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S for spam bwahahaha!

I am quite pissed, as I got an email sent to me last Sunday - ng makita ko Lunes na. (To make a long story short, umaga na ng hinugot kasi! Hahaha…) While I was reading the email, I was in shock, surprised and in awe [Oh not really!]. *While scratching my head, sa taas!*

Back to the email para on topic, omg trulili nag orgasm akong tunay while reading it! (Kaya nga hindi ako nag-update ng blog ko kasi may hung-over pa ako? Hehehe.) Paano ba naman lahat, sumbat? Graveh na itoh. (Pero don’t worry, hindi kita babastushin. If you know what I mean. *WINK*) [Ibig sabihin nito matakot ka? Bwahaha. Charing lang!] Gentle dawg naman ako kahit na most of the time I speak and may look rough hahahah.

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Kuwistiyon: To blog or not to blog anymore…

In the next few weeks I will be renewing my hosting and 3 domain names (diwatangbyaning.com, walkwithyoung.com and youngcancook.net) which will cost me an arm and a leg, since I don’t have a steady income, nasibak na ako sa work anoh! I am thinking, of just shutting down my 3 blogs… *Esep-esep*

Masakit man - pero ganun talaga ata yon. Buti sana kung may pepe and pilars sa pasay na maasan - e NADA noh!

Mag fa-face-book na lang ako, libre pa. Hehehehe. Ekkkk NOT!!! [Don’t be surprise one day isang araw, kung hindi na kayo maka access sa blogs ko

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MANYAK

Sagot sa tawag ng laman ng taong libog… Ekkkkkkkkk hindi to porn site noh!

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Ano to behind the scenes?

Ang liit-liit ang kulit-kulit? Hehehe

Kayo na naman? Hoy give chance to others naman!

Walang kakupas-kupas…

They were the few wonderful bloggers that we meet while we was in Manila last May. (Sorry, ngayon lang na-upload lol. Busyness ang lola.)

There weren’t celebrity bloggers in our eyeball [We are celebrities in our own blogs bwahahah!!!] such Perez Hilton, BrianBoy, and Yuga ekkkk Yuga is a celebrity? Bwahaha, diva nga asa TV sya lage? And I heard hes always at bloggers events noh to kuha the freebies ng mga advertisers ‘daw’ - oh that one didn’t came out from my mouth ha pootah! Wala akong kinalaman jan hehehe… There is really nothing about that noh! *Footah, napa-chismacks pa tuloy ako dito lol.*

If not for Reyns social-climbing lessons hindi namin ma-meet itong wonderful bloggers na ito. Namely Malen, Agnes, Amor, and Noel.

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Ahhhhh sarap ng BJ!!!

That is buko juice mga maduduming isip!

I drank 3 BJ’s in one sitting. Di ko kasi sya madadala sa Jamerika pagbalik coz I will be bringing rice grains with me hehehe walang biro! *Magtatanim ako sa likod bahay, mahal na kaya half kaban ng Jasmine rice ngayon, $22 na noh!*

I love it here in Pinas! Perfect weather, para kang reyna kung pagsilbihan ng mga tao (Everybody calls you mam/sir.) Mura ang bilihin (Kahit mababa ang conversion ng Dinar to Peso okay lang din!) Ang ayaw ko lang dito pahirapan ang pag conduct ng business aabutin ka talaga ng siam-siam punyeta nakakastress!!! *Sampung beses checkin ang mga recibo ng mga 6 na sales lady sa counter? Ano yon? Kelangan imemurice?* At ang pera syet kada utot mo labas din ang pera… So I say kahit na I love the Pelepens, Jameirika pa din po!

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my stalker? Somebody sent me flowers, last valentines day *ganda ko? nakulot ang mga buhok ko sa ilong.* not just ordinary santan or gumamela fresh from the jardin ni lola ha, tulips daw sya freshly picked from holeland! I am so surprised as in!

<<<REWIND>>> Friday, Feb 13.

As usual I woke up late last Saturday afternoon [Ikaw ba naman makipag dinner ng 10 hours no?] Yesa! Me and some of my friends went out last Friday night, kasi nga daw loveless na kami tapos magbuburo pa daw ba kami sa bahay? So went out lalush ang mga bekbek sa paradigm. The food wasn’t that great at ang mahal-mahal pa pweeee, I ordered fillet mignon *I know it’s divided by, bakit ako o-order ng sliders? Hahaha.* (medium well - hindi ako nakain ng may dugo!) punyeta para akong nakain ng hallow block with a side of buhangin sa sobrang dry arggghh! Though I have enjoy their most expensive daw na wine *Lasing nga ako diva?* hehehe… (It’s another experience yon lang masasabi ko, at masasabi ko na once in my life, kahit papano nakakain ako sa sosyalan bwahahaha…) Sorry walang pektors, sosyalan - nakakahiya mag pektor baka sabihin, alam nyo na taga-boonduck.

