First of all, allow me to apologize for not having blogged for such a very long time. I have been very busy these days. At saan naman daw aber? *Sabi ng na-epal sa likod ko.* (Saan pa ba? Sa pagluto, pag-saing, pag-lampaso, pag-linis ng bahay, pati bahay ng kapit bahay ni ate, sa paglaba at notaryo sa araw ng pangingilin - syet! Business ever gotesco diba? Dahil bumalik na po ako sa bahay ni ate, yes namamahay ulit ang inyong lingkod!
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May tinatapos pala akong libro 2,000 pages sya at back to back yan di lang sa harap ang sulat ekkk! Sa 6 readers ko (including me) paumanhin! Don’t worry you guys will be the first ones that have my book at say may pirma ko pa yan bawat page! At sa 6 na readers ko (includes me pa din!!!) na mamalasin at di ko ma-pirmahan ang 2,000 (so bale 4,000 pirma yan? syet!) pages na back to back na librong iyan eh kayo ang magiging lucky home partner at magwawagi ng diwata body hugger — dahil may bago akong raket - gumawa na din po ako ng diwata clothing line at yon na nga ang soooper pinag-kaka-busy-han ko sa ngayon.. [Syimpri pa naka-rigistir iyan sa DTI anoh!]
I will be back — Promise, saranghamidabo!
CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! (Kunwari pa daw ayaw click-in - echoserang palaka ka!)
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Are you fucking kiddin’ me???
INPUT: What they did is inhumane! It was an adult act of a cold blooded killer, therefore they should be tried as adults!!!
Juvies who committed premeditated and brutal murders should remain incarcerated!!! I say NO to parole within 15 years of incarceration… I don’t believe in redemption and as well as rehabilitation - what another 2.2 million from taxpayer$ monie$?
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So I therefore conclude I am not a failure!!! I tried to break free with it for a week or 2 weeks but am just not at my best at that time. [long time ago.] I think I am ready now. Hahaha pinaghandaan talaga?
I know I have a demon inside me we all do mga ka-Ovarrio! (Lucky me…) compared to other people I know. Some have demon in their houses; may alam nga ako - their freaking demon knows how to criticize, cook, drink, give child support? *Baet? Hahaha, nasisiraan ng baet kamo! Syet!* laundry, dial the phone [ekkkk, marunong kaya syang mag tix?] What else? Those damuhong demonyo can do just any verb you can imagine. Pootah!
I have a long time love/hate relationship with smoking! A FA-Q and nothing but a FA-Q, is that, it’s longest relationship I ever had in my entire life. Love and hate baga? Hahahaha… Love that every smoke that comes outta my mouth. It simply satisfies my addiction to nicotine, and yet every smoke that comes out sa pugon ko gives me fear… A fear; like what’s going to happen to me if I don’t stop now…
So when is one really ready to break free from it? I am not ready and I don’t think I will ever be anytime soon… But if I don’t try now, when will I? When it’s too late? *Wala na akong baga?* Hahaha… I guess no one is a failure, unless they stop trying!
Life is precious and is worth fighting for…
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Will it be an issue for Joey Vento owner of the “Best DAW Philly shitty-shitty cheese steak” ekkkk ewww if somebody cut to the front line of his famous daw cheese steak store na nilalangaw? I don’t think so! And would never thought of that - cause his cheese steak sucks wit or witout! How in the world I can cut thru the line? If there’s no line? Earth to Joey! Cause according to the definition of illegal and legal immigrantsis that the legal waited in the line and the illegal cut thru that line stayed in America and broke the law ecklachuchu.
Is this a sign of an entrepreneur wanna be politician? A-GAIN *On a heavy Mexican accent!*Manny Villar istatue?
What ef I do fund raising to deport Joey Vento for the crime of errr selling the most sucky yuckie cheese steak wit or witout pweeee!
I dunno if Joey Vento has issues with immigRANTS - back in 2006 he had a sign upfront his windows saying “This is America, when ordering speak English” wow pare bigat!
So back to the issue Mr. Vento wit or witout brains, definitely the latter, is supporting Arizona state law (And in FA-Q he even made a fund raising noh!) in regards to throwing out all the illegals out of the said state (It’s not federal noh! So I cun’t say in the kwantri.) Soooooo, hmmm does this apply to all illegals (I prefer undocumented!!!) or just the brown skinsssss only? Hmmmm… Hmmmm… Hmmmm… At isa pang hmmm…
Another quarter of my penny - I say let’s BOYCOTT GENO’S steak!!! Now na! Joey Vento you suck just like your cheese steak!
