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Now put on your bullet proof vest and am taking you to the hood!

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Looks family right? Hehehe… Halos mangiyak-ngiyak ako ng makita ko in real life with my 2 big brown eyes ang donut shop na ito — kasi naman noh, sa movies ko lang to nakikita ehehehe… This is a 1 in a million experience for moi!

Te gusta mota?

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Then you are in the right street! Bandang Olympic at Fedora hahahah, kapag may nakitang eMe (Hmmm mashado naman atang prejudice! Lol.) Tanungin kung may kasama na libreng Tamales — dahil na heardsung ko na kapag viola ka ng mota jan may libreng Tamales pa daw, at masarap daw talaga yong pagkain at panalo daw sa Japan ang green sauce on top ng nasabing Tamales. Syet sarap naman noon… Food trip kung food trip ampootah!

Nakakalowka!

Pootah nawala lang ako ng ilang araw ang mga searches sa site ko nakakabaliw!

Merong taga Poland na nag search ng NAKET FILIPIN GEL — ampootah kung paano sya magsalita malamang ganun din sya mag spell hahahaha!!! Merong naghahanap ng PINAY BOOBS anobah??? (If I can recall, never naman ako nagpakita pa ng dyojing ko ditech diva?) May naghahanap din ng TIBO NA INLOVE? ano daw??? Pero pinakamadami ang naghahanap ng SCANDAL or PINAY SCANDAL — now, ganun ba ako ka-scandelicious para sa akin mapunta ang mga linchak na mga searches na iyan???

Pero ang mas nakakalowkang balita eh nalowka ako sa dinnerech ko kagabi! Hindi ako masyadong pala-kain ng isda kasi pagkaing pang-mahirap yon noh bwahahaha lol chika lang. Mahilig ako sa KARNE por kilo lol pero pwede ding i-substitute ng TAHONG hahahah! (Pritong isda ni wala man lang asin o paminta na timpla? Ni walang sawsawang suka. Kasi di nakabili ng organic na suka, take note ORGANIC na suka lol. Sauteed kale on garlic and lots of onions? At Daikon – ANO DAW? Leche labanos lang sya pinasosyal lang ang pangalan! As is ang mga pagkain.

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Stalap ng walang magawa…

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Patapambay – tambay lang? (Nakakapagod ang walang magawa! Sa totoo lang! Dami mong panahon magisip – nakakasakit sa ulo syet!) Kaya naisipan ng mga byaning raiders (Si Maita at si Maila – lol) ipaghanda ng almusal ang kanilang mahal na ka-Ovarrio!

Behind the scenes —

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Byahilo!

Punyeta walang pinagkaiba ang Cebu City sa Menila! (Ang dami ding tao hahaa! Saan ba wala masyadong tao dito?) *Taga bundok kasi ako, di sanay makakita ng iba!!!* The only difference between Manila and Cebu City is that in Cebu it’s just 45 minutes away from the beach…

In Fairview, Quezon City – Masarap ang pagkain!!!

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Stalap!

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Naglalaway pa din ako!

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SOCO: Scene Of The Crime Operative

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Gush Abelgosh: Kung mahusay ang pagkalap at pagsisinop ng ibidinsya — lumalaki ang chansa na malutas ang anumang krimeng sinisiyasat. Sa bawat kasong matutukan ng aking kamera, dadalhin ko kayo sa mismong centro ng imbistigasyon. Samahan nyo ako sa aking bawat hakbang at pagpupursigi sa paghanap ng katotohanan gamit ang siyensha, lohika at pamamaraan. Dahil kapag may katwiran — IPAGLABAN MO! At kapag ikaw ay inapi? Isumbong mo kay TULFO…

PASOK katotong Gush

[PAGSASADULA]

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Great dinner!

Yan ang walang hanap-buhay, pa-dinner-dinner na lang! Hahaha…

Ampootah! Kapag ang tao talaga walang magawa sa buhay nya — lahat naiisip gawain… Cause yesterday afternoon – pootah nanahimik akong nagiinom, humahagikgik at nagiling [Kulang na lang cage, hahaha go-go na!] sa kitchen/bar ko ng biglang nag-ring and phone ko at may aabush ng bisita sa akin! His/Her Royal Ka-Chuvahan went here o diva — paano ba naman kasi, nabalik ako sa kanya – gusto ko ulit mamasukan sa kanya – nak ng teteng sabi ba naman sa akin gumawa ka muna ng dissertation bago kita employ ulit! Ano daw ang gagawin ko??? ANO?

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For a start

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The byaningtrooperz are back – due to bipolar demand!

