First of all, allow me to apologize for not having blogged for such a very long time. I have been very busy these days. At saan naman daw aber? *Sabi ng na-epal sa likod ko.* (Saan pa ba? Sa pagluto, pag-saing, pag-lampaso, pag-linis ng bahay, pati bahay ng kapit bahay ni ate, sa paglaba at notaryo sa araw ng pangingilin - syet! Business ever gotesco diba? Dahil bumalik na po ako sa bahay ni ate, yes namamahay ulit ang inyong lingkod!
Abangan
May tinatapos pala akong libro 2,000 pages sya at back to back yan di lang sa harap ang sulat ekkk! Sa 6 readers ko (including me) paumanhin! Don’t worry you guys will be the first ones that have my book at say may pirma ko pa yan bawat page! At sa 6 na readers ko (includes me pa din!!!) na mamalasin at di ko ma-pirmahan ang 2,000 (so bale 4,000 pirma yan? syet!) pages na back to back na librong iyan eh kayo ang magiging lucky home partner at magwawagi ng diwata body hugger — dahil may bago akong raket - gumawa na din po ako ng diwata clothing line at yon na nga ang soooper pinag-kaka-busy-han ko sa ngayon.. [Syimpri pa naka-rigistir iyan sa DTI anoh!]
I will be back — Promise, saranghamidabo!
CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! (Kunwari pa daw ayaw click-in - echoserang palaka ka!)
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It’s Ovah! We are finally settled in our new home… Isn’t it fantabolousniceynicey; superfragilisticexpialidocious; bechabygollywowgreatballsoffire? Y’all can have this 2 bedroom loft starting at $2,400 - $4,000 plus utilities LECHE! Sampung taong sahod ko ata yan! Di ko na sasabihin kung anong property ha, but it’s around fitzwater and broad, baka may ma-ngid-nap pa sa akin, akalain donya ako…
We simply call it ‘San Antonio’ how posh ano? It’s reminds the trooperz their childhood momories at para sikrito na din kung saang killing fields kami nakatira sa cuidad, I mean neighborhood ehem… * Clears throat at sabay lunok.*
I tell you my beloved readers (Yong 6 na masugid na readers at mind you kasama ako sa anim na yan!) Nakakalula ang view at ang taas ng kisame syettttttt, ang ang floor? Hardwood para di halata ang mga kalat - so sa pag linis very efficient talaga sya na bahay lol.
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- In her eyes…
I think I finally know youI can see beyond your smileI think that I can show youThat what we have is...
- At last!
A week from now me and the byaning trooperz are moving to our new posh fantabolous nicey nicey but ...
- Neverland?
Most of the time, I feel the need to move away to a far-far never-never- nevahland
to have a ...
- Does It Ring A Bell?
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Since the trooperz are moving soon to the city of vest - all they need is an all around finger blaster grenade laban sa mga tulisan at masasamang loob! At arm and hammer for that perfect not sooooo dry tapa lol.
The byaning trooperz aka loyal servants of diwatangbyaning! Attttt isa pang AKA My slavezzzz.
Byaning trooperz were totally loyal to diwatangbyaning and they cannot be bribed, seduced or blackmailed… *Hindi ako ipagbibili ng mga hitad na to! Pangako!* They have abandoned their individuality just to loyalty serve moi!
The byaning trooperz had a specialized training unlike Sargent Marjor. Baklava - The byaning trooperz are trained to be a TIGAS - Tigas-saing, Tigas-salok, Tigas-sandok — they are tigas. They obey me without questions aksed!
