Single on Valentines day? Not a problem! Call me, 1-800-TRANNYLIVE
So anyways, since I been recently single and not really looking [bwaahahaha] the other day was online and was reading personals on the net. I can really tell the difference between straight female sexuality and gay female sexuality in a personals ad. Like a gay female personals ads goes something like – single, 41, seeks slender lady for loooooonggggg conversations, must like whale watching, long walks at the beach and foreign films, non-smoker a plus [~~~ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzzzz snore~~~] (B-O-R-I-N-G) A straight female ads is like – wanted a$$ bandit! [Kaya naman ang lola nyo, straight ang hanap ever hehehe!!!]
I may be single, but I am definitely going to get that some-some no matter what that some-some something is… That the stupid in loves are gettin’ get it?
Since love is in the air? Ayan kunwari daw sweet ako, kaya me-i-post ng ka-swetan bwhehehe…
I like kissing people I love, kissing them is one way of showing my affection and feelings that I have for them… [Ayan na miss ko bigla yong lola ko — yong amoy na binabalikbalikan ko, yong hmmm amoy bengay hehehe.]
Babe? Babe? Babe? Alam mo — miss na miss na kita. Miss ko nang mga yakap mo at ang tamis ng iyong halik, ahhhhh
I had fun at our house party… I am surprise I am invited! (I just hope America’s Top Monay is still busy moving stuff to their Mansion lol.) Sasabihin na naman nyan hindi sya imbitado, haller girl ako nga doon na nakatira minsan di pa din imbitado no ***DABOG, DABOG, DABOG***
Chuva could be a swetty patootie at times. Is this my welcome back party(GEE THANKS!!!) or just same old same old pity party? Bwehehehe… (I/WE did not expect that everybody will have a blast!) I enjoyed all those pangookray really… [I love having a good laugh really.]
How sweet naman!
Mga KaBaranGHAY you know the drill right? *Lasingin ang dalawang iyan!* Okay basta akong bahala sa babae, kayong bahala sa lalake! Mwahahaha…
Last Friday, I ran into or should I say she ran into me [Ehehe, feeling Rapunzel na naman ako! :WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: Haba buhok ko ever ever ever after…]
Mwehehehe… I met up with an old friend (The one, I used to talk to the whole effin’ night before I started dating Manat. Uhg lols! OO sya yong sinolotan ni Manat sa akin HAHAHA!!!) and really we gots and lotsa catching up to do no. It seems like forever since we last spoke and saw each otha noh! I sure do miss her, awwww… *O Demi, selos mode? Nah!* Anuvey!
Y’all meet my friend Tran! O diva? (Will she be the next Tila “Tequila” Nguyen?) I have been friends with her [As in friends with NO benefits, kasuya diba? SNAPPING fingers heeeheehhee] for a bit 5 years already.
I met her at some club in the city, where we always hang out and just every time were there, she was there too. (Sinusundan ata ako ng barookang ito eh?) And the rest is history loka-loka din kasi tong si kebigan kong to eh – She is funny, awesomely and fabulously gorgeously beautifuly and sexy ohhlala great balls of fire perfect! Hahahaha…
as for me? I am so effin’ liar hehehe… Peace Tran!
Want to see more of Tran? CLICK-CLICK-CLICK (HOY mya byaning jan, tama na ang pantaserye! Straight yan no!!! Sabi nya “straight daw sya” bweheheh…)
(Mahal naman kita, natatakot lang talaga ako – sorry…) May moment din ako ng mga ka-aningan just like you…
Strange as it may seem, but I fell in love with a girl. A straight girl… – I was caught unguarded. (I do care for this person, really-up till now, kahit lalayuan na nya ako… For good? that I don’t know.) But I have this dilemma – na-pra-praning ako! Kasi hindi naman sya tibo, straight nga sya diba “daw” EWAN!? Eh pwede ba yon straight at tibo? And whenever I ask her kung ano sya – lagi lang nya sasabihin hindi ko alam, hmmm confused kaya sya? Tibo man sya na in-denial o straight, all I know is mahal ko sya… Tama ba ang nararamdaman ko para sa kanya heart? Tama ba na ibigin ko ang isang babaeng hindi ko naman kauri? O tuluyan ko na lamang syang kalimutan? Tulungan mo ako… Should I just stop this madness? 911!!!
OMG have you guys heard about the rumor? That Anne Hathaway’s EX (ehem) Italian playboy band scam artist Raffaello Follieri, had a huge stash of nude photos of the actress, which are now in the hands of the FBI… Or maybe somewhere else? (Oi, don’t look at me like that – wala sa akin!) Isn’t it a perk to be an FBI agent? LOLS! Bukas na bukas din, mag-aaral ako ng criminology! (hahaha) (more…)
First things first, the opposite of love is not hate… It is indifference – Mamoy ka, Maka sya hindi bagay! HAHAHA…
Maawa ka naman sa akin, naka stapler lang ako jan sa dibdib mo! [Kung ayaw nya sayo, eh di wag!!! Para ka na namang utot nyan eh, kung saan masikip, sya kang nagsusumiksik.] Wag mo sabihin sa akin mahal mo “Cut that Crap!” Mahalin mo muna sarili mo at ako (Katulad nga ng sabi mo lagi, BAROOKA KA KA!, Masyado ka kasing pariwara, minsan! Ayusin mo sarili mo. Umayos-ayos ka jang Barooka ka, baka tamaan ka sa akin.) Ekkkk maawa ka at maghunos dili – awat na sa pagkain, anu ba, emotional eater ka no? Kulang na lang higupin mo ang ripfrigriritor. [Maaawaaa ka sa akin, nababalutan na ako ng taba!] (more…)
NO it is not another episode of QEFTSG – giving makeovers to some of their straight girlfriends…
Everybody loves to hate… (Well – In fact, I love to hate someone too, si Jackie Warner…) – – — Too bad I gots my eye on just Jackie…
I want have more lesbian friends as I could imagine, right before my eyes. But it seems that every lesbian that I get acquainted with seems to be a hater! (Awww, that’s sad! Really…)
Damn it! Of course every “potential lesbian friend” that comes my way deserves a chance – my chance, just don’t be hatin’ on me you lesbos!!! (Yeah, oftentimes I don’t practice what I preach! For I love to hate, Jackie. – Jackie Warner is like mmm Mr. Zulu – They are fictional, Jackie although not some character in some movie but she’s still to be considered fictional…) – Kilala ba nya ako? Ako lang naman nakakakilala sa kanya no! For I don’t exist in her life – sya lang nag e-exist sa buhay ko, hehehe… (more…)
Yes it is! And it’s all because of ‘Sex in the City. Whether you agree or not, this movie has shaped much of the way we view aging, love and relationships.
‘Sex in the City’ – the series and the movie practically gave women over the age of 30’s and above a permission to let go of their insecurities about just hmmm being single?, and embrace life in their own terms. (more…)
I just want to know if it’s possible for people to fall in love with someone you haven’t met but through simple online IMs, and phone conversations. Mag-iisang taon na kaming wala ng ex-boyfriend ko. We are still good friends and we exchange emails now and then. I can’t say that I’m totally over him but the break up was kinda mutual so I guess we are both moving on. I’m uncertain if I’m ready to fall in love again yet there is a prodding, a soft voice talking.
I’ve heard na marami palang mga bloggers na nag-kakainlaban. Nakita ko nga sa isang post somewhere na it’s possible daw na ma-develop ang isang relationship virtually. Pero kahit na online pa or whatever, the chain of love remains the same. It’s the usual “Mahal kita, mahal mo siya, mahal niya ay iba…” (more…)