Diwatang Byaning

Since the trooperz are moving soon to the city of vest - all they need is an all around finger blaster grenade laban sa mga tulisan at masasamang loob! At arm and hammer for that perfect not sooooo dry tapa lol.

The byaning trooperz aka loyal servants of diwatangbyaning! Attttt isa pang AKA My slavezzzz.

Byaning trooperz were totally loyal to diwatangbyaning and they cannot be bribed, seduced or blackmailed… *Hindi ako ipagbibili ng mga hitad na to! Pangako!* They have abandoned their individuality just to loyalty serve moi!

The byaning trooperz had a specialized training unlike Sargent Marjor. Baklava - The byaning trooperz are trained to be a TIGAS - Tigas-saing, Tigas-salok, Tigas-sandok — they are tigas. They obey me without questions aksed!

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Ugh, a beer simply won’t do it - I had a really-really-really rough day! (Sakit sa ulo!) But it’s all good now — aalis na ako dito sa tarbahu pagpitada ng ala seis!, which is now na!!! Hmmm cranberry vodka greygoose *Hahaha, kala mo tumador eh?*

Happy Friday y’all - Later bitches!!!

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Putukan na!!! *Hoy mga magickera, careful-careful, alam nyo na. Aba mahirap na ang maputukan no…*

I love wine. [A meal is not a meal to me if there is no wine.] (Kahit pa tukneneng lang ang hapunan?) I wasn’t really into wines — but then again, kapag naTANDA KA, sometimes you wanted something tame right? Hahahaha…. Owkey, so who am I fooling here? I think I can drink almost anything. *Presses the buzzer* Ekkk Malt liquor? Bwahahaha - Pucha, try harder! *Presses the buzzer again* Everclear? Hahaha, ekkkk no - not ever.

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I love this ever-ever (Kaya nga eto, re-post daw eh…) I did this post, when I was just starting to blog. Sisihin si Barbie kung bakit madaming naging tibo ek-ek magic bwahahaha…

WARNING: Parental guidance is needed — BADLY! Do not click it you is a minor!

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the vulva! Flowers ekkkk!!!

But I can’t. There’s just so much to read ek-ek! (Wala pa yan. Post it notes lang yan lol.) Finals ko na kaya sa Lunes puta gra-graduate na ako wheee at last may na-accomplish na ako? As in, I am soon to be CDH na, as in certified domestic helper potah!

Thank gawd I have all these brain foods while studying noh. [Black bean cake with egyolk, Manchego rather eden chesse po freshly bought at Fiesta Bistro bwahaha…] So I have sweet, maalat at mapaklang wine — Sarap na talagang binabalik-balikan ko at hinahanap-hanap.

This one is my most fave,

Prosciutto na maalat-alat pa YUM! [I like RAWr foods as in.] Lahat ng hilaw kinakain ko. Oh I miss eating sashimi and oysters ugh.

Nakakatamad magbasa, all I wanted to do is just indulge… Hayst potah!

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Asa ka pa gurl! Heheheh - it’s just party in Marlton, ekkkk Medford pala. *In-denial ka kasi Bweheheh! What’s wrong with Medford? Eh Ritz din naman mga tao doon?* (Not sure - kamot-ulo!!!) Lol.

Happy birthday! Hanestly… You don”t look like 27! Parang 26 ene hap ka lang… Whoa!

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For years it has been the tradition of the ‘Butse Gang’ to celebrate Halloween in Sheraton hotel in Center city, which Henry David Ball is held every year. (Sorry for the late update! I am in distress these past few days…)

The infamous lounge at Sheraton

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I was so pissed today (What a beautifool Monday…) I am going somewhere this Friday, an orientation and gladly I called the office just to re-confirm. Dang, they told me to go somewhere doon sa bundok ng tralala daw - It was fine by me, at first. Then I asked so how about on Monday and the following days? Was it going to be here in the Bukirin?

Receptionist: Pumpkin it’ll be here on tralala… We moved 2 weeks ago.

ME: *DMV/USPS/DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH SIGH* Nagngangawa na ako ng bonggga, at bakit? At bakit hindi? They moved? Without any acknowledgments? Ano ba ako dito? Hangin? Tae-taehan? I am pissed off really… Kelan nyo ako balak i-notify sa Biernes??? Siyet!

After an hour… I got my cool. Tapos na yon, wala na akong magagawa pa.

[Signs ba to na wag na akong mag career ng healthcare?]

[Bakit naka penguin outfit ang mga pingers? Hahaha… We was at a blacktie earlier.]

Then I called the Department of Health regarding my Finger Prints at about 11AM.

You’ve reach the Department of Health blaaaaaaaahhhh blaaaaaahhhh blahhhhhh… To speak to a customer service representative during business hours from 9AM-4PM Monday thru Friday — Press 4…

Ako si gaga I pressed 4… It just keeps on ringing. *Agang lunch break naman nito?* O Hmmm di kaya Hawaiian time ito? Kaya wala pang nasagot ng 9AM? Masayadong maaga ang alas 11AM ko na tawag?

I dialed again and again and again the toll free number even the regular number for hours, as in for hours no jowk! Ano ba tong Department of Health na to nasa Pilipinas??? At hanggang ngayon may hangover pa sa Undas? Lahat na ng option pinagpipindot ko na just to speak to someone LIVE! Pero lahat ata busy kapag Monday??? Looks at my calendar *Holiday ba ngayon?* Hindi naman no!

So finally after dialing their number for hours already. I got into some mailbox doon sa Criminal Background Investigation Department, I was relieved, not until I left a message and after speaking for about 20 seconds I was cut off - damn it!!! (Ang itatanong ko lang naman eh simpleng asan na ang finger prints ko? Is it on the way??? Hindi naman ako magtatanong ng tungkol sa math noh!)

How the F can you leave a message and speak clearly for effin’ 20 seconds and kung ano ano pang anik? 20 seconds??? (I tell you 20 seconds buntong hininga ko pa lang yan…) Ang lala nakakainis… I called again and press chorva chorva and got into that mailbox again - after matapos ng recordning nila magsalita akalain mong MAILBOX IS FULL DAW… Pucha! ANO BA!!! I just hate it… Sobrang nakakapuwerwisyo! Grrrrrrr — Iritang-irita ako to the maximum levels!

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It is…

Nakaka-stress…

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Inumin ng tunay na tibo? Hahaha… Not really… Hindi naman ako tibo noh, nagkakagusto lang sa babae bwahahaha…

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