And they is going to the Philippines! OMG as in Oo May Ganun – Talaga! From Philadelphia-New York-Korea-Pinas. Tinalo ang from Paris to Pinas ni KC as in KClyn Francisco bwahahaha!!! *Footah, na-bu-buang na naman ako!!!*

A few daze from now will be in PI – Not Putang Ina but Pinas ang lupang hinirang! And I won’t disclose the dates bwahahah – eh kung ma-Ninoy Aquino ekk Benzahir Bhuto ako sa airpot ng mga kaaway ko? Eh di lost na agad ang karir ko?

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Of course the byaningtrooperz had their passport ready at dapat 6 months beyond pa ito bago mag expire or else lost ang karir mo! At para no need for a visa – Pina-dual-citizenshipssss ko sila! Diva kapag foreign born ka, you are only allowed to stay in Pinas for only 21days without a visa — Tandaan yan mga foreign borns, na kagaya ko na born in L.A. as in Legaspi, Albay bwehehehe…

Isa pang travel tip mula sa byaningtrooperz… Travel light! Wag na wag magdala ng bagahe – magdala ka ng bagahe ng iba (Di worth lalo na yong kargamentong dala namin pucha may libre atang kagaw! Nangati kami ng mga trooperz habang iniempake itech! Libreng allergy din dahil ang baho-baho ng mga kargamento nya footah tong merkanong nagpadala sa akin eh magsasabog ata ng lagim ng kagaw sa PI syet!) Ng kumita ka! O diba!!! Ngayon pa, na madaming nagpapa-cargo, samantalahin ang monument na itech! [That is the Italian (Ita at Ilocanong heritage of me at Jewish.) Ibang klase diba? Lethal sa pagka Elofanga!] Hahahaha. *Check-in mo ang bagahe na binayaran sayo, but make sure that you check it! Bawat hibla tignan mo at baka ma-broke-down palace ka ala Claire Danes or Bridger Jones Diarrea ka!!!*

Itong modus operandi: Ang handy carry mo make sure na di makikita ng airline personel dahil andoon lahat ang personal na kargamento mo – at kapag nakalusot ka winner! Plangang butas! Kahit pa 200lbs ang laman nyan hahahaha!!! Just make sure that you can lift that hand carry and it’s going to fit at the overhead cabin.

Isa pang tip, call your cell phone provider ask if they can unlock your phone so that you can bring it with you kung saan ka man papunta – sa impyerno, ewan ko kung may service doon – pero since ang phone ko daw eh quad band at napakatagal ko nang gagung customer na nag tya-tyaga sa serbisho nila – eh pwedeng pwede ko daw sya gawin, kahit saang lupalop ng mundo! At eto pang isang tip – ask them (Your service provider.) If they can turn off your phone/service while your gone – aba malaki din matitipid mo jan mga PISO ata – aba wala ka naman so sino maaring gumamit ng phone mo? Si Kokey??? At kahit maglakad ka mula Monumento to Baclaran I don’t think makakapulot kapa ng Piso sa ngayon!

Ito pang isang tip ha, do your shopping ahead of time. As in waywayway ahead of time. Pag nag sale ang mga chocolate ng Easter go lalush bayola ka na, sasabihin ng mga relathieves mo pag binigay mo yon at di pa season diba sikat sila saan sila mamakita ng may Easter chocolates? Sila lang meron nyan! Samantalang mag-pa-Pasko pa lang diba? At ang mga chocolates ngayon theme eh Santa Clause, sayo mga kuneho na! Hehehe… (Talaga namang pinakyaw ko ang mga chocolate doon sa tindahan noong nakaraang Easter at ang sabi ng hitad na kahera – whoaaaa that’s alot! Well I have a sweet tooth! Who cares? Even the care bears doesn’t!!!) Benta na yon!

Kapag nag-bakasyon ka, ang gastos di nagsisismula sa destinatyon mo, nagsisimula sya bago ka pa lang lumayas ~~~ Diwatangbyaning  (And you can quote me on this one.)

Always buy pasalubong from the wholesalers! Yong mga kahon-kahong candies doon mo bilihin… Sabay tangalin ang kahon, dahil masyado syang bulky okay. Ito dapat handy sayo always – dahil kapag papasok ka na sa Philippine immigration at customs may bumati sayo ng Merry Christmas at expected you have to be polite too. Greet them accordingly and you know finalize it hahaha isplurk ng trooper sabay bigay ng tig-iisang fruit loop sa bawat isa sa kanila.

Hmmm chika update sa aking second day may itinerary agad – May party agad [Di pa man nag iinit ang bangkay!] and I hope it’s not one of those pity parties that I had before… Geezzz…

I feel love, really… They will take time to spend it to me, with good food? For sure all my relathieves will be there…

I really really really feel special as in special child footah! May naka organize agad na DysFUNCTION!