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As usual ime is busy with the byaning trooperz - it’s wabbit season, busyness ever ang ateng pag hanap ng kuneho. Will update with pikpiks soon…
For the first time ever in diwata history, I did not go with the butse gangs traditional Bisita Iglesia, nangingilin ako sa MSG pucha, alam nyo na knowing nyo naman diba? Na pigtapos ng simba eh lafangan iyan sa Chinatown noh? At heard narinig ko na $22 a plate daw? Wow must be America’s Top Monay who ordered that mala wedding na handaan? Maaga daw natapos ang simba ayon sa aking informant — Congratulashuns, unang salang kayo ng mantika sa Jade Harbor! Bwehehehehe…
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Posted on 08 January 2010 Comments (0)
Tags: Career, Controversy, Drama, Emotions, Family, Hope, Humour, Intrigue, Issues, People, Places, Political, Random, Ritz And Famouz, Thoughts
Ano yon bulate, bakterya, mikrobyo? Ackkk - Today as I wake up sa mala motmot kong room [Kasi ang aking windows may shutter, sosyal? Parang feeling ko nga nasa Anito ako eh. Mapa-umaga/gabi sa akin gabi lagi shhheet!] Ang putla ko na nga, di nasisikatan ng araw?
So anyways para on topic! Nagising ang lola na in peace (yong wala akong inintindi na kasama.) — and wala lang, I am sooooooo soooooooo sooooo thankful! Na tahimik eklachuchu na yung buhay ko, yong ganun ba? For 8 months grabe just picture this - daig ko pa ang pumunta sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay umikot sa imperno ugh at sabay bumalik ulit sa Kosovo/Albania/Jalalabad/Chechnya sabay side trip sa North Korea bwahaha, just imagine kung paano at gaano yan…
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- Carefree,
not whisper nor kotex!
Not that I don't have anything to worry about... Wala na lang akon...
- Two Things
Two Things tag from Pretty aka ganda babae. Thanks for the tag!
1. Two names I go by: Diwa / Diwa...
- Danish Visitor
I get alot of visit from Denmark! I wonder who may that be... Imagine per day not just 10, but more....
- Undying Love???
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Posted on 31 December 2009 Comments (2)
Tags: Career, Controversy, Drama, Drinks, Emotions, Family, Friends, Hope, Humour, Intrigue, Issues, Lesbian, Places, Random, Ritz And Famouz
Putukan na!!! *Hoy mga magickera, careful-careful, alam nyo na. Aba mahirap na ang maputukan no…*
I love wine. [A meal is not a meal to me if there is no wine.] (Kahit pa tukneneng lang ang hapunan?) I wasn’t really into wines — but then again, kapag naTANDA KA, sometimes you wanted something tame right? Hahahaha…. Owkey, so who am I fooling here? I think I can drink almost anything. *Presses the buzzer* Ekkk Malt liquor? Bwahahaha - Pucha, try harder! *Presses the buzzer again* Everclear? Hahaha, ekkkk no - not ever.
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Posted on 29 December 2009 Comments (6)
Tags: Butsi Gang, Career, Controversy, Drama, Drinks, Emotions, Encounter, Friends, Gucci Gang, Hope, Humour, Intrigue, Issues, People, Places, Random, Ritz And Famouz, Sensuality, Sexuality
I love this ever-ever (Kaya nga eto, re-post daw eh…) I did this post, when I was just starting to blog. Sisihin si Barbie kung bakit madaming naging tibo ek-ek magic bwahahaha…
WARNING: Parental guidance is needed — BADLY! Do not click it you is a minor!
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Life always gets better… Happiness is not a mood or emotion - it is a choice.
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Posted on 12 December 2009 Comments (0)
Tags: Career, Controversy, Drama, Drinks, Emotions, Encounter, Food, Intrigue, Issues, People, Random, Ritz And Famouz, Thoughts
the vulva! Flowers ekkkk!!!
But I can’t. There’s just so much to read ek-ek! (Wala pa yan. Post it notes lang yan lol.) Finals ko na kaya sa Lunes puta gra-graduate na ako wheee at last may na-accomplish na ako? As in, I am soon to be CDH na, as in certified domestic helper potah!
Thank gawd I have all these brain foods while studying noh. [Black bean cake with egyolk, Manchego rather eden chesse po freshly bought at Fiesta Bistro bwahaha…] So I have sweet, maalat at mapaklang wine — Sarap na talagang binabalik-balikan ko at hinahanap-hanap.
This one is my most fave,
Prosciutto na maalat-alat pa YUM! [I like RAWr foods as in.] Lahat ng hilaw kinakain ko. Oh I miss eating sashimi and oysters ugh.
Nakakatamad magbasa, all I wanted to do is just indulge… Hayst potah!
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