Diwatang Byaning

From bottom of my heart, your all time favorite all American ghel - diwatang_byaning! (Have fun! Just a ghey friendly reminder, don’t do drugs! DO DRAG!)

The economy’s still down, food prices are up and we’re still at war in Iraq? BUT it’s July 4th… SO HAVE FUN!

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Here I go again… I miss Guantanamo!

Guantanamo is really calling me - I think I left my heart at Guantanamo… [Ngek!] Hmmm *Esep-Esep-Esep* may naiwanan ba akong girlet sa Guantanamo Del Mar last time I was there? WALA!!! *bitteretch na sagot.* I really don’t know how to start this…
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Geez, this is not another episode of Chef Bobby Flay!

Hot off the grill - sausage kabobs - of course sausage (kaya nga sausage kabobs diba?, peppers (yellow, green and orange - kulang na lang blue at pink buo na ang bioman hahaha), muchrooms (3 lang tinipid ko, ang mahal nyan no, parang ginto - imagine for 6 pcs nitong portobello it’s whooping $5 ANO DAW?), at shempre onions alot of onins. - Anong sinabi ng tinda ni Mohamad jan sa kanto? WALA!
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So FAR…

I came this close to this choclit cake, so close that in a blink of an eye I could have tasted it. [Must be really good though?] I dunno… Maybe?

For years, I have never eaten cakes - let alone choclit cakes… [To eat is an issue, as I’ve always deny hunger…] Did you know, that I have never eaten any cakes at all?, for years - yeah even my own birthday cake… Uhg!

I am so proud of meself, for I have resisted this guilty pleasure… [I feel good about it!]
BUT… A big BUT…
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Eating out at may not be getting any cheaper, but definitely the wait is shorter…

It’s really been awhile since the last I have eaten out. Inflation surely is causing me to rethink my spending habits, and that starts with my food. I may not be able to control the high prices of gas, milk, eggs, bread, fruit, peanut butter, coffee and other stuffs… But I can surely control my spending habits. [Kaya madalas, todo cook ang ate ninyo, mas mura kaya iyon?]

Just a thought… Starbucks coffee is still way higher than gas… So gasul pa din ang lalaklakin ko! HAAHAHA… Still no way to Starbucks coffee! (more…)

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It’s sad but I truly miss her majesty HRH Mam’ ChuvaChienes (WHAT? YOU a royalty now? Since when?) I miss you, I hope you really come home this Friday! [May you have the safest trip ever!] It’s really boring here without you! (I will be cooking your favorites those ever-ever greasy Filipino delicacy lols)

See all that liqueurs? It’s all been sitting in our not so “fancy” counter top for a month now - waiting for you….
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30 Minute Meals, Tasty Travels and $40 a Day by Rachel Ray! [Ngek, baka ma-hate crime na naman ako ng mga hater lovers ko ulit nito…] You see me and one of my harem’s still has this hung uber, remember last Saturday, that “Kwentong Saudi” OMG, katuwan lang po, naglaro kami ng eye-for-an-eye [As in nagtitigan kami, hanggang ang isa sa amin eh makurap.] Graveh, nakakagutom pala iyon… Kaya ito…

Sucuk (Turkish Sausage) with onions and peppers [Ahhh, hot-hot-hot, sarap] Promise, after mo kainin itong dish na ito eh “Melon ka ng amoy” sa daming sibuyas nyan, ewan ko na lang kung hindi baktolin ang kumain nito! HAHAHA!!! Pero panalo sa sarap ang sibuyas na ito! Mind you guys, I don’t put tak-tak-tak ajinomoto on anything that I cook, kasi narinig ko na nakaka-panot “daw” iyon!

You wanna see my Lebanese Blond server? Sino kaya? Si Princess Jasmine from Aladdin? O si Sarah Balabagan ng ako’y minsan mong inangkin? Hmmm…

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Again congratulations to my friend Gianna Versace from graduating last 2 weeks ago from some Obedience School in Camden.

In celebration of this event hers trulili had a party at her house last Saturday. Ang daming pagkain as in! Mmmm-mmm good as in Finger lickin’ foods, ayan nga eh masakit pa din ang aking daliri nakagat ko kasi, kala ko isa sa mga “finger foods” *hahahaaaa* Ang saya-saya ng party na ito! Kulang na lang kape ay biskuit. (Coffee Hour na as in lamay!) In fairness, masaya talaga! Yong kwentuhan ganun ba…

Shempre ang mga “A-listers na Butsi Gang” andoon at ang America’s Top 10 Monay andoon din… *Pa-istaran ang labanan shempre pa*

See ito ang ibinsya, ang finalist ng America’s Top 10 Monay - Ayan naglalakihan ang mga muka…

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Last Saturday and Sunday I/WE was really worried. I know by heart that one of my loyal couriers is supposed to comeback from the Philippines with all that goodies that I have told her to bring. (Daing, Dangit, Tuyo, Tinapa at Lucban Longanissa) I have been calling her since 2PM Eastern time Saturday, but there is no answer… That really made me and my Nueva Yorka Amigas worried, for we don’t know where the hell is that courier and the “good stuff” that we told her to bring us hehehe…

I even called the airlines and could not provide me further information on her whereabouts ugh… *Hindi kaya na chorva na sa customs, dahil sa mga kontrabandong dala nya?*
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Parang si Aida, si Lorna o si Fe ang drama!

This is the first time ever I have tasted Nutella… I have heard from alot of peoples how good it is… There’s nothing fancy about it… I thought that if I eat it, I’ll be having a multi-orgasm in no time, sa sarap ngek wala! Mas masarap pa si Lily’s peanut butter sa totoo lang!!! Team Lily’s peanut butter all the way!

Na salmonella ata ako ever-ever noong isang araw! Ang sakit ng aking chaney-ney ever-ever… Graveh muntikan na akong tumawag ng 911 as in… (HOY chuva for that idedemanda ko ang insurance company ng bahay mo!!!) Diba nga lahat ng kamatis nilafang ko tuwing kakain ako? Sa susunod wag na tayong bumili sa produce ng mga gulay ang dami gurl!!! At hanghihinayang akong magtapon ever, alam mo naman ang drama ever pag galing ka sa hirap ganun talaga… Ultimo mo panis na kanin kakainin mo, wag lang maitapon… Lalo na ngayon sa hirap ng buhay! Ang gasolina eh $4.00 something na… Ano ba! At yan pa yong mababang klaseng ga-as ha, yong may halong tubig! (Speaking, wala pa ang aking stimulus check arggggghhhh…) I need moniesssss… Baka sa Agosto ko pa daw makuha ang free moniesss na iyon, walanghiya kasi tong si ka PePe eh… (Dahil sa kanila late ako naka pag-file, ang babagal ng staff nila uhg!)

Paunawa sa mga nakain ng almusal, tanghalian at hapunan please do not click… Patnubay lang po ng magulang ang kailangan…
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