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Overhaul?

Probably hmmm more of a tune-up? Okay whatever it is… Hahaha… Di pa naman ako ganung ka-tanders! *EHEM* (Sabay lunok…) Ng ano? *Presses the buzzer!* Ng bato??? *Si Darna ka?*

Some kinda words of wisdom: Pagnagkaka-edad ka kelangan mo ng matinding Overhaul!

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It all started with… I have to find another dentist BLAH – one who does accept my insurance PPO daw kasi, so kahit saan pwede? Hmmm all over the nation? Hahaha – May naalala ako… (PPO ang insurance ko noh – so kahit saan ako pumunta pwede! D kelangan ng referral. Kahit saan… Nationwide ito noh, all over the kwantri!) Giit ng babae, di ako nagsabi non! Sabi ko naman *May kasamang pagkamangha sa insurance nya!* Really? Kahit saan? Hahaha, huling balita ko sa Alaska ata sya nakakita ng nearest Neuro wala kasing Neuro na natangap ng PPO sa kanilang baranghey sa east coast bwehehe kasi PPO nga! Nationwide! All over the kwantri nga iyon!

Oo sa cuidad nga ako nakatira pero lahat ng mga ka-ek-ekan sa boquirin pa din nagaganap, palibhasa malapit sa factoring pinagpapartyman ko.

10 weeks ago (Tindi!) before my scheduled appointment, went to nearby dental office, *Tantantinin* (Parang background musak sa mga action movies ni WengWeng.) Nanlaki ang mga mata ko sa aking nasilayan. Sabay sabi sa aking sariling (Asan ba ako? Sabay kamot sa ulo sa itaas.) Pootah kulang na lang may maglako ng shingaling, balot, chicharon, mineral water na galing sa poso! At yong mga tao kulang na lang may dalang mga lata ng biskwit pucha. Nagaantay ng huling byahe papuntang L.A. as in Legaspi, Albay! Syet parang istasyon ng bus sa Maynila parang nasa Farinas bus station <<<— hahah plugging? Ekkk! Dental office daw ito! Hahaha… Syetness! Meron pa lang ganyan dito sa prominent shala-shalahang boquirin daw??? Malamang tong dentistang to by quantity ang drama sa PPO – pakyawan ba, kaya naman ganun kadami talaga ang pasahero nya ey shet paseyente pala, sorry!

Lagare kung lagare! Dahil pagkatapos doon sa istayon ng bus takbo naman kami (Yesa, kami. Nagsama ako ng hatak as in entourage. Isa lang nauto ko eh lol. Para pag tapat ng spot light sa akin eh may taga palakpak ako!) sa patak center ni Doc Juan Flavier. Cuz you know, I need to DOH it noh! Hahaha… At times like this, I wish I have notabels, kahit kasing haba lang ng vienna sausage at kasing payat lang ng panda ballpen bwahaha *Wala akong paki sa machismo, na kesyo kelangan kasing lake ng braso ni Hulk Hogan syet!* It’s all in the performance, at nag BOW pa kamo after ng nasabing performance. HAHAHAH!!!

Paunawa: Hindi ito bastos! Huwag klikin, kung ayaw makakita ng puday!

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quater of my penny worth!

Will it be an issue for Joey Vento owner of the “Best DAW Philly shitty-shitty cheese steak” ekkkk ewww if somebody cut to the front line of his famous daw cheese steak store na nilalangaw? I don’t think so! And would never thought of that – cause his cheese steak sucks wit or witout! How in the world I can cut thru the line? If there’s no line? Earth to Joey! Cause according to the definition of illegal and legal immigrantsis that the legal waited in the line and the illegal cut thru that line stayed in America and broke the law ecklachuchu.

Is this a sign of an entrepreneur wanna be politician? A-GAIN *On a heavy Mexican accent!*Manny Villar istatue?

What ef I do fund raising to deport Joey Vento for the crime of errr selling the most sucky yuckie cheese steak wit or witout pweeee!

I dunno if Joey Vento has issues with immigRANTS - back in 2006 he had a sign upfront his windows saying “This is America, when ordering speak English” wow pare bigat!

So back to the issue Mr. Vento wit or witout brains, definitely the latter, is supporting Arizona state law (And in FA-Q he even made a fund raising noh!) in regards to throwing out all the illegals out of the said state (It’s not federal noh! So I cun’t say in the kwantri.) Soooooo, hmmm does this apply to all illegals (I prefer undocumented!!!) or just the brown skinsssss only? Hmmmm… Hmmmm… Hmmmm… At isa pang hmmm…

Another quarter of my penny – I say let’s BOYCOTT GENO’S steak!!! Now na! Joey Vento you suck just like your cheese steak!

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