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What a view! That’s Ben Franklin bridge with Patco train - NJ bato bound lol.
Still loving the city o ha, dutch why I really took time off from work noh *2 weeks hahaha leche! And counting? Ah wan, ah tu, ah three*
I likey likey instantaneous stuff - like hmmm instant game such as scratch! Ehehehe, only in San Antonio babey - instant request - instant slaughter bwahahahaha… Tang*** mga stekwa talaga to o! Their everywhere ugh! Kapit bahay ko panay stekwa - kahit saan ako pumunta andoon sila punyeta pati sa Chinatown nagkalat syet!!! *Don’t say bad words!*
The Divine Lorraine Hotel in Girard Ave. - Ayan inaamag na…
Not most parts of Philadelphia are ghetto-ghetto or tai-tai ha some are posh too! Way posh like Alabang oo doon sa amin sa San Antonio lahat class… as in class L ang mga tau leche! Laborer lol. Sa isip, sa gawa at sa diwa BOW!
Olde City is too overrated just like Rittenhouse Square bwahakanabitchabygollywow…
Ah waaaaaannnnnn, ahhhhhh tu, ah tree, ah por
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Panalo! Pasok sa Japan and view ditech sa aming bagong balai! Kaya di nag-u-update? Ekkkkk mali!
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It’s Ovah! We are finally settled in our new home… Isn’t it fantabolousniceynicey; superfragilisticexpialidocious; bechabygollywowgreatballsoffire? Y’all can have this 2 bedroom loft starting at $2,400 - $4,000 plus utilities LECHE! Sampung taong sahod ko ata yan! Di ko na sasabihin kung anong property ha, but it’s around fitzwater and broad, baka may ma-ngid-nap pa sa akin, akalain donya ako…
We simply call it ‘San Antonio’ how posh ano? It’s reminds the trooperz their childhood momories at para sikrito na din kung saang killing fields kami nakatira sa cuidad, I mean neighborhood ehem… * Clears throat at sabay lunok.*
I tell you my beloved readers (Yong 6 na masugid na readers at mind you kasama ako sa anim na yan!) Nakakalula ang view at ang taas ng kisame syettttttt, ang ang floor? Hardwood para di halata ang mga kalat - so sa pag linis very efficient talaga sya na bahay lol.
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- In her eyes…
I think I finally know youI can see beyond your smileI think that I can show youThat what we have is...
- At last!
A week from now me and the byaning trooperz are moving to our new posh fantabolous nicey nicey but ...
- Neverland?
Most of the time, I feel the need to move away to a far-far never-never- nevahland
to have a ...
- Does It Ring A Bell?
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A week from now me and the byaning trooperz are moving to our new posh fantabolous nicey nicey but not super niceynicey ha (Exagge na yon!) NY style loft (10′ feet ceiling, hardwood bamboo floors at anik-anik pa doon sa BaranGHEY San Antonio!) in the heart of Khiladelphia wheeeeee *Jumps for joy… While putting my Kevlar vest and preparing my pepper spray* It took us months to finally figure out where will be our final destination ngak…
Pucha, Section 8 hello!
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Last week I was sick worried that either having an early monopause or I am preggers [Walang himala, my brotha is not a pig.] Footangenang syet I was delayed noh tapos ito pa nagsusuka ang ateng ano ba yon? Eh di buntis, not monopausal. Ganun ba talaga pag di nakakainom ng allergy pill? I just missed a day with allegra noh…
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Since the trooperz are moving soon to the city of vest - all they need is an all around finger blaster grenade laban sa mga tulisan at masasamang loob! At arm and hammer for that perfect not sooooo dry tapa lol.
The byaning trooperz aka loyal servants of diwatangbyaning! Attttt isa pang AKA My slavezzzz.
Byaning trooperz were totally loyal to diwatangbyaning and they cannot be bribed, seduced or blackmailed… *Hindi ako ipagbibili ng mga hitad na to! Pangako!* They have abandoned their individuality just to loyalty serve moi!
The byaning trooperz had a specialized training unlike Sargent Marjor. Baklava - The byaning trooperz are trained to be a TIGAS - Tigas-saing, Tigas-salok, Tigas-sandok — they are tigas. They obey me without questions aksed!
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