I am trying my best too na mapakita sayo na mahal kita pero yon na nga lang kulang pa din… Ano bang kulang ha koya? Mag sundance ako while saying I love you? Heheheh…

Popularity: 69% [?]

Everything is falling into place?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… *Talon sabay tumbling, pagbagsak sabay split! WINNER!* Hehehe!

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Pero madalas ko pa ding tanungin ang sarili ko ng mga tanong na [Tama ba ang ginagawa ko sa buhay ko?] Sabi nga ni Ate Chuva eh kung bumubukol naman diba? Sabagay!

Ewan ko ba noong Thursday I decided na talaga na I am moving here at dito ako magbabagong buhay. (As in bagong buhay kung bagong buhay!) Langya nagugulat din ako sa mga desisyon ko eh hehehe, tangina syet - nakalimot na naman kasi akong uminom ng Adderall eh bwhehehe, kaya ayan ang aking mga judgements.

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Popularity: 78% [?]

Who is,

my stalker? Somebody sent me flowers, last valentines day *ganda ko? nakulot ang mga buhok ko sa ilong.* not just ordinary santan or gumamela fresh from the jardin ni lola ha, tulips daw sya freshly picked from holeland! I am so surprised as in!

<<<REWIND>>> Friday, Feb 13.

As usual I woke up late last Saturday afternoon [Ikaw ba naman makipag dinner ng 10 hours no?] Yesa! Me and some of my friends went out last Friday night, kasi nga daw loveless na kami tapos magbuburo pa daw ba kami sa bahay? So went out lalush ang mga bekbek sa paradigm. The food wasn’t that great at ang mahal-mahal pa pweeee, I ordered fillet mignon *I know it’s divided by, bakit ako o-order ng sliders? Hahaha.* (medium well - hindi ako nakain ng may dugo!) punyeta para akong nakain ng hallow block with a side of buhangin sa sobrang dry arggghh! Though I have enjoy their most expensive daw na wine *Lasing nga ako diva?* hehehe… (It’s another experience yon lang masasabi ko, at masasabi ko na once in my life, kahit papano nakakain ako sa sosyalan bwahahaha…) Sorry walang pektors, sosyalan - nakakahiya mag pektor baka sabihin, alam nyo na taga-boonduck.

<<<FAST FORWARD>>> Saturday, Feb 14.

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While walking down the stairs, pramis kumapal ang buhok ko hehehe… I saw nakita ko ang 1800-flowers na bukas na, of course doon yan sa amo kong nag-feeling Bb. Pilipinas 2nd runner up noong Feb 14 noh! And then I saw nakita ko another box from proflowers an unopened box. [While approaching where the box full of flowers, I was feeling kinda hmmm envious/angry/furious/sad/lonely eklachuchu ha.] Ang ganda naman ni Chuva? 2 boxes of flowers on valentines day pa mismo and it is a Saturday delivery? Arghggg, handang-handa na ako kunin yong jungle bolo ko ng bigla ko makita ang aking full name… Ekkkkkkk, ang tangi kong nasabi sa aking sarili? GLYD as in

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Just something to look forward to…

I got this through royal mail (taray!) last Friday. Thanks BFFKO! Ikaw talaga ang akinbg biggest fan no? [May sukli kang hada mula sa akin, promise - saranghamidabo.] *Ganda mo, ikaw ang pinaka-seksi sa lahat sa kanila Nanette Inventor, Malu Fernandez, Dabyana at Aiko Zada! Yaman mo, walang kasamang pera?* Heheheh…

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For another £100000,00000,0000 GBP ekkkk hindi signed? Kala ko pa naman mapapasama na ako sa mga alta de cuidades na kagaya nga mga Jolie-Pitt. Arg! Diba nga they bought that picnic painting worth £200,000. But then, I am still thankful - somewhat this image has given me hope…

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Overwhelmed

Last week we have out of towner’s here who spent their weekend here at chateau chuva chienes. [Lahat ng bisita babae! OMG, talaga.]

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Mga pamangkin ng amo ko. 4 girls are from New York and 1 from Maryland. (Chuva, pamangkin mo talaga sila? Di halata!)

It was so much fun! Kahit na I almost run out of English words ha.

We played this thing-a-ling I dunno what’s it called, but it’s like your going to say 3 things about yourself and one can be lie yadda-yadda-yadda… And their going to guess which is a lie and which is trulili *I have a twin, am 19 years old, and am really a boy* O which is which? Hahaha, footah! Kasi nga we don’t know each other no, so it’s like a getting to know you game chorva!

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Then after that, we played truth or dare. Shempre ang lola nyo always dare, daming babae nyan no? Hahaha *ninuninuni* Actually my first dare was, they told me to call Demi and tell her how much, I love her daw… Hehehe, syet pa-sweet? O sige na nga! Good thing is, she did not pick up the call, baka na-hada ng iba??? *I love you more than sunflowers, I love you more than, sunshine, I love you more than everything?, I love you more then gay porn… Hahaha

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Chuvas angels, making yosi sa fireplace, it’s like 15 degrees outside noh.

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Happy Happy Happy 2009?

Right after new year’s day, I woke up around 2pm and have so much plans for the day, and gambling is not of of those things ha - not until my amo asked me to go to Borgata to watch a free comedy show (kahit anong show pa yan basta libre sodom and GOgorrah ako jan!)

We was in AC very early for the show, so laro muna at cocktails [I love going to casinos kasi I could have unlimited drinks hehehe kapalit noon? ang mga milyones ko syet!]

Ang ganda ng pasok ng 2009 sa akin! I am winning [I am gonna go home a winner!!!] at sabi ko sa sarili ko syet feel na feel ko ma hihit ko ang progressive jackpot sa nilalaro kong wheel of fortune (mantakin mo panay ang pa spin ng wheel sa akin, and that has never happened before.) hehehe as in ang kati ng mga mariang palad ko.

I was playing crazy, I’ve played almost all the games (beto-beto, sakla, jueteng). Para akong lukaret na feeling na sa showdown ng all-stars world cup of poker na live sa HBO.

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Popularity: 84% [?]

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