<<<FAST FORWARD>>> Saturday, Feb 14.

While walking down the stairs, pramis kumapal ang buhok ko hehehe… I saw nakita ko ang 1800-flowers na bukas na, of course doon yan sa amo kong nag-feeling Bb. Pilipinas 2nd runner up noong Feb 14 noh! And then I saw nakita ko another box from proflowers an unopened box. [While approaching where the box full of flowers, I was feeling kinda hmmm envious/angry/furious/sad/lonely eklachuchu ha.] Ang ganda naman ni Chuva? 2 boxes of flowers on valentines day pa mismo and it is a Saturday delivery? Arghggg, handang-handa na ako kunin yong jungle bolo ko ng bigla ko makita ang aking full name… Ekkkkkkk, ang tangi kong nasabi sa aking sarili? GLYD as in

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As I’ve said the other day, I will be going out to drink and eat (my sorrow?) and will spend my hard very very very hard earned money in some restaurant. So yeah we was out me and my date syet! [Adik tong ka-date ko, ginawa akong kangyang personal potograper GrrrRrrrr!] Parang sya yong may ari ng camera ko, syet aba’y sya lahat ang kuha no hmft!

Aktualliiiii naamoy na naman ng Reynang ito na may plano akong lumarga at pakalonod sa alak kaya ayan hindi na naman ako nilubayan, kapit tuko!

Reyns: Hello! Anong gawa mo?

Me: Dito sa bahay, getting ready, leaving in 20 mins - kakain sa labas.

Reyns: Papunta na ako jan…

Nak ng teteng wala pang 5 minutes nakatatok na ang lola nyo! Nasa parking lot lang pala, nakaabang…

(Twingmagkikita kami nito, kala nya may kaldero ako sa bag ko, ask ba naman nya ako ng anong luto ni Young? Footah! Eye em sick of cookingng ina!)

We went to some something-something Korean Japanese restaurant.

Si Reyns alam din pa lang magluto, kala ko kasi alam lang nya kumain… CLICK-CLICK-CLICK

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Social climbing means when you are one hell of alagad ng Mahal na Reyna at you faithfully follow her damn rulez at faithfully follow her footsteps then pasok ka sa banga - that is social climbing.

Feed mo ego nya. Purihin mo sya day and night tiyak BFF ka nya all the way. Bff=ReynaElena=she will give you expensive gefts! (parang formula lang ng Ritz=Best friends diba?)

I am damn froud-truly-faithfully-lovingly-fabulously-mega-greatballsoffire-tothe-diamond-super-forallseason one of her followers no! Dinaig pa ang pag follow ko kay Nura at Velma, Brader Mike Velarde, Brod. Pete, Tammy Faye at Jim Bakker…

Then malalaman ko na sa lahat ng kanyang froud- truly-faithfully-lovingly-fabulously-mega-greatballsoffire-tothe-diamond-super-forallseason followers ako lang hindi nya ma gives loves on Christmas day!. (ni taho hindi mo man lang ako mabili! grrrrrrRrrrrRrr) Buti pa yang ceremonial wife mo at legal concubine mo GrrrrrrRrrrrr *inis*

For world peace ayan…

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I am busy paying my bills online and my phone rang… Anong ginagawa mo? Hindi ka yata busy sa blog? *On a very fast tone, na kala mo hinahabol yong salita nya - hahahahaha. 100mph ka magsalita ever! Hoy FYI I am managing several blogs no… Busy ako ever!

So I got an “email” from one stalker friend of mine si SpeakOutYouAFlip (Yong babaeng nabubuhay lang pag may away/gulo sa kaharian ng Reyna, OO sya yong best friend noong Guro na si TeacherGee at si Parker not Panda or Pilot.) Talaga namang tinawagan pa ako ng lola mo, para lang sabihin na may email ako sayo BASAHIN MO *May hawak syang patalim, nakatutok sa leeg ko!!!* Sagot ko naman, MAPAGKAKIKITAAN BA YAN? LOLs!

Here’s the email…

Hoy mga ateng, (Kasali ba ako dito? As far as I know, I am not an Ate!!!)

I would like to request, puwedeng i blog nyo ang sulat sa baba. (OO na po! Tumahan ka na ang panget mo kasi pag naiyak ka! At pakitangal na din yang bread knife mo na walang talim sa aking leeg